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Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 03:32:15 PM: (http://home.comcast.net/~c.hambleton/wsb/media/134502/site1080.jpg)

Just might get to meet this girl soon.
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Post by: rpm on January 22, 2004, 03:33:21 PM: Is she going on your next Man Hunt in South America?
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 03:34:48 PM: LOL I would let her catch me and torture me all night long:D
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Post by: Pooh21 on January 22, 2004, 03:35:58 PM: ^Why are you posting pictures of some poor girl , on a board full of pimply faced,lonely,fat, flight sim dweebs. Where the LA7 is HiTechs gft to their self-esteem?
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Post by: Ripsnort on January 22, 2004, 03:38:36 PM: mrblack, you doing the mail order bride thing like Creamo?
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Post by: Sikboy on January 22, 2004, 03:39:17 PM: I see the new Russian Mail Order Bride Cataloge is out.

-Sik
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Post by: gofaster on January 22, 2004, 03:39:19 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
LOL I would let her catch me and torture me all night long:D

She will beat your flight sim hobby addiction out of you!

(http://host.digitalfaucet.com/funky/12-215.jpg)
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 03:42:03 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
mrblack, you doing the mail order bride thing like Creamo?

Kinda She is Welsh and we have been talking for awhile now.
hell who knows A guy can dream huh:D
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Post by: Pfunk on January 22, 2004, 03:43:29 PM: Has she seen you? :lol
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 03:44:50 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Pfunk
Has she seen you? :lol

Yeah thats the funny part!
She wants an older man LOL.

She knows all about me and has seen many pics I even sent her a dvd of me posing neekid LOL J/K
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Post by: FUNKED1 on January 22, 2004, 03:45:44 PM: What does your wife think about her?
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Post by: gofaster on January 22, 2004, 03:46:42 PM: Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
What does your wife think about her?

I was thinking the same thing.
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 03:47:01 PM: Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
What does your wife think about her?

Seperated once she found out you can imagine:(
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Post by: Saurdaukar on January 22, 2004, 03:51:56 PM: Ill take the second one.
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Post by: Pooh21 on January 22, 2004, 03:52:52 PM: :rofl

she found out?

:rofl

Points and laughs

:rofl
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 03:53:25 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Ill take the second one.

Oh shes nasty (in a good kinda way LOL)
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Post by: Saurdaukar on January 22, 2004, 03:54:50 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
Oh shes nasty (in a good kinda way LOL)

The only way to be.

Bad girls make good company.
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 03:57:30 PM: Yeah but good girls make good moms.
Thats what im after a baby maker LOL
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Post by: rpm on January 22, 2004, 04:01:21 PM: Is she a Sniper, too? Sorry Cobra, can't believe 1 word you post.
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Post by: Maniac on January 22, 2004, 04:05:45 PM: Everyone look good in black and white pictures.. i imagine thats shes real uggly if she have to do a B/W pic....
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 04:05:57 PM: Quote
Originally posted by rpm371
Is she a Sniper, too? Sorry Cobra, can't believe 1 word you post.

Sry rmp don't care what you think.
And no If I told you what she did for a living you would not believe me.
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 04:07:16 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Maniac
Everyone look good in black and white pictures.. i imagine thats shes real uggly if she have to do a B/W pic....

Oh I got some color ones LOL .
Trust me she Is far from the most beautifull women on the planet but she is no dog either.
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Post by: Regular on January 22, 2004, 04:09:13 PM: Damn dude. You have to travel across the Atlantic just to get laid?
:lol

IMHO she looks too pale, which is a bad thing. I can tell by her face she is small chested. Come on man. You can do better than that. I think any man could.

I am being honest, she is below average looking compared to many women in the states. Reminds of that story about that Marine that ran away with that minor English girl about 6 months ago.

Btw I'm not reading your reply . LOL

:D
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Post by: midnight Target on January 22, 2004, 04:09:18 PM: I'm not falling for your tricksy ways again there MrBlack.

When you say "just might" you are just playing a subtle joke on all us silly nincompoops aren't you?

Does she know about your secret life? (Shhhhh, the Hondurans might catch on)
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Post by: Pooh21 on January 22, 2004, 04:09:35 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
Sry rmp don't care what you think.
And no If I told you what she did for a living you would not believe me.

Is she a Aerobic instructor? Stripper/Student Artist in College? Pr0n Star?
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Post by: Sikboy on January 22, 2004, 04:15:46 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Regular

Btw I'm not reading your reply . LOL

Dude, when you say crap like this, you deprive the rest of us the chance to read that reply, which will doubtless be amusing.

-Sik
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 04:19:44 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Regular
Damn dude. You have to travel across the Atlantic just to get laid?
:lol

IMHO she looks too pale, which is a bad thing. I can tell by her face she is small chested. Come on man. You can do better than that. I think any man could.
LOL

:D

(http://home.comcast.net/~c.hambleton/wsb/media/134502/site1081.jpg)

Small cheasted LOL NOT:rofl(http://home.comcast.net/~c.hambleton/wsb/media/134502/site1082.jpg)

Strange im feeling in the mood for some milk:D
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Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on January 22, 2004, 04:20:04 PM: Didn't you say you were married?

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=101412&highlight=married
-SW
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 04:26:41 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
Didn't you say you were married?

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=101412&highlight=married
-SW

Please take the time to read the whole post :rolleyes:
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Post by: Maniac on January 22, 2004, 04:31:58 PM: 2nd pic looks like a completly different girl lol

First pic, she look cute.

Second pic, i dont know really... I think she should try to look straight forward as much as she can...

You can give her that tip from me black.
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Post by: Mini D on January 22, 2004, 04:39:58 PM: More men should dump their spouses for women they meet on the internet.

MiniD
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Post by: Saurdaukar on January 22, 2004, 04:41:33 PM: I'd like to polish her turrets.
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Post by: Maniac on January 22, 2004, 04:42:44 PM: Quote
More men should dump their spouses for women they meet on the internet.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 04:45:08 PM: I think she will make a great mom.
LOL breasts feeding should be no problem:(

But she Is a model on the top of her game right now so no bambino's fer awhile:o
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Post by: FUNKED1 on January 22, 2004, 04:48:28 PM: Mrblack just remember before you get on the airplane, that anything is possible over the intardnet.

(http://www.clubwrx.net/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=492545)
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 04:49:27 PM: Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
Mrblack just remember before you get on the airplane, that anything is possible over the intardnet.

(http://www.clubwrx.net/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=492545)

GEEZUS Funked On word dude Jenny Craig:rofl
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Post by: Maniac on January 22, 2004, 04:49:28 PM: LOL!
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Post by: FUNKED1 on January 22, 2004, 04:53:29 PM: Have fun in whales.
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 04:54:34 PM: Got to get a new passport old one aint no good:(

But might not need It.
She has a photo shoot in Las Vegas Later this year Might meet up with her there.

