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Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: FUNKED1 on February 11, 2004, 11:10:39 PM: How does (would?) Dale feel about somebody threatening to harm his customers at the Con?
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: GRUNHERZ on February 11, 2004, 11:16:10 PM: I think he would not look kindly upon it. Did somebody blow their top and rattle off a threat, do tell?
:D
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on February 11, 2004, 11:17:04 PM: EXPUREEMINT!!!!
-SW
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: GRUNHERZ on February 11, 2004, 11:17:16 PM: Quote
Originally posted by GScholz
Depends. Hwo did you have in mind?

There's prolly a cash price on my head.

Not in Amerika baby, the fuhrer loves his norwegian friends. :)
Title: Re: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Octavius on February 11, 2004, 11:45:43 PM: Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
How does (would?) Dale feel about somebody threatening to harm his customers at the Con?

Like a good shepherd, us sheep shall be tended to no doubt :)
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: john9001 on February 11, 2004, 11:48:50 PM: i never agree with scholz but i would just get him drunk and convince him to change to the right way of thinking. of course if he can out drink me , i'm in trouble. :D
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: SOB on February 12, 2004, 02:02:47 AM: In the unlikely event that anyone took a swing at another con attendee, they'd be subject to an almost immediate nerd pigpile. It wouldn't be a pretty site. I say almost immediate as said nerds will of course feel compelled to either safely set down their drinks or down 'em quick before piling on. ;)
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Pei on February 12, 2004, 02:08:35 AM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB
In the unlikely event that anyone took a swing at another con attendee, they'd be subject to an almost immediate nerd pigpile. It wouldn't be a pretty site. I say almost immediate as said nerds will of course feel compelled to either safely set down their drinks or down 'em quick before piling on. ;)

Would this include Urchin with or without clothing?
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: SOB on February 12, 2004, 02:12:23 AM: Urchin is the wildcard. If he were there, everyone else would just cheer on as he did his best George "The Animal" Steele impression and used the offender's head as a turnbuckle!

-edit- Sans shirt, of course!
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: mrblack on February 12, 2004, 02:21:21 AM: I have not nor will I ever raise my hand In anger towards another human being that was not trying to harm me.

I don't think my way of thinking is wrong and therefore will stick to it.
All Im saying Is who among you mallett heads will have the eggs to talk watermelon to my face within inches i might add.

I have said nothing about any bodily contact what so ever.
Your imaginations are running wild again boys.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: SOB on February 12, 2004, 02:34:16 AM: I guess your scenario lacks one detail ... are you acting like ass? If you are, I'm sure you'll be able to find a few to let you know. If you think you'll just be standing there minding your business and everyone will wisper about you because you're "Mr. Black", then you're dillusional.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: mrblack on February 12, 2004, 02:44:50 AM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB
I guess your scenario lacks one detail ... are you acting like ass? If you are, I'm sure you'll be able to find a few to let you know. If you think you'll just be standing there minding your business and everyone will wisper about you because you're "Mr. Black", then you're dillusional.

And if you think this concerns you or anyone really cares what you think then YOU are dillusional:aok
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Ripsnort on February 12, 2004, 07:49:43 AM: What did I miss here? Is this a "what if" scenario?

Okay, I'll be the bait. Someone take a swing at me at the next con. :D
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Eagler on February 12, 2004, 08:05:36 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
What did I miss here? Is this a "what if" scenario?

Okay, I'll be the bait. Someone take a swing at me at the next con. :D

that's what i thought went on at them cons - a bunch of swingin by naked drunk guys

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1558908552.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg) :)
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: majic on February 12, 2004, 08:31:31 AM: Quote
As If it matters to me If any of you people like me LOL.
I hope that you pack the gear to call me an bellybutton at the COn face to face.
I will atleast have the respect for you to help you off the floor.

Nope. Never threatened anyone.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: ravells on February 12, 2004, 08:31:36 AM: Has there ever been a punch up at a US AH con before? With some of the personal insults slung out here on the BBS I'd be curious to know if people have ever settled scores when they met in person.

Ravs
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Ripsnort on February 12, 2004, 08:35:01 AM: Quote
Originally posted by ravells
Has there ever been a punch up at a US AH con before? With some of the personal insults slung out here on the BBS I'd be curious to know if people have ever settled scores when they met in person.

Ravs

If there were, we're keeping it under our hats. Not good for business, ya know.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: ravells on February 12, 2004, 08:38:28 AM: mum's the word

ravells@hotmail.com ;)
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Westy on February 12, 2004, 08:39:42 AM: For someone to threaten a physical confrontation due to an argument that occured on a webboard is unreal. A person doing such a thing is simply emotionally and mentally unbalanced and not only needs to seek help but should not be allowed to attend a meeting such as the COn nor particpate on a webboard such as this.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Ripsnort on February 12, 2004, 08:44:35 AM: Okay, I'll fess up.

I hit Funked with an ugly stick, but it didn't have any effect....:D
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: LePaul on February 12, 2004, 09:01:15 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
What did I miss here? Is this a "what if" scenario?

Okay, I'll be the bait. Someone take a swing at me at the next con. :D

Geezus, I'll be waiting in THAT line for a long long time LOL

Save a few teeth for me, eh?

No wait! Break some of his posting fingers!!
:p
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: ravells on February 12, 2004, 09:02:47 AM: You mean it didn't improve his appearance, Rip?

j/k Funked!

Ravs
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Ripsnort on February 12, 2004, 09:03:24 AM: Quote
Originally posted by LePaul
Geezus, I'll be waiting in THAT line for a long long time LOL

Save a few teeth for me, eh?

No wait! Break some of his posting fingers!!
:p

I'm just thinking of all the money I'd receive in the subsequent lawsuits!! I have a good lawyer! :D
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: LePaul on February 12, 2004, 09:20:29 AM: My lawyer can kick your lawyers prettythang :cool:

J/K!

I'm hoping to make it to the next Con, sounds like a good time.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Ripsnort on February 12, 2004, 09:24:58 AM: Quote
Originally posted by LePaul
My lawyer can kick your lawyers prettythang :cool:

J/K!

I'm hoping to make it to the next Con, sounds like a good time.

Hmm, I may have written my 2004 con death warrant...new boat, Vegas in April, Minnesota in June, Montana this fall. :(
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: gofaster on February 12, 2004, 09:25:29 AM: My wife can kick all your prettythange$!
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Swoop on February 12, 2004, 09:26:57 AM: *ahem*

There has been a punch thrown at a con.....once.

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-9/48257/20029211530-0-Swoop.gif)
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: john9001 on February 12, 2004, 09:32:35 AM: what the heck is a "mallett", a small mall?
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Lance on February 12, 2004, 09:35:46 AM: I can't believe this mob mentality regarding MrBlack. You are like schoolchildren pushing down the retarded kid over and over, and then when the retarded kid finally retaliates, you yell for the teacher and make it look like they started it all. All MrBlack has tried to do is to contribute to community discussions by drawing from his extensive and varied well of life-experience. I guess when you have no life like Funked1 and SOB, its too much to be in the presence of someone that actually did something with theirs.

I hope MrBlack shows at the con. I, for one, will have his back. And if any of you wants to start ****, I'll be happy to square off with you MichaelJackson'Beat It'guitarsolostyle.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: LePaul on February 12, 2004, 09:40:34 AM: Someone's been sipping the Jesus-Juice a bit heavily there, Jermaine...

