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Title: Possibly the Biggest Bruiser Ever - Photo
Post by: Kommandant on February 20, 2004, 11:10:43 PM: Possibly the Biggest Bruise ever

(http://content.collegehumor.com/img/1/1_multipart_xf8ff_2_nasty.w492.jpg)
Title: Possibly the Biggest Bruiser Ever - Photo
Post by: LWACE on February 20, 2004, 11:20:14 PM: ah damn! now thats gotta hurt!
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Post by: Sox62 on February 20, 2004, 11:24:20 PM: That looks EXACTLY like the one I received the first time I rollerbladed.
Title: Possibly the Biggest Bruiser Ever - Photo
Post by: Kommandant on February 20, 2004, 11:42:23 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Sox62
That looks EXACTLY like the one I received the first time I rollerbladed.

Yeah it said this guy got it Sleddin, diddn't say where
Title: Possibly the Biggest Bruiser Ever - Photo
Post by: mrblack on February 20, 2004, 11:46:10 PM: Why you looking at pictures of mens BUTTS:rofl
Title: Possibly the Biggest Bruiser Ever - Photo
Post by: rpm on February 21, 2004, 12:06:33 AM: I'm not going to say it....
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Post by: Delirium on February 21, 2004, 07:41:55 AM: Thats nothing... we had a patient that was on blood thinners that got ejected from a mini-van.

Worse thing I've ever seen from someone who lived.
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Post by: Curval on February 21, 2004, 08:48:31 AM: The back of my legs looked just like that after an ex-girlfriend drove us off a cliff in a golf cart once. My right leg also had a split in the skin in the middle of the bruise...it was a "pinch" wound...which hurt like heck.
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Post by: Stoned Gecko on February 21, 2004, 03:56:23 PM: OUCH!!!! :eek:
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Post by: FUNKED1 on February 21, 2004, 04:03:11 PM: Damn, was hoping this would be pr0n.
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Post by: vorticon on February 21, 2004, 05:03:36 PM: *shrug* bruises are nasty but theres nothing like a 15 year old loosing his finger to a table saw :( (didnt happen to me of course...i stick to welding...most thats happened is a few minor burns)
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Post by: Octavius on February 21, 2004, 05:24:31 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Curval
The back of my legs looked just like that after an ex-girlfriend drove us off a cliff in a golf cart once.

ROFL!! What did you say to get her to do that?! :D
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Post by: lazs2 on February 22, 2004, 11:49:33 AM: welding? welll... you are a useful little guy after all vort... you are welcome at my house anytime.

lazs
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Post by: Hajo on February 22, 2004, 01:53:54 PM: Curval LOL girlfriend drove golfcart off a cliff??? LOLOLOL

Question.....is she in anyway related to Super Dave?

:rofl
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Post by: weaselsan on February 22, 2004, 02:02:34 PM: I take blood thinners...Hell I can get one of those with a hula hoop........:D
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Post by: midnight Target on February 22, 2004, 04:12:22 PM: I wonder if this guy has any repressed memories?
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Post by: Curval on February 23, 2004, 09:17:58 AM: Okay...a synopsis of what happened visa vis the golf cart accident.

Eight of us were playing in two groups of four.

We were all drinking heavily.

On the 18th hole the front group (mine) got held up by a group in front and so our second group were all standing on the tee waiting to hit.

I hit a good long straight one. After everyone had hit we decided to have an impromptu cart race. My girlfriend made some nifty moves and managed to get our cart in the lead. She was speeding down the middle of the fairway when she noticed that the other carts were turning left heading for the cart path. I told her "No...we will slow down..my ball is in the middle of the fairway...keep going straight."

I should have known better. About halfway down the fairway a road crossed the 18th fairway. The road was on a steep downhill and therefore there was quite a drop from the fairway down to the road. There were no fenses, no signs that there was a road there and you could not see it as the fairway actually was uphill at that point, perpendicular to the road. We crested the hill and lo and behold there was a cliff (maybe 15 feet high).

My girlfriend paniced and her foot never left the gas pedal, which was depressed all the way at full speed.

We careened down the smal slope leading to the edge of the cliff and then off we went. I was trying to reach over with my left leg to hit the brake and as a result my backside was not on the seat. When we hit the road I was forced down onto the seat. I was wearing shorts and the backside of my leg was pinched as the PVC seat caused a roll of skin to bunch up on the back of my legs.

The cart bounced once..broke the axil and then flipped on its left side. My girlfriend was forced down under the steering wheel and I kind of fell on top of her.

She was ok...bashed her knees on the front of the cart.

The back of my right leg was bleeding as the skin had broken when it was pinched...the left leg just hurt alot.

Two days later the back of my legs looked much like the pic above from the bottom of my butt all the way past my knees.
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Post by: gofaster on February 23, 2004, 09:27:42 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Sox62
That looks EXACTLY like the one I received the first time I rollerbladed.

Same here. I can rollerblade on a level surface just fine, but downhill sidewalks like, say, those found at sports stadiums can leave a wicked bruise on the glutes.
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Post by: Sox62 on February 23, 2004, 11:06:13 AM: LOL!!! That's exactly what happened to me.Was doing ok on a nice level surface and came to my first downhill....