Mybe I will get Elvis to marry us LOL:rofl
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Post by: FUNKED1 on January 22, 2004, 04:56:51 PM: Maybe it's a bakla dot net photoshoot. :)
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 04:59:31 PM: I would post her websit ......... but most of you are not old enough to view such matriel LOL.
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Post by: Saurdaukar on January 22, 2004, 05:03:04 PM: Post away - I want to see Nadine (thats her name, now) in all her glory.
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Post by: FUNKED1 on January 22, 2004, 05:03:19 PM: My girlfriend has a website too, but you have to pay to get in, sorry.
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 05:08:18 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Pooh21
:rofl

she found out?

:rofl

Points and laughs

:rofl

Oh dude the way she found out was wild.

The girl called my cell ( i know bad Idea) and my wife always pays the cell bill.

Well when she sees this # from Wales on there she thinks Umm.
So she calles It .
Well one of her assistints answers with her company name of course LOL.

My wife hangs up and Toot sweet gos the the Internet and finds
The Girls website.

As you can imagine the watermelon hit the fan LOL.
There was no way for me to worm out of this one.

So I told her remember me telling you If the Bull aint getting any from the cow inhis pasture how he might jump the fence and find another cow?

Well I jumped the fence.

I am 46 and my wife Is 47 and really should not have a child at her age.
But what pissed me off Is she would not even hear of adoption.

I insist on being a father someday and this little gal Is only 28.
So we have time for her to finnish up her career and settle down.

Downside All of her family Is In Wales and she does not want to leave them.

So I might have to immigrate to Wales.
And I hate the RAIN EEERRR:mad:
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Post by: Ripsnort on January 22, 2004, 05:09:04 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Mini D
More men should dump their spouses for women they meet on the internet.

MiniD

Does this mean you met one of the strippers recently for coffee?
:rofl
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 05:09:33 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Post away - I want to see Nadine (thats her name, now) in all her glory.

No she's not nadine LOL Nadine Is German and her Boobs Are so big they have seperate Zip codes.
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Post by: midnight Target on January 22, 2004, 05:09:44 PM: That is too sad to even joke about.
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Post by: GtoRA2 on January 22, 2004, 05:10:53 PM: IF this thread is real if could be almost as fun as the MIA flight inthrustor one... lol lol
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Post by: Tarmac on January 22, 2004, 05:11:45 PM: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2979813465&category=1467
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Post by: Maniac on January 22, 2004, 05:12:21 PM: Quote
I insist on being a father someday and this little gal Is only 28.
So we have time for her to finnish up her career and settle down.

Downside All of her family Is Is Wales and she does not want to leave them.

So I might have to immigrate to Wales.
And I hate the RAIN EEERRR

You never met the girl and allready you have these grand plans, lol! prepare to be dissapointed...

You have alot of money or something?

You sound like you could make a good career in the stalking business lol :D
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 05:13:37 PM: Quote
Originally posted by GtoRA2
IF this thread is real if could be almost as fun as the MIA flight intrustor one... lol lol

Dude It's real alright !!
The biggest gamble I have ever taken and I don't gamble.
Hell I don't even buy Loto tickets.

So I gambled My marraige on the hopes that she Is for real.
But what the Hell If she aint I will find the future mother of my kids someday.

Till then I will just chace poontang.
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 05:15:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Maniac
You never met the girl and allready you have these grand plans, lol! prepare to be dissapointed...

You have alot of money or something?

You sound like you could make a good career in the stalking business lol :D

Dude If I did not have money I can assure you this Girl would not give me the time of day!

You see size does matter!
The size of your wallet:D
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Post by: Maniac on January 22, 2004, 05:15:58 PM: Amen
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Post by: GtoRA2 on January 22, 2004, 05:16:23 PM: For a mid life crisis a vet would prolly be cheaper in the long run!

:D
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 05:17:39 PM: Women want most of all security and money is there security!!
having a nice guy around to play Daddy is secondary trust me.

Don't believe me?
Hugh Hefner:aok
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Post by: Saurdaukar on January 22, 2004, 05:25:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
No she's not nadine LOL Nadine Is German and her Boobs Are so big they have seperate Zip codes.

What I wouldnt do for 20 minutes with her... Jesus H. Christ. I usualy go for the smallish women, but Nadine... holy ****ing Moses.
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Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on January 22, 2004, 05:28:31 PM: Playboy bunnies are all dumb sloozies.
-SW
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Post by: FUNKED1 on January 22, 2004, 05:33:17 PM: Mrblack all I can say is look out for scorpions, they have a nasty bite.
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 05:35:23 PM: Ok guy's not gonna do this to you any longer LOL.

I am not leaving my wife for this woman LOL.
This have been another expirement on human behavior.

Now I might MIGHT meet her as stated.
but only If I win a contest i have enterd.

I am only an admirer of hers from afar and am happily married to a wonderfull woman.

I won't post her website here because I think It would be agaist HTC policy to do so.

But I will give you her name she is the beautifull Goddess known as Lorna Morgan.

Don't be too angry fellas just an experiment thats all.

Oh and the only ones to not fall for it where midnight target and Rpm 371
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Post by: Wolfgang on January 22, 2004, 05:39:31 PM: I don't think it's anger...

more like... friendly warnings
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 05:42:22 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Wolfgang
I don't think it's anger...

more like... friendly warnings

LOL oh come on where is your sense of humor:rofl
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Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on January 22, 2004, 05:44:03 PM: Oh yeah - I'm sure everyone believed you.
-SW
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Post by: Vulcan on January 22, 2004, 05:46:36 PM: Ummm Mr Black i took the trouble to try some links to your site...

WTF is this (lornasworld.com)?

(http://home.comcast.net/~c.hambleton/wsb/media/134502/site1079.jpg)

And site1067.jpg ... oh my :D

Oh guys, heres a colour shot of Mrblacks girrrrlfriend LOL

(http://home.comcast.net/~c.hambleton/wsb/media/134502/site1077.jpg)

Oh hey whats the text on the bottom right of the previously CROPPED photo....

(http://home.comcast.net/~c.hambleton/wsb/media/134502/site1076.jpg)
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 05:47:31 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
Oh yeah - I'm sure everyone believed you.
-SW

A few did but will never admit it.
The experiment rolls along LOL.
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Post by: Wolfgang on January 22, 2004, 05:47:46 PM: snicker
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Post by: FUNKED1 on January 22, 2004, 05:48:09 PM: Quote
Don't be too angree fellas just an experiment thats all. Oh and the only ones to not fall for it where midnight target and Rpm 371

To the contrary, I'd say most of the people who have read your posts for a while figured you were lying again.
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 05:48:27 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Vulcan
Ummm Mr Black i took the trouble to try some links to your site...

WTF is this (lornasworld.com)?

(http://home.comcast.net/~c.hambleton/wsb/media/134502/site1079.jpg)

And site1067.jpg ... oh my :D

Oh guys, heres a colour shot of Mrblacks girrrrlfriend LOL

(http://home.comcast.net/~c.hambleton/wsb/media/134502/site1077.jpg)

Oh hey whats the text on the bottom right of the previously CROPPED photo....

