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Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: whels on December 28, 2003, 06:36:37 PM

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhh
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: Toad on December 28, 2003, 06:38:16 PM
I hope you're running to a store that will sell you some Boulevard or Saranac.  ;)
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: Mini D on December 28, 2003, 06:43:14 PM
Speaking on behalf of those who have no idea what lite beer tastes like...

I have no idea what those commercials are about.

MiniD
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: Toad on December 28, 2003, 06:44:57 PM
It's really not just light beer. Think of all the Corona that is sold.
Title: Re: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: Thrawn on December 28, 2003, 06:50:06 PM
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Originally posted by whels

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhh


I guess you shouldn't have ordered Bud.
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: Mini D on December 28, 2003, 06:51:13 PM
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Originally posted by Toad
It's really not just light beer. Think of all the Corona that is sold.
Every carona I've ever had tasted like lime.  All 3 of them.

MiniD
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: Pooh21 on December 28, 2003, 06:55:25 PM
Your from America, you should be glad ;)

imported camel piss
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: ra on December 28, 2003, 07:41:04 PM
Brew your own.  It's easy, it's cheap, and you will be able to taste it.
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: Dago on December 28, 2003, 07:49:25 PM
Whels, you lucky devil, its finally safe for you to drink British beer.  :)


Warm sticky pond scum it is I tell ya.


dago
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: midnight Target on December 28, 2003, 08:16:16 PM
As I sit here sipping on the single malt special reserve my loving wife got me for Christmas... I just have this one thought.

















nanner nanner.
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: Sway on December 29, 2003, 12:07:46 AM
Carona tasted like warm goat piss.
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: vorticon on December 29, 2003, 01:37:23 AM
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Originally posted by Sway
Carona tasted like warm goat piss.


it pretty much all tastes that way (except heineken and guinness)
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on December 29, 2003, 01:45:55 AM
CORONA... CORONA...

Retards.
-SW
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: Sway on December 29, 2003, 02:33:08 AM
If i thought all beer tasted like warm goat piss, I wouldn't be drinking it. ;)
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: beet1e on December 29, 2003, 05:05:30 AM
I didn't know American beer had any taste, except of course the microbrews, some of which are excellent.

This (http://www.greatbeer.co.uk/berbe.htm) is my favourite local watering hole. I have a visitor from the US on January 4/5, and will be bringing him here. I missed places like this when I lived away from England.
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: _Schadenfreude_ on December 29, 2003, 05:37:20 AM
Here's my fave....open since 1775.....a building since the 13th century...

http://users.ox.ac.uk/~quee0700/turf2.html

the beer list

http://users.ox.ac.uk/~quee0700/beerlist.html
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: _Schadenfreude_ on December 29, 2003, 05:40:04 AM
course there's a couple to choose from....

http://users.ox.ac.uk/~quee0700/centralpubs.html
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: Habu on December 29, 2003, 07:41:09 AM
To appreciate Corona you have to be in a tropical setting with lots of cool ocean breezes with a hot sun and lots of hot women around.

If you drink it down in your mom's basement while trying to impress strippers on a BBS and while trolling a Flight Sim message board while sitting naked at your computer with crumbs from a giant bag of Doritos on your large protruding stomach and underwear then I can see how you might not like it.
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: Toad on December 29, 2003, 08:45:36 AM
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Originally posted by Habu
To appreciate Corona you have to be in a tropical setting with lots of cool ocean breezes with a hot sun and lots of hot women around.
 


Why? so the hot women and cool ocean breezes distract your tastebuds? So your other brain is so overloaded that the top brain doesn't comprehend that there's absoulutely nothing in the bottle?

I'd think you'd appreciate the the hot women and cool ocean breezes even MORE if you were drinking a real beer at the time.

;)
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: Habu on December 29, 2003, 08:55:50 AM
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Originally posted by Toad
Why? so the hot women and cool ocean breezes distract your tastebuds? So your other brain is so overloaded that the top brain doesn't comprehend that there's absoulutely nothing in the bottle?

I'd think you'd appreciate the the hot women and cool ocean breezes even MORE if you were drinking a real beer at the time.

;)


You know I was just making a joke but at the same time there is a real connection between the enviroment you have food and drink it and how much you enjoy it.

My first Corona was in Bali Indonesia at a resort during one of the better vacations I ever had. I remember it as cold and refreshing and the lime was a nice change I had never experienced before then. Indonesian beer is not that great although I drank a ton of it when I lived there. Perhaps by comparison Corona just tasted way better to me. I still like it.

At the same time I just cannot drink some of the beers I used to love during university days. The smell and taste bring back memories of badly hung over day afters and other such memories.

