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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on January 14, 2004, 10:26:33 AM
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Top 10 Polite Ways To Say Your Zipper Is Down by David Letterman ..
10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright
and locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson...Paging Mr. Johnson.
6. Elvis has left the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something
that rhymes with Venus.
And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....
1. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".
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LOL! :lol
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Those are pretty good! I'll have to try and keep some of them in mind.
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Warning! Never tell a guy who thinks it's fashionable to wear his pants around his knees that his fly is down!
They get very angry.
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Originally posted by Tarmac
Warning! Never tell a guy who thinks it's fashionable to wear his pants around his knees that his fly is down!
They get very angry.
LOL!
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Hey Rip, I didn't know you were twins. :D
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Wrong thread wildthing lol!
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Originally posted by Maniac
Wrong thread wildthing lol!
lmao