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Title: Bugs and walking shoes
Post by: Wolfala on January 27, 2004, 11:05:57 AM

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a
pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to
buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede
(100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and
decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's
with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him
again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me. But
again,there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a
few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up
against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?


Scroll down!!!!!!!!!!!!!







A little voice came out of the box:

"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my f**king shoes."

Title: Bugs and walking shoes
Post by: boxboy28 on January 27, 2004, 01:31:19 PM

LOL i liked it!

Title: Bugs and walking shoes
Post by: pugg666 on January 27, 2004, 11:59:20 PM

:rolleyes:

Title: Bugs and walking shoes
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on January 28, 2004, 12:12:16 AM

Quote

Originally posted by pugg666
:rolleyes:

Yeah! Because everyone knows bugs can't talk!
-SW

Title: Bugs and walking shoes
Post by: Wolfala on January 28, 2004, 12:16:24 AM

You mean you havn't talked to Ants?

Title: Bugs and walking shoes
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on January 28, 2004, 12:22:28 AM

I do all the time, but they don't make any noises after the RAID hits them.
-SW