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Title: Fatty of FDB's a request
Post by: duffus on June 27, 2001, 01:36:00 PM

I would love to join the FDB's. I weigh 240, I drink like a fish, My 1st and 2nd wife called me Bastard as a term of endearment. But most importantly as a sim pilot I really really suck. ANd sorry for the HO nthe other night, it's the only way I can hit anything when I'm sober.  :D

Title: Fatty of FDB's a request
Post by: AKDejaVu on June 27, 2001, 01:39:00 PM

Did he just apologize for a HO?

Hmmmmm... FDB material no.  FDP... maybe.

 :D

AKDejaVu

Title: Fatty of FDB's a request
Post by: duffus on June 27, 2001, 01:46:00 PM

Just a phony apology. When I get an HO I celebrate with a cold one.  ;)

Title: Fatty of FDB's a request
Post by: mason22 on June 27, 2001, 02:40:00 PM

hmmm...


 Fighter Bomber Attack Vehicle/Boat Total
Kills 173 2 0 36 211
Assists 73 0 0 7 80
Sorties 319 14 3 104 440
Landed 72 4 0 24 100
Bailed 31 0 0 0 31
Ditched 15 2 0 27 44
Captured 28 0 0 5 33
Death 171 6 3 47 227
Disco 2


gonna have to work on that  :D

Title: Fatty of FDB's a request
Post by: mason22 on June 27, 2001, 02:42:00 PM

oh yah...<belch>...must fill out application...<licks wing sauce from fingers>...here ya go:
 http://fdb.50megs.com/enlist.html (http://fdb.50megs.com/enlist.html)

Title: Fatty of FDB's a request
Post by: milnko on June 27, 2001, 02:50:00 PM

I believe I made HONORARY FDB status, and it's kept me outta the finer Colleges and Resturants.

Title: Fatty of FDB's a request
Post by: AKSWulfe on June 27, 2001, 02:57:00 PM

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[ 06-27-2001: Message edited by: SWulfe ]

Title: Fatty of FDB's a request
Post by: Westy MOL on June 27, 2001, 03:38:00 PM

Ok frat boy. How many chutes have you shot down??

  Westy

 *not that I'd know what was on any FDB anti-aptitude test. But this was is an obvious "gimme"  ;)

Title: Fatty of FDB's a request
Post by: AKDejaVu on June 27, 2001, 03:42:00 PM

Quote

Just a phony apology. When I get an HO I celebrate with a cold one.

Excellent reply.  You can obviously think on your feet.  The question is.. can you think while laying near comatose in a puddle at the foot of a barstool?  An FDP must, as a minimum, be able to coherantly justify the pros for wetting himself in that condition.

AKDejaVu

Title: Fatty of FDB's a request
Post by: duffus on June 27, 2001, 04:00:00 PM

are you kidding my whole cockpit is lined with depends  :D

Title: Fatty of FDB's a request
Post by: SOB on June 27, 2001, 04:05:00 PM

Blaaargghhh <belch!> uh ah went pee pee <burp> <snore..........>

No fair Dejavu, that was a trick question.  Coherantly?  It is the responsibility of an FDB's squad mates to belligerently explain why one is laying, passed out and snoring, in a puddle of one's own piss.  Then, it's their duty to do something incriminating to him, like applying makeup to his face, and to get pictures.


SOB

[ 06-27-2001: Message edited by: SOB ]

Title: Fatty of FDB's a request
Post by: duffus on June 27, 2001, 04:07:00 PM

Incidently I never shoot chutes..... I carry rockets for that.  :rolleyes:

Title: Fatty of FDB's a request
Post by: AKSWulfe on June 27, 2001, 04:08:00 PM

So... if you manage to bomb a chute in mid air and get film of that...

What do you get?
-SW

Title: Fatty of FDB's a request
Post by: duffus on June 27, 2001, 04:16:00 PM

What do I get....ELATED.

Title: Fatty of FDB's a request
Post by: AKSWulfe on June 27, 2001, 04:18:00 PM

Inebriated for free?
-SW

Title: Fatty of FDB's a request
Post by: Hangtime on June 27, 2001, 04:38:00 PM

Hmmm..first of all; we never 'pass out'. We pass the bong, the cue chalk, the women, even the sheep.. but never 'out'. We have however, refined the art of getting sleep anywhere or any time the circumstances permit, or the need becomes imperative. (I slept thru the entire Ford Administration)

And second, that was NOT pee.

 :D

Title: Fatty of FDB's a request
Post by: Fatty on June 27, 2001, 04:51:00 PM

Hrm, we're going to have to drink a lot of beers while we think this one over.   I'll get back to you when I run out.

Title: Fatty of FDB's a request
Post by: sling322 on June 27, 2001, 05:58:00 PM

Wow...this guy bails almost as much as Hangtime and we barely let his sorry bellybutton in.

Gonna have to work on the bailing stuff dude.  What kinda man bails out as his plane is plummeting toward the ground in a flaming smoking hulk?  Ride 'er all the way in, baby!

And we get to lock you in the toolshed with Fatty's mom for an hour.  Think you can handle all that?

Title: Fatty of FDB's a request
Post by: mrfish on June 27, 2001, 06:09:00 PM

'Just a phony apology. When I get an HO I celebrate with a cold one. '

wow a phony apology. guys, this may be the one the prophets spoke of in sacred fdb text's of yor:

" one shall come from the east in a cloud of alimony. his h/o shall be true though his  apologies shall be false and accompanied with flatulence. woe to the man that witnesseth his awesome girth."

hmmmmm...he may have my vote. you can drink like a fish but can you drink like -the- fish.

 :D

Title: Fatty of FDB's a request
Post by: duffus on June 27, 2001, 08:36:00 PM

I only bail when assassins are around so I can moon em on the way down.

Title: Fatty of FDB's a request
Post by: sassy sally on June 28, 2001, 07:46:00 AM

the mooning got my vote  :D  studly u prefer perminent ink or washable ink  :cool:    Sassy Sally of the FDBs

Title: Fatty of FDB's a request
Post by: AKDejaVu on June 28, 2001, 10:12:00 AM

This mooning coment is strange.  Are you saying the FDPs fly with pants on now?

AKDejaVu

Title: Fatty of FDB's a request
Post by: Fatty on June 28, 2001, 11:30:00 AM

Only since you AKs started hanging around with those wierd looks on your faces.

Title: Fatty of FDB's a request
Post by: Wlfgng on June 28, 2001, 11:49:00 AM

FDB's I think you should let him in on the Assassin comment alone !

It gives me a big ol' target to shoot at while he's on his way down  :)

Title: Fatty of FDB's a request
Post by: AKDejaVu on June 28, 2001, 01:42:00 PM

Fatty, that look is commonly reffered to as a "gag".  You may want to look up the definition of that word since I don't think is in the FDP vocabulary... or at least that's what I've heard.

AKDejaVu

Title: Fatty of FDB's a request
Post by: Hangtime on June 28, 2001, 05:14:00 PM

No Deja... here's what's in the FDB pictionary under 'Gag'

 (http://boundex.com/img35.gif)

It also has yer name next to it. And is that the sound of you dropping yer keys again?

 :D

Title: Fatty of FDB's a request
Post by: Pongo on June 28, 2001, 05:29:00 PM

A quick scan of the stats for the fat drunk bimbos shows that the real test to be one is to be killed by chutes while getting no chute kills yourself.
take a look...
I found 6 or more kills by chutes but couldnt find a single kill of a chute.
Creamo how did you get killed by a chute in a Ju88? staffing them with the nose gun?