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Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: Airhead on December 29, 2003, 03:51:00 PM: Anybody got any? I have a few....

SOB will become the next Jered Fogle (of Subway Sandwich fame) when he loses 245 pounds on a diet on In-N-Out 4x4s.

Deeply moved by his experiences with the Sweedish Welfare System, Hortlund becomes a Socialist.

MiniD will say something nice about someone.

One month after giving birth, Curval's wife will be pregnant again.

After crossgender surgery, Animal will become the highest paid fashion model in Puerto Rico, earning hundreds of dollars a month.

Funked will get lucky with a woman who isn't drunk, on Rohipinol or inflatable for the very first time.

LePaul, finding it's impossible to delete all the porn on CheckSix.Net, changes the name to CheckSex.Net, charges 14.95 a month for membership, becomes a millionare and buys a vintage P-51.

HiTech, stung deeply by the mass exodus of players who can't afford to pay 14.95 a month each for two websites, is forced to sell his vintage P-51 to an anonymous buyer from Maine.

A spate of Interstate Prostitute Stranglings will be solved when Kieran is arrested, without incident, revisiting the scene of a body dump.

Ripsnort will grow hair after using the seeds from a Chia Pet as a dry rub, and watering daily. The fertilizer is already in place.

Tired of dealing with the "on probation" crowd, Skuzzy will beg HiTech for funding to hire a hit man to kill several of the most blatant abusers. HiTech will decline, citing reduced revenues due to a now openly competing CheckSex.Net website.

Corrupted by shooting guns with Lazs, Beatle and Tomato become a modern-day Bonnie and Clyde and terrorize England for several months, inspiring Parliament to enact new legislation allowing the private and unrestricted ownership of firearms. Their crime spree ends in a blazing shootout aginst a posse of armed vigilantes.

Lazs, in celebration of a pro-gun victory in England, accidentally shoots himself in the leg. Luckily it is his wooden one.

And, finally....

Curval's wife, tired of being pregnant for the past several years, steals his carelessly locked 125cc scooter and abandons him.

Please add if you like. Just don't be a Hater now. :)
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: midnight Target on December 29, 2003, 04:00:42 PM: Nope, you got em all.

Oh wait..... I'm getting a vision......

Airhead will troll.
Title: Re: Predictions for 2004
Post by: LePaul on December 29, 2003, 04:14:04 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Airhead

LePaul, finding it's impossible to delete all the porn on CheckSix.Net, changes the name to CheckSex.Net, charges 14.95 a month for membership, becomes a millionare and buys a vintage P-51.

HiTech, stung deeply by the mass exodus of players who can't afford to pay 14.95 a month each for two websites, is forced to sell his vintage P-51 to an anonymous buyer from Maine.

LMAO!! :p :rofl
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: mietla on December 29, 2003, 04:46:27 PM: Airhead regained his senses after showing his Mom some of Mrs. Weazel performace.

Welcome back Airhead. For a moment I though that you went sane.
Title: Re: Predictions for 2004
Post by: mietla on December 29, 2003, 04:48:31 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Airhead
One month after giving birth, Curval's wife will be pregnant again.

With his performance she'll be giving birth in a month again.
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: AKIron on December 29, 2003, 04:49:01 PM: LOL :aok
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: eskimo2 on December 29, 2003, 05:10:52 PM: ROTFLMAO

Airhead, that's the funniest thing I've read on this BB in a long time, great job!

eskimo
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: lazs2 on December 29, 2003, 05:20:26 PM: my leg is not wooden although sometimes I wish it was....

lazs
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: Mini D on December 29, 2003, 05:21:36 PM: Airhead, I think you're the most attractive man I've ever seen.

MiniD
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: mrblack on December 29, 2003, 06:15:20 PM: Are you a writer?
If not you should be .
that was some funny chit:rofl
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: LePaul on December 29, 2003, 06:16:39 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Mini D
Airhead, I think you're the most attractive man I've ever seen.

MiniD

There's one prediction come true!
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: FUNKED1 on December 29, 2003, 06:17:49 PM: This is almost as good as when he described people's appearances based on their posts. He was pretty damn close without ever seeing photos.
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: eskimo2 on December 29, 2003, 06:19:10 PM: Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
This is almost as good as when he described people's appearances based on their posts. He was pretty damn close without ever seeing photos.

Link it please!

eskimo
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: Thrawn on December 29, 2003, 06:31:30 PM: It's nice to see you that you are still in form from time to time.

:D
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: FUNKED1 on December 29, 2003, 06:35:20 PM: Eskimo: http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=88446
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: boxboy28 on December 30, 2003, 09:17:37 AM: Why hes a modern day Nostradamus! :aok wtg Airbag
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: RightF00T on December 30, 2003, 12:47:14 PM: In the Year Two- Thousannnnnnnnndddddd!!

(http://members.rogers.com/alberts/cob2000.JPG)
Title: Predictions for 2004?
Post by: MrLars on December 30, 2003, 01:12:55 PM: The Draft :(

edit: Oops...that's my prediction for '05 if we're burdened with another 4 years of this crap.
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: SaburoS on December 30, 2003, 01:13:07 PM: LOL!!! Airhead's the master :rofl
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: Eagler on December 30, 2003, 01:36:45 PM: LOL
that was some funny stuff :)
(http://64.95.118.51/images/opti/fa/66/kifmLooney_Tunes_Chia_Pet-resized200.jpg)
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: Octavius on December 30, 2003, 01:50:07 PM: HAHAHA the original thread was great. Swoop's description of Curval as Stan Laurel... my god that is SPOT ON :D

Already having posted my picture somewhere out there, I think any predictions of me are tainted :)
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: Hooligan on December 30, 2003, 05:35:08 PM: LOL!

