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Title: New squad recruiting
Post by: Grits on January 25, 2004, 10:49:43 AM

Its a BBS ONLY[/b] squad, not an arena squad. we will not accept anyone who actually has ACM skills*, or can drop a bomb*, or drive a GV*, and you must not, under any circumstances have an AH account*, only a BBS account.

We will have squad nights Monday through Sunday, but any time you are awake you are expected to be posting on the BBS. It is expected that you produce maximum posts per day as a squad, we are not worried about quality, topicality, or intelligence in the posts, only volume. Rank's and awards will be given for those that go above and beyond the call of duty with extra consideration given to those that produce consistantly whiney posts. You must not be friendly, humble, or in any way considerate of others points of view, and at all costs, never, ever, admit on the BBS you might be wrong about something[/b]. Doing so will result in your immedeate expulsion from the Squad with dishonourable terms.

We, naturally, are going to be named Mavis Beacon's Keyboard Angels after our spiritual leader and guru. There will of course be a squad BBS, which will be up shortly, where you can apply for membership in the most elite-of-elite squads.

*Those that have an AH account can bypass the account ban provided they post at least 10 times each day on the BBS. All posts by those with AH accounts MUST[/b], I repeate, MUST[/b] contain nothing in the content but whines about HO's, La7's, Niki's, Spits, GV's, pilots better than you, basically anything about AH so long as its a whine of some nature.

Sooo, who's in? :D

Title: New squad recruiting
Post by: acepilot2 on January 25, 2004, 11:53:37 AM

I vote this troll...

7/10

Title: New squad recruiting
Post by: Ecke-109- on January 25, 2004, 12:57:41 PM

contact the 4000+ posters. Lots of them fit well to your description.

Ecke

Title: New squad recruiting
Post by: Nomak on January 25, 2004, 01:05:37 PM

:rofl

Good one man.

Title: New squad recruiting
Post by: jodgi on January 26, 2004, 01:07:24 PM

I'm not worthy...

Title: New squad recruiting
Post by: eskimo2 on January 26, 2004, 02:37:38 PM

Count me IN Grits!

This is my kind of squad!

eskimo

Title: New squad recruiting
Post by: 1K0N on January 26, 2004, 02:47:37 PM

Grits you make me raff... I bet your a Hoot to wing with!

IKON

Title: New squad recruiting
Post by: Grits on January 26, 2004, 05:18:01 PM

You dont want to wing with me unless you like wading into bad odds and getting shot down, 'cos thats all I do well at the moment.

Title: New squad recruiting
Post by: TweetyBird on January 26, 2004, 05:43:34 PM

Any perks for posting while intoxicated? :D

Title: New squad recruiting
Post by: VWE on January 26, 2004, 06:49:45 PM

Grits is a NikiSpittyLaLaPonyForkieHogZe keDoraJugTyphieMossie flyin HO rammin no skill loser squad tree huggin sandle wearing bunny kissin six toed family tree has no branches fat water retaining sea cow!  ;)