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Title: Would ya?
Post by: Ripsnort on January 24, 2004, 07:32:07 PM: Would ya hit it? Shes selling her virginity for 10,000 pounds...click the picture for the full story:
(http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/images/sell_01.jpg) (http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news3.shtml)
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Post by: GRUNHERZ on January 24, 2004, 07:35:34 PM: Good luck on your bidding MrBlack!!!
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Post by: Ripsnort on January 24, 2004, 07:39:17 PM: Quote
Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Good luck on your bidding MrBlack!!!

LMAO!~
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Post by: Maniac on January 24, 2004, 07:45:54 PM: Hmmm haaaaammmmm!

If she dont bleed on the sheets i want my money back.
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Post by: FUNKED1 on January 24, 2004, 08:04:59 PM: There are places in Nevada where you can bang the porn starlet of your choice for a lot less than that.
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Post by: JB73 on January 24, 2004, 09:06:31 PM: hell yeah id hit it.

that look she has is what i look for in a woman. girl next door with some playfulness.

i'd be all over that.

from the article:
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"Eighteen-year-old university student looking to sell virginity. Never lost it due to lesbianism.
makes me even more randy for her lol
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Post by: vorticon on January 24, 2004, 10:07:15 PM: hmm...thats a expensive potato...
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Post by: Roscoroo on January 24, 2004, 10:50:54 PM: did ya notice the Bmw add for sale next to her add ???
musta been Ripsnorts :D
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Post by: Raubvogel on January 24, 2004, 10:52:03 PM: That's 1,000 pounds a second....seems awful expensive.
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Post by: Maverick on January 24, 2004, 11:32:33 PM: Makes you wonder just what a degree in social policy is good for. Perhaps her "studies" were the impetus for her prostitution, but then many have done that without a degree in "social policy".
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Post by: mrblack on January 25, 2004, 12:46:13 AM: Quote
Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Good luck on your bidding MrBlack!!!

LOL how much is that in US dollars?
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Post by: Saurdaukar on January 25, 2004, 12:51:07 AM: Bout 18 grand.

If anyone would pay that much for sex - thats the cue that the world is coming to an end.
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Post by: FUNKED1 on January 25, 2004, 12:58:03 AM: I'm trying to imagine $18k worth of sex.
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Post by: mrblack on January 25, 2004, 01:00:28 AM: Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
I'm trying to imagine $18k worth of sex.

A playboy and a tube of KY jelly is cheaper and It don't nag at ya to take out the garbage.:D
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Post by: SOB on January 25, 2004, 01:05:46 AM: Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
I'm trying to imagine $18k worth of sex.

I'd say that would take you through to your 21st birthday, Funked. By now, you're surely into 6 figures.
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Post by: Scootter on January 25, 2004, 06:20:36 AM: Hmmm. I wonder what her girlfriend looks like?

but damn 18k I better eat my Wheaties first:D

sounds like she should get a major in sales marketing
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Post by: Sox62 on January 25, 2004, 09:37:14 AM: We should take up a collection and help get Mia's mind off his flight instructor.:D
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Post by: JB73 on January 25, 2004, 10:43:13 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Sox62
We should take up a collection and help get Mia's mind off his flight instructor.:D
why him?? i havent gotten laid in umm.... lets just say a looooong time.

commone help a brother out.
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Post by: Sox62 on January 25, 2004, 11:26:34 AM: Quote
Originally posted by JB73
why him?? i havent gotten laid in umm.... lets just say a looooong time.

commone help a brother out.

This would need to come down to a vote I think....;)
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Post by: FUNKED1 on January 25, 2004, 11:47:01 AM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB
I'd say that would take you through to your 21st birthday, Funked. By now, you're surely into 6 figures.
I meant sex with someone other than Rosy Palm.
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Post by: SOB on January 25, 2004, 12:31:27 PM: So did I...I was speaking of you being a major econimic force in your local prostitution market. :p
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Post by: Creamo on January 25, 2004, 12:56:17 PM: Not to be a know it all, but do you know how awful sex with virgins is? Its like ... bad.

Still, if i was Bill Gates, I always thought I'd by a P51 and fly around.

Now? Nope. I be a real sonofa*****. Kessler Cokes would make her Lesbian for life, quit college, and cancel her Ebay account.

I'm buying a lottery ticket.
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Post by: Airhead on January 25, 2004, 01:09:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
I'm trying to imagine $18k worth of sex.

Go to your local bait shop and buy a styrofoam cup of earthworms for a buck and a half- not is it better sex than a virgin can give you, but you'll be saving 17, 998.50.
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Post by: Creamo on January 25, 2004, 01:17:48 PM: Lol, what in the hell?
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Post by: Sox62 on January 25, 2004, 01:21:15 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Airhead
Go to your local bait shop and buy a styrofoam cup of earthworms for a buck and a half- not is it better sex than a virgin can give you, but you'll be saving 17, 998.50.

Care to elaborate on how you know this? :eek:
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Post by: Airhead on January 25, 2004, 01:44:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Sox62
Care to elaborate on how you know this? :eek:

I found out one day when the fish weren't biting. ;)
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Post by: Saurdaukar on January 25, 2004, 02:17:21 PM: You ****ed a styrofoam cup full of worms?

Jesus Christ.
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Post by: Airhead on January 25, 2004, 02:23:14 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Saurdaukar
You ****ed a styrofoam cup full of worms?

Jesus Christ.

What?!? HECK no, man! I took em out of the cup first!

Sheeesh, Mazz...:rolleyes:
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Post by: Sox62 on January 25, 2004, 03:12:25 PM: LMFAO
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Post by: Pongo on January 25, 2004, 04:17:16 PM: Last time I did a virgin I probably wasnt any great shakes either. Her dads a doctor and she is prostituting herself to raise money. Me thinks she is just an attention potato. If not the normal kind.
Anyway. The couch would make me impotent and if that didnt her teeth probably would.
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Post by: Saurdaukar on January 25, 2004, 06:03:49 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Airhead
What?!? HECK no, man! I took em out of the cup first!

Sheeesh, Mazz...:rolleyes:

Grubs just werent providing the lube you needed?
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Post by: Airhead on January 25, 2004, 06:52:11 PM: Grubs?! What kind of a sick freak are YOU, Mazz???
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Post by: Saurdaukar on January 25, 2004, 07:43:41 PM: LOL
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Post by: pugg666 on January 25, 2004, 08:56:51 PM: Quote
Would ya?

If she paid me, maybe. But not the other way around