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Title: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!!
Post by: MrLars on January 17, 2004, 09:38:42 AM
Re: AP Newswire - WMD Found in Iraq

More to come, watch your FOX NEWS!!!!

US soldiers have found massive amounts of WMDs in Iraq, just as we were promised. According to news reports, no joke, they've found all of this stuff:

-Millions of gallons of Hydrogen Hydroxide! This chemical weapon, when inhaled, prevents people from absorbing oxygen properly through the lungs and causes a terrible death not unlike drowning.

-Tons of Sodium Chloride! This chemical weapon is capable of killing people by actually making their blood burst out of their veins. NASTY!

-Millions of chunks of Depleted Uranium! Saddam has apparently been stockpiling this deadly substance all over Iraq since 1991. It has been found in many military and 'civilian' sites targeted by coalition forces. Exposure to this substance can cause deadly tumors and Iraq has enough to injure thousands of Americans with plenty left over to spare. Barbaric! -

Iraq has been discovered to be a major source of Silicon Dioxide! In the hands of terrorists, this insidious WMD can destroy the innards of every piece of American high-tech weaponry. It can also be concealed in foodstuffs, rendering a victim's dentition useless, possibly leading to a slow death by starvation. Sickening!
Title: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!!
Post by: Mini D on January 17, 2004, 10:18:06 AM
Title: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!!
Post by: Hristo on January 17, 2004, 10:21:25 AM
That sneaky dictator, finally the thruth ! Thank you Mr Bush, how could I doubt you ?
Title: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!!
Post by: Saurdaukar on January 17, 2004, 10:45:23 AM
Someone post a credible source ASAP please.

The only thing on the major news websites is:

OMG!!111 DETH TOLE REECHS 500 TRUPES!!!11

This would be fantastic news if true.
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Post by: Hristo on January 17, 2004, 11:08:20 AM
Depleted Uranium doesn't surprise me at all....the things are easy to get, especially after Gulf war 1.

Not surprised with Sodium Chloride either, Iraq has coastline places where it could be produced rather easily if funded by government or dictator like Saddam.

Silicon dioxide is not new too. Sadly, Iraq isn't the only country proven to have it. At least invasion of Iraq was a step in right direction. If only other countries holding this weapon would learn anything from this.

But Hydrogen hydroxide really surprises me. To have it produced in a country short on water ? Remember, production of hydrogen hydroxide requires water at least in 1:1 ratio. And in country lacking water resources as Iraq, producing it for military purposes is a crime of its own.
Title: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!!
Post by: Fishu on January 17, 2004, 11:10:04 AM
lol, funny stuff :D
Title: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!!
Post by: Hristo on January 17, 2004, 11:14:34 AM
Funny stuff, you say, Fishu ? Those soldiers payed with their lives for this, you know ? So don't joke about it, please !
Title: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!!
Post by: Saurdaukar on January 17, 2004, 11:16:12 AM
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Originally posted by Hristo
Funny stuff, you say, Fishu ? Those soldiers payed with their lives for this, you know ? So don't joke about it, please !


Tisk, tisk.  He can make fun of them because they are American troops.

The moment we applaude the death of mass murdering terrorists, weve crossed the line...
Title: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!!
Post by: Fishu on January 17, 2004, 11:34:51 AM
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Originally posted by Hristo
Funny stuff, you say, Fishu ? Those soldiers payed with their lives for this, you know ? So don't joke about it, please !


What? this thread isn't sarcasm?

"millions of chunks of depleted uranium.."  :rofl
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Post by: Saurdaukar on January 17, 2004, 11:35:52 AM
Doesnt seem so hard to believe to me... all he would have to do is collect it after the '91 war.  :confused:
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Post by: fffreeze220 on January 17, 2004, 11:36:45 AM
Nothing so far in the news here in germany.
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Post by: Kieran on January 17, 2004, 11:39:24 AM
My gosh, the fish here are so easy to catch...
Title: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!!
Post by: fffreeze220 on January 17, 2004, 11:40:23 AM
lol are they :)
Title: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!!
Post by: Hristo on January 17, 2004, 11:47:42 AM
I'd say he should get a taste of his own medicine.

Give Saddam some of his Hydrogen hydroxide. Put some Sodium chloride in his food. Throw some silicon dioxide into his face !

he deserves it !
Title: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!!
Post by: Gunslinger on January 17, 2004, 12:07:40 PM
I dont buy it post a link.  I'm watching the news right now and they havnt said a thing about it   What kind of lures do you like when you troll?
Title: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!!
Post by: lord dolf vader on January 17, 2004, 12:11:31 PM
nice thread, for guys who dont know english chemical names its a troll.

millions of chunks of "depleated urainium"= spent american prjectiles.

sodium cloride -table salt

funny joke how many dead young soldiers today?orphans knowing daddy as a old photo?

millions spent on arms? fuel? bribes to get the little national cooperation we have?lost honor havin to beg for help from the un?

so funny but i for one am not laughin.
Title: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!!
Post by: lord dolf vader on January 17, 2004, 12:12:16 PM
got to love marines hehe.
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Post by: Saurdaukar on January 17, 2004, 12:18:26 PM
Oh well.  

