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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: culero on February 22, 2004, 11:39:56 AM

Title: LAW or L.A.W.?
Post by: culero on February 22, 2004, 11:39:56 AM: It makes a difference. Seeing these guys, I've always assumed they were either cops, wannabe's, or cop fans. I've seen in a couple of the current threads where people posted cartoons of cops and remarks that suggest I wasn't alone.

Well, check out the "LAW Squadron" website, whose URL is in Kommandant's sig line.

Turns out LAW means Lorna's Air Wing. Lorna is identified as Lorna Morgan, who these guys describe as their "fabulous mascot".

Their mascot has a website, the URL is posted there.

Its a pr0n site :)

Lorna is an un-naturally endowed gal who seems to have figured out there's a market out there of d00ds who are fascinated by assets like she has hanging. Check it out, its pretty funny. There's even a FAQ that will answer any adolescent's questions about big breasts, LOL :lol

I feel kinda bad because when I read the rape post, it just didn't seem "right" to me - the obvious thing being that rape victims pretty much universally don't want public attention. Seeing what these guys have dedicated their AH squadron to, along with how the story was written, and having my doubts, I went to another board where me and my buddies hang out and asked if it was just me that smelled something fishy here.

Well, that provoked somebody else to come make a challenge I hadn't wanted to make, just in case this was the truth. The nature of the responses has pretty much convinced me I shouldn't have worried about that ;)

Anyway, bottom line, I feel kinda responsible for provoking the argument, and kinda bad about that because I really think what we're dealing with here is a LAW Squadron made up of kids. I mean, come on guys. What kinda grown men are gonna dedicate an AH squad to the likes of Lorna Morgan? :D

Ya'll quit pickin' on the kids, it ain't fair, ya bullies!

culero
Title: LAW or L.A.W.?
Post by: Monk on February 22, 2004, 11:42:25 AM: Lorna?.........That's the "Black Sniper's" wannabe girlfriend.

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=106700&highlight=mrblack+girlfriend
Title: LAW or L.A.W.?
Post by: lazs2 on February 22, 2004, 11:46:29 AM: told ya... the squad was formed by voss while he was recovering from his scorpion bite or... brain cancer or... the 109 test flight crash or.. when he had to ditch in the gulf war after shooting down 6 ey rab planes. the lure of voss as a leader and the hooters was just too much of a lure for some personality types.

lazs
Title: LAW or L.A.W.?
Post by: Mini D on February 22, 2004, 11:49:56 AM: Yes, it's true. The squad was started by a guy pretending to be two different people, who insists that he loves his wife, yet regrets being married while claiming to be having an affair with a porn star and telling lies about his military service and his "raped" girlfriend.

I almost think it's a test to see how much BS can be dished out before skuzzy pulls the trigger.

MiniD
Title: LAW or L.A.W.?
Post by: Arlo on February 22, 2004, 11:50:20 AM: Well .... hell. Can't make fun o' tards ... or kids ... or inbred rednecks or pathological liars. You take all the fun outa sittin' on our arses and loggin' onto the internet when we're bored, bro. :D
Title: LAW or L.A.W.?
Post by: culero on February 22, 2004, 11:56:03 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Arlo
Well .... hell. Can't make fun o' tards ... or kids ... or inbred rednecks or pathological liars. You take all the fun outa sittin' on our arses and loggin' onto the internet when we're bored, bro. :D

Have some pride, pick on somebody yer own size! (Mentally or otherwise ;) )

culero
Title: LAW or L.A.W.?
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on February 22, 2004, 12:00:24 PM: Quote
Originally posted by culero
Have some pride, pick on somebody yer own size! (Mentally)

Why the **** am I always getting excluded from everything?
-SW
Title: LAW or L.A.W.?
Post by: FUNKED1 on February 22, 2004, 02:11:26 PM: (http://www.jollydwarf.com/Web_Images/gallery/Girls/girl21.jpg)
Don't worry SW, I found somebody you can pick on.
Title: LAW or L.A.W.?
Post by: weaselsan on February 22, 2004, 02:11:33 PM: Arlo....where did you get that silly looking outfit?
Title: LAW or L.A.W.?
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on February 22, 2004, 02:16:55 PM: **** you Funked, I am a whole 40 IQ points behind Beatlejuice.
-SW
Title: LAW or L.A.W.?
Post by: Bodhi on February 22, 2004, 02:28:46 PM: Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
(http://www.jollydwarf.com/Web_Images/gallery/Girls/girl21.jpg)
Don't worry SW, I found somebody you can pick on.

Is that Mr. Black?
Title: LAW or L.A.W.?
Post by: Arlo on February 22, 2004, 02:38:35 PM: Quote
Originally posted by weaselsan
Arlo....where did you get that silly looking outfit?

It was a present. Gotta wear it in front of those who gave it to ya. :p
Title: LAW or L.A.W.?
Post by: mrblack on February 22, 2004, 02:45:46 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Monk
Lorna?.........That's the "Black Sniper's" wannabe girlfriend.

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=106700&highlight=mrblack+girlfriend

LOL just an example how I made an Arse out of you all LOL.
Title: LAW or L.A.W.?
Post by: Arlo on February 22, 2004, 02:55:09 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
LOL just an example how I made an Arse out of you all LOL.

Interesting bizarrotheory, BizarroRambo. :lol
Title: LAW or L.A.W.?
Post by: mrblack on February 22, 2004, 02:57:42 PM: With every bit of text you all further amuse me beyond beliefe LOL.
Title: LAW or L.A.W.?
Post by: Bodhi on February 22, 2004, 03:01:05 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
With every bit of text you all further amuse me beyond beliefe LOL.

Ya know MB, I used to feel sorry for you... now I just laugh....

So.... now u gonna kick my arse too in October?????

Can't wait....

:rolleyes:
Title: LAW or L.A.W.?
Post by: Arlo on February 22, 2004, 03:01:08 PM: That is ... until you go through another mood swing. :aok
Title: LAW or L.A.W.?
Post by: mrblack on February 22, 2004, 03:01:57 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Bodhi
Ya know MB, I used to feel sorry for you... now I just laugh....

So.... now u gonna kick my arse too in October?????

Can't wait....

:rolleyes:

No just laugh at you and the rest of you morons LOL.
Title: LAW or L.A.W.?
Post by: weaselsan on February 22, 2004, 03:03:08 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
With every bit of text you all further amuse me beyond beliefe LOL.

Err...I believe there's only 2 e's in belief.....
Title: LAW or L.A.W.?
Post by: Vulcan on February 22, 2004, 04:11:33 PM: Ever notice how all the "LAW"s have the same spelling patterns?
Title: LAW or L.A.W.?
Post by: Kieran on February 22, 2004, 04:23:52 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Vulcan
Ever notice how all the "LAW"s have the same spelling patterns?

Yes, yes I have. Also the same speaking and grammatical patterns, too. For this reason the "squad" shouldn't be called "L.A.W."... it should be called "F.L.A.W.". :D
Title: LAW or L.A.W.?
Post by: Dowding on February 23, 2004, 04:20:59 AM: I think you are right Culero. The first thing I thought on reading the title of that rape thread was "WTF is he naming her on an internet BBS?", but I didn't say anything in case it was true.

I hate soap operas, but this one has got me hooked.
Title: LAW or L.A.W.?
Post by: Saintaw on February 23, 2004, 05:04:27 AM: Could someone here who works at the DOD please send mrblack where he longs to belong? I hear they are short of PADI divars in Haiti right now. Maybe they will listen to you/care over there.