:lol
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: ravells on February 12, 2004, 09:44:19 AM: Mmmmm Swoop....and????

Ravs
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Swoop on February 12, 2004, 09:47:52 AM: Nuthin to do with me Rav, I was at the con but just heard about it. Didn't see it.

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-9/48257/20029211530-0-Swoop.gif)
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Curval on February 12, 2004, 09:48:59 AM: I think it was a "tall tale" Swoop. Are you reffering to the Loser thing?
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Ripsnort on February 12, 2004, 09:52:33 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Curval
I think it was a "tall tale" Swoop. Are you reffering to the Loser thing?

Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
If there were, we're keeping it under our hats. Not good for business, ya know.

But thats just me...
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Swoop on February 12, 2004, 09:53:34 AM: Well I wasn't gonna mention details but since Curv appears to be happily chewing on his foot.....yes that's what I'm referring to.

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-9/48257/20029211530-0-Swoop.gif)
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Ripsnort on February 12, 2004, 09:54:42 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Swoop
Well I wasn't gonna mention details but since Curv appears to be happily chewing on his foot.....yes that's what I'm referring to.

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-9/48257/20029211530-0-Swoop.gif)

hehehehehe!
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Curval on February 12, 2004, 09:57:16 AM: Bah...tall tale, never happened.

Met him at last years Con...of course that was in Indy...hmmmm.

I KNOW NOTHING.

;)
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Swoop on February 12, 2004, 09:58:03 AM: Hmmm. Who told me about that? Lessee....think it was Rip.
Coulda been you.
May have been Udie.

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-9/48257/20029211530-0-Swoop.gif)
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Ripsnort on February 12, 2004, 09:59:04 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Swoop
Hmmm. Who told me about that? Lessee....think it was Rip.

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-9/48257/20029211530-0-Swoop.gif)

Well, lets just say that my source was more reliable than ME! ;) However, its good that its a tall tale now. :aok
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: ravells on February 12, 2004, 10:07:46 AM: Bah!

Spoilsports!
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: boxboy28 on February 12, 2004, 10:19:58 AM: What CON was it? In Indy my girl friend threw punches.....at me and kicked my monitor on the last night and sprained her ankle really really bad!

LOL i had to carry her out to the car and spend 4 hours in the dang hospital in INDY
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Ripsnort on February 12, 2004, 10:21:44 AM: I called SOB "Fatty" at the first con...*that* could have potentially been a punch thrown, but then Udie corrected me. :D
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: FUNKED1 on February 12, 2004, 11:06:51 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
I called SOB "Fatty" at the first con...*that* could have potentially been a punch thrown, but then Udie corrected me. :D

Umm we all call him that. For that matter they all call me that.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: FUNKED1 on February 12, 2004, 11:12:37 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Curval
Bah...tall tale, never happened.

Met him at last years Con...of course that was in Indy...hmmmm.

I KNOW NOTHING.

;)

I was told about it by multiple eyewitnesses. Ask Pyro. :)
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Rude on February 12, 2004, 11:16:21 AM: Here's the truth.....

Any of the big tough guys and the guys that threaten, lip off or otherwise, annoy everyone on a consistent basis, will not even show up at the Con.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: FUNKED1 on February 12, 2004, 11:16:43 AM: Quote
Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
I think he would not look kindly upon it. Did somebody blow their top and rattle off a threat, do tell?
:D

Quote
But I am afraid your little buddies will all be running for cover If ANY of you have the balls to show for I will be there and I do have a list of folks who will be invited to repete to my face the things said on this BBS.

And I will be willing to bet money that maybe MAYBE 5% will do it.
And the fate of those 5%.
Well I will leave that up to your imaginations.
but I will respect them thats for sure.

Threatening to send people running for cover? This from a guy who posts pictures of his rifles and claims to be a sniper? Leaving the fate of those who don't run for cover up to our imaginations?
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Red Tail 444 on February 12, 2004, 11:18:05 AM: Might be fun to have a few boxing rings, with the headgear and WAY oversized gloves, to call out folks that HO'd, cherry-picked, spawn-sat, suicide -Jabod, vulched, gang-banged, talked trash, or la-7'd you in your P40B as you were on approach with 57 kills.

yeah, gimme some of that :D
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Westy on February 12, 2004, 11:25:04 AM: "repete"

Is a telltale "word". But I cannot find the post. Was that via email?

This is almost as good as MIA trying to get in his instructers pants!
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: SunKing on February 12, 2004, 11:28:50 AM: I already suggest one of these last year for the next Texas con.
I'm sure it would go over really good.

(http://www.bouncemart.com/FRONTPAGE%20WEBSITE%20BOUNCEMART/Sumo-Action-white-smaller2.jpg)
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Pongo on February 12, 2004, 11:29:28 AM: Lance
We have all been in the school yard.
Most of us have been in bars.
Many of us have been in the barracks.
Most of us know when someone is threatening violence, this guy has been doing it in every thread he has posted in for a month now. Sometimes several times per thread. He also does it on channel one.

He has been calling people out at the con for quite a while now then of course saying he didnt do it.
I think funkeds question is valid.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Saintaw on February 12, 2004, 11:32:42 AM: He will not show up.

5$.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: midnight Target on February 12, 2004, 11:40:19 AM: Violence begets violence... and if you don't agree I'll kick your ass.

Plus Mr.Black has provided one of the greatest quotes evar!

"To be able to accept defeat inrichest far greater that to relish in the victory. MRBLACK 10-30-03"

Finer country gibberish has never been said.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Sikboy on February 12, 2004, 12:08:45 PM: Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
Violence begets violence... and if you don't agree I'll kick your ass.

Plus Mr.Black has provided one of the greatest quotes evar!

"To be able to accept defeat inrichest far greater that to relish in the victory. MRBLACK 10-30-03"

Finer country gibberish has never been said.

A noble spirit embiggins the smallest man

-Sik
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: ygsmilo on February 12, 2004, 12:10:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
I was told about it by multiple eyewitnesses. Ask Pyro. :)

I was there,,,,,,
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Ripsnort on February 12, 2004, 12:50:02 PM: Quote
Originally posted by ygsmilo
I was there,,,,,,

Milo was so close to the action, had he been standing on a chair, he might have got hit too!
:eek: :lol :p
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: FUNKED1 on February 12, 2004, 12:50:45 PM: Rip, it wasn't the ugly stick, it was the bald stick.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Ripsnort on February 12, 2004, 01:17:32 PM: Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
Rip, it wasn't the ugly stick, it was the bald stick.

Told you not to get too close to me. :) Wanna sword fight next con? ;)
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Dune on February 12, 2004, 01:19:43 PM: Eeewww...Rip and Funked in a "swordfight"? That's just nasty.

:eek:
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Ripsnort on February 12, 2004, 01:23:43 PM: I'm sorry funked. :( I just couldn't keep this relationship in the closet anymore....
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: gofaster on February 12, 2004, 01:45:46 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Sikboy
A noble spirit embiggins the smallest man

-Sik

I'll take that as motivation for the next Warzawa mission on Friday. You can't get more noble than flying an embiggined Yak9U.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: SOB on February 12, 2004, 03:28:47 PM: Fatty? That's it, I'm kicking Rip's bellybutton the next time I see him. Ta hell with the con, i'll pay ya a visit in Seattle buddy! I'll bring the waiver with me for you to sign before hand.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Toad on February 12, 2004, 03:41:55 PM: Quote
Originally posted by ygsmilo
I was there,,,,,,

Heck, the bar was pretty full. LOTS of people were there. Most of them weren't paying attention though.

