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Title: Tour 47 Pasty Skin Award
Post by: eskimo2 on January 13, 2004, 07:32:35 PM
Most of you MAers don’t know who I am, but a long, long time ago, like you, I used to live in the MA. (Now I live in a little place known as the CT).  I used to research and post the time players had spent playing AH.  It’s been a long time since I’ve posted a “Pasty Skin Award”.  My research methods are far from complete, so in other words, there could be players who’s AH time exceeds the results that I am posting.  If you know of such a player, please post your findings in this thread.  

Most importantly, if you find this interesting or fun, please feel free to take over the  “Pasty Skin Award” research for future Tours.

To find the players listed below, I simply looked at the top 100 roster, and the top 20 or so per sub category (fighter, bomber etc.).  I also looked into the CT Tour 22 top list, and much to my surprise found two of the top “hours logged” players.  Usually CT player’s hours are about ¼ or less of the MA top 100 (We’re not quite a fanatical, I thought)

Just think, these results do not include time spent in the: TA, DA, Special Events, offline, Tower time, mission planning, Ship gunner, etc.  (only “flight” time is recorded)  Then there's also BB posting time, channel 1 whining time, map making, etc.

Anyway, here are the results:
Taxi > 239 Hours!  (195:02 CT + 43:52 MA)
Dog398 > 217 Hours (All MA)
Storch > 211:43 Hour 185:27 CT + 26:16 MA)
Umbola > 193:24 Hours (All MA)
EDDIE34 > 183:50 Hours (All MA)
RAMAIR > 180:41 Hours (All MA)

(8 more in my search had between 150 and 180 hours)

eskimo
Title: Tour 47 Pasty Skin Award
Post by: Ack-Ack on January 13, 2004, 08:21:18 PM
You know what is really sad?  All those hours and most of those guys are still barely above target drone status.  Maybe they should spend all those hours in the TA.


ack-ack
Title: Tour 47 Pasty Skin Award
Post by: HomeBoy on January 13, 2004, 08:28:06 PM
Check UMAMA.  314 hours in tour 47!  That's almost half of the month!!  I couldn't believe my eyes.

I decided to look him up because I would see him EVERY time I logged on.

That's scary
Title: Tour 47 Pasty Skin Award
Post by: eskimo2 on January 13, 2004, 10:07:09 PM
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Originally posted by HomeBoy
Check UMAMA.  314 hours in tour 47!  That's almost half of the month!!  I couldn't believe my eyes.

I decided to look him up because I would see him EVERY time I logged on.

That's scary


Oh my god!
That is an all time record!  The most I've ever heard of.

I figure it's really hard not to spend at least 10% more time in the tower and field guns, etc.  He's got to have spent at least 350 hours last month...  wow.  Serious pasty skinned junkie.

Thanks for the information update HomeBoy.

eskimo
Title: Tour 47 Pasty Skin Award
Post by: nopoop on January 13, 2004, 10:23:59 PM
Wow.

If I bust twenty hours I'm way out there.

..not counting the boards.
Title: Tour 47 Pasty Skin Award
Post by: Widewing on January 13, 2004, 11:49:47 PM
I sometimes review scores to see which guy averaged the most sorties per hour. I'm sure this guy is nowhere near the top, but so far this month (tour 48) raykev did 850 sorties in just under 51 hours. That breaks down to an average of 3.6 minutes per flight!

Last tour he flew 1235 sorties in 48.6 hours, or 2.36 minutes per sortie!!

Those are Stevie Wonder numbers.

Looks like an accomplished vulchee.....  :eek:

Raykev, if you read the boards, can you spell Training Arena?

My regards,

Widewing
Title: Tour 47 Pasty Skin Award
Post by: DarkglamJG52 on January 14, 2004, 03:17:29 AM
Last tour he flew 1235 sorties in 48.6 hours, or 2.36 minutes per sortie!!


:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Title: Tour 47 Pasty Skin Award
Post by: JB73 on January 14, 2004, 07:29:56 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Widewing
I sometimes review scores to see which guy averaged the most sorties per hour. I'm sure this guy is nowhere near the top, but so far this month (tour 48) raykev did 850 sorties in just under 51 hours. That breaks down to an average of 3.6 minutes per flight!

Last tour he flew 1235 sorties in 48.6 hours, or 2.36 minutes per sortie!!

Those are Stevie Wonder numbers.

Looks like an accomplished vulchee.....  :eek:

Raykev, if you read the boards, can you spell Training Arena?

My regards,

Widewing
how do you search that stuff WW?
Title: Re: Tour 47 Pasty Skin Award
Post by: Furball on January 14, 2004, 01:15:31 PM
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Originally posted by eskimo2

Storch > 211:43 Hour 185:27 CT + 26:16 MA)

eskimo


You can treble 211 hours to include Ch.1 whining/complaining time, it will be more accurate for storch.

:D
Title: Tour 47 Pasty Skin Award
Post by: Steve on January 14, 2004, 01:30:22 PM
314 hours WOW!!