My taste has changed over the year. I like crisper beers now. Saporo from Japan is like that if you have ever tried it. But I drink Molson Canadian and Alexander Keith's mostly because they are almost as nice and a lot less expensive.

Craft beers rarely do it for me. Either they are not carbonated enough or they have the alcohol taste that really brings back bad memories of Bintang in cans.
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: Toad on December 29, 2003, 09:26:18 AM
The "you" was generic; guess I should have made that more clear, sorry.

Yeah, but I'll take Kirin over Asahi or Sapporo. Neither of those appeals to me. Tsing Tao is better yet.

San Miugel? Don't like it? Try another bottle, they're all different!

Fix or Amstel in Greece? Amstel by a mile. Fix is a lot like San Miguel? "Don't like it? Try another bottle!"

Throughout most of Europe I tried to get Carlsberg XXX or Elephant. ;)

I've been a few places, tried most of their beers. I used to say all are good or any beer is better than no beer at all. But it's a real stretch to say that last one, given the amount of purely bad beer out there now.

Drink what you enjoy. Enjoy what you drink. Don't worry about what the other guy drinks!!
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: Sway on December 29, 2003, 09:28:27 AM
Glad your experience taught us something.
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: Habu on December 29, 2003, 09:54:40 AM
Judgeing from your Avatar I can see that you really know your food and beverage.

 ;)
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: Otto on December 29, 2003, 09:58:27 AM
Your getting old and losing you taste buds.  Put some salt in it...
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: Sway on December 29, 2003, 10:12:51 AM
Tell me exactly what my avatar tells you habu, im curious.
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: Habu on December 29, 2003, 10:20:15 AM
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Originally posted by Sway
Tell me exactly what my avatar tells you habu, im curious.


Why are you curious?
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: beet1e on December 29, 2003, 11:59:22 AM
Habu - I'm fascinated to see that you lived in Indonesia. My one and only crossing of the equator was to Indonesia - first to Jakarta, and then I took my life in my hands by flying Garuda to Denpasar. I spent 6 days in Bali, and drank a lot of bottled Bintang. The golden rule I had was to drink nothing from open containers, no drinks with ice, and no drinks from vessels that had been washed in the local tap water. That narrowed it down to bottled Bintang - straight out of the bottle. Can't trust the water out there - was taking no chances even though I'd been immunised against Hepatitis A before going on that trip.

I had a couple of "interesting" evenings at Top Gun at Blok-M in Jakarta. ;)
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: Sway on December 29, 2003, 12:57:44 PM
You made me curious.
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: Sway on December 29, 2003, 12:58:23 PM
BTW.. I changed it for you dear.
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: Habu on December 29, 2003, 01:22:49 PM
Hmmm sway. I would have looked pretty foolished if I had described your old one and then you had changed in on me. ;)

Beetle I lived there for almost 5 years. I lived in a place called Mura Badak which is just south of the equator on the east side of Kalimantan for almost 2 years, then in Jakarta for a year then in a place called Prabamulih which is in the middle of Sumatra and finally in Bogar (north of Jakarta) for a year.

I drank tons of iced drinks, ate local food (even from vendors) for years, brushed my teeth out of the tap and never got sick once. Used to play golf all the time even in Prabumulih. I was a member of the local golf club there. I still have a membership to a club called Karawang International near Jakarta. It cost $60,000 then and is probably worth $6 today.

I still go there all the time. Will probably go again in Feb on business.

Bintang in bottles is the worst beer as they put a preservative in it. Used to give everyone a wicked headache. Now Bintang (especially draft) is considered better than Anchor but I lived way out in the boonies so no draft and the beer was warm for months until it was sold. I used to drink Anchor. When I was feeling rich I would go to a supermarket that sold imported beer and buy Japanese or Austrailian or Kiwi beer.

I used to go to the TopGun all the time. I even dated a girl who worked there. I remember watching the Toronto Blue Jays win the world series at 5 am while sitting in the Top Gun eating a buffet breakfast and drinking beer. I was the ohly guy cheering for the Jays. Everyone else was American.
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: Animal on December 29, 2003, 01:27:16 PM
Corona is not beer. Its a refreshment drink, and a very good one. Just dont think of it as beer.

As for my favorite beer, give me Bass Pale Ale any moment and I'll be a happy drunk.
Guiness is over-rated, and Heineken is acceptable.
Title: I Cant Taste My Beer
Post by: LePaul on December 29, 2003, 01:40:34 PM
Killian's Irish Amber is my latest favorite...good stuff.  There arent a lot of beers I like.  Corona is one of them as well.

Prefferred:  Captain Morgan's & Coke  ;)