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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on January 07, 2004, 01:00:40 PM
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Post anything you'd like. Its just an experiment. :)
{My dog has bad breath}
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IN! :D
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Brush its teeth. That ain't going to get a thread going, Rip. :)
Republicans and Democrats are both scum.
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I like chili with corn chips and cheese... :D
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WWIIOL has a better FM than AH.
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Where has weazel been? I sure do miss him.
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Popcorn needs butter and salt to be edible.
dago
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They make dog biscuits that are supposed to improve your dog's breath. I keep them on hand in case of a bad date, but I'd bet they'd work on your dog.
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Happy New Year, everyone.
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I had a hamster once!
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my kids have a hamster and I want to feed it to the dogs. My dogs BOTH have bad breath and the busicuts dont work on them.
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Originally posted by Octavius
I had a hamster once!
Let me guess, you fed it to the ol' leather cheerio and it died?
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No, that was lemiwinks!
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Leather Cheerio? I get what you're referring to (I think), but why leather?
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After many hours of hard observation and contemplation, Ripsnort bends over, stands up, and whispers softly, "Leather!"
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Originally posted by Octavius
No, that was lemiwinks!
lol gawd i luv south park...
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just to make that one guy's law aplicable to this thread.....here it is "NAZI HAMSTERS"
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Originally posted by Tarmac
Leather Cheerio? I get what you're referring to (I think), but why leather?
Hmm, how about "leathered" ?:eek:
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One sunny day in San Francisco two gerbils bumped into each other on a street corner. One gerbil is brown, the other is white. The brown gerbil looked at the white gerbil and said "you must be new around here".
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Originally posted by Octavius
After many hours of hard observation and contemplation, Ripsnort bends over, stands up, and whispers softly, "Leather!"
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Damn cans...
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What if a bird had a shotgun, think a cat would fork with it?
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Low to the ground, but ready for takeoff...
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A hot RC Cola and a Moon Pie in hand..
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"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses... hit it."
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I can wipe my own ass... :aok
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uhm ... whats brown and sounds like a bell?
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my balls itch
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I walked out to get some fresh air and the girls from work were talking about Gerbils and Richard Gere in the same sentence...
Then the conversation degenerated.... Much to my surprise....
I am so high on sudafed I just dont care...
IKON
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Its 3:20, and my balls now itch also.
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Miko - great opportunities only come along once or twice in a lifetime...
this opportunity is yours. Grab it with both claws and dont let go.
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LoL
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Why do blondes wear panties?
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They dont.
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Post anything you'd like. Its just an experiment. :)
{My dog has bad breath}
My God man...has Rips fertile mind finally run dry....is there nothing left to cut and paste? Oh the horror!!!!:eek:
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Originally posted by aztec
My God man...has Rips fertile mind finally run dry....is there nothing left to cut and paste? Oh the horror!!!!:eek:
Actually, had you been paying attention (not that we'd expect anyone with a dead mexican tribes name to pay attention), you'd see it was a result of the last post in this thread. (http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=105385&referrerid=3203) ;)
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I prefer them over name brand, so long as they're cheaper.
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Originally posted by Pfunk
my balls itch
I just scratched them, i feel much better now
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mopar is mocar, and my balls itch too. gotta get that checked out
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My balls itched once - the university 'health center' gave me a little orange bottle of pills and after a few days, the itch went away.
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From the program The Fast Show, Swiss Toni is a car salesroom manager.
SWISS TONI
[CH walks into the office and catches RT off guard]
CH Do I find you reading a book, Paul?
RT Yeah - sorry, Swiss. There are no customers, and, well, it's a guide book. I'm goin' campin' at the weekend.
[slight pause as CH sits on the edge of the desk]
CH Putting up a tent is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole an'... slip in to the old bag.
SWISS TONI
[int. car showroom - CH comes striding in, his right arm in a sling]
CH Morning, Paul!
RT Oh, are you all right?
CH I see you've notice the... sling. I got this from a woman. And before you jump to any conclusions, Paul, I might add that it was from her Volvo.
RT What - you had an accident?
[slight pause]
CH I have been to the brink of death and back. In a nine car pile-up on the dual carriage-way.
RT Really? Wh-what was that like?
[slight pause as CH puffs himself up for his entendre-laden oration...]
CH Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear- ender. And pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible.
[CH leans against a desk]
CH Picture the scene, Paul. My horn is jammed on. All I can see is her Volvo coming at me at a hundred and twenty miles an hour. "My God!", I thought, "now I'm going to eat Volvo!"
[slight pause]
CH And then... in I went, with a terrific bang.
[slight pause]
CH And finally... it was all over. And I just lay there, with a cracked big end, covered in leaking fuel, waiting for the emergency services to pull me out.
[CH gets up, and starts to lead RT to his office]
CH A word of advice, Paul - never try to light up a cigarette after a nine car pile-up.
Swiss Toni (http://coma.tky.hut.fi/~horse/files/fastshow_scripts/swiss.htm)
More Fast show sketches (http://coma.tky.hut.fi/~horse/files/fastshow_scripts/sketches.htm)
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This thread is missing something...
I KNOW!!!!
(http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/mstuart/sch4.jpg)
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WHOOHAH! Spread em and bed em! :aok
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Nice landscape!
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She's got huuuuuge... tracts of land!!
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every time you post that pic Vulcan i get this funny feeling... it's like my pants got tighter. really odd.
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Originally posted by JB73
every time you post that pic Vulcan i get this funny feeling... it's like my pants got tighter. really odd.