(http://home.comcast.net/~c.hambleton/wsb/media/134502/site1076.jpg)

LOL ur a little too late there homer LOL.
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 05:49:31 PM: By the way she is the official FreeBirds Mascott:aok
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 05:50:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
To the contrary, I'd say most of the people who have read your posts for a while figured you were lying again.

Oh dude you where the biggest sucker in the bunch LOL.
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Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on January 22, 2004, 05:51:56 PM: So, after you have been proven to be full of it in another thread - you are now trying to console your ego by making more "experiments" to convince yourself you aren't actually full of ****... or maybe hoping someone is gullible enough to believe you really are "doing experiments".

This is like watching someone with schizophrenia convince himself and the other people in his head he's not crazy.
-SW
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 05:52:10 PM: Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
Have fun in whales.

OWNED LOL:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: Wolfgang on January 22, 2004, 05:52:49 PM: it's not working there mblack

maybe too much time on your hands?
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 05:53:01 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
So, after you have been proven to be full of it in another thread - you are now trying to console your ego by making more "experiments" to convince yourself you aren't actually full of ****... or maybe hoping someone is gullible enough to believe you really are "doing experiments".

This is like watching someone with schizophrenia convince himself and the other people in his head he's not crazy.
-SW

Stop talking my other voices want to tell me something:D
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 05:53:54 PM: Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
What does your wife think about her?

OWNED:eek:
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 05:54:53 PM: Quote
Originally posted by rpm371
Is she a Sniper, too? Sorry Cobra, can't believe 1 word you post.

The smartest dude In the bunch
~~:aok~~
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Post by: Wolfgang on January 22, 2004, 05:55:04 PM: uh.. nevermind
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 05:55:55 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
Didn't you say you were married?

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=101412&highlight=married
-SW

OWNED:rofl
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Post by: Vulcan on January 22, 2004, 05:58:07 PM: I get the feeling "Mr" Black is some acne ridden schoolkid who gets beaten up a lot and thus has to make up a fantasy world to escape too. You know you've scraped the bottom of the barrel when you start using porn sites for your 'imaginery girlfriends'.

Seek help dude.
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 05:58:53 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Vulcan
I get the feeling "Mr" Black is some acne ridden schoolkid who gets beaten up a lot and thus has to make up a fantasy world to escape too. You know you've scraped the bottom of the barrel when you start using porn sites for your 'imaginery girlfriends'.

Seek help dude.

Well tell me how did you like her site LOL
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 06:07:53 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Vulcan
I get the feeling "Mr" Black is some acne ridden schoolkid who gets beaten up a lot and thus has to make up a fantasy world to escape too. You know you've scraped the bottom of the barrel when you start using porn sites for your 'imaginery girlfriends'.

Seek help dude.

Not really there bud Im46 yo 6'4" and about 260lbs.
But you wont belive me so maybe we can meet at the CON u coming this year?
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Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on January 22, 2004, 06:11:41 PM: What do I Owe Ned?
-SW
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Post by: SOB on January 22, 2004, 06:14:31 PM: Wow.
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 06:29:40 PM: LOL:rofl
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Post by: Saurdaukar on January 22, 2004, 06:41:36 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB
Wow.

.haeY

.woW
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Post by: Pooh21 on January 22, 2004, 08:31:36 PM: Quick blame it on an evil co-worker!!!!!!

:rofl
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Post by: Vulcan on January 22, 2004, 09:26:09 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
Not really there bud Im46 yo 6'4" and about 260lbs.
But you wont belive me so maybe we can meet at the CON u coming this year?

Yeah sure, like I said, seek professional help. These desperate bids for attention based on fantasy relationships with porn site girls are a sign of some issues.
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Post by: sling322 on January 22, 2004, 09:49:44 PM: Wow....did he just threaten to kick your bellybutton at the con?

That hasnt been done before.......:rolleyes:
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Post by: SunTracker on January 22, 2004, 09:53:49 PM: Mr Black is funny :)
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Post by: Octavius on January 22, 2004, 10:17:55 PM: (http://smilies.crowd9.com/cwm/cwm/eek3.gif)
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Post by: Estes on January 22, 2004, 10:50:46 PM: Wow, what a waste of time.
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Post by: Tarmac on January 22, 2004, 11:02:44 PM: As others have already stated...

wow.
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 11:23:56 PM: Quote
Originally posted by sling322
Wow....did he just threaten to kick your bellybutton at the con?

That hasnt been done before.......:rolleyes:

No just correcting the boy:D
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Post by: _Schadenfreude_ on January 22, 2004, 11:39:28 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
Yeah thats the funny part!
She wants an older man LOL.

She knows all about me and has seen many pics I even sent her a dvd of me posing neekid LOL J/K

uhoh....so did very loud alarm bells go off as you read that statement?
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Post by: _Schadenfreude_ on January 22, 2004, 11:40:31 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
Not really there bud Im46 yo 6'4" and about 260lbs.
But you wont belive me so maybe we can meet at the CON u coming this year?

need to lose about 65lbs there Mr Black
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Post by: mrblack on January 22, 2004, 11:47:45 PM: Quote
Originally posted by _Schadenfreude_
need to lose about 65lbs there Mr Black

You know I asked My doctor If I should lose some weight.
So he ran a body fat test on me 12%

Not to bad for a guy my age.
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Post by: GRUNHERZ on January 22, 2004, 11:52:18 PM: Bizzare....

Are you voss too?
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Post by: Shane on January 22, 2004, 11:59:24 PM: Quote
Originally posted by sling322
Wow....did he just threaten to kick your bellybutton at the con?

That hasnt been done before.......:rolleyes:

nothing a long walk on the beach can't take care of.
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Post by: mrblack on January 23, 2004, 12:00:30 AM: Quote
Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Bizzare....

Are you voss too?

I dunno are you bullwinkle?
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Post by: mrblack on January 23, 2004, 12:01:19 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Shane
nothing a long walk on the beach can't take care of.

Will you hold my hand you stud LOL:aok
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Post by: mrblack on January 23, 2004, 12:21:27 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Mini D
More men should dump their spouses for women they meet on the internet.

MiniD

HOOK LINE AND SINKER LOL:rofl
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Post by: Lazerus on January 23, 2004, 12:25:59 AM: Mr. Black, I have to say you are a pathetic ass. Explanations and reasons you should know for yourself, being as old as you say you are. You know my handle in-game, I assume I know yours. But your pathetic attempt to justify your actions in the last thread are just sad.

Re-invent yourself once again, in-game and out, and try to do better next time.

Don't lie, just be who you are.

Hell, one of us might even like you.
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Post by: Lazerus on January 23, 2004, 12:26:47 AM: OOoohhhh. First on the third page.

Think that's a first for me :D
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Post by: mrblack on January 23, 2004, 12:31:07 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Lazerus
Mr. Black, I have to say you are a pathetic ass. Explanations and reasons you should know for yourself, being as old as you say you are. You know my handle in-game, I assume I know yours. But your pathetic attempt to justify your actions in the last thread are just sad.

Re-invent yourself once again, in-game and out, and try to do better next time.