Hooligan
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: B17Skull12 on December 30, 2003, 06:12:05 PM: what is the prediction for me?
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: Airhead on December 30, 2003, 06:15:36 PM: Quote
Originally posted by B17Skull12
what is the prediction for me?

You will reach puberty.
:D
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: vorticon on December 30, 2003, 07:45:25 PM: realizing that the canadian dollar is actually worth 76c and therefore a subscription costs $20 there will be a great rise in canadian subscribers...
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: Airhead on December 30, 2003, 07:56:55 PM: what I got for XMas. :D (http://www.grandillusions.com/rip.jpg)
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: B17Skull12 on December 30, 2003, 08:32:01 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Airhead
You will reach puberty.
:D
that was 2001
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: Saurdaukar on December 30, 2003, 09:30:58 PM: Skuzzy will ban himself for posting 'questionable' sheep pictures.
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: Ping on December 30, 2003, 09:37:58 PM: Saurdaukar will post the address and the phone number for the subject in his avatar.

Airhead will confess to actually being Hitechs alternate online persona.
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: Airhead on December 30, 2003, 11:53:55 PM: Saurdauker will reveal that it is indeed, he, who is the subject of his own Avatar. He will immediately be offered membership into the FDBs.

Easymo will be deported as an illegal alien when it's discovered he was actually born in Mexico while his parents were on vacation.

Funked will quit.

Grunherz, tired of the *****-footing around we've done so far on the War on Terrorism, will hijack an Air France 747, bail out over Afghanistan, kill 3,000 Terrorists and fight a duel to the death aginst Osam Bin Laden armed only with an electronic pencil sharpener. He will then write a book.

Skuzzy will have a nervous breakdown and post vile, pornographic pics on the Board before he crawls under his desk, babbling incoherently. He will immediately be offered membership into the FDBs.

The French will surrender.

The 13thTAS will say "Hey, who cares? It's only a game" and start HOing, furballing and JABOaugering and trash talking on Open Channel.

The FDBs will pledge sobriety, adopt a ridged medal and ranking system and a strict code of conduct including a prohibition on sex the nights before squad night, (like they have sex) :rolleyes: and become the most anal of Squads. However, they'll suck even worse.

Eagler will shoot a burgular attempting to rip off his thirty pink plastic yard flamingos. The Florida courts will acquit Eagler of murder on the grounds Florida law allows people to protect their herds (or flocks) from rustling. He is immediately offered membership into the FDBs, provided his pink plastic yard flamingos are anatomically correct.

Shane will say ", nice kill, Bud. You got me fair and square" on the open channel.

Airhead will land kill. Or even land.
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: SaburoS on December 31, 2003, 01:32:53 AM: ROFL!! :rofl
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: mietla on December 31, 2003, 01:35:53 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Airhead
The French will surrender.
Airhead will land kill. Or even land.

You are on a roll Airhead except these two above.

A flea on my dog knows/assumes that.
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: hyena426 on December 31, 2003, 01:46:22 AM: Quote
what I got for XMas.
wouldnt you rather have a don king chia pet?,,hehehe
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: Curval on December 31, 2003, 07:43:45 AM: Not sure how I kept missing this thread.

My prediction is that Airhead's prediction regarding my wife and I will be wrong....for 2 very good reasons:

"Snip" and "Snip"

:p
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: Mini D on December 31, 2003, 09:35:21 AM: I'd adjust LePaul's:

LePaul completes his R2D2 robot only to find it isn't quite the babe magnet he thought it would be.
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: Mini D on December 31, 2003, 09:38:25 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Curval
My prediction is that Airhead's prediction regarding my wife and I will be wrong....for 2 very good reasons:

"Snip" and "Snip"
You know... you could have just had a vasectomy.
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: LePaul on December 31, 2003, 10:30:17 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Mini D
I'd adjust LePaul's:

LePaul completes his R2D2 robot only to find it isn't quite the babe magnet he thought it would be.

LOL

Now now, let me clear this up...it aint a chick magnet. A serious money hole...but the intent is to take him to the local pediatrics ward. I had a God son pass away there from brain cancer and the kids will love 'em. A guy who made one and takes his to the local hospitals inspired me to make mine. A girl here at work has a developmentally delayed son, and she's egging me to bring R2 to their events, Cerebal Palsey heard about it, etc.

So...mock all you like. :p I think its challenging to build, design, motor, light up, etc...and its end goal is just a few smiles.

Now how tall are you, MiniD? Maybe I'll make you that Stormtrooper outfit you keep private messaging me a desire for :lol
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: Nilsen on December 31, 2003, 10:35:44 AM: L0L airhead :rofl
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: lazs2 on December 31, 2003, 12:36:01 PM: mini di would fit into the r2d2 robot.

lazs
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: SaburoS on December 31, 2003, 08:31:27 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Curval
Not sure how I kept missing this thread.

My prediction is that Airhead's prediction regarding my wife and I will be wrong....for 2 very good reasons:

"Snip" and "Snip"

:p

Oh oh, I'd start worrying about the milk man...

... Just kidding :D
Title: Predictions for 2004
Post by: Saintaw on January 01, 2004, 05:39:55 AM: Chippy will have a high pitched voice.

Frenchy finds out his new american wife has an addam's apple.

(LMAO at Eagler's flamingos)