It happened.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Udie on February 12, 2004, 03:45:09 PM: I don't remember a thing! well not about that saturday night anyway!
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Maniac on February 12, 2004, 03:46:15 PM: Narc Alarm!!!!!!

RUNAWAY!!!!!!

:D
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Udie on February 12, 2004, 03:47:43 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB
Fatty? That's it, I'm kicking Rip's bellybutton the next time I see him. Ta hell with the con, i'll pay ya a visit in Seattle buddy! I'll bring the waiver with me for you to sign before hand.

Dude I was standing right next to Rip when he did that. My eyes just about popped out of my head. He could kick my arse so I didn't slap him on the back of the head, sorry SOB.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Steve on February 12, 2004, 03:52:12 PM: Loser and a couple of other guys threatened me w/ violence on this board... HT & Co. didn't seem to care. The posters then went back and deleted their posts; too cowardly to actually leave them up.

Does Loser go to the con?
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: hawker238 on February 12, 2004, 03:56:55 PM: I'm eating jello straight from the box to gain weight for my con fights. I'll be ready.....

Just kidding, I'm not going to the con.

But I am eating jello from the box.....
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Udie on February 12, 2004, 04:05:39 PM: violence at the con is NOT cool!
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: -MZ- on February 12, 2004, 04:10:50 PM: Minus said he would punch me in the nose if I ever went to the E.U.
Either that, or he was going to bake a cake for me, I'm not sure.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Maniac on February 12, 2004, 04:12:01 PM: LOL MZ!
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Ripsnort on February 12, 2004, 04:16:19 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Udie
violence at the con is NOT cool!

WTF do you call shooting down an enema plane with 4X20 mm cannons!?! :D

You want to talk about scarring? I'm scarred for LIFE after seeing Semen Urchin running around in his boxer shorts! :mad:

What about waking up your CO at 3am in the morning just to get a picture of yourself IN BED WITH HIM? HMMMMMM?!?!?!?
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Udie on February 12, 2004, 04:24:46 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
What about waking up your CO at 3am in the morning just to get a picture of yourself IN BED WITH HIM? HMMMMMM?!?!?!?
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

hey man I tried not to let them in the room. But do you know what it's like to hold back 2 Brits intent on waking up your roommate? Well it's pretty damn funny I'm here to tell ya! :D
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Ripsnort on February 12, 2004, 04:31:40 PM: {Note to self: get my OWN room next time} ;)
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Stringer on February 12, 2004, 06:20:53 PM: If a nerd in goth drops a nerd in a propeller beanie, is there any testosteron there to make a sound?
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: mrblack on February 12, 2004, 06:44:36 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Pongo
Lance
We have all been in the school yard.
Most of us have been in Gay bars.
Many of us have been in the barracks.
And I Pongo have been in Gay bars
Most of us know when someone is threatening violence, this guy has been doing it in every thread he has posted in for a month now. Sometimes several times per thread. He also does it on channel one.

He has been calling people out at the con for quite a while now then of course saying he didnt do it.
I think funkeds question is valid.

I am not calling any one out.

I am simply saying who among you has the eggs to run your mouths in person like you do behind a keyboard?

I ask a question and I get nerds running around like ants. LOL:rofl

I will be at the con to have a good time .
And any of you that are there and feel the need to run your mouths to me in person please feel free to do so.
I am just saying that between all of you i bet you cant come up with one good testicle.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: senna on February 12, 2004, 06:51:15 PM: LOL!

:lol

Not laughing at anybody, wat he said was funny thats all.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Arlo on February 12, 2004, 06:53:53 PM: Oh .. I dunno bout that. But I'm just a tad worried you wanna check out our testicles.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: mrblack on February 12, 2004, 06:55:56 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Arlo
Oh .. I dunno bout that. But I'm just a tad worried you wanna check out our testicles.

Read it again in any of what i posted did I say I wanted to check your testicles .

try this for a change.
1. read
2. think
3.then and only then post
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Arlo on February 12, 2004, 06:59:31 PM: Read it yourself. You brought up the testicle part. You seem infatuated by them. :D
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: mrblack on February 12, 2004, 07:02:12 PM: I am just saying that between all of you i bet you cant come up with one good testicle.

I dont see me in this .
Read again I know it's hard for you but try really hard or I will have to get out the flash cards.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Arlo on February 12, 2004, 07:07:09 PM: There you go again. Wanting to know about our testicles.

1: You're in the wrong forum.

2: You're "going" to the wrong con.

:D
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Munkii on February 12, 2004, 07:08:22 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
I am just saying that between all of you i bet you cant come up with one good testicle.

I dont see me in this .
Read again I know it's hard for you but try really hard or I will have to get out the flash cards.

This is a question to all our 1337 5|\|1P3R vet's... is it common to carry tiny pictures of testicles to use as flash cards after you get discharged?
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: mrblack on February 12, 2004, 07:08:54 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Arlo
There you go again. Wanting to know about our testicles.

1: You're in the wrong forum.

2: You're "going" to the wrong con.

:D

Perhapes you try posting when your sober:aok
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: mrblack on February 12, 2004, 07:10:21 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Munkii
This is a question to all our 1337 5|\|1P3R vet's... is it common to carry tiny pictures of testicles to use as flash cards after you get discharged?

My discharge is on your chin :rofl
Please wipe it off your looking foolish.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Arlo on February 12, 2004, 07:12:00 PM: Is that somehow supposed to edit the word "testicle" out of the large percentile of your posts that focus on them lately? :lol
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: mrblack on February 12, 2004, 07:13:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Arlo
Is that somehow supposed to edit the word "testicle" out of the large percentile of your posts that focus on them lately? :lol

Again in your attempt to look funny you are only looking more moronic if thats possible.:rofl
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Arlo on February 12, 2004, 07:26:10 PM: Well .... I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you so you're on your own there. Still ... congratulations on finally breaking free of both the testicle fixation and the "I'm gonna scare everyone away from the con by threatening to kick their arses" bit. :aok
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: FUNKED1 on February 12, 2004, 07:28:53 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
My discharge is on your chin :rofl
Please wipe it off your looking foolish.

That was actually a pretty good comeback. I'm impressed.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Pongo on February 12, 2004, 07:29:55 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
I am not calling any one out.

I am simply saying that there is nothing like the taste of salty nerd nuts in my mouth to make me want to go to a con.

I ask a question and I get nerds lining up to use me. LOL:rofl

I will be at the con to have a good time .
And any of you that are there and feel the need to put your stuff in my mouth in person please feel free to do so.
I am just saying that between all of you i bet you have never been satisfied like a sniper will satisfy you.

just about missed your edit..lol

heres the deal. We all disagree with each other. If you feel the need to threaten everyone that disagrees with you or flames you with a beating at the con you should probebly not go.

It may be only a 20 minute drive to you but its a very expensive trip for me. The thought of going all that way to see someone whos whole plan of going is to turn into a freak just seems silly.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Udie on February 12, 2004, 07:30:40 PM: I'm going to start calling Mr.Black MS, it's short for money shot :D

Funky are you going to come back to Texas for the con this year?
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: mrblack on February 12, 2004, 07:30:52 PM: I'm glad you now understand that I never said I was going to kick any ones a ss.
LOL.
i mean good lord man Im 46 fer crying out loud I think My fighting days are long over dont you.