Don't lie, just be who you are.

Hell, one of us might even like you.

As If it matters to me If any of you people like me LOL.
I hope that you pack the gear to call me an bellybutton at the COn face to face.
I will atleast have the respect for you to help you off the floor.
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Post by: Lazerus on January 23, 2004, 12:33:03 AM: I won't be on the floor at the con. I just have to be cordial to you when I fly in the MA. Only because I have a soft spot for *******es.
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: mrblack on January 23, 2004, 12:35:19 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Lazerus
I won't be on the floor at the con. I just have to be cordial to you when I fly in the MA. Only because I have a soft spot for *******es.

You will forever remain just another intardnet tough guy.
And who the are you in the MA LOL.
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: mrblack on January 23, 2004, 12:40:13 AM: LOL got 105 post out of you clowns LOL
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Post by: Octavius on January 23, 2004, 12:42:31 AM: My god. You really are a piece of work.

Now you're making threats... for the convention? stop it already.
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Post by: Lazerus on January 23, 2004, 12:44:53 AM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
You will forever remain just another intardnet tough guy.
And who the are you in the MA LOL.

I at least post under my MA sig. And I've flown with you before. I never have claimed to be, or will ever be, an intardnet guy, tough or not. You are the one that is making a personal quest to try to justify himself.

Personaly, I feel sorry for ya. If it makes you feel better, you won.

YOU WON!
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Post by: mrblack on January 23, 2004, 12:48:02 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Lazerus
I at least post under my MA sig. And I've flown with you before. I never have claimed to be, or will ever be, an intardnet guy, tough or not. You are the one that is making a personal quest to try to justify himself.

Personaly, I feel sorry for ya. If it makes you feel better, you won.

YOU WON!

No dude your the one who chimmed in with the name calling.
I would have been fine with out that.
I of all people can take a joke as well as I give them out.
But Calling me a pathetic bellybutton when neither you or anyone else on this board can disprove one dammed thing I have claimed.

Im fact I have even offerd to show proof (DD-214) at the Con just to shut some people up.

What else can A guy do ?
I mean that all the freekin Army gave me:mad:
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Post by: Lazerus on January 23, 2004, 12:56:58 AM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
No dude your the one who chimmed in with the name calling.
I would have been fine with out that.
I of all people can take a joke as well as I give them out.
But Calling me a pathetic bellybutton when neither you or anyone else on this board can disprove one dammed thing I have claimed.

Im fact I have even offerd to show proof (DD-214) at the Con just to shut some people up.

What else can A guy do ?
I mean that all the freekin Army gave me:mad:

I called you a pathetic bellybutton because you come across as one. I don't care what certifications you have.

Your weak attempt to try to 'pull one over' on the readers of this board, after your' failed attempt in another thread, just furthers your status.

And as for intardnet tough guys, compare your postings to date compared to mine. I think I'm tossing the shoe back to ya. It fits.
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Dowding on January 23, 2004, 12:57:55 AM: Seek professional help.
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Raubvogel on January 23, 2004, 12:59:46 AM: ID: Mr Black
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 260 pounds
IQ:75
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: mrblack on January 23, 2004, 01:04:28 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Lazerus
I called you a pathetic bellybutton because you come across as one. I don't care what certifications you have.

Your weak attempt to try to 'pull one over' on the readers of this board, after your' failed attempt in another thread, just furthers your status.

And as for intardnet tough guys, compare your postings to date compared to mine. I think I'm tossing the shoe back to ya. It fits.

Is that the only way you can get things across Is by name calling?
The fact that few found humor in my experiments well sorry bout that.

But I think the anger Is coming from the fact that soo many of theses little smartarses got dooped a little.

Wheather any one will ever admit it or not.
And It does prove my hypothosis.
that most NOT ALL members on this board are lacking in Honor Integrety and social skills.

this is why they spend all day looking into a computer sreen and call down someone who may have accually Lived a rather robust life!

Like I have said I thousand times.
If you gonna challenge my word on something bring me proof
other wise you just sad little envious boys.
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Post by: mrblack on January 23, 2004, 01:05:31 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Raubvogel
ID: Mr Black
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 260 pounds
IQ:75

Maybe you would care to educate me ?
You coming to the con I will be there.
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Raubvogel on January 23, 2004, 01:14:19 AM: Heh, are you threatening me over the internet? That's pretty awesome.

Look for me, I'll be the one pointing and laughing.
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Post by: Lazerus on January 23, 2004, 01:17:40 AM: Raub and I will be standing together

You Won, You WOOOON!!!
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Lazerus on January 23, 2004, 01:18:45 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Lazerus
I called you a pathetic bellybutton because you come across as one.

Just again for your entertainment.
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: GRUNHERZ on January 23, 2004, 01:35:51 AM: This thread is your BBS equivalent of Howard Dean's Yeaaaarrrhhhh!

:eek:
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Post by: Tarmac on January 23, 2004, 01:49:07 AM: Grun, you need a .wav of that to post every time you type it. :)
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Post by: Octavius on January 23, 2004, 01:50:39 AM: http://www.blogsforbush.com/downloads/dean.mp3
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Post by: Regular on January 23, 2004, 01:50:43 AM: Being a Free Bird must really suck I guess.:rofl
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Post by: GRUNHERZ on January 23, 2004, 02:16:20 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Octavius
http://www.blogsforbush.com/downloads/dean.mp3

Thanks!!!! :D

I love this so much I loaded it into my cell phone, and it has a nice loud speaker. Ready to use any political discussion. :)
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Post by: rpm on January 23, 2004, 02:20:05 AM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
Oh and the only ones to not fall for it where midnight target and Rpm 371

(http://www.katoman.com/green%20hornet%20folder/gh%20photo%20page/tgh2%20page/gh-19.jpg)
Pwn3d!
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Post by: Tarmac on January 23, 2004, 02:25:50 AM: Oct, you're into techno music, right? Someone needs to take that "Yeeeaaaghhhh" (or however grun spelled it) and lay it down to some phat (see, I'm hip) techno beat. Loop it repeatedly. You know, with the little syncopated cutoffs and layering that are in every good cliche techno song. Maybe stretch it out too, so it forms kind of a melancholy "yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaggghhhhh" chant in the background, that you can lay a series of short, staccato "yeeagh"s over.

That'd kick ass.
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Post by: Tarmac on January 23, 2004, 02:27:45 AM: Quote
Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Thanks!!!! :D

I love this so much I loaded it into my cell phone, and it has a nice loud speaker. Ready to use any political discussion. :)

YEEAAARRGGGGHHH RING TONE!
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Post by: GRUNHERZ on January 23, 2004, 02:27:49 AM: Check this out!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4021146/

:)
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Post by: Tarmac on January 23, 2004, 02:31:42 AM: Quote
Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Check this out!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4021146/

:)

Oh ****, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

What a find!
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: GRUNHERZ on January 23, 2004, 02:31:48 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Tarmac
YEEAAARRGGGGHHH RING TONE!

