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Title: Now I'll never get any work done!
Post by: midnight Target on January 13, 2004, 11:15:52 AM: We just hired a new HR clerk ... she is right across the hall from me, and she worked last summer as a "Corona Beer Girl".

Daaayyyyaaaammmm! I may need to pluck out my eyes....
Title: Re: Now I'll never get any work done!
Post by: GRUNHERZ on January 13, 2004, 11:18:06 AM: Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
We just hired a new HR clerk ... she is right across the hall from me, and she worked last summer as a "Corona Beer Girl".

Daaayyyyaaaammmm! I may need to pluck out my eyes....

So how well do you think your children will tolerate the divorce? :eek: ;)
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Post by: Duedel on January 13, 2004, 11:20:45 AM: Wow u're a lucky man! My colleague looks more like "Mrs. Double Whopper 2001" :(
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Post by: mrblack on January 13, 2004, 11:24:21 AM: LOL dreams are much better than reality sometimes .
And far less costly :D
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Post by: rpm on January 13, 2004, 11:27:16 AM: I smell another mia soap opera thread starting...
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Post by: Charon on January 13, 2004, 11:29:27 AM: Any potential extramarital issues will likely be quickly resolved after the first: "I play this really great online combat flight simulator..." discussion.

Charon
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Post by: mrblack on January 13, 2004, 11:30:57 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Charon
Any potential extramarital issues will likely be quickly resolved after the first: "I play this really great online combat flight simulator..." discussion.

Charon

LOL maybe she is hot for NERDS:aok
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Post by: midnight Target on January 13, 2004, 11:45:00 AM: I am a member of management and would NEVER dream of .... OK I'd dream but thats it!

LOL Charon.
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Post by: Wanker on January 13, 2004, 11:48:46 AM: I think MT needs to place "The Seven Year Itch" in his Netflix queue. ;)
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Post by: Mini D on January 13, 2004, 12:09:55 PM: HR = Human Resources? As in the people that are responsible for handling the hiring and firing?

I remember once HR was doing a presentation for our group during a meeting. The room was cold and it showed when the attractive HR rep stepped up to the podium. After the meeting, after we'd left the room, I looked to all the other guys walking with me and said... "She was HR... I'm so fired."

MiniD
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Post by: Sandman on January 13, 2004, 12:26:38 PM: I think we need pictures.
Title: here's one of their beer girls cooking up a batch :)
Post by: Eagler on January 13, 2004, 12:28:34 PM: you did say corona right?

(http://www.sit.edu/img/phot_boiling_wool.jpg)
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Post by: gofaster on January 13, 2004, 12:29:38 PM: New HR rep is a hottie
Outside consultants?
Lay-offs come soon.
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Post by: DA98 on January 13, 2004, 02:45:01 PM: I would have prefered this thread to be titled "Caption this"...
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Post by: SaburoS on January 13, 2004, 02:48:47 PM: Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
I am a member of management and would NEVER dream of .... OK I'd dream but thats it!
LOL Charon.

make sure you don't consume any alcohol at work! The "I won't cheat on the wife" red flags go out the window on the first couple of drinks. ;)

Any links of pics of her previous work?
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Post by: Maniac on January 13, 2004, 04:25:03 PM: Quote
make sure you don't consume any alcohol at work! The "I won't cheat on the wife" red flags go out the window on the first couple of drinks.

I allready have "done" two girls at my work... Dont have a wife tough...

Got a company/work party next friday! Wooohooo! :D
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Post by: Saintaw on January 13, 2004, 05:37:58 PM: lol MT, you're in trouble now :D
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Post by: lazs2 on January 14, 2004, 08:50:33 AM: I tend to not get along with HR people... one of my guys said that perhaps if I moderated my standard reply to everything our HR person said I would get along better.

OK..How do I moderate "That is about the dumbest thing I have ever heard... Do you really believe that crap?"

without losing the meaning of course.

lazs
Title: Re: Now I'll never get any work done!
Post by: strk on January 14, 2004, 09:28:36 AM: Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
We just hired a new HR clerk ... she is right across the hall from me, and she worked last summer as a "Corona Beer Girl".

Daaayyyyaaaammmm! I may need to pluck out my eyes....

Werent you going to post some pictures? :cool:

strk
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Post by: Creamo on January 14, 2004, 09:51:42 AM: Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
I am a member of management

Gad damn, this clears up so many things.
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Post by: Nilsen on January 14, 2004, 10:24:03 AM: Take a pic MT....dont leave it up to our perverted imagination to figure it out !

PICTURES !
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Post by: midnight Target on January 14, 2004, 02:57:05 PM: Pictures would place me on the unemployment line in a hurry.
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Post by: Airhead on January 14, 2004, 03:04:44 PM: MT, what's her e-mail addy? I want to send her a link to this Board so we can put in a good word for ya.
:aok
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Post by: LePaul on January 14, 2004, 03:11:48 PM: There's an old Klingon Proverb...

"Alimony: The Price of Freedom"

:D
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Post by: midnight Target on January 14, 2004, 03:13:25 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Airhead
MT, what's her e-mail addy? I want to send her a link to this Board so we can put in a good word for ya.
:aok

Ummmm, Im making all this up. There is no HR babe... yea... thats the ticket.. no babe in HR.
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Post by: Nilsen on January 14, 2004, 03:32:42 PM: what is HR anyways MT ?
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Post by: Maniac on January 14, 2004, 03:35:31 PM: Head Relations?

:D
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Post by: midnight Target on January 14, 2004, 04:07:21 PM: Human Resources
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Post by: FUNKED1 on January 14, 2004, 04:15:18 PM: Pics, or I show her this thread.
Title: Now I'll never get any work done!
Post by: Airhead on January 14, 2004, 04:43:14 PM: Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
Pics, or I show her this thread.

Yeah... Bikini pics by this weekend or I'll call her at work Monday morning and tell her how you feel.

You messed up MT... you trusted us.
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Post by: Shuckins on January 14, 2004, 04:57:00 PM: Somebody hand MT a napkin. They have multiple uses.

Shuckins
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Post by: -Concho- on January 14, 2004, 04:57:42 PM: good friend of mine (who is also married) told me to never bang a woman that has less to loose than you do...