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Title: Some of the worst....
Post by: AKSWulfe on June 26, 2001, 01:25:00 PM
ideas have come out today.

Perk the La7. Dunno why it should be perked, don't care. Just bad.

Perk the N1K2. Dunno why it should be perked, don't care. Just bad.

Perk the Spitfire MkIX. Uhm.. if you think this is a good idea, are you sure you have a pair?

Get rid of Head Ons. Good idea! Bad idea to force the code into not allowing them. I recommond good ol' ACM to do the trick, works wonders for me. I recommend you turn on that brain of yours and give that thing a spin, you might enjoy it!

FDBs and Assassins claiming to be men.. Okay, that's not an idea... but we all know they are a bunch of sissies that drink wine coolers, gossip, and they sit around in lawnchairs limply flinging their hands about while they gossip and sip on wine coolers.

Err yeah.. that last one wasn't an idea.. it was a fact and probably the best one today! <G>
-SW
Title: Some of the worst....
Post by: milnko on June 26, 2001, 01:35:00 PM
Quote
Originally posted by SWulfe:
<SNIP> FDBs and Assassins claiming to be men.. Okay, that's not an idea... but we all know they are a bunch of sissies that drink wine coolers, gossip, and they sit around in lawnchairs limply flinging their hands about while they gossip and sip on wine coolers.

Err yeah.. that last one wasn't an idea.. it was a fact and probably the best one today! <G>
-SW

Jealousy has reared it's ugly head again...OOPS! my mistake that's SWulfe's head.  :D

OH MY!™
Title: Some of the worst....
Post by: AKSWulfe on June 26, 2001, 01:37:00 PM
You wanna gimme head?

Oh my indeed!
-SW

[ 06-26-2001: Message edited by: SWulfe ]
Title: Some of the worst....
Post by: milnko on June 26, 2001, 01:49:00 PM
Pretty weak comeback SW.

If it was only as ez as cut & paste, I'd give ya any head from HERE (http://uglypeople.com/uglymen/) any of em would be an improvement for everyone's eyes over what ur sportin' now.

OH MY!™
Title: Some of the worst....
Post by: milnko on June 26, 2001, 01:57:00 PM
In Fact heres a pic I found of U and DJV on an outing from the institution:

 (http://uglypeople.com/uglymen/ugly-images/up-men-00499.jpg)
Title: Some of the worst....
Post by: AKSWulfe on June 26, 2001, 02:02:00 PM
They could of atleast cleaned the drool off of my shirt before they took the picture.

Go back to chasing FDBs around in your skirt, flailing your arms about like a queen in a gay pride parade Milenko... I don't need you fanticising about givin me head.
-SW
Title: Some of the worst....
Post by: milnko on June 26, 2001, 02:06:00 PM
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Originally posted by SWulfe:
Go back to chasing FDBs around in your skirt, flailing your arms about like a queen in a gay pride parade Milenko... I don't need you fanticising about givin me head.
-SW

Not much better than your first attempt...keep tryin'  :D
Title: Some of the worst....
Post by: AKSWulfe on June 26, 2001, 02:11:00 PM
Is this supposed to intimidate me?

The least you could do is try atleast one slam, rather than this prissy "Bring it on baby!" YOu have yet to prove yourself in the "smacK" department, other than a few screams and girlish replies.

Come now Milenko, flying that easy mode 4 cannoned japanese sissy plane (N1k2) has turned you into a flaming queen!
-SW
Title: Some of the worst....
Post by: milnko on June 26, 2001, 02:20:00 PM
ROTFLMAO   too funny man  :D
Title: Some of the worst....
Post by: AKHog on June 26, 2001, 02:29:00 PM
settle this in the DA like true men.

-AKHog
Title: Some of the worst....
Post by: AKSWulfe on June 26, 2001, 02:41:00 PM
'cuz real men like me and Milenko only trade of hit for hit in real life.... with hits from the bong!

<G>
-SW
Title: Some of the worst....
Post by: hblair on June 26, 2001, 02:48:00 PM
SW, don't make me break your nose yet again.
Title: Some of the worst....
Post by: AKSWulfe on June 26, 2001, 02:54:00 PM
Is that a threat? You will be hearing from my lawyers in the morning!

Until then, I will make your life hell by sending Dejavu over in a leather skirt with domination gear. Then Creamo and Animal will take turns using you as a dildo!
-SW
Title: Some of the worst....
Post by: SOB on June 26, 2001, 03:27:00 PM
Pathetic.  SW, Milenko, Hblair...I hope for your own sakes that none of you plan on showing up at the con this year.  I'll have to beat each and every one senseless  :mad: and leave you in a puddle in the corner of the con room.  


SOB
...the body count has just risen again!   :D
Title: Some of the worst....
Post by: AKSWulfe on June 26, 2001, 03:35:00 PM
What are you going to do SOB? Beat me over the head with the drapes that you and Gordo shopped for over the weekend?

Visions of SOB letting loose with his high pitched battle scream, the pain of SOB's nails scratching at my eyeballs, the strain on my head as SOB vainly tries to tear my hair from my head, the tears as SOB realises the anger he has released from inside him and breaks down crying in a corner complaining about violence and "How did it come to thiths? I'm thsuch a nithce perthson!" while he curls up around a nice cold strawberry wine cooler!