That would be evil, but dammit i'd crack up laguhing every time my phone rang. Not to mention i would want to leve the phone on in restaurants, theaters, in class - really everywhere.
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Octavius on January 23, 2004, 02:41:02 AM: LMAO - we need a new thread dedicated to that sound!

they're comparing him to the Starwars Kid... wow thats low :D
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: GRUNHERZ on January 23, 2004, 02:48:17 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Octavius
LMAO - we need a new thread dedicated to that sound!

Done!
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Tarmac on January 23, 2004, 02:48:20 AM: I hope "Yeeaaagghh" goes down in the history of political gaffes right next to "potatoe," the definition of "is," "I am not a crook" and "read my lips." :D
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Post by: mietla on January 23, 2004, 04:05:07 AM: I have cancer, six more months to live. :(

Ha, ha, I was kidding, you idiots, you morons, you are OWNED!!!!!!!!!!

I have a better one.

I like cheese!

No I don't you morons. You are OWNED!!!

Hey, this is such a kick. I'll have to do it more often.

Geez MrBlack, you've said you are 46. Are you, or it is another "thought experiment"?
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Engine on January 23, 2004, 05:36:47 AM: Damn mietla, was just about to post that 'I'm dying of cancer dudes... STUPID SUCKERS! SEE YOU AT CON I AM BIG MAN STRONG LIKE OX HAR HARRRRRR'
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Post by: dogsnot on January 23, 2004, 09:29:06 AM: Ya know black , my wife is a therapist im sure I could hook you up for some aaahhhhhhhhhhhh how should I say this ....adjustments.

I have read this board for a long long time and nearly every post by you has followed the same general outline. First we all hear the zzzzzzzzzzzzipp of you zipper coming down and you saying Hey fellas look at this . Unfortunatly for you someone has turned on the light while zipper is down and there is nothing to see.

Drop it and move on dude you have dug a big hole and people in the sim game have a long memory .

ps

How about metacobron for a new handle........no one will recognize you then.

snot
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Frogm4n on January 23, 2004, 09:35:18 AM: Isnt this the same Mr Black who is a godly man? the same guy who thinks all gays are condemned. Goes out and violates the vows of marriage, and wont allow gays even to have a chance to violate them. HAH (dude she is smurfy, the best mail order brides are asians just ask creamo.)
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Saurdaukar on January 23, 2004, 09:38:15 AM: Let it die.
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Post by: Frogm4n on January 23, 2004, 09:47:34 AM: no way this guy is an idiot
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Post by: Ping on January 23, 2004, 09:49:12 AM: Frog, keep your eye out for any little red dots on you. Don't forget who your messing with.
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Post by: Furball on January 23, 2004, 10:22:12 AM: he is an FB, i am suprised you even took him serious in the first place.
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Post by: GtoRA2 on January 23, 2004, 11:06:59 AM: The best part of this thread other then the Dean **** is this...

Mrblack has no clue why everyone thinks he is a tool.

He is making itardnet threats!!! And then making fun of others for it....

OMG he told us all to get lives... this is awsome!!

The thread was supposed to be a joke, but the Joke is on the joker!! Man great stuff.
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Post by: GRUNHERZ on January 23, 2004, 11:21:40 AM: You guys are being too hard on MrBlack. I have recently come accross evidence that he was indeed a sniper - so there.

Take a look...

(http://www.vbaccelerator.com/images/gunfoot.gif)

:D
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: ravells on January 23, 2004, 11:23:07 AM: Furball, What is an FB?
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Creamo on January 23, 2004, 11:28:48 AM: From what I gathered, it's a "Freebird?" a AH squad.

And Airhead, I thought Drunky had you, then Groinhurts just gets all sniper 'short and sweet' clever. Wow. Just terrific stuff.
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: ravells on January 23, 2004, 11:38:54 AM: I have to say, I'm not sure whether to be utterly impressed with Mr Black or to feel utter pity for him.

The guy has chutzpah...that's for sure.

Ravs
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: LePaul on January 23, 2004, 11:59:51 AM: Well MrBlack, if I bring a dunktank to the Con and offer throws at $5 each... I'll split the profit with you.

I'll be talking to Boeing shortly after about a nice new F-16 ...I'm seeing *profits* here... :p
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Furious on January 23, 2004, 12:26:01 PM: 24K Comedy Gold.

**********************************
Skuzzy, this needs to be made sticky!
**********************************
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Creamo on January 23, 2004, 12:30:18 PM: Quote
Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
You guys are being too hard on MrBlack. I have recently come accross evidence that he was indeed a sniper - so there.

Take a look...

(http://www.vbaccelerator.com/images/gunfoot.gif)

:D

9.9, just a :aok from mastery 10.0.
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Mickey1992 on January 23, 2004, 12:32:57 PM: I must have missed something. Just yesterday wasn't this thread about some brunette peach?
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Post by: FUNKED1 on January 23, 2004, 12:33:43 PM: MrBlack, if you came to the Con, you wouldn't be telling any made up sniper or internet girlfriend stories because most of us can smell bull**** even better in real life than on the internet, and therefore we wouldn't have any reason to talk **** about you, and therefore you wouldn't have to beat us up, and therefore we would all just get drunk and talk about sheep.
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: GtoRA2 on January 23, 2004, 12:36:47 PM: You think mrblink figured out how bad he got powned or however you say owned in dude speak and won't be back?
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: mrblack on January 23, 2004, 12:38:33 PM: Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
MrBlack, if you came to the Con, you wouldn't be telling any made up sniper or internet girlfriend stories because most of us can smell bull**** even better in real life than on the internet, and therefore we wouldn't have any reason to talk **** about you, and therefore you wouldn't have to beat us up, and therefore we would all just get drunk and talk about sheep.

Are you even old enough to fly alone?
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Creamo on January 23, 2004, 12:38:59 PM: And if this was like the Superbowl Con, I'd goof on Mrblack behind Funkypanys, hiding behind SOB as the Fullback, and Raub as the in motion crack-back, taking out anyone with a tanktop on.

Your wife I hope doesn't wear tanktops.
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Post by: gofaster on January 23, 2004, 12:39:45 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Tarmac
YEEAAARRGGGGHHH RING TONE!

(http://www.lollipoplingerie.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/GA03/8947.jpg)
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: mrblack on January 23, 2004, 12:40:15 PM: Typical response but waite no one has put forth any proof
that I am not what I say I am.

And on the other hand I have offerd to put forth proof In person.

Now what does that say about you people?
Not too much im afraid.

And like a pack of legg humping poodles notice how they gang up on one side LOL.
You people dont even have the ability to form your own opinions you have to jump on someone elses Geez how pathetic Is that.
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: SOB on January 23, 2004, 12:42:12 PM: It's true, Mr. Black is the only sane person in this world full of lunatics!
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: midnight Target on January 23, 2004, 12:43:12 PM: http://com3.runboard.com/bfreebirdsforum2.fmainchat.t63

Quote
Messin w/ there heads on AH bbs

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Gotta check this out guy's I am really messin
With there heads over on the AH BBS LOL
look on the "O" club under thread name aint she a peach .
Golly-geemit I am laughing my bellybutton off.
Geez what a bunch of TARDS.

