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Title: confession
Post by: AKcurly on February 13, 2004, 09:22:01 AM

An elderly man walks into a confessional.  The following conversation ensues:

"I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking.  We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times."

Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"

Man: "What sins?"

Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"

Man: "I'm Jewish."

Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"

Man: "I'm telling everybody."

Title: confession
Post by: Saintaw on February 13, 2004, 09:27:33 AM

LMAO :lol

Title: confession
Post by: WilldCrd on February 13, 2004, 10:14:21 AM

:rofl