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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Chewbacca on January 22, 2004, 07:36:16 PM

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Post by: Chewbacca on January 22, 2004, 07:36:16 PM: :aok
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Post by: Kommandant on January 22, 2004, 07:38:55 PM: mreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ow
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Post by: crowMAW on January 22, 2004, 07:43:26 PM: Laugh it up fuzzball...
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Post by: JB73 on January 22, 2004, 07:53:12 PM: will somone get this... walking carpet out of my way
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Post by: Sandman on January 22, 2004, 08:00:17 PM: Are there furries flying AH?
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Post by: Dinger on January 22, 2004, 08:01:38 PM: Just ask Earl.
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Post by: JB73 on January 22, 2004, 08:01:44 PM: ahh furries .. that takes me back to the good old days
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Post by: Pfunk on January 22, 2004, 08:02:59 PM: Ladies and Gentlemen of this supposed jury, Airhead's accusers would certainly want you to believe my client was trolling the AH forums on January 22nd, and they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself. But Ladies and Gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk who carried a gun and ran from the mob. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it. That does not make sense. Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks. That does not make sense.

But more important, you have to ask yourself what does this have to do with this case. Nothing. Ladies and Gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case. It does not make sense. Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company producer and entertainer and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and Gentlemen I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.

And so you have to remember when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No. Ladies and Gentlemen of this supposed jury it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit.

I know he seems guilty. But ladies and gentlemen this is Chewbacca. Now think about that for one minute. That does not make sense. Why am I talking about Chewbacca when a man's life is on the line? Why? I'll tell you why. I don't know. It doesn't make sense. If Chewbacca does not make sense you must acquit. Here look at the monkey , look at the silly monkey.

The defense rests.
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Post by: Chewbacca on January 22, 2004, 08:05:49 PM: ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR WOOKIE ARE CUTE AND FUND \(0^0)/
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Post by: vorticon on January 22, 2004, 09:42:30 PM: MOOO im a monkey are you
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Post by: Sox62 on January 22, 2004, 09:47:55 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Chewbacca
ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR WOOKIE ARE CUTE AND FUND \(0^0)/

Big talk you oversized Ewok.
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Post by: RightF00T on January 22, 2004, 10:01:17 PM: What is that from Pfunk sounds Simpsonish.
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Post by: Chairboy on January 22, 2004, 10:04:11 PM: Southpark. Specifically, the episode 'Chef Aid'. It's Johnnie Cochrane.
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Post by: Tarmac on January 22, 2004, 11:08:19 PM: I shall use my great nerd powers to defeat the Chewbacca defense...

Wookiees are from Kashyyyk. Guilty!