That in itself would be worth the minute amount of "pain" SOB could unleash on me.
-SW
<G>
Title: Some of the worst....
Post by: SOB on June 26, 2001, 03:42:00 PM
LOL!  In all seriousness tho', I stopped drinking wine coolers a few years ago.  They're just too strong and if I ever actually finished a bottle, wow, was I gone!  I stick to mockeritas now.  They're sooo good and fruity!  They kind of remind me of DejaVu, except for the good part.


SOB
Title: Some of the worst....
Post by: AKSWulfe on June 26, 2001, 03:44:00 PM
Quote
Originally posted by SOB:
I stick to mockeritas now.  They're sooo good and fruity!  They kind of remind me of DejaVu, except for the good part.

Interesting.. DJ reminds me of a lemon.

Fruity, yet bitter.
 (http://www.3dpcgames.com/cwm/s/otn/tongue/nut.gif)  
-SW
Title: Some of the worst....
Post by: AKDejaVu on June 26, 2001, 04:52:00 PM
Wow wulfie, the squad is going to have to take a look at this thread.  You got your bellybutton beat by an FDP from Clatskanie, Oregon.

As for the FDPs... they can pretend all they want.  Their little girly drink drinking hiding under fatty's desk wearing a tutu while reading Walt Witman poems ultra sensitive yet caring tulips had better show up at the con.  Not many girls fly AH... the FDPs will be needed there.

AKDejaVu
Title: Some of the worst....
Post by: mason22 on June 26, 2001, 04:55:00 PM
Quote
Originally posted by AKHog:
settle this in the DA like true men.

-AKHog


bring it on aksmunchers,
come duel with us. (http://www.hitechcreations.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=010426)
Title: Some of the worst....
Post by: AKDejaVu on June 26, 2001, 06:35:00 PM
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You got your bellybutton beat by an FDP from Clatskanie, Oregon.

Ooops... my mistake.  Milnko is an Ass!Ass!In.  I'm not saying he isn't and FDP.. just that he's not in the FDP squad.

AKDejaVu

[ 06-26-2001: Message edited by: AKDejaVu ]
Title: Some of the worst....
Post by: Hangtime on June 26, 2001, 11:53:00 PM
(Hang slips a brick into deja's new yellow  purse; passes it to Milenko)

"Here. Smack SW with this. Even if it don't shut him up, at least he'll have something to go with those new heels."
Title: Some of the worst....
Post by: wolf37 on June 27, 2001, 12:21:00 AM
SWulfe:

I agree with you about the planes that need not be perked, I'd even say the F4U-C did not need to be perked. That must have ticked off the F4U-C pilots a bit.  :mad:  

As for the HO's, yeah, just avoid it and it is not a problem.  :cool:

As for the rest, I don't want to go there.  :eek:


wolf37
Title: Some of the worst....
Post by: AKSWulfe on June 27, 2001, 11:30:00 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Hangtime:
(Hang slips a brick into deja's new yellow  purse; passes it to Milenko)

"Here. Smack SW with this. Even if it don't shut him up, at least he'll have something to go with those new heels."

Aw, but that was your new present Hang. It matches your new mini-skirt you were flaunting around the Assassin's camp last week.
-SW
Title: Some of the worst....
Post by: pugg666 on June 27, 2001, 11:50:00 AM
Children stop it!!!!

my gut hurts from laughing so much!!!  :D
Title: Some of the worst....
Post by: AKDejaVu on June 27, 2001, 01:20:00 PM
AKDejaVu: <Looking around squad room> How did he know about the yellow purse?
AKCurly: Did he mention the sheep?
AKDejaVu: Everyone knows about the sheep... we declassified that some time ago.
AKCurly: Did he mention Wulfie's fishnet stockings?
AKDejaVu: No.
AKCurly: Then we have a leak.

<The inquisition starts>
Title: Some of the worst....
Post by: AKSWulfe on June 27, 2001, 01:28:00 PM
I bet you're the leak DJ... what'd it take.. a wine cooler from SOB to get you to loosen lips and legs??

That's just sad.
-SW
Title: Some of the worst....
Post by: kidcol on June 27, 2001, 03:48:00 PM
SW, you of drinkin' age yet? 'cause I gotta see how your BBS persona tranlates to real life. Lemme know if or when you are, meetcha at the Turtle.

kidcol

or maybe Bayside...  We'd be sure to start some kinda trouble there, hehe
Title: Some of the worst....
Post by: Betown on June 27, 2001, 04:57:00 PM
You guys have to stop this... I am getting weard looks from my girlfriend!!
<no it's not fattys mom>
SOB ---> Here's a present for ya
 (http://a21.g.akamai.net/7/21/2389/0930963040e293/www.evineyard.com/images/labels/21908l.jpg)
Hangtime ---> Here's yours
 (http://www.qvcuk.com/img/UK/1/65/119265s.jpg)
  :D
Title: Some of the worst....
Post by: Twist on June 27, 2001, 06:54:00 PM
Ladies PLEASE!!! Sounds like a buncha damn hens..............  :D