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Title: FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers
Post by: Ozark on December 29, 2003, 09:30:55 PM
WASHINGTON (AP) - The FBI is warning police nationwide to be alert for people carrying almanacs, cautioning that the popular reference books covering everything from abbreviations to weather trends could be used for terrorist planning.

In a bulletin sent Christmas Eve to about 18,000 police organizations, the FBI said terrorists may use almanacs "to assist with target selection and pre-operational planning."

It urged officers to watch during searches, traffic stops and other investigations for anyone carrying almanacs, especially if the books are annotated in suspicious ways.

The FBI said information typically found in almanacs that could be useful for terrorists includes profiles of cities and states and information about waterways, bridges, dams, reservoirs, tunnels, buildings and landmarks. It said this information is often accompanied by photographs and maps.

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Title: FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers
Post by: midnight Target on December 29, 2003, 09:32:47 PM
I got an Almanac for Christmas..... Am I on the "LIST" now?
Title: FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers
Post by: udet on December 29, 2003, 09:35:30 PM
it's called paranoia. FBI is FUBAR
Title: FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers
Post by: Mini D on December 29, 2003, 09:52:00 PM
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Originally posted by midnight Target
I got an Almanac for Christmas..... Am I on the "LIST" now?
Don't worry MT... it's not a list you weren't already on.

MiniD
Title: FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers
Post by: Regular on December 29, 2003, 09:54:43 PM
wth hell? i get those ghey books from my rich uncle every year.

Guess I am a terrorist  this year for x mas.:confused:
Title: FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers
Post by: Chairboy on December 29, 2003, 09:59:08 PM
NEWS FLASH!  

Terrorists are believed to have read newspapers to keep track of current events and plan their attacks.  Be alert for anyone reading or buying newspapers, they may be THE ENEMY!
Title: FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers
Post by: Yeager on December 29, 2003, 10:05:41 PM
obviously just "another"scare tactic used by the bush regime to scare the ignorant public with false pretense.

The horror......
Title: FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers
Post by: Gunthr on December 29, 2003, 10:09:13 PM
You know, that kind of stuff comes over the teletype almost everyother day now. Its of some interest to law enforcement, particularly those who are right down where the rubber meets the road, but I wish it weren't published in newspapers and the media. It sounds stupid to half the general public and needlessly scary to the other half.
Title: FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers
Post by: Gunslinger on December 29, 2003, 10:10:37 PM
actualy an almanac is a GREAT tool for relaying coded mesages as long as both parties have similar almanacs.  Think about it, if both of you had "calenders" that both had specific information and specific dates that would be nearly perfect for planing.

more than likely this report was generated because some suspected terrorits had almanacs with certain dates circle or somthing.
Title: FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers
Post by: LePaul on December 29, 2003, 11:30:54 PM
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Originally posted by Yeager
obviously just "another"scare tactic used by the bush regime to scare the ignorant public with false pretense.

The horror......


I dunno what's worse....the fact you THINK that..or BELEIVE it :p
Title: FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers
Post by: maslo on December 30, 2003, 02:10:52 AM
bu bu bu bu they are after you

but dont worry we, super cool fbi, cia gonna protect you by non spoken way
just pass us few billions of mickey mouse money and belive in us
:D
Title: FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers
Post by: Fishu on December 30, 2003, 02:12:19 AM
Terrorist conspiracy, I tell you...
Title: FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers
Post by: Maniac on December 30, 2003, 02:18:05 AM
Arrest the Almenac makers...

And hang em.
Title: FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers
Post by: Animal on December 30, 2003, 02:28:13 AM
LETS BURN ALMANACS!!!
Title: FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers
Post by: GRUNHERZ on December 30, 2003, 02:47:37 AM
So some think it sounds silly and vague and pointless.  Perhaps almost as silly and vague as saying on September 10, 2001 that you should watch out for people with GPS devices or boxcutters... In other words, you never know what is important or where this info came from and those of you who are ridiculing this should really consider that...
Title: Re: FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers
Post by: mold on December 30, 2003, 07:57:58 AM
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Originally posted by Ozark
WASHINGTON (AP) - The FBI is warning police nationwide to be alert for people carrying almanacs, cautioning that the popular reference books covering everything from abbreviations to weather trends could be used for terrorist planning.