I have lawyers for that now.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: mrblack on February 12, 2004, 07:32:25 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Pongo
just about missed your edit..lol

heres the deal. We all disagree with each other. If you feel the need to threaten everyone that disagrees with you or flames you with a beating at the con you should probebly not go.

It may be only a 20 minute drive to you but its a very expensive trip for me. The thought of going all that way to see someone whos whole plan of going is to turn into a freak just seems silly.

~~sir now that was funny:rofl~~
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Vulcan on February 12, 2004, 07:35:03 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
My discharge is on your chin :rofl
Please wipe it off your looking foolish.

Are you saying you're intending to seek oral gratification from Arlo?
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Arlo on February 12, 2004, 07:35:09 PM: Hell, `ol boy, we've been suggesting that you use that tact to more convincingly portray your online persona for sometime now. At least it finally sunk in. Now we're all convinced you're exactly who you pretend to be. :D
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Udie on February 12, 2004, 07:35:58 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Pongo
just about missed your edit..lol

heres the deal. We all disagree with each other. If you feel the need to threaten everyone that disagrees with you or flames you with a beating at the con you should probebly not go.

It may be only a 20 minute drive to you but its a very expensive trip for me. The thought of going all that way to see someone whos whole plan of going is to turn into a freak just seems silly.

We need more cons. That's one of the best parts for me is not being pissed at people here on the BBS afterwards. I find it REAL hard to talk bad to somebody I've met face to face. FdSki is a perfect example. We go round and round online, but I met him at the first con and since then I have a hard time smack talking him, I just don't feel right about it. Same goes with you Pongo. I spent maybe 5 or 10 minutes talking with you at the first con. That was enough that I don't think I've EVAR had an intardnet argument with you.

Talk of violence and inuindo of violence at a con is a bad bad bad thing. Do you think HTC would think about legal liabilities and maybe NOT have a con? Anybody ever think about that? That would suck real bad if something as awesome as con's got undone because of the O'club. I'm just say'n....
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Octavius on February 12, 2004, 07:56:34 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Udie
FdSki is a perfect example.

lol! I know what he looks like when he's pissed though :D

1v1 tournament!!!!
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: mrblack on February 12, 2004, 08:25:24 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Udie
[B Talk of violence and inuindo of violence at a con is a bad bad bad thing. Do you think HTC would think about legal liabilities and maybe NOT have a con? Anybody ever think about that? That would suck real bad if something as awesome as con's got undone because of the O'club. I'm just say'n.... [/B]

Gentlemen There will be no violence from me at the con LOL.
I am 46 years old and have way too much personal worth to ever let myself get pulled down to that level.

If you take the time to meet me you might just find that I am one of the funnist sombiotches you will ever know.

All of this Is nothing but fun to me.
The back and forth crap is silly and amussing dont you think?

You find that people are seldom what they seem to be.
But I can assure you I am what I am.

Up front in your face tell it like I see it make no apologise for nothing to anyone.

But thats just me.
But hety look me up at the con We can shoot the chit.

I will be the one with all the porno actresses hangin all over me
:aok
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: senna on February 12, 2004, 08:47:28 PM: You guys should laugh and not take things too seriously. As grown men, you are not children anymore and should know that once the laughing stops, its usually a sign of trouble. Then a bunch of grown men start fighting. All it takes is one mistake and theres no going back.
Title: You Sir, are a liar.
Post by: Drunky on February 12, 2004, 09:07:17 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
I'm glad you now understand that I never said I was going to kick any ones a ss.
LOL.
i mean good lord man Im 46 fer crying out loud I think My fighting days are long over dont you.

I have lawyers for that now.

Okay, Mr. Someone Else. Here are a few quotes of yours from past threads. I would think even someone with your limited capacity for spelling and thought processes can pick out the common theme from them.

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Well If your feeling froggy Jump tough guy LOL

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Drunky trust me If you bull up on me at the con It will be the 5 most embarassing moments of your life LOL.

And If you lay a hand on me ! you will be dealt with Im sure.

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Arlo Just to be sure .... which one are you again?
Boy I really hope you show to the con I really do.

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You know we can have fun in here messing with each other and all.
but when you star insulting a mans family thats going over the top BOY.

And you will If you are man enough to show be meeting me up front and in your face.
No threat just fact.

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Arlo you simply are not worth my time or effort.
Just pray we never meet.

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SOB Not to worry folks, you may think this has degenerated into a simple insult match, but in reality Arlo was just doing a little experiment!
You just made # 2 on my list Next!!

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Congrats creamo you just insulted a lady who cant defend herself againt you! wow your a big man arent you!
BTW you too please come to the CON.

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MiniD Anyone that would post just to be the 200th in the thread should get the crap kicked out of them at the next con.

MiniD
Feely froggy jump

I'm showing up to the Con this year.

As I said before, I am planning on making your acquaintence. No double speak. Not claiming 'I didn't say anything concrete", "I was trying to fool the gullible", "It's on my DD-214" or "I never said..."

You live 20 minutes away? Good. No excuse for not showing up. I also live very close. Can be there in approximately three hours myself.

Sounds like this will be a gas.

This shall be my experiment.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: mrblack on February 12, 2004, 09:20:30 PM: please try not to get pulled over for DWI on the way ok.:aok
I would hate to miss you.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Raubvogel on February 12, 2004, 09:42:45 PM: If someone interrupts the 5-7pm open bar I'm going to be very upset. I might have to get the Funky-Sling-Pei collective to assimilate you.
Title: Re: You Sir, are a liar.
Post by: mrblack on February 12, 2004, 09:45:45 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Drunky

As I said before, I am planning on making your acquaintence. No double speak. Not claiming 'I didn't say anything concrete", "I was trying to fool the gullible", "It's on my DD-214" or "I never said..."

You live 20 minutes away? Good. No excuse for not showing up. I also live very close. Can be there in approximately three hours myself.

Sounds like this will be a gas.

This shall be my experiment.

Heck why wait for the Con I would love to meet you anytime to have a beer and talk chit.

I really aint that bad of a guy in person you know.
I play music and write poems If you can believe that chit.

I live in Murphy Texas you know where that Is.
You pick the bar and time

:aok
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Saintaw on February 13, 2004, 06:06:41 AM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack

try this for a change.
1. read
2. think
3.then and only then post

Do as i say, don't do as I do ™ ?
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: DoctorYO on February 13, 2004, 08:12:07 AM: Thunderdome......

"Two men enter one man leaves...."
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Westy on February 13, 2004, 08:15:15 AM: " play music and write poems "

Whaddya know. So did Charles Manson!
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: lazs2 on February 13, 2004, 08:18:58 AM: geeze funky.... what's the big deal... just have him follow you outside and I will club him down... you can put the boot to him then if you like... or... in your case.... the tennis shoe...

what is the world coming too?

lazs
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Red Tail 444 on February 13, 2004, 08:53:32 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Westy
" play music and write poems "

Whaddya know. So did Charles Manson!