Nice catch.  :aok
Title: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!!
Post by: Hristo on January 17, 2004, 12:18:42 PM
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Originally posted by lord dolf vader
nice thread, for guys who dont know english chemical names its a troll.

millions of chunks of "depleated urainium"= spent american prjectiles.

sodium cloride -table salt

funny joke how many dead young soldiers today?orphans knowing daddy as a old photo?

millions spent on arms? fuel? bribes to get the little national cooperation we have?lost honor havin to beg for help from the un?

so funny but i for one am not laughin.


All right you liberal ! But you still haven't explained Hydrogen hydroxide and Silicon dioxide ?

Where's your Hillary now ? ;)
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Post by: Sandman on January 17, 2004, 12:19:07 PM
Isn't Silicon Dioxide sand?
Title: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!!
Post by: Hristo on January 17, 2004, 12:23:36 PM
3 down 1 to go, you liberals ;)

the most dangerous of them all still remains a mystery
Title: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!!
Post by: Yeager on January 17, 2004, 12:25:20 PM
mlars, please dont be a donkeys ass.

Maintain some level of dignity for your liberal BBS brothers to strive for.
Title: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!!
Post by: crowMAW on January 17, 2004, 12:29:08 PM
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Originally posted by Hristo
All right you liberal ! But you still haven't explained Hydrogen hydroxide and Silicon dioxide ?

Where's your Hillary now ? ;)

I can't believe you guys fell for this! :rolleyes:

Hydrogen hydroxide is also known as dihydrogen monoxide or H2O --->  water.  :lol
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Post by: Hristo on January 17, 2004, 12:32:02 PM
;)
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Post by: Fishu on January 17, 2004, 12:35:04 PM
I recognized the contents immediately.. funny :D
Title: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!!
Post by: Hristo on January 17, 2004, 12:36:14 PM
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Originally posted by Fishu
I recognized the contents immediatly.. funny :D


I know you did, but we don't want to chase away the fish, eh ? ;)
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Post by: bigsky on January 17, 2004, 12:36:41 PM
silicon dioxide is what they put in latex paint.
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Post by: Mister Fork on January 17, 2004, 12:45:57 PM
Hydrogen Hydroxide: used in biological and chemical weapons manufacture.
Title: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!!
Post by: FUNKED1 on January 17, 2004, 01:04:36 PM
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Originally posted by bigsky
silicon dioxide is what they put in latex paint.


It's also known as sand.  :)
Title: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!!
Post by: MrLars on January 17, 2004, 01:48:57 PM
LOL....like tossing dynamite into a lake...the fishing's great, but the beer is getting warm....time to head back to the launch ramp.
Title: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!!
Post by: Octavius on January 17, 2004, 02:29:18 PM
hydrogen hydroxide = HOH = H2O = water for anyone still wondering =]  (i hope not anyway)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!!
Post by: Flossy on January 17, 2004, 02:44:29 PM
Quote
Originally posted by MrLars
-Tons of Sodium Chloride! This chemical weapon is capable of killing people by actually making their blood burst out of their veins. NASTY!
Who'd a thunk it?  We coulda been attacked by a pile of SALT?  :rolleyes:
Title: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!!
Post by: capt. apathy on January 17, 2004, 02:45:45 PM
nice fishing,  you went beyond he troll, and straight to the drift net.
Title: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!!
Post by: Mister Fork on January 17, 2004, 04:36:21 PM
Hydrogen Hydroxide = H20? Ummm.... no.

Hydrogen Hydroxide \Hy*drox"ide\, n. [Hydro-, 2 + oxide.] (Chem.)
A hydrate; a substance containing hydrogen and oxygen, made by combining water with an oxide, and yielding water by elimination. The hydroxides are regarded as compounds of hydroxyl, united usually with basic element or radical; as,  calcium hydroxide ethyl hydroxide

Learn your chemistry before you think it's just water. :)
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Post by: -Concho- on January 17, 2004, 04:37:21 PM
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Originally posted by lord dolf vader
got to love marines hehe.


Marine

that is all, carry on
Title: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!!
Post by: _Schadenfreude_ on January 17, 2004, 04:43:31 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Hristo
I'd say he should get a taste of his own medicine.

Give Saddam some of his Hydrogen hydroxide. Put some Sodium chloride in his food. Throw some silicon dioxide into his face !

he deserves it !


er make him go blonde, add salt to his food and kick sand in his face?
Title: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!!
Post by: LWACE on January 17, 2004, 05:06:56 PM
sounds like BS to me to joke about it when people are being killed daily in Iraq to search for WMD wheather Bush is a dumbarse or not i fully support the troops who are giving their lives because of it...
Title: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!!
Post by: -tronski- on January 17, 2004, 07:21:59 PM
you'll probably get 400 posts arguing who sold the Iraqi's their sand...