Absolutely ROFLMAO.  I honestly thought this was a joke, a little dig at the "alerts" we are seeing.  Unbelievable.  WARNING: the latest intelligence reports indicate a strong possibility that terrorists are breathing air to stay alive, specifically oxygen.  Recommend burning atmosphere to prevent further terrorist attacks.

Grunherz: yeah, you never know what's important.  So let's outlaw everything.
Title: FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers
Post by: Eagler on December 30, 2003, 08:21:36 AM
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Originally posted by Gunthr
....but I wish it weren't published in newspapers and the media. It sounds stupid to half the general public and needlessly scary to the other half.


that is because 50% of the gp are morons and another 50% are paraniod from too many lefties ... sometimes/many times they are both..
Title: FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers
Post by: Horn on December 30, 2003, 08:38:42 AM
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Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
So some think it sounds silly and vague and pointless.  Perhaps almost as silly and vague as saying on September 10, 2001 that you should watch out for people with GPS devices or boxcutters... In other words, you never know what is important or where this info came from and those of you who are ridiculing this should really consider that...


ROFL

h
Title: Re: Re: FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers
Post by: GRUNHERZ on December 30, 2003, 02:06:40 PM
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Originally posted by mold

Grunherz: yeah, you never know what's important.  So let's outlaw everything.


Have they outlawed these books?
Title: FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers
Post by: Holden McGroin on December 30, 2003, 02:17:16 PM
I heard they dug up Benjamin Franklin and took him in for questioning...
Title: FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers
Post by: maslo on December 30, 2003, 02:17:44 PM
no Grun they didnt... they only said.. be ware of people carry book.. they  could be terrorist :D


as usefull as "watch out terrorist have black eyes " :D



what makes me ROFl is fact that in past 3 years they do more and more strict airtrafic controls and stuff around flying ...

so basicaly.. last time when they announced that they gonna make it more tight, i had to laugh, because last time they didnt do it tight enough....
so basicaly they sux in air security for a past 3 years :D

baaaa dont be scare of flying.... they gonna make more and more secure in next 6 months again ....



actualy how much  money did your goverment spend on Security w/o tenders in private sector for a last 3 years ? :D
Title: FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers
Post by: midnight Target on December 30, 2003, 03:12:32 PM
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Originally posted by Eagler
that is because 50% of the gp are morons and another 50% are paraniod from too many lefties ... sometimes/many times they are both..


And Eagler is in that all important third 50%.
Title: FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers
Post by: Mini D on December 30, 2003, 03:53:26 PM
Actually, the FBI is suggesting that police keep an eye out for almanacs when working with suspicious characters... not that the almanac makes them suspicious.

It's kinda funny really... nobody is being arrested for carrying almanacs nor for buying them.  The FBI has made a simple correlation.  I guarantee the koran is on the list of "books to keep an eye out for" too.

Dunno... maybe some of those being so critical could come up with a way to identify people before they commit a crime without infringing on our rights as U.S. citizens with 100% accuracy that should have been demonstrated by preventing 9/11.

Its not a matter of using hindsight OR foresight... its a matter of using both.

MiniD
Title: Re: Re: Re: FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers
Post by: mold on December 30, 2003, 04:17:18 PM
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Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Have they outlawed these books?


I think you can take the point. ;)  So you can be suspected for carrying an almanac.  What's amazing is that people can't see the humor in that.  It's straight out of Dave Barry.

I was recently involved in an incident where a guy ran off with some merchandise and was later arrested...the police report said the "suspect behaved rudely, in almost a terroristic fashion."  LOL.
Title: FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers
Post by: Maniac on December 30, 2003, 04:36:19 PM
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"suspect behaved rudely, in almost a terroristic fashion."


OH MY GOD!!!

Its working, The US have a new 'ísm' to be COMPLETLY PARANOID about!!!
Title: FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers
Post by: Holden McGroin on December 30, 2003, 04:37:40 PM
Rudely-ism? :confused:
Title: FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers
Post by: Sandman on December 31, 2003, 01:02:38 AM
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Originally posted by Yeager
obviously just "another"scare tactic used by the bush regime to scare the ignorant public with false pretense.

The horror......


Hey now... it worked the first time. :D