Last edited by FBcobra, 1/23/2004, 4:43 am

Now I need to go wash up.
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Creamo on January 23, 2004, 12:43:19 PM: Dont go low Raub, that's all I'm saying. Hit her High.
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Post by: gofaster on January 23, 2004, 12:43:24 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Dowding
Seek professional help.

I have evaluated Mr. Black and have found him to be suffering from stunted development.
(http://www.lollipoplingerie.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/GA03/8867.jpg)
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Post by: GRUNHERZ on January 23, 2004, 12:49:31 PM: The beautiful thing about this thread, other than gofaster's girlies :), is that MrBlack actually thinks he is cool for posting it. This means we are certainly in store for even more hilarity from him in the future....

Not bad, not a bad thing at all IMO...

:lol
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Post by: GtoRA2 on January 23, 2004, 12:49:31 PM: Mrblack
You don't get it, no one gives a **** what you say you are.... sniper, cia, womanizing handsomehunk, whatever.....

You have no credibility, and asking us to prove you wrong is not going to get you any.

You want to show us that form you keep talking about so bad, scan it for christ sake and find a picture host, tell then stop asking us to prove you are not a looser, cause no one cares enough to bother.
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Post by: GtoRA2 on January 23, 2004, 12:50:14 PM: gofaster
Where are those pics coming from?
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Post by: GRUNHERZ on January 23, 2004, 12:51:25 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Creamo
9.9, just a :aok from mastery 10.0.

Thanks! Is it OK for me to say That I "aim" to please? :D
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: FUNKED1 on January 23, 2004, 12:51:38 PM: You guys better watch it... Look out for the red dot.... HE HATES THESE CANS!!!
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Post by: Tarmac on January 23, 2004, 12:54:03 PM: Quote
Originally posted by gofaster
(http://www.lollipoplingerie.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/GA03/8947.jpg)

I like these cans.
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: gofaster on January 23, 2004, 12:54:54 PM: Quote
Originally posted by GtoRA2
gofaster
Where are those pics coming from?

I did a word search on Yahoo for "stripper costumes". I find the one I like (that's suitable for family viewing, sort of) and put in my reply. :)
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Post by: FUNKED1 on January 23, 2004, 12:57:57 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Tarmac
I like these cans.

BLOODNINJA'S DREAM WOMAN!!!
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Post by: mrblack on January 23, 2004, 01:04:39 PM: Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
http://com3.runboard.com/bfreebirdsforum2.fmainchat.t63

Now I need to go wash up.

LOL told ya:aok
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: SOB on January 23, 2004, 01:07:01 PM: Impressive a post from the day AFTER you posted this thread. This is getting better all the time...and yes, I DO like watching those shows where they show videos of people doing incredibly stupid things.
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Post by: mrblack on January 23, 2004, 01:12:57 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB
Impressive a post from the day AFTER you posted this thread. This is getting better all the time...and yes, I DO like watching those shows where they show videos of people doing incredibly stupid things.

Look at the time stamp stupid
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Post by: GtoRA2 on January 23, 2004, 01:20:45 PM: Keep trying....

Does the army train guys with room temperature IQs (we are talking heavily air conditioned server room) as snipers?
:aok
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: gofaster on January 23, 2004, 01:34:32 PM: Quote
Originally posted by GtoRA2
Does the army train guys with room temperature IQs (we are talking heavily air conditioned server room) as snipers?

"An official source at the US military sniper school reported today that there is no record of a Mr.'Freebird' Black having attended any courses there."
(http://www.lollipoplingerie.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/FPX/pre_6.jpg)
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Post by: Saurdaukar on January 23, 2004, 01:37:56 PM: Thats it.

Take it to http://www.verisniper.com
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Post by: Creamo on January 23, 2004, 01:41:50 PM: Lol, poor Sourdork is tweaking. What a great thread.
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Post by: Saurdaukar on January 23, 2004, 01:42:26 PM: 4th and 1.
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Post by: 2Slow on January 23, 2004, 01:44:23 PM: Post the link!!!!
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Post by: Kieran on January 23, 2004, 03:38:38 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
You know I asked My doctor If I should lose some weight.
So he ran a body fat test on me 12%

Not to bad for a guy my age.

If that really is a picture of you on the stairs, you are a liar. Well, even if that isn't you on the stairs, you are a liar. No way you have 12% body fat. Try 20% and I'd believe.

I'm just a milksop school teacher, weigh 180 lbs, stand 6 feet tall, and if I were to meet you in a dark alley I wouldn't give you a second look.

One thing I've learned in life is people who talk action rarely participate in action. Don't worry about a guy that's all mouth in your face; worry about the guy that's quiet.

Now why you want to go all Voss on us all of a sudden is a mystery to many of us I'm sure, but your Beetle impression (unwitting experiments) is pathetic. Yikes. You got owned in the recent thread, let it die. Airhead can come in here and eat your lunch any day of the week, he just doesn't like to pick on kids.
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Post by: Dowding on January 23, 2004, 03:49:05 PM: My god gofaster, is there a kinky uniform with accompanying kinky chica that you don't have a picture of?
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: FUNKED1 on January 23, 2004, 03:51:47 PM: Sweat Jeasious you guys are making me feel sorry for the guy. He must feel like that fax machine in Office Space.
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Post by: Dowding on January 23, 2004, 03:54:27 PM: lol
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Post by: gofaster on January 23, 2004, 03:57:03 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Dowding
My god gofaster, is there a kinky uniform with accompanying kinky chica that you don't have a picture of?

Not any more, sir. :)
(http://www.lollipoplingerie.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/LAF02/LA8904.jpg)
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Post by: gofaster on January 23, 2004, 03:57:45 PM: Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
Sweat Jeasious you guys are making me feel sorry for the guy. He must feel like that fax machine in Office Space.

LOL! That's classic! I'll have to keep that one in mind.
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: rpm on January 23, 2004, 04:03:05 PM: (http://cabanedebart.free.fr/grabpics%2Bother/Ralph%20wiggum%201.gif)
I'm a Sniper! :rolleyes:
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Post by: Sikboy on January 23, 2004, 04:07:24 PM: Quote
Originally posted by rpm371

I'm a Sniper! :rolleyes:

Oh my god, that's about the funniest thing on this BBS since Minus's "crapsoft eating the ghost out of my box" line.

That's one that I'll think of while driving one day and I'll laugh, and Denise will say "what's so funny?" And I'll say "I bent my Wookie" just to prevent myself from having to explain this whole thread.

-Sik
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Post by: SOB on January 23, 2004, 04:22:08 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
Look at the time stamp stupid

You mean the following timestamp indicating the day after this thread started? "1/23/2004, 4:42 am"

And calling me stupid? Well, you're just a big meanie pants!
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Post by: GtoRA2 on January 23, 2004, 04:31:00 PM: I thought my cold room temperature IQ one was better, but hey that’s just me… apparently.
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Post by: Dowding on January 23, 2004, 04:32:27 PM: Quote
Not any more, sir. :)

Aye, aye Cap'n! :D
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Post by: Thrawn on January 23, 2004, 04:43:58 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
Typical response but waite no one has put forth any proof
that I am not what I say I am.

mrblack, it's not our obligation to disprove any statement of your's that you have not supported with evidence.

