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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: rod367th on January 29, 2004, 05:57:25 AM
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First our logo will be a elephant fornicating with a donkey.
our candidate will be HAJO ( because he never shuts up about politics on ch1)
our platform is the following:
GAY Marriage ::: Absolutely not ( 1 exception for rauml), The bible says being gay isn't allowed. The bible also says you can sell your children into slavery (Exodus 21:7 for you bible freaks) it also says women are inferior to men(1 timothy 2:11-12) this is why our party will furnish all americans with bibles that have perforated pages, So U can tear out what you don't like.
Patriotism: Americas new national anthem will be performed by FLOSSEY.
Foreign policy: As soon as possible, we will invade britian. Those snaggletoothed, fish-n-chip hooligans still havn't atoned for subjecting us to Kev367th, NEXX. XBRIT, etc.
Gun control:We will elimate all firearms, requiring sportsman to hunt deer with chainsaws. The NRA will become the national blunt object association.
SOCIAL SECURITY: we will surrender florida to the 65 and over group, make SILAT Governor serve dinner at 4pm and state flag will be a pair of depends.
War on DRUGs: Instead of trying to get rid of drugs, We will get rid of things that make drugs necessary, such as listening to Rod367th on ch1, Istar and all other really bad movies and AH players love intrest on ch1.
Taxes: WE will abolish the standard system and place HEAVY taxes on the following sociopathic behaviors: Complaing about dweeb planes, talking about politics on ch1, whinning about HO's, complaing about gv models, comments about 1's mother and lastely huge taxes on anyone saying " I'm GOING NOW HAVE TO TAKE A KNIGHT AND WIPE MY ROOK" AS FOR EVERYTHING ELSE WE'LL PLAY IT BY EAR, OR WE'LL CONSULT WITH VICE PRESIDENT MAGIC 8-BALL. See you all at the polls.
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Hajo for Pres!!!
Time to buy Perk-bonds
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:rofl
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So... letting women vote is not just stupid but sacraligious?
lazs
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Hmmmm. thanks.....but I don't recall ever talking politics on any channel. Might be Halo you're thinking of. I could care less about politics.
But I will take Generalissimo for life tho!
All accused will get a fair trial and then be hung!
I promise! :aok
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okay forget magic 8 ball Halo for VP.
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I say we don't need a political party.
Just give us an ill tempered, brilliantly insane and manic despot with thoughts of grandeur.
Who would fit THAT bill?
I will start rounding up misfits, halfwits, criminals and soccer fans to get the police force started.
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Free ENSURE for everyone !!!!!!
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Hajo, um... what if your um... hung... um... now... um?
:D :rofl :aok
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:rofl
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LOL! I see rod forgot his medications again!!!
I think Hajo would be a better gen-for-life selection! Only thing is he will have to also have a funny little mustache and wear riding breeches with boots every day!
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Oh geez. Not enuff that I gotta hear this crap on squad channel,.....who let Rod post again?
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Originally posted by jodgi
I say we don't need a political party.
Just give us an ill tempered, brilliantly insane and manic despot with thoughts of grandeur.
Who would fit THAT bill?
Look no further. I`m available. :D
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I'll run against this! Here's my platform:
1. Everyone is required to own a gun, if you can't shoot it, too bad. Go learn.
2. All arguements will be solved by the old duel... you live, you win.
3. Fuel won't be a problem, as everyone will go back to the days of horses. No middle east dependancy.
4. You provide for yourself, no entitlement programs... you don't work, have no family to help out, you starve.
5. No need for power hungry police... we police ourselves. See #1.
6. AH is finally free of dweebs... there is no monthly fee, but you have to pay a dollar for everytime you get shot down. Including augers... you die, you pay.
7. Beer is free... yup, every day you get a six pack free... just to keep things mellow, heheh!
I should give a good run, just for my last 2 "promises", lololol.
, too bad life has to be hard... but I guess if it wasn't, it would be boring.
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Originally posted by Okugi
I'll run against this! Here's my platform:
1. Everyone is required to own a gun, if you can't shoot it, too bad. Go learn.
2. All arguements will be solved by the old duel... you live, you win.
3. Fuel won't be a problem, as everyone will go back to the days of horses. No middle east dependancy.
4. You provide for yourself, no entitlement programs... you don't work, have no family to help out, you starve.
5. No need for power hungry police... we police ourselves. See #1.
6. AH is finally free of dweebs... there is no monthly fee, but you have to pay a dollar for everytime you get shot down. Including augers... you die, you pay.
7. Beer is free... yup, every day you get a six pack free... just to keep things mellow, heheh!
I should give a good run, just for my last 2 "promises", lololol.
, too bad life has to be hard... but I guess if it wasn't, it would be boring.
Vote Okugi!!!! Only thing I disagree with is #6. I'd be more in the hole than I am now! Maybe you get paid $.50 for each kill as well? :D Wait, I guess Im calling myself a dweeb arent I... Oh well, the truth never hurt no one!