And so did Moe, Larry, and Curly...looks like we got a three in one special for all you kiddos :lol
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: WilldCrd on February 13, 2004, 04:15:49 PM: Little future trip for ya kiddies: after drinking and being mouthy nerd A throws a pinch at Nerd B..Ect Officer Nerd C having already called locals for backup pulls out badge and matching handcuffs and arrests BOTH Nerd A and B Then proceeds to incarcerate them in Lou Sterrett Justice center for being "Drunk In Public" where they will spend the rest of the weekend playing hide the weenie with NON NERDS! :p

The charge of "drunk in public" is a courtesy extended to fellow players but u get uppity and you'll be slapped with so many friggin charges u wont even know what hit ya!:D

P.S. oh yeah since so many threats and counter-threats have been issued it pretty much negates much of what ya'lls lawyers can sue for...texas recently change several laws ya might wanna check. :aok
Have a Nice Day
Texas DPS :)
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Raubvogel on February 13, 2004, 04:33:53 PM: Shut up pig
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: midnight Target on February 13, 2004, 04:38:38 PM: Thats it!

I'm coming to the con and i'm kicking everyone's bellybutton who even THINKS about being nice to me!

I mean it!

:mad:
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Rude on February 13, 2004, 04:44:08 PM: Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
Thats it!

I'm coming to the con and i'm kicking everyone's bellybutton who even THINKS about being nice to me!

I mean it!

:mad:

Talks cheap hotshot.....you come to the con, you and me will take a trip....you to the hospital and me to jail.

I've had it with liberals....Grrrrrrrr!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: midnight Target on February 13, 2004, 05:12:09 PM: Oh yea!!??

I'll smack you so hard you'll need to part your toes to blow your nose!!!
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: SOB on February 13, 2004, 05:22:10 PM: I'll sit on the both of you! I've had it up to here with you political types! I's gonna put the FAT down!
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Lizard3 on February 13, 2004, 05:29:39 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Raubvogel
If someone interrupts the 5-7pm open bar I'm going to be very upset. I might have to get the Funky-Sling-Pei collective to assimilate you.

Hehe, they would make someone a good defensive line eh? Triplets!
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: mrblack on February 13, 2004, 05:39:21 PM: Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
Oh yea!!??

I'll smack you so hard you'll need to part your toes to blow your nose!!!

:rofl :rofl
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: mrblack on February 13, 2004, 05:40:01 PM: Quote
Originally posted by WilldCrd
Little future trip for ya kiddies: after drinking and being mouthy nerd A throws a pinch at Nerd B..Ect Officer Nerd C having already called locals for backup pulls out badge and matching handcuffs and arrests BOTH Nerd A and B Then proceeds to incarcerate them in Lou Sterrett Justice center for being "Drunk In Public" where they will spend the rest of the weekend playing hide the weenie with NON NERDS! :p

The charge of "drunk in public" is a courtesy extended to fellow players but u get uppity and you'll be slapped with so many friggin charges u wont even know what hit ya!:D

P.S. oh yeah since so many threats and counter-threats have been issued it pretty much negates much of what ya'lls lawyers can sue for...texas recently change several laws ya might wanna check. :aok
Have a Nice Day
Texas DPS :)

Probably the smartest thing said in this thread.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Pongo on February 13, 2004, 06:12:22 PM: Quote
Originally posted by WilldCrd
Little future trip for ya kiddies: after drinking and being mouthy nerd A throws a pinch at Nerd B..Ect Officer Nerd C having already called locals for backup pulls out badge and matching handcuffs and arrests BOTH Nerd A and B Then proceeds to incarcerate them in Lou Sterrett Justice center for being "Drunk In Public" where they will spend the rest of the weekend playing hide the weenie with NON NERDS! :p

The charge of "drunk in public" is a courtesy extended to fellow players but u get uppity and you'll be slapped with so many friggin charges u wont even know what hit ya!:D

P.S. oh yeah since so many threats and counter-threats have been issued it pretty much negates much of what ya'lls lawyers can sue for...texas recently change several laws ya might wanna check. :aok
Have a Nice Day
Texas DPS :)

So if mr black shows up at the con and beats someone up, you will throw both of them into jail for the weekend?
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: midnight Target on February 13, 2004, 06:16:06 PM: Dangit! You bozo's stay out of this... This is between me and Rude, and I kick anyones bellybutton that gets in my way.....

Now the rules...

None of THIS :eek:

None of THAT :aok

and never ever try THIS :p
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: mrblack on February 13, 2004, 06:22:03 PM: Get it thru your tiny little skulls I aint gonna beat anyone up!
How many times do you have to hear this before it becomes reality in your little worlds?

LET ME SAY IT AGAIN I MRBLACK I AM NOT GOING TO BEAT UP ANYONE AT THE CON!!!!!!!!!!

And unless said police officer is a grapevine tx police officer I doubt he will be doing much anyway but placing the 9-11 call.
Jurisdiction thingy is a biotch ya know.

But thats all a moot point anyway right?

And why is that kids BECAUSE MRBLACK AINT GONNA PUNCH, KICK, HIT, PINCH ,SPIT ON OR OTHERWISE BE NASTY TO ANYONE AT THE CON!!!!!!!!
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: midnight Target on February 13, 2004, 06:25:11 PM: So, you've changed your mind then?
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: ravells on February 13, 2004, 06:33:42 PM: Another thought experiment, Mr Black?

Ravs
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Dune on February 13, 2004, 06:40:09 PM: Why are you talking about Mr. Black in the third person?

Should we see this as proof of your multiple personalities? If so, I would like to tell you, whoever you are, that when your "Mr. Black" persona takes over, he makes wild statements about beating people up and having been a sniper. Just thought you should know.

Dune, here to help, Dune
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Creamo on February 13, 2004, 06:57:04 PM: -edit-
It's be nice to mrblack week.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: ravells on February 13, 2004, 07:00:03 PM: How DO you all explain this to each other when you meet in person?

Ravs
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Creamo on February 13, 2004, 07:05:38 PM: With Kung fu knee high calf kicks? It a tornado of doom.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: mrblack on February 13, 2004, 07:50:17 PM: Quote
Originally posted by ravells
How DO you all explain this to each other when you meet in person?

Ravs

Thats the million dollar question LOL.
I plan on laughing my arse off :aok
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Creamo on February 13, 2004, 07:54:17 PM: You seem alright.

So I can't tornado High flying Kick your shins?

Farts.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: mrblack on February 13, 2004, 07:55:29 PM: Oh and creamo I ran the 220 in 22.86 in my freshman year in high school.
So im a pretty good sprinterLOL.
Stoped smoking too that should help also brought my weight down from 270 to 229 ofcourse cancer will do that LOL.

But even after the chemo I plan on keeping it off.
SO one more smart arsed remark about my over weight wife and you and I will bump heads .
You people will notice that with all the mud slinging in here I will never make a comment on ones family.
I just wont go there.

I do have some respect for you as fellow human beings you know.
May not seem like it at times LOL but I do .
This is all just fun and games with me you really should know that by now.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: mrblack on February 13, 2004, 07:57:38 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Creamo
Farts.

See you and I have something in common:rofl
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Creamo on February 13, 2004, 08:16:49 PM: Ah, you got the goof.

Thats a start.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Urchin on February 13, 2004, 10:03:31 PM: I ran the 220 in 22.86.... THIRTY YEARS AGO...

congrats man.. bet you are a real blur on the track.

BTW, I might make this next con. I had a lot of fun at the 2001 con.. I'll try to keep all my clothes on this year for the faint of heart. And yea, afaik... there was 1 punch thrown at the 2001 con. Course I just heard about it second-hand, it happened the day before I flew in.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Hooligan on February 13, 2004, 10:17:01 PM: Speaking of violence...

