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Help and Support Forums => Help and Training => Topic started by: TweetyBird on February 08, 2004, 01:41:24 AM
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Rmember Tweety, never fight angry. When angry, you fight stupid which makes you more angry which makes you more stupid. So i'll forget last night and remember this.
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You must learn to harness your hate...
Hate?!? You can't handle the Hate!
By: Slug
You can be forgiven for your semantic obfuscation and lack of coherent ontological perspective.
Slug-trans: "what a goober."
You have confused anger with hate. It's hard to function intellectually when you're pissed off. In fact hard to function any-way when you're angry. Hate is not anger. Anger is an emotional response to real or perceived stimuli.
Hate is an orientation - a way of interpreting information that then shapes the type of response - not the response itself.
DoK was the master of hate. Many others have come and gone - some have mastered hate - others have tried and failed.
Here's an example:
ANGER: "I will chase that bastard in the F4 down in my Zero cuz he whacked me while taking off from the field. I dunno who he is but I'll get him - even though I have no ammo, no E, no alt and no ****ing hope. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
HATE: "Ahhh....I see Slug is in the arena. I have studied his usual routine. I know what airfield he flies from and which plane. I know his favorite merge maneuver. He has offended me and shall pay mercilessly. I will hunt him coldly and methodically - turning his Air Warrior time into a living, dying hell from which there is no escape. And I will smile as I watch him explode in front of my hungry guns."
Does this make sense, Goober? Did I type it s-l-o-w-l-y enough so even you could understand? Have you always been a butt-munch? Or do you just "play" one on TV? Nice shirt, by the way. Do you occasionally wear men's clothing for a change of pace?
Hoohahahah...... Muhahahahahah Let the Slug hating/hunting begin!
Slug -=*TH*=-
DoKtor of Hatology
Butt Munchus Emeritus
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There is much wisdom in that piece :D
Hate!
>>ANGER: "I will chase that bastard in the F4 down in my Zero cuz he whacked me while taking off from the field. I dunno who he is but I'll get him - even though I have no ammo, no E, no alt and no ****ing hope. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" <<
Yup, thats about where I was last night, lol.
Same guy got me about 4 times in a row in his p38. The first time was a vulch, and I managed to sidestep him winding up 200 yards on his 6. I emptied a whole load of ammo missing every shot :) Ok - I was sure I'd get him *this* time. Took off again, but this time the cap over the base had grown. So, I flew past the yak, past the p51, past the spits, cause I was going to kill that p38. Of course I didn't make it to the 38. Another up, another down, the 38 got me again. I knew what I needed - alt.
So I took off a base away, and headed in at 10k. Two countrymen were engaged with 2 p38's. It was a 50/50 shot so I picked one and lowered my nose on him. He disengaged and started to run. I knew I had the right one. That chicken vulch was definitely a runner. My little spit 5 couldn't catch him, so I loaded up a missle and let it fly on channel 1 - "Run you little sissy"
I looked back and saw the other 38 was 1.8
on my 6. I broke, he went up, I went up, he went up a little further, and I just kinda floated. Same old same old, snap snap, one wing, pretty pine trees, tower. It was the same p38 of course.
I HATE that p38 :D
>>DoK was the master of hate. <<
Yup! "Give into the hate"
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When hunting rabbits...use a rabbit gun:)...you want to kill a 38...grab a yak...i'd guess it's the one plane that even a 38 ace fears (if they "fear" anything but another 38)
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Lol. Being angry makes me fly 2x more aggresive. And I do 2x better. Oh well.
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Anger: I'm gonna up a spit 9 get vulched another 10 times in the vain hope I might get to ho one of those vulchin bastages.
Hate: I'm gonna up from the next field in a tiffie, grab alt and kill em all.
Or my favourite one, 'I'm gonna drag em 2 sectors by carefully managing my throttle and speed just enough to keep em interested, then once they've wasted a good 20 minutes and all the wep their lil dweeb tulips possess, I'll turn and kill em' :)
Revenge is not an event its a process:)
:)
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You gotta know your matchups.
A Yak9U will smack a Mustang, Corsair, Hellcat, P-38, and all of the German planes.
A Hurricane will smack a Zero, N1k, Spitfire, and sometimes an FM2.
A FW190a8 with the "elephant guns" package will handle the LA-7s that try to HO. It also handles the multiengine bombers.
When I get pissed, I break out the A8. Nothing like a broadsword to dish out the hate. And if I'm really pissed, I grab a Spit IX EasyModetm[/size=1] plane so that I can let my hate flow freely without having to worry about flaps and stalls.
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Only saw one you missed gofaster...tiffie...the ultimate eradicator. If the actions under 10k or so a fast tiffie is a "plae horseman" second to none...probably about the same a well flown A8 but has more top end and better ballistics...those 4 x hizooka's can reach out and touch you in the next area code. Certainly the ultimate buff killer.