 Tronsky
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Post by: Gunslinger on January 17, 2004, 09:27:36 PM
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Originally posted by lord dolf vader
got to love marines hehe.


"GOD has a HARD ON FOR MARINES, CAUSE WE KILL EVERY THING WE SEE.....GOD....LOVES THE MARINE CORPS CAUSE WE KEEP HEAVAN PACKED WITH FRESH SOULS.....HE PLAYS HIS GAMES....WE PLAY OURS.....SO YOU CAN GIVE YOUR HEARTS TO JESUS LADIES....BUT YOUR ASS.....BELONGS....TO THE CORPS!"

Might be word for word who knows anymore.   Have to admit I fell for it but was extremly scepticle.  The names just didnt sound like anything I've heard.
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Post by: Dowding on January 18, 2004, 10:08:50 AM
lol nice to see who you caught there Mr Lars. :)
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Post by: Creamo on January 18, 2004, 10:17:57 AM
it's great, wow
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Post by: medicboy on January 18, 2004, 10:26:25 AM
By the way it is Dihydrogenated oxide, not Hydrogen Hydroxide.  Didn't you take basic life Science in skool????  ;)
Title: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!!
Post by: WhiteHawk on January 18, 2004, 10:33:17 AM
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Originally posted by Sandman_SBM
Isn't Silicon Dioxide sand?


You tell us:D
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Post by: Mini D on January 18, 2004, 11:13:49 AM
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Originally posted by Sandman_SBM
Isn't Silicon Dioxide sand?
No.

MiniD
Title: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!!
Post by: Ripper29 on January 18, 2004, 11:26:00 AM
The chemical compound silicon dioxide, also known as silica is the naturally occurring oxide of silicon, chemical formula SiO2.

It is found in nature in several forms, including sand and quartz and is also a major constituent of many minerals, including flint.

It is also manufactured in several forms including glass (in colorless high purity form called fused silica) and silica gel. It is a major ingredient of Portland cement.

Inhaling silica dust can lead to silicosis.

:D
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Post by: lord dolf vader on January 18, 2004, 12:04:04 PM
i would like to point out i really do love marines. as a squid and a student of history that somone has to get off the boat and get shot at. befor the marines guess who it was. god bless the marine corps.

now that said after being in the navy and dealing with marines.

there is a tradition of perfunctual animocity i hold dear to my hart. and that said. i still think the navy medic in each squad is to keep us carefull with the bombardment  :)  this was a real oppinion voiced by a vietnam era chief.
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Post by: Martlet on January 18, 2004, 12:37:59 PM
Quote
Originally posted by lord dolf vader
i would like to point out i really do love marines. as a squid and a student of history that somone has to get off the boat and get shot at. befor the marines guess who it was. god bless the marine corps.

now that said after being in the navy and dealing with marines.

there is a tradition of perfunctual animocity i hold dear to my hart. and that said. i still think the navy medic in each squad is to keep us carefull with the bombardment  :)  this was a real oppinion voiced by a vietnam era chief.


You can't be American.   You just slaughter the english language to such an extent that it's impossible.
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Post by: Gunslinger on January 18, 2004, 12:58:17 PM
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Originally posted by lord dolf vader
i would like to point out i really do love marines. as a squid and a student of history that somone has to get off the boat and get shot at. befor the marines guess who it was. god bless the marine corps.

now that said after being in the navy and dealing with marines.

there is a tradition of perfunctual animocity i hold dear to my hart. and that said. i still think the navy medic in each squad is to keep us carefull with the bombardment  :)  this was a real oppinion voiced by a vietnam era chief.


My bellybutton Rides In Navy Equipment = Marine

or

Muscles Are Required Inelligence Not Essential

LOL
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Post by: -Concho- on January 18, 2004, 01:10:05 PM
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Originally posted by lord dolf vader
i would like to point out i really do love marines. as a squid and a student of history that somone has to get off the boat and get shot at. befor the marines guess who it was. god bless the marine corps.

now that said after being in the navy and dealing with marines.

there is a tradition of perfunctual animocity i hold dear to my hart. and that said. i still think the navy medic in each squad is to keep us carefull with the bombardment  :)  this was a real oppinion voiced by a vietnam era chief.


as Marines we don't claim to be smart.

as Marines we do as we are told.  we do not question unless it is illegal, immoral, or unethical.  sometimes we can waive the immoral.

as Marines we dont ask for anything in return execpt a little respect and some more ammo.

when you use the word Marine address it as you would a title, we are a proud bunch and take it very seriously.

thank you
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Post by: Mini D on January 18, 2004, 01:11:20 PM
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Originally posted by Ripper29
It is found in nature in several forms, including sand and quartz and is also a major constituent of many minerals, including flint.
SiO2 can have the form of sand, but to call sand SiO2 is completely wrong.  It's equivelant of calling all aqueous solutions water.

MiniD