At the 2002 con I rubbed Rip's noggin for luck before the 2x2 duel ladder...

And I saw Urchin with his shirt off...

My psyche is irreparably scarred from both experiences and I hope never to repeat either.

Hooligan

P.S. Rip's brain-box imparts bad luck only!
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: NUKE on February 13, 2004, 10:43:34 PM: I'm gonna go to the con, stand on a table, close my eyes and scream "anyone want a shot at me?"

I will then smile really big and close my eyes tight and wait for all the huggs and kisses from all the con chicks.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: WilldCrd on February 13, 2004, 11:01:25 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Pongo
So if mr black shows up at the con and beats someone up, you will throw both of them into jail for the weekend? [/QUOT

not unless they refuse to behave at least as well as 5th graders and force me to

i really dont want to it will be my days off

Dont know for sure if its gonna be in Dallas or grand prairie yet either
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Raubvogel on February 13, 2004, 11:23:42 PM: Shut up pig
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Kanth on February 13, 2004, 11:29:42 PM: those aren't chicks.

Quote
Originally posted by NUKE
I'm gonna go to the con, stand on a table, close my eyes and scream "anyone want a shot at me?"

I will then smile really big and close my eyes tight and wait for all the huggs and kisses from all the con chicks.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on February 14, 2004, 12:29:18 AM: Quote
Originally posted by WilldCrd
Little future trip for ya kiddies: after drinking and being mouthy nerd A throws a pinch at Nerd B..Ect Officer Nerd C having already called locals for backup pulls out badge and matching handcuffs and arrests BOTH Nerd A and B Then proceeds to incarcerate them in Lou Sterrett Justice center for being "Drunk In Public" where they will spend the rest of the weekend playing hide the weenie with NON NERDS! :p

You're going to put people in jail for throwing dip around? Man, you are a dick.
-SW
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Arlo on February 14, 2004, 01:48:19 AM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
LET ME SAY IT AGAIN I MRBLACK I AM NOT GOING TO BEAT UP ANYONE AT THE CON!!!!!!!!!!

We already knew that. There's not a thing you've claimed, insinuated and/or later denied that we've bought so far. :D

"And then one night Mr Black actually SAW a real live wolf! He banged on everyone's doors and screamed, 'Wolf! Wolf!' but nobody would open their doors ... or even turn on their lights. That night the wolf had a full stomach.

Later ... at the con ... nobody even asked where Mr Black was. Nobody really expected him there. But there was a wolf. He got plastered because lots of people bought him drinks."

The end:aok
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: FUNKED1 on February 14, 2004, 02:23:50 AM: Urchin, let it all hang out baby. You certainly looked better shirtless than I would have.

The most violent thing at the 2002 Con was BERMUDA DEATH RUM!!!
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Steve on February 14, 2004, 02:25:03 AM: Mr. Black, if you wake up one morning at the con, with your pants around your ankles and several used trojan's on the bed, with your buttocks signed by most of the con attendees; then you vaguely remember me giving you a drink that tasted funny... well all of that will be true... except the drink part.. remember that, ok?
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Creamo on February 14, 2004, 05:06:22 AM: Quote
Originally posted by WilldCrd
Little future trip for ya kiddies: after drinking and being mouthy nerd A throws a pinch at Nerd B..Ect Officer Nerd C having already called locals for backup pulls out badge and matching handcuffs and arrests BOTH Nerd A and B Then proceeds to incarcerate them in Lou Sterrett Justice center for being "Drunk In Public" where they will spend the rest of the weekend playing hide the weenie with NON NERDS! :p

The charge of "drunk in public" is a courtesy extended to fellow players but u get uppity and you'll be slapped with so many friggin charges u wont even know what hit ya!:D

P.S. oh yeah since so many threats and counter-threats have been issued it pretty much negates much of what ya'lls lawyers can sue for...texas recently change several laws ya might wanna check. :aok
Have a Nice Day
Texas DPS :)

Are you drunk or just a retard?
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Engine on February 14, 2004, 05:40:08 AM: Chill man, he might arrest you. He was pretty subtle, what with the condescension and jail threats, but I still figured out that he's some sorta cop.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Creamo on February 14, 2004, 06:24:10 AM: Ohhhh, he's a cop? That explains it.

I apologize to the drunks and special need people I insulted.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Kieran on February 14, 2004, 07:37:00 AM: Mr.Black, the only way you walk away from this one without looking worse is to come right out and say something like:

'Yeah, I've been a total dick lately, totally making crap up about my pathetic, hum-drum life that apparently you all saw through immediately, and I capped it off by making threats to each and every one of you when you called me on it. My first reaction was to try to backpedal with the ol' "It was an experiment" ruse, but this too you all saw through, so once again I resorted to threats. Finally you all turned the tables on me when it came to the Con issue, and I belatedly realized I might not be able to attend the Con (not that I would have ever shown up to back up 1/10th of what I said) while making such threats, and it also occured to me I might actually meet up with any one of you on the street. This thought alone has kept me awake shaking at night, the knowledge I am totally incapable of defending myself having paralyzed me socially for so long. So, accept my apology, and understand it is I who wouldn't have the male genitalia (man, do I ever have an obsession about those! Mmm-MMM!) to back up my words face-to-face.

It's not as if this would be a revelation to the rest of the HTC crowd as it would be cathartic for you.

Edit: speiling. might hapen agin, to.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: mrblack on February 14, 2004, 08:14:04 AM: Im sorry kieran you say something?
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: mrblack on February 14, 2004, 08:17:10 AM: Oh And I will be at the con.
Keeping a very close eye on my drinks around steve:D
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Ripsnort on February 14, 2004, 08:18:36 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Hooligan
Speaking of violence...

At the 2002 con I rubbed Rip's noggin for luck before the 2x2 duel ladder...

And I saw Urchin with his shirt off...

My psyche is irreparably scarred from both experiences and I hope never to repeat either.

Hooligan

P.S. Rip's brain-box imparts bad luck only!

When I told you my wife rubs my head for good luck, I did not specify WHICH head. You simply rubbed the wrong head. :)
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: lazs2 on February 14, 2004, 09:39:11 AM: wildcard... I understand that you feel you have a job to do but...

It's still ok to sucker punch someone so long as they go right out and live through it though right?

lazs
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: mrblack on February 14, 2004, 10:02:00 AM: Not gonna touch that ! no way no how:D
Title: Black Knights says
Post by: Drunky on February 14, 2004, 10:31:54 AM: "It's only a fleshwound"
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: mrblack on February 14, 2004, 10:39:06 AM: Well now with Steve making threat of slipping me a mickey and having his way with my little virgin bung hole this has got me thinking.
If I drop my car keys should I indeed kick them to the car?
Or do I dare bend over within a mile of Steve and his posse of bunghole bandido's:aok
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2004, 01:11:29 PM: Lol Mr. Black. a virgin huh? NOT!

bunghole bandidos heheheh good one.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: WilldCrd on February 15, 2004, 04:35:48 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Raubvogel
Shut up pig

that the best u got?....pathetic:rofl
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Creamo on February 15, 2004, 04:59:58 PM: Call back up!
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Engine on February 15, 2004, 05:38:19 PM: Threaten to throw his bellybutton in jail, dude, don't take that from him!
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: loser on February 16, 2004, 07:51:57 AM: Generic obligatory post. And thanks rip!
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Airhead on February 16, 2004, 10:28:48 AM: If anybody gets beat up at the Con and needs a long walk on the beach to calm down, let me know.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: lazs2 on February 16, 2004, 10:40:22 AM: I will airhead.... after I go through his pockets.

lazs
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: WilldCrd on February 16, 2004, 09:37:26 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Airhead
If anybody gets beat up at the Con and needs a long walk on the beach to calm down, let me know.

