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Title: MJ Jokes
Post by: kappa on January 28, 2004, 11:24:59 AM

1. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, made of plastic, and is dangerous for children to play with. The other one holds groceries.

2. Why did Michael Jackson go to Kmart?
     He heard that boys pants were half off

3. Why did Michael Jackson place a call to Boyz to Men?
   He thought it was a delivery service.

4. What is Michael Jackson's alma mater?
Bringham Young

5. How do you know when Michael Jackson has a hot date?
There's tricycle in his driveway.

6. Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Boy Scout duties?
He was up to a pack a day.

7. What is a perfect 10 for Michael Jackson?
Two five year olds.

And finally....
The pope said if there is one more molestation allegation against Michael Jackson, he would have no choice but to make him a priest.


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Title: MJ Jokes
Post by: deSelys on January 28, 2004, 05:58:48 PM

ROFL the 1st one is classic!

Title: MJ Jokes
Post by: Chairboy on January 28, 2004, 09:48:29 PM

Missing:

Q: How do you know it's bed time at MJ's house?

A: The big hand is on the little hand.

Title: MJ Jokes
Post by: Pfunk on January 29, 2004, 12:37:38 AM

Q: What is the differnce b/t Michael Jackson and acne?



A: Acne doesnt come on a boys face until he's at least fifteen