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Title: Mmmmm Breakfast!!!
Post by: FUNKED1 on February 11, 2004, 11:41:57 AM: YUM! (http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/)
Title: Mmmmm Breakfast!!!
Post by: gofaster on February 11, 2004, 11:54:24 AM: (http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/3.jpg)
Those pancakes look OK to me. The rest of it is suspicious.
Title: Mmmmm Breakfast!!!
Post by: Raubvogel on February 11, 2004, 11:57:47 AM: Man I gotta get me some of those. They look like good Hangover Helpers.
Title: Mmmmm Breakfast!!!
Post by: Ripsnort on February 11, 2004, 12:33:49 PM: The great thing about obesity and heart disease is that its nature own "Darwin Theory" at work...and thins the herd for us out of disregard for our bodies. :aok

Eat up Boys! You're using too much oxygen to begin with! ;)
Title: Mmmmm Breakfast!!!
Post by: FUNKED1 on February 11, 2004, 12:36:13 PM: Rip that only works if they don't breed first.
Title: Mmmmm Breakfast!!!
Post by: FUNKED1 on February 11, 2004, 12:38:35 PM: (http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/4.jpg)
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According to the ingredients, it might be 'dihydrogen pyrophosphate.' I think 'semen-dipped maggots' is more likely, but for all we know, 'dihydrogen pyrophosphate' might just be technical jargon for semen-dipped maggots.
Title: Mmmmm Breakfast!!!
Post by: LePaul on February 11, 2004, 01:32:57 PM: OMG...wow

(http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/yucky.gif)
Title: Mmmmm Breakfast!!!
Post by: FUNKED1 on February 11, 2004, 01:33:35 PM: 4g fiber though!!!
Title: Mmmmm Breakfast!!!
Post by: LePaul on February 11, 2004, 01:42:05 PM: Oh my bad, 2% Vitamin C.

I suspect the fiber is added if you eat the box too
Title: Mmmmm Breakfast!!!
Post by: FUNKED1 on February 11, 2004, 01:43:45 PM: Is the vitamin C in the maggots or the semen?
Title: Mmmmm Breakfast!!!
Post by: LePaul on February 11, 2004, 01:53:02 PM: I dunno man, but what a thunderous dump that breakfast would produce.

Sort of an Organic "Thunder Drano" for you do it yourselfers that wanna fix that problematic drain once and for all! :rofl
Title: Mmmmm Breakfast!!!
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on February 11, 2004, 02:35:25 PM: Hey! I just bought one of those. Still sitting in the freezer though, probably will eat it tommorrow.

It looks deelisciousssss.
-SW
Title: Mmmmm Breakfast!!!
Post by: FUNKED1 on February 11, 2004, 02:45:04 PM: Quote
Originally posted by LePaul
I dunno man, but what a thunderous dump that breakfast would produce.

Sort of an Organic "Thunder Drano" for you do it yourselfers that wanna fix that problematic drain once and for all! :rofl

ROFL
Title: Mmmmm Breakfast!!!
Post by: Ripsnort on February 11, 2004, 02:48:32 PM: Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
Rip that only works if they don't breed first.

Hehehe! Good point!
Title: Mmmmm Breakfast!!!
Post by: FUNKED1 on February 11, 2004, 02:54:34 PM: I'm taking Miko's lead and storing my cryogenically suspended semen in a nuclear-hardened bunker, so that even if I die from polish sausage lodged in my aorta I can still foul the gene pool for generations to come.
Title: Mmmmm Breakfast!!!
Post by: LePaul on February 11, 2004, 02:56:05 PM: Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
I'm taking Miko's lead and storing my cryogenically suspended semen in a nuclear-hardened bunker, so that even if I die from polish sausage lodged in my aorta I can still foul the gene pool for generations to come.

I thought you did that already spewing into a public pool? :p
Title: Mmmmm Breakfast!!!
Post by: Ripsnort on February 11, 2004, 02:57:02 PM: Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
I'm taking Miko's lead and storing my cryogenically suspended semen in a nuclear-hardened bunker, so that even if I die from polish sausage lodged in my aorta I can still foul the gene pool for generations to come.

Yes, but in the nurture vs nature arguement...nurturing could possibly overcome nature. He/she could be adopted by Veggens.
Title: Mmmmm Breakfast!!!
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on February 11, 2004, 03:00:20 PM: Only if the child OD's on vegetables before it gets to college, there it will find the true sustenance it needs.
-SW
Title: Mmmmm Breakfast!!!
Post by: Octavius on February 11, 2004, 03:23:47 PM: heh! The FDA approved this? They could label it "Heart Attack in a Box" and it'd sell like... well hotcakes.