There is a guy name Lemnhed who spent 284 hours online last tour.  Not as much as UMAMA but Lemnhed's 284 hours are very vocal hours.  As we all know, I do my share of crying, but Lemnhed  is at the top of the class... and for 284 hours!
Title: Tour 47 Pasty Skin Award
Post by: Eagler on January 14, 2004, 02:12:52 PM
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
You know what is really sad?  All those hours and most of those guys are still barely above target drone status.  Maybe they should spend all those hours in the TA.


ack-ack


hehe
Title: Tour 47 Pasty Skin Award
Post by: airbumba on January 14, 2004, 03:43:09 PM
My buddy Siltwest is usually good for some hours, so I checked, he did 297 last tour, hehe. WTG Silt lol. Of course those hours are spent being the careing and sensetive CO he is, catering to all the needs of his flock,(turns off brown-nose mode).

HTTP was always good for lotsa hours, anybody know what ever became of HTTP? Hope all is cool.
Title: Tour 47 Pasty Skin Award
Post by: Shane on January 14, 2004, 04:01:18 PM
404 error?
Title: Tour 47 Pasty Skin Award
Post by: airbumba on January 14, 2004, 04:12:28 PM
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Originally posted by Shane
404 error?


:D  Aww crap, walked into that one with my finger up my nose. Well done.
Title: Tour 47 Pasty Skin Award
Post by: slimm50 on January 14, 2004, 04:17:39 PM
I don' getit.:confused:
Title: Tour 47 Pasty Skin Award
Post by: JB73 on January 14, 2004, 04:37:25 PM
for that matter what ever happened to CUCKOO??? anyone know?

what he did in tour 31 scores a feat that hasnt been matched that i know of.
Title: Tour 47 Pasty Skin Award
Post by: eskimo2 on January 14, 2004, 04:58:22 PM
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Originally posted by airbumba
My buddy Siltwest is usually good for some hours, so I checked, he did 297 last tour, hehe. WTG Silt lol. Of course those hours are spent being the careing and sensetive CO he is, catering to all the needs of his flock,(turns off brown-nose mode).

HTTP was always good for lotsa hours, anybody know what ever became of HTTP? Hope all is cool.


I just looked at his hours for the past dozen months, amazing!  Broke 200 many times.  If someone feels like totaling up his hours, please post the results.

eskimo
Title: Tour 47 Pasty Skin Award
Post by: IHham on January 14, 2004, 05:24:38 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Ack-Ack
You know what is really sad?  All those hours and most of those guys are still barely above target drone status.  Maybe they should spend all those hours in the TA.


ack-ack



I wouldn't think of eddie34 as barely over target drone status with a rank of usually less than 40. I fly with him alot, not a rank dweeb, he just gets the job done.

But crap, over 300 hours, I think he might of left it online over night a few times. Ok, every night.
Title: Tour 47 Pasty Skin Award
Post by: vorticon on January 14, 2004, 05:31:16 PM
im lucky if i hit 2 hours in the game this month...now the bbs on the otherhand...
Title: Tour 47 Pasty Skin Award
Post by: Widewing on January 14, 2004, 08:57:03 PM
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Originally posted by JB73
how do you search that stuff WW?


I scroll thru the squad scores looking for a high sortie count, and then click on his name to get his individual score. Very few players fly 1,000 sorties per tour. This particular guy must spawn on every capped field on the map over and over to generate that many sorties in so few hours.

My regards,

Widewing
Title: Tour 47 Pasty Skin Award
Post by: Saintaw on January 15, 2004, 03:06:05 AM
If my memory serves me well... it's not the 1st time Storch is in the top 10 PSA. Wtg Storch :)
Title: Tour 47 Pasty Skin Award
Post by: gofaster on January 15, 2004, 07:52:24 AM
Just remember, there are folks out there that are homebound through no fault of their own.
Title: Tour 47 Pasty Skin Award
Post by: SlapShot on January 15, 2004, 08:07:19 AM
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Originally posted by Steve
314 hours WOW!!


There is a guy name Lemnhed who spent 284 hours online last tour.  Not as much as UMAMA but Lemnhed's 284 hours are very vocal hours.  As we all know, I do my share of crying, but Lemnhed  is at the top of the class... and for 284 hours!


Steve .. he only spend 4 hours flying. The other 280 hours was spent on ch 1 pissin' and moanin' about the game, smack talking and arguing.
Title: Tour 47 Pasty Skin Award
Post by: Steve on January 15, 2004, 11:26:38 AM
Lol Slap... I believe it.
Title: Tour 47 Pasty Skin Award
Post by: moot on January 15, 2004, 01:40:15 PM
Was beginning to think the same till I actually heard lem on vox.
Title: Tour 47 Pasty Skin Award
Post by: Steve on January 15, 2004, 01:51:14 PM
whacha mean moot?
Title: Tour 47 Pasty Skin Award
Post by: Shane on January 15, 2004, 02:37:29 PM
280 hrs ch2... 3 hrs vox ch?  and 1 hr flying?

:cool:
Title: Tour 47 Pasty Skin Award
Post by: moot on January 15, 2004, 05:09:13 PM
changed my mind a bit, was pretty funny :) imo
text is too easy to misinterpret.