What beach? we aint got no beaches here:confused:
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Drunky on February 17, 2004, 06:05:12 PM: Quote
Originally posted by WilldCrd
What beach? we aint got no beaches here:confused:

Obviously you need to be held and comforted. I'm sure Airhead will take you to the beach.
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Creamo on February 17, 2004, 06:08:26 PM: Ill beat up Airheads date.

(http://www.kersbergen.com/temp/julie161.jpg)
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Vermillion on February 18, 2004, 07:30:44 AM: Ahhh the memories :D

Boxboy, I knew your girlfriend was pissed at you all weekend, but I didn't know THAT happened!! LOL! Thats a classic. Remember that redhead that I brought to the con? She got her revenge on me too..... she made me marry her :p

Urchin, I hope you make it again this year. We'll have to hold a raffel to see who gets to shave your back :D Just kidding.

I haven't flown hardly at all the past 2 years, but all this talk of the Con makes the excitement start all over again. :)

Oh and never never NEVER tell Udie he can "sleep on the floor".
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Curval on February 18, 2004, 07:35:08 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Vermillion
Remember that redhead that I brought to the con? She got her revenge on me too..... she made me marry her :p

Congrats Verm....she's a hottie.

:D
Title: Con-Frontation?
Post by: Airhead on February 18, 2004, 10:11:25 AM: Quote
Originally posted by WilldCrd
What beach? we aint got no beaches here:confused:

WilldCrd, the "beach" is a state of mind...it's going back in space and time to that one true comfortable place we all once lived- nay, THRIVED- in.... Mommy's womb.

We were warm, safe, comfortable...then we were expelled, gasping for breath, kicking and screaming into a cold, uncaring world of harsh lights and harsh people.

I am offering to be Mommy's Womb for MrBlack and any others who still have issues over the way they were expelled from Mommy's Womb the first time. Using warm, wet blankets we will simulate the birthing process. First we wrap you in the blankets, then SOB and Funky bear hug the blankets until you are "born" again. (Bring a helmet)

When you are "born" again we put a fresh, clean diaper on you, give you a pacifier and treat you with the love and compassion so obviously missing the first time you were born.

We did this for MiniD at the October Minicon and it has improved his attitude 100%.
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Post by: Pongo on February 18, 2004, 10:13:32 AM: It was a beautifle thing.
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Post by: Ripsnort on February 18, 2004, 10:28:00 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Airhead
If anybody gets beat up at the Con and needs a long walk on the beach to calm down, let me know.

LMAO
This was reference to an occurance at the WB's con, where some guy was allegedly getting upskirt shots of a female WB'er.
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Post by: Vermillion on February 18, 2004, 10:29:42 AM: Thanks Curval ! :)

We hope to make the con this year, she has family in Dallas, so that makes it easier for me to talk her into us coming down.
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Post by: Udie on February 18, 2004, 10:36:17 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Vermillion
Oh and never never NEVER tell Udie he can "sleep on the floor".

what!?!?! For the life of me I can't remember what you're talking about! :D
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Post by: Vermillion on February 18, 2004, 10:39:06 AM: heheheh Udie, I think that night (after the drinking, during the sleeping in the chair and the frigid temps and the hangover portion of the next day) still ranks in the "Top 5 most miserable days of my life". LOL!
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Post by: Ripsnort on February 18, 2004, 10:43:01 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Vermillion

Oh and never never NEVER tell Udie he can "sleep on the floor".

Also, never give him a key to the room...he likes to invite friends over in the wee hours of the morning...:( :D
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Post by: Wanker on February 18, 2004, 10:43:06 AM: I just wonder if Loser's going to bring his girlfriend again. She was kind of hot.
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Post by: Udie on February 18, 2004, 10:50:32 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Vermillion
heheheh Udie, I think that night (after the drinking, during the sleeping in the chair and the frigid temps and the hangover portion of the next day) still ranks in the "Top 5 most miserable days of my life". LOL!

Verm, well I really am sorry about that! Like I said that morning, you should have kicked me in the back of the head! :D

Rip, hey maaan! I want to see you try and stop a brit and a Bermudian intent on waking up their CO at 3 am! It went something like this.

Swoop - Right! Ok then chaps, what say let's go wake up the ole CO and see what the banana's up to at 3 am.

Curval - Yeah!

Udie - hey guys I don't think that's such a good idea. Rip's a really nice guy and needs his sleep. I don't think he would like it very much if we were mean to him. It's just not a nice thing to do.

Swoop - Shut up ya bloke and give me the key.

Curval - Yeah!

Udie - Ok, this should be fun :D
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Post by: Ripsnort on February 18, 2004, 10:57:29 AM: You interrupted a dream where I was riding Urchin like a horse down the con room floor...he was wearing MY boxer shorts...
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Post by: Dowding on February 18, 2004, 11:01:06 AM: lol Udie

I've heard Swoop on AHVoice and there ain't no way he'd use the words 'what say' in a sentence like that. He might say 'chaps', but so would anyone describing StSanta's appearance.

;)
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Post by: Udie on February 18, 2004, 12:08:52 PM: hehe sorry dowding :D Actually, Swoop was quite surprised when I correctly called out his Cochney accent :)
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Post by: Vermillion on February 18, 2004, 12:13:16 PM: No problem Udie :)

It was Edberts fault for turning the thermostat down to 60 degrees F, and my own stupid fault for going out drinking till 3:00AM and making myself sick with a hangover for a day and a half.

I still had a good time though hehehe
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Post by: slimm50 on February 18, 2004, 12:22:26 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
I have not nor will I ever raise my hand In anger towards another human being that was not trying to harm me.

I don't think my way of thinking is wrong and therefore will stick to it.
All Im saying Is who among you mallett heads will have the eggs to talk watermelon to my face within inches i might add.

I have said nothing about any bodily contact what so ever.
Your imaginations are running wild again boys.

Th boy thinks alot of himself, don't he. Mr B, you might get yer feelins hurt if you knew just how seldom people thought of you at all.
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Post by: slimm50 on February 18, 2004, 12:24:21 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
Okay, I'll fess up.

I hit Funked with an ugly stick, but it didn't have any effect....:D

Not on Funked, anyway. But I heard it ruined the stick.:D
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Post by: Dowding on February 19, 2004, 02:59:02 AM: He does sounnd like a Cockney, but then I'm a Northerner so all those Southern types sound the same. :D
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Post by: lazs2 on February 19, 2004, 08:33:34 AM: aren't the northerners the ones the Scotts used to beat up all the time?

lazs
Title: Do Not Fear the Midget...The Midget is Your Friend...The Midget is Cute and Fund
Post by: Drunky on February 20, 2004, 09:55:09 PM: I'm going to the Con this year dressed as a midget.

BAM!!1 I say. BAM!!1 says the midget.

Yeah...that's the stuff.

Hey copper...I bet you squeal like a pig when you're without your badge and scared by the fleshless deriding laughter of those you sought to subdue. We don't need no sticking badges. You are not cute nor fund.

