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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: midnight Target on December 29, 2003, 11:36:18 AM
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Some great trials on tap for 2004. Who's gonna fry?
Michael Jackson
Phil Spector
Robert Blake
Scott Peterson
Kobe Bryant
Make your predictions.
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Michael Jackson - Innocent
Phil Spector - Guilty
Robert Blake - Guilty
Scott Peterson - Innocent
Kobe Bryant - Innocent
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Kobe
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Some great trials on tap for 2004. Who's gonna fry?
Michael Jackson
Phil Spector
Robert Blake
Scott Peterson
Kobe Bryant
Make your predictions.
Jackson=Guilty by his own admission
Spector=Guilty by stupidity
Blake=Insanely guilty
Scott Peterson Evil Guilty,, This guy is fricken evil
Kobe bryant=No comment.
Saddam=The Motha of all trials of alla centuries
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you forgot Martha!
who's gonna fry? - all the white males...
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Bush, and not by a hair this time.
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Jackson, Blake, Bryant, all guilty
Rest, havn't seen enough info to be sure.
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The white ones are innocent, and the black ones are guilty.
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Originally posted by Eagler
you forgot Martha!
who's gonna fry? - all the white males...
We'll miss ya Eagler.
I did forget Martha and Saddam... oops.
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Originally posted by Eagler
who's gonna fry? - all the white males...
ummm...so, does that include Michael?
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Some great trials on tap for 2004. Who's gonna fry?
Michael Jackson - "Hi little boy, would you like to pull my noodle?" Guilty of being a whacko... innocent of child molestation... he should be kept away from small children, domesticated animals, and small kitchen appliances.
Phil Spector - "I was redecorating the entrance to my manson with my .357 magnum... it's feng sway... neuvo-riche thing... I can see you're not wearing Prada, so if I were to explain it would be lost on you... hey, it's not my fault... she ran into the bullet with her face... a little plastic surgery and she'll look 20 years younger. any way her karma is not into my zen... there's no way. I'm obviously innocent.... though a dead body in the foyer has a je ne sais que appeal to it.... hmmm" - Guilty.
Robert Blake - "Here's how I see it, [said in Columbo's voice and trent coat] this guy and his gal just ate dinner at their favorite restaraunt. They're in the car, about to leave, when the guy realizes he left his gun in the restaraunt. In the 5 minutes, it takes him to go back into the restaraunt and return, some whacko comes along... kills his gal with a vintage gun which was later found in a dustbin! Now... tell me... how crazy is that.... it just doesn't add up .... hey, want to see a magic trick? I'll just hold this light bulb in my mouth while they pull that switch."
Scott Peterson - To his girl friend the massage therapist on the phone (tape recorded by the police): "I know I told you my wife died of cancer and this would be the first Christmas with out her and you and I were planning on spending the holiday togeter... and I know it's very strange that I've been lying all this time about my marriage.. saying that I don't have a wife... and I've been traveling when I was really spending time with her...
I don't know what I was going to do when Christmas came along and well... I had to be two places at once... with you and with my wife... it's really just co-incidence that she was killed just before Christmas and her body was found at the very same lake I was fishing at... but you know, it really is true this is the first Christmas with out my wife...so I did tell the truth once... I'm not all that bad. Yah she was pregnant with my child... so what?"
Kobe Bryant - "hey the ho just wants my money. I didn't know she was going to get freaky on me... I mean she did get freaky... hehe.... If I knew she'd give me all this grief I would have just had her suck my ****." innocent of rape - guilty of adultery and being a scum bag.
Martha Stewart - "I'm just a happy home maker. I'm not a wall street insider... yes I worked on Wall Street and have many connections with brokers and financial managers and corporate CEOs... would you like some cookies? I milled the floorer, milked the cows, churned the butter, grew the sugar cane, and baked them all by my self... by the way... do you know if my room at Club Fed come with carpeting? Oh it doesn't matter I'll make it my self - it's a good thing." - Guilty.