The "burden of proof" is on you prove you original statement, which you haven't done.

"Fallacy: Burden of Proof

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Includes: Appeal to Ignorance ("Ad Ignorantiam")

Description of Burden of Proof
Burden of Proof is a fallacy in which the burden of proof is placed on the wrong side. Another version occurs when a lack of evidence for side A is taken to be evidence for side B in cases in which the burden of proof actually rests on side B. A common name for this is an Appeal to Ignorance. This sort of reasoning typically has the following form:

1. Claim X is presented by side A and the burden of proof actually rests on side B.
2. Side B claims that X is false because there is no proof for X.

In many situations, one side has the burden of proof resting on it. This side is obligated to provide evidence for its position. The claim of the other side, the one that does not bear the burden of proof, is assumed to be true unless proven otherwise. The difficulty in such cases is determining which side, if any, the burden of proof rests on. In many cases, settling this issue can be a matter of significant debate. In some cases the burden of proof is set by the situation. For example, in American law a person is assumed to be innocent until proven guilty (hence the burden of proof is on the prosecution). As another example, in debate the burden of proof is placed on the affirmative team. As a final example, in most cases the burden of proof rests on those who claim something exists (such as Bigfoot, psychic powers, universals, and sense data).

Examples of Burden of Proof

Bill: "I think that we should invest more money in expanding the interstate system."
Jill: "I think that would be a bad idea, considering the state of the treasury."
Bill: "How can anyone be against highway improvements?"

Bill: "I think that some people have psychic powers."
Jill: "What is your proof?"
Bill: "No one has been able to prove that people do not have psychic powers."

"You cannot prove that God does not exist, so He does."

http://www.nizkor.org/features/fallacies/burden-of-proof.html

At first this entire episode was funny, now it is just sad and pathetic.
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: GtoRA2 on January 23, 2004, 04:47:36 PM: Thrawn,
Nice, but I doubt he will even read it.

He is just going to come back and tell you to prove his is not a sniper.

LOL. He will just offer to show you his DD214 at the con, that I will put 5$ on right now, that he will not show up for.
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Scootter on January 23, 2004, 04:53:49 PM: Having read this MrBlack stuff, I have come to the conclusion that he must be a very lonely young man somewhere near the age of 16 or so.

1. He spells like crap (not a deal breaker but not something you see from someone who claims to be a wealthy 46 year old )

2. Uses terms like "Dude" and "Owned" a lot (I am 42 and never use these terms so it seems incongruous)

3. Claims to be a Sniper, I trained with real snipers when on the USAF High Power Rifle Team and these guys just don't tale about it or brag at all, kind of like Navy Seals. They just don't talk about it period.

4. Plays games based on lies with people he doesn’t know and claims it is an experiment.

5. Asks us to prove he is not what he claims to be. Like asking someone to prove there is no WMD and then saying if you cant then there must be some.

6. Calls people names and degrades them behind the warm security of his keyboard.

Mr. Black if you are a 46 year old man who makes 100k and were a sniper and all I would think you would have better things to do then play games here. I also advise you to run your posts through a spell checker, you will gain at least a bit of credibility.

enough I'm done playing

Regards,
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Thrawn on January 23, 2004, 04:56:41 PM: Quote
Originally posted by GtoRA2
Thrawn,
Nice, but I doubt he will even read it.

I doubt it myself.
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: mrblack on January 23, 2004, 05:16:22 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Kieran
If that really is a picture of you on the stairs, you are a liar. Well, even if that isn't you on the stairs, you are a liar. No way you have 12% body fat. Try 20% and I'd believe.

I'm just a milksop school teacher, weigh 180 lbs, stand 6 feet tall, and if I were to meet you in a dark alley I wouldn't give you a second look.

One thing I've learned in life is people who talk action rarely participate in action. Don't worry about a guy that's all mouth in your face; worry about the guy that's quiet.

Now why you want to go all Voss on us all of a sudden is a mystery to many of us I'm sure, but your Beetle impression (unwitting experiments) is pathetic. Yikes. You got owned in the recent thread, let it die. Airhead can come in here and eat your lunch any day of the week, he just doesn't like to pick on kids.

That pic was takin on my honeymoon in 2000.
i have lost some weight and taken up moutain biking since then.

to give you an idea I ude no weight in fresh water when scuba diving and only 4lbs in salt water.
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Kieran on January 23, 2004, 05:33:54 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
That pic was takin on my honeymoon in 2000.
i have lost some weight and taken up moutain biking since then.

to give you an idea I ude no weight in fresh water when scuba diving and only 4lbs in salt water.

You owe me $5 SOB, I told you he would respond. You've been totally owned, Mr. Black, my unwitting victim of my mind control experiment!
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Wolfgang on January 23, 2004, 05:34:59 PM: try that with a wetsuit! lol

oh.. and if you REALLY want to mountain bike.. look me up
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: mrblack on January 23, 2004, 05:35:34 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Wolfgang
try that with a wetsuit! lol

3Mill shorty oniel
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Wolfgang on January 23, 2004, 05:36:21 PM: damn dude.. you must be kinda bored..
I barely had time to edit that puppy
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Airhead on January 23, 2004, 06:11:19 PM: I'm beginning to believe him. That boat he was on was definately a dive boat, and there were airtanks in the picture. Plus he knows the MOS for Sniper. If he's telling the truth, and he's beginning to convince me he is, then the joke really IS on you idiots.
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: mrblack on January 23, 2004, 06:48:57 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Wolfgang
damn dude.. you must be kinda bored..
I barely had time to edit that puppy

LOL im suppossed to be unpacking in our new house But im having too much fun here.

I no hard feelings guys when and If I meet some of at the Con I will buy a round of drinks;)
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: SOB on January 23, 2004, 07:26:24 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Kieran
You owe me $5 SOB, I told you he would respond. You've been totally owned, Mr. Black, my unwitting victim of my mind control experiment!

Well, a bet is a bet, and your $5 will be in the mail!
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Saurdaukar on January 23, 2004, 07:27:54 PM: (http://mail.roadfly.com/necromancer/Internet+Troll.jpg)
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: mrblack on January 23, 2004, 07:29:31 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB
Well, a bet is a bet, and your $5 will be in the mail!

Gald to know someone made some money LOL
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: mrblack on January 24, 2004, 12:51:46 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Scootter
Having read this MrBlack stuff, I have come to the conclusion that he must be a very lonely young man somewhere near the age of 16 or so.

1. He spells like crap (not a deal breaker but not something you see from someone who claims to be a wealthy 46 year old )

2. Uses terms like "Dude" and "Owned" a lot (I am 42 and never use these terms so it seems incongruous)

3. Claims to be a Sniper, I trained with real snipers when on the USAF High Power Rifle Team and these guys just don't tale about it or brag at all, kind of like Navy Seals. They just don't talk about it period.