Brain just ensures the bloodflow to your vital organs.
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Originally posted by Octavius
She's got huuuuuge... tracts of land!!
Ready to be plowed...I'd like to be the farmer. :cool:
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My Reaction (http://soundamerica.com/sounds/tvshows/Home_Improvement/arrarr1.wav) to Vulchkins post.
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Dear Dogs:
When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch
positions with each other so there are still two dogs in the way.
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food.
The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw
print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it
becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help,
because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about
that. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your
comfort. Look at videos of dogs sleeping, they can actually curl up in a
ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out
to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out
and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space
used is nothing but doggy sarcasm.
My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some
miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary
to claw, whine, try to turn the knob, or get your paw
under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same
door I entered. In addition, I have been using bathrooms for years,
canine attendance is not mandatory.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dogs butt.
I cannot stress this enough. It would be such a simple change for you.
Rules for non pet owners who visit and like to complain about our pets.
1. The dog lives here. You don't.
2. If you don't want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
3. I like my dog a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, she's a dog. To me, she's an adopted daughter who is short, hairy
walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
5. **Dogs are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the
time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car,
don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry
about buying the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a
gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant, you can sell the pups.
The same applies to cats, except they ignore you until you are asleep
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raise your standards :D
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
not that we'd expect anyone with a dead mexican tribes name to pay attention.[/url] ;)
OOO, ouch Rip...that was really really mean....LOL, hey if that's the best you can do maybe the well HAS run dry.
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Is munge a word?
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munge: /muhnj/, vt.
1. [derogatory] To imperfectly transform information.
2. A comprehensive rewrite of a routine, data structure or the whole program.
3. To modify data in some way the speaker doesn't need to go into right now or cannot describe succinctly (compare mumble).
4. To add spamblock to an email address.
This term is often confused with mung, which probably was derived from it. However, it also appears the word munge was in common use in Scotland in the 1940s, and in Yorkshire in the 1950s, as a verb, meaning to munch up into a masticated mess, and as a noun, meaning the result of munging something up (the parallel with the kluge/kludge pair is amusing). The OED reports “munge” as an archaic verb meaning “to wipe (a person's nose)”.
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Another munged thread.:rolleyes:
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Isn't about time for the hairless cats and burning babies to appear?
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my contribution (http://home.kqnet.pt/timoteo/pum7.wav)
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We ain't got nothing on these guys for generic threads:
the dullest blog in the world (http://www.wibsite.com/wiblog/dull/)
typical entry:
Adjusting my spectacles (November 7)
I became aware that my spectacles were not sitting quite correctly on my nose. Using my hand I moved them slightly, thereby making them feel more comfortable. This adjustment completed I continued with my activities.
number of responses: 283.
His skill as a writer is simply amazing. The way he draws the reader into his world with so few words is breathtaking. When I read this entry, I could almost feel a pair of glasses sliding down my nose. I must go now to see how his adventures in picking up his pen turns out:
Picking up my pen (December 19)
I was sitting on a chair in the living room. My pen was lying on the table. I reached out my hand and picked up the pen.
417 responses so far, I'm not making this up...
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If there was ever a trolling opportunity...
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i think that star wars star trek and lord of the rings put together doesnt equal the greatness of
bowling for columbine
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*troll*
:rofl lmao funny thread
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I think I'll go outside, steal a scooter...
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people who do not lock their scooters up properly do not deserve to own them. so they should be stolen.
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Good morning generic subject thread.
Why are all my posts discussing last nights festivities suddenly gone?
No need to find a solution to the problem, or give reason for the action when you can just make it disappear and pretend it didnt happen, eh?
Great business practice.
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Mazz, are you still whining?
This ain't your Board- you don't pay for the bandwidth, if you don't like it then leave- just do so quietly instead of going out whining like a schoolgirl.
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Thanks for contibuting that profound bit of information to the discussion Skuzzy and I would be having in private were we able to actually send PM's on this board.
Why you have felt the need to stalk me around the boards for the past few weeks and snipe at my posts is beyond me - please go away - it makes me nervous.
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[stalk]I thINk if you keep poking the critter with a stick, it might could bite you.[/stalk]
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At this point, Ill take a bite over nothing at all. A little bit common courtosy and an explanation goes a long way. :rolleyes:
Discussion halted on this thread for the sake of others not being able to enjoy it if locked.
EDIT: Funky - check out Fileplanet if youre a subscriber - 16 min GT4 video - the rally tracks are the best Ive seen - complete with photographers jumping out of your way after snapping a pic. :D
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Thanks for contibuting that profound bit of information to the discussion Skuzzy and I would be having in private were we able to actually send PM's on this board.
Why you have felt the need to stalk me around the boards for the past few weeks and snipe at my posts is beyond me - please go away - it makes me nervous.
"stalking" you?? LOL Hey, if I read something stupid I respond regardless of the poster. If it seems I'm "stalking" you maybe it's because you say so many stupid things...
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Thats the ticket. :lol
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LOL Mazz, we still love ya at CheckSix.... you can whine there all you want. ;)
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Just did. Good to know Im not the only one.
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Funked should post the backdoor boys picture again to give everyone a good laugh. ;)
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Originally posted by vorticon
i think that star wars star trek and lord of the rings put together doesnt equal the greatness of
bowling for columbine
While bowling for columbine may be entertaining I think the other three are probably based more in reality. Oh, is it allowed to have two related posts in this thread? ;)
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How bout dem Pats.........
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Nah, how about dem Rams.
Choking on their own egos.