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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: milnko on November 05, 2000, 02:44:00 AM
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(http://www.unsere-luftwaffe.de/archiv/jagdflz/fw190.jpg)
AH Trainer HBlair giving instructions to Milenko; Okay, I think we can dispense with the "Vroom, Vroom" noises and move on to starting this sucker up"
C'mon, guys I'm sure a few of ya can do a better caption than I did.
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"Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant"
-WW1 German ACE Manfred Freiherr von Richthofen
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Hey, Jimmy-Joe-Bob....hold ma beer. Watch this!
<The Redneck Luftwaffle fires up the BMW801 by crossing two bare wires and goes roaring around the mudpit kicking up roster tails>
Hans.
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Milenko: "Hey! Hb! Watch this!"
Hblair: "Don't push that!!!...."
<Click>
<BOOM>
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Hamish!
[This message has been edited by Hamish (edited 11-05-2000).]
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WOAAAAaaaOOH!! Wrong stick Slick!
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(http://www.unsere-luftwaffe.de/archiv/jagdflz/fw190.jpg)
...and here's the alt-F4 lever, use it only in severe circumstances.
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<GERMAN ACCENT>
I see you do not have your required panty hose on to fly one of these 'Uber-Birds'...
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The cup holder's on the left, that's your CD player on the right. It get's 20 km to the litre...you know when I saw you walk onto the lot, I thought: "There's a man that needs this plane."...
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...in the event of a water landing; your seat cushion will act as a floatation device.
Now remember, if you get in trouble all you have to do is roll as fast as possible while yanking the stick as hard as you can. Due to the limitations of the internet you will be nearly impossible to hit! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif) (Not really in AH, more for WB.)
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bloom25
THUNDERBIRDS
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(http://home6.inet.tele.dk/wildau/fw190-2.jpg)
[This message has been edited by GrinBird (edited 11-07-2000).]
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lmao (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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LJK_Raubvogel
LuftJägerKorps (http://www.luftjagerkorps.com)
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lol! Grinbird is clearly in the lead (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
-Westy
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This proves my hypothosis that FW190s can be drag raced on the tarmac! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Meine Schwester hat keine kartoffel salat? Du bist eine lustige Buba!!!
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Originally posted by milnko:
C'mon, guys I'm sure a few of ya can do a better caption than I did.
"...and if you're interested I'll be in the old chateau at 9 o'clock, no pressure..."
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(http://www.unsere-luftwaffe.de/archiv/jagdflz/fw190.jpg)
Hi,my name is Creamo and i am here to tighten your seat belt.. Really.
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Are you sure, cause my seat belt is much higher than that...
For Eskimo.......
[This message has been edited by Wardog (edited 11-07-2000).]
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Good idea bringing this to the forums Milnko! Not unlike MST3K's "Caption This!" game on their website. Man I love that show!! This brings much humor back to the forums, BLESS YOU!!! How about these?
(http://www.wwiionline.com/images/screenshots/42sm.jpg)
<Light blinks on instrument panel> Hmmmm, service engine soon, I wonder what that is all about? (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
(http://www.wwiionline.com/images/screenshots/32sm.gif)
<In thick german accent> Pilot: We are out of gas, We're going in!! Gunner: I told you we should have put more than 5 dollars worth in back there!!
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Meine Schwester hat keine Kartoffel Salat? Du bist eine lustige bube!!
[This message has been edited by Mattibaby80 (edited 11-08-2000).]
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(http://www.wwiionline.com/images/screenshots/42sm.jpg)
Fatty soon realizes that it wasn't a good idea to bring the hibatchi along on his lap.
(http://www.wwiionline.com/images/screenshots/32sm.gif)
<radio crackles>"Dive, Dive!"
Guenther does a triple lutz and thinks "gee, I hope I don't leave a big wake"
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I gotta pee again...........
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Anyone else wanna try and caption these pics? Comn it's easy and FUN!!!!
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Meine Schwester hat keine kartoffel salat? Du bist eine lustige Buba!!!
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(http://www.wwiionline.com/images/screenshots/42sm.jpg)
"..your captain has now extinguished the no smoking sign..."
(http://www.wwiionline.com/images/screenshots/32sm.gif)
"..hey wait, I think I can see Elvis!"
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Originally posted by milnko:
(http://www.unsere-luftwaffe.de/archiv/jagdflz/fw190.jpg)
"Now what we have here is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake, but ain't too whoopee beaucoup." (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Can anyone name that movie?
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FULL METAL JACKET..
best line in the movie is
Do you have a hard time shooting women in cildren.. HELL NO!! YA JUST DONT LEAD THEM AS MUCH!!!!
out
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Originally posted by Russ:
FULL METAL JACKET..
best line in the movie is
Do you have a hard time shooting women in cildren.. HELL NO!! YA JUST DONT LEAD THEM AS MUCH!!!!
out
NO NO NO NO, best line was
"TEXAS! Only steers and queers come from texas and you dont look much like a steer to me boy!"
tee hee hee <ducks and runs for cover>
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LOL Superfly!
"Marines are not allowed to die without permission!"
SOB
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(http://www.wwiionline.com/images/screenshots/42sm.jpg)
Doesn't look good for WW2 Online, they can't even model the flamethrower in the correct direction. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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bloom25
THUNDERBIRDS