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Title: I have a drinking problem
Post by: Yeager on January 16, 2004, 09:56:13 PM
I dont have any booze and thats a problem.
Title: I have a drinking problem
Post by: Mini D on January 16, 2004, 09:57:56 PM
GET HELP!
Title: I have a drinking problem
Post by: FUNKED1 on January 16, 2004, 10:00:05 PM
12 Step Program
1.  Get in Car
2.  Drive to Liquor Store
3.  Buy Booze
4.  Drink
5.  Drink
6.  Drink
7.  Drink
8.  Drink
9.  Drink
10.  Drink
11  Drink
12.  Drink
Title: I have a drinking problem
Post by: sling322 on January 16, 2004, 11:22:03 PM
I think I got steps 4-12 of that program down so far.

Its good to be in a position where your Christmas gifts come in 750ml - 2liter sizes and usually contain a lot of alcohol.  I have finished off at least a half of a 750 mL bottle of Crown and still have a 2 liter one left unopened.

Fridays rule.
Title: Re: I have a drinking problem
Post by: Raubvogel on January 16, 2004, 11:24:18 PM
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Originally posted by Yeager
I dont have any booze and thats a problem.




The Horror!!!
Title: I have a drinking problem
Post by: Drunky on January 16, 2004, 11:42:00 PM
Booze is like the American Express Card to me.

I never leave home without it.  Or for that matter, I'm never home without it either.

So there.
Title: I have a drinking problem
Post by: Dune on January 16, 2004, 11:43:14 PM
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Originally posted by Drunky
Booze is like the American Express Card to me.

I never leave home without it.  Or for that matter, I'm never home without it either.

So there.


You don't leave home much do you?
Title: I have a drinking problem
Post by: Drunky on January 16, 2004, 11:49:12 PM
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Originally posted by Dune
You don't leave home much do you?


Only to buy booze.
Title: I have a drinking problem
Post by: Yeager on January 17, 2004, 12:05:29 AM
I only use cash to buy booze (thats why I dont have any booze tonight).  That way, Ashcroft (the modern day Hitler) cant trace me to any terrorists booze drinking organizations.