4. Plays games based on lies with people he doesn’t know and claims it is an experiment.

5. Asks us to prove he is not what he claims to be. Like asking someone to prove there is no WMD and then saying if you cant then there must be some.

6. Calls people names and degrades them behind the warm security of his keyboard.

Mr. Black if you are a 46 year old man who makes 100k and were a sniper and all I would think you would have better things to do then play games here. I also advise you to run your posts through a spell checker, you will gain at least a bit of credibility.

enough I'm done playing

Regards,

1. my father after getting out of the Marines With a less tha high school education built one of the largest Sod Farms In the US.
So spelling does not guage a persons IQ

2. Im an old hippie at heart so what.

3. Airforce rifle team LOL Don't they have a bowling team too?

4. not just a claim but fact sorry you cant deal with it.

5. If your gonna call someone out" then atleast show some proof otherwise your just pissing in the wind.

6. If given the chance I will call people names to there faces as well all you have to do Is face me.

I spell fine I type like watermelon and I am now semi retired so I have loads of time to mess with you clowns.
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: _Schadenfreude_ on January 24, 2004, 02:11:21 AM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
That pic was takin on my honeymoon in 2000.
i have lost some weight and taken up moutain biking since then.

to give you an idea I ude no weight in fresh water when scuba diving and only 4lbs in salt water.

Sorry, doesn't mean much - all you have to do is wear a shorty 3 mil wetsuit or an old 1.5mil skin - with say the arms cut off for warm water and you can easily dive with 2lbs - especially if you're using steel instead of ally tanks.
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: _Schadenfreude_ on January 24, 2004, 02:24:55 AM: um one doesn't wish to intrude on a person's private life but one presumes that Lorna is the g/f that you coming to Wales to visit?

http://www.lorna-morgan.com/

if so do you get a discount on her normal hourly rate - what with the air fares and everything?
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Martlet on January 24, 2004, 09:25:39 AM: I'm still trying to figure out why people care so much.

If it's true, it's true. If it isn't, it isn't.

I assume it is true, only because I don't care enough one way or the other to put any effort into assuming it isn't.
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: boxboy28 on January 24, 2004, 09:38:09 AM: OK now im "IN" before the lock!
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: GRUNHERZ on January 24, 2004, 11:10:54 AM: Skuzzy you just gotta ban this MrBlack guy. He is simply too devious for us and is messing with our feeble minds. Save us Skuzzy, save us!!!!
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: _Schadenfreude_ on January 24, 2004, 11:52:25 AM: Anyone want to bet that Mr Black is not a Democratic party supporter?
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: mrblack on January 24, 2004, 12:14:43 PM: Quote
Originally posted by _Schadenfreude_
Anyone want to bet that Mr Black is not a Democratic party supporter?

LOL
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Arlo on January 24, 2004, 03:12:41 PM: I tried ... I really did .....

Must resist .....

IN!

Don't click "submit reply" ....

Oh ... cod help me ....
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: mrblack on January 25, 2004, 01:31:16 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Arlo
I tried ... I really did .....

Must resist .....

IN!

Don't click "submit reply" ....

Oh ... cod help me ....

GEEZ and I spell bad LOL
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Arlo on January 25, 2004, 01:50:01 AM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
GEEZ and I spell bad LOL

"enriches"
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: GRUNHERZ on January 25, 2004, 02:38:29 AM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
GEEZ and I spell bad LOL

Yes you do, and you just proved it. Every word, as quoted by you, in that particular post by Arlo was spelled correctly.

Dont believe ME? Copy and paste it into Microsoft word and run the spell checker...

Even the term "cod" is used appropriately in this context.

On the other hand you have once agian convinced me that you are, indeed, a sniper....

(http://www.vbaccelerator.com/images/gunfoot.gif)

:aok
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: mrblack on January 25, 2004, 02:52:54 AM: Quote
Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Yes you do, and you just proved it. Every word, as quoted by you, in that particular post by Arlo was spelled correctly.

Dont believe ME? Copy and paste it into Microsoft word and run the spell checker...

Even the term "cod" is used appropriately in this context.

On the other hand you have once agian convinced me that you are, indeed, a sniper....

(http://www.vbaccelerator.com/images/gunfoot.gif)

:aok

you idiot you mean to tell me he meant COD not GOD help me.

STFU you half wit.
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: GRUNHERZ on January 25, 2004, 03:04:15 AM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
you idiot you mean to tell me he meant COD not GOD help me.

STFU you half wit.

Yes, he meant to say cod.

Not only have you proven your inability to spell. You have also demonstatred your ignorance of colloquial expressions, not to mention your lack of reading comprehension in ignoring my note about the use of term cod in Arlo's post.

BTW Have I validated your "experiment" yet?
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Furball on October 26, 2004, 03:55:36 PM: please dont hurt me for moving a mrblack thread to top [/color]
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: rpm on October 26, 2004, 04:06:05 PM: (http://www.gilbertv.com/coppermine/albums/09042004/threadresuurection.jpg)
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Sikboy on October 26, 2004, 04:21:24 PM: "I'm a Sniper"

Still the funniest post in the thread.

-Sik
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Regular on October 26, 2004, 08:09:14 PM: why did you punt this thread Pussball?

:confused:
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: DJ111 on October 26, 2004, 08:11:37 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Regular
why did you punt this thread Pussball?

:confused:

mrblack!

:rofl
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: SOB on October 26, 2004, 10:15:49 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Furball
please dont hurt me for moving a mrblack thread to top [/color]
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: NUKE on October 26, 2004, 10:18:23 PM: lol SOB!

Clever are you

I had not noticed his text :)

I guess you figured on the grey background it would show up.
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Pongo on October 26, 2004, 10:51:18 PM: classic.
Title: Calm down kids
Post by: Silat on October 26, 2004, 10:53:50 PM: This has only been a BLACK test.

:lol
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Nash on October 26, 2004, 10:54:24 PM: I missed this the first time around. I've heard practically everything about it. But it's better reading it. Thanks for the punt.
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Thrawn on October 26, 2004, 11:54:08 PM: whoopee, I would laughed...then feel bad for mrblack for awhile, then somebody some funny stuff and I laughed again.
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Octavius on October 27, 2004, 12:08:20 AM: (http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/52_1098853513_image1.jpg)
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Tarmac on October 27, 2004, 12:12:24 AM: Nothing will ever top "My prostate says 'Thanks MrBlack.'"
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: sling322 on October 27, 2004, 08:31:43 AM: Damn.....we need MrBlack and TheWobble to come back. Would be a great counter to all the stupid political crap here.
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Habu on October 27, 2004, 09:22:52 AM: I refuse to post in political threads. They are all boreing.
Title: Aint she a peach
Post by: Furball on October 27, 2004, 12:30:04 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Regular
why did you punt this thread Pussball?

:confused:

alright moody.

:rolleyes: busted by the no-fun-police again.