Hehehehe...the midget told me it was true.
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Post by: mrblack on February 20, 2004, 10:03:12 PM: Quote
Originally posted by slimm50
Th boy thinks alot of himself, don't he. Mr B, you might get yer feelins hurt if you knew just how seldom people thought of you at all.

Im sorry who are you again?
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Post by: WilldCrd on February 20, 2004, 10:23:50 PM: :rofl u guys really crack me up! Cant wait to see what antics ya'll pull at the con its gonna be fun LOL
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Post by: Airhead on February 20, 2004, 10:43:39 PM: WilldCrd if you think threat of arrest will keep us from our drunken debauchery and fist fighting then you have another think coming fella. We are going to brawl and then we're all going to play Naked Mazzola Twister as we all make friends again... it's a Texas tradition.

And when I spin the spinner and say "left foot red" you DAMN sure better put your left foot on the red spot Bubba. Failure to comply and MrBlack will kick yer arse.
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Post by: mrblack on February 21, 2004, 02:00:16 AM: Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
Threatening to send people running for cover? This from a guy who posts pictures of his rifles and claims to be a sniper? Leaving the fate of those who don't run for cover up to our imaginations?

OH daddy come save me I have shot off my big mouth and got someone angry with little old me.
HELP.:rofl
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Post by: Arlo on February 21, 2004, 02:04:00 AM: Don't confuse anger with ridicule. :D
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Post by: mrblack on February 21, 2004, 02:05:24 AM: dont confuse a big mouth behind the keyboard with the ability to back it up:aok
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Post by: Arlo on February 21, 2004, 02:12:28 AM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
dont confuse a big mouth behind the keyboard with the ability to back it up:aok

Shaddup, Gomer. You ain't gonna do nuthin. You ain't even gonna show. :rolleyes:
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Post by: mrblack on February 21, 2004, 02:13:59 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Arlo
Shaddup, Gomer. You ain't gonna do nuthin. You ain't even gonna show. :rolleyes:

dont confuse a big mouth behind the keyboard with the ability to back it up:aok
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Post by: Arlo on February 21, 2004, 02:15:49 AM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
dont confuse a big mouth behind the keyboard with the ability to back it up:aok

I'm not the one wantin' to kick everyone's arse at the con because they're all too smart to believe my bs. :D
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Post by: mrblack on February 21, 2004, 02:18:38 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Arlo
I'm not the one wantin' to kick everyone's arse at the con because they're all to smart to believe my bs. :D

Not everyone LOL see ya there:aok
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Post by: Arlo on February 21, 2004, 02:22:11 AM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
Not everyone LOL see ya there:aok

:lol
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Post by: Pongo on February 21, 2004, 03:14:27 AM: My mrblack threatometer is dinging like an alarm clock
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Post by: -tronski- on February 21, 2004, 03:38:54 AM: Dear oh dear....

looks like the old "holding all night while was selfishly having a good time at the con" stuff again to me....

:p

Tronsky
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Post by: Vulcan on February 21, 2004, 03:44:11 PM: Quote
Originally posted by slimm50
Th boy thinks alot of himself, don't he. Mr B, you might get yer feelins hurt if you knew just how seldom people thought of you at all.

Or how seldom we think about his (imaginery) girlfriend ;)
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Post by: FUNKED1 on February 21, 2004, 04:04:30 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
OH daddy come save me I have shot off my big mouth and got someone angry with little old me.
HELP.:rofl

We already discussed this. I asked you directly, and you stated that you did not intend to harm anyone at the Con. That closed the matter as far as I was concerned. Why bring it up again? Why would I need any help if you are not threatening the safety of Con attendees?
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Post by: Airhead on February 21, 2004, 04:40:34 PM: Hey Funked, I thought you were meeting us at the Hornet? Man dude, now I hope MrBlack kicks your 15 year old, pimply faced skinny butt.
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Post by: lazs2 on February 21, 2004, 05:31:24 PM: mr black might get a little shock when he meets funked eh?

lazs
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Post by: FUNKED1 on February 21, 2004, 05:36:52 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Airhead
Hey Funked, I thought you were meeting us at the Hornet? Man dude, now I hope MrBlack kicks your 15 year old, pimply faced skinny butt.

I'm sorry, I overslept, I suck.
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Post by: FUNKED1 on February 21, 2004, 05:40:10 PM: Quote
Originally posted by lazs2
mr black might get a little shock when he meets funked eh?

lazs

I dunno, Mrblack looks like a big dude too. He could join the AH offensive line with Sling, Pei, SOB, and me. :)

And SOB is definitely the center on that line. Bending over in front of other men just comes natural to him.
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Post by: lazs2 on February 21, 2004, 05:44:42 PM: don't be a wuss funked... once I club him down you should be able to put the boot to him easy enough... nothing to it.

lazs
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Post by: NUTTZ on February 21, 2004, 06:52:49 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
I am not calling any one out.

I am simply saying who among you has the eggs to run your mouths in person like you do behind a keyboard?

I ask a question and I get nerds running around like ants. LOL:rofl

I will be at the con to have a good time .
And any of you that are there and feel the need to run your mouths to me in person please feel free to do so.
I am just saying that between all of you i bet you cant come up with one good testicle.

I have the eggs to back up anything i say on this board. And yes I do have one good testicle, the other ones in a land fill in New Jersey.

NUTTZ
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Post by: NUTTZ on February 21, 2004, 06:58:03 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
When I told you my wife rubs my head for good luck, I did not specify WHICH head. You simply rubbed the wrong head. :)

You mean the "other" head has hair??

NUTTZ
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Post by: FUNKED1 on February 21, 2004, 07:19:07 PM: Quote
Originally posted by lazs2
don't be a wuss funked... once I club him down you should be able to put the boot to him easy enough... nothing to it.

lazs

There will be no booting or clubbing. But I appreciate that you have my back. :)
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Post by: Urchin on February 21, 2004, 07:58:24 PM: Dunno... I'd be scared to meet any of the AH O Line in a dark alley.... not to mention all of them. Thats a lot of guy. A LOT of guy. All that'd be left of the guy on the bottom of that pig-pile would be a red smear on the ground... over in China.
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Post by: Vulcan on February 21, 2004, 08:41:09 PM: Just don't bruise Funked's sweet boyish face ok, I don't like my womin lookin all beated up.
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Post by: lazs2 on February 22, 2004, 11:42:50 AM: yeah... ol blackie will be at the con "having a good time" scowling in the corner with arms protectively encircling his beer.

ok funked... no clubbing or putting the boot to anyone... how bout you distract him and I will spike his beer with laxative... it could be argued that it would be an improvement?

lazs
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Post by: culero on February 22, 2004, 11:52:21 AM: Quote
Originally posted by NUTTZ
I have the eggs to back up anything i say on this board. And yes I do have one good testicle, the other ones in a land fill in New Jersey.

NUTTZ

Then take the "Z" off yer handle, its false advertising! :p

culero (that you, Dave? Long time no see! :) )
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Post by: Steve on February 22, 2004, 12:36:39 PM: Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an prettythanghole.
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Post by: Leslie on February 22, 2004, 01:57:15 PM: No one knows that better than Steve.:D

Les
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Post by: NUTTZ on February 22, 2004, 01:57:34 PM: Quote
Originally posted by culero
Then take the "Z" off yer handle, its false advertising! :p

culero (that you, Dave? Long time no see! :) )

Yes, that be me.

How ya been???? Ya' ol' sheepshagger!!!:)

NUTTZ