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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: mora on January 07, 2004, 01:56:19 PM

Title: Suicide vagina
Post by: mora on January 07, 2004, 01:56:19 PM

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/news/page.cfm?objectid=13777201&method=full&siteid=89488

Apparently the male operatives wouldn't accept one in the pooper.:D  Seriously this kind of attack is almost impossible to prevent.

Title: Suicide vagina
Post by: Tarmac on January 07, 2004, 02:05:45 PM

I have a newfangled bomb detector hanging right between my legs.  No terrorists will get their bombs past me in this manner.

Title: Suicide vagina
Post by: gofaster on January 07, 2004, 02:07:18 PM

I wonder if this will be added to the "Vagina Monologues"

I can see the script now:

"I was approached by a political activist group and asked how many diameters I was.  I was a little embarrassed  but agreed to play along with their game.  It started out as innocent fun.  Little did I know how far I would go!"

Title: Suicide vagina
Post by: LePaul on January 07, 2004, 02:13:28 PM

''But I am still nervous.'' Defence analyst Paul Beaver said there was a ''real and definite threat''.

Paul Beaver?

Keith Holeman?

LOL

Title: Suicide vagina
Post by: mora on January 07, 2004, 02:17:26 PM

Quote

Originally posted by LePaul
''But I am still nervous.'' Defence analyst Paul Beaver said there was a ''real and definite threat''.

Paul Beaver?

Keith Holeman?

LOL

:rofl
Yep, this might be a perfect prank.

Title: Suicide vagina
Post by: DmdBT on January 07, 2004, 06:36:08 PM

''If you do not have specific information about the suspect, it would be impossible to carry out an intimate body search of every female passenger.''

Just look for the woman with the constant wide grin.  :)