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Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: mrblack on February 22, 2004, 06:06:35 PM
Ok Here goes people I have had fun yanking you chains but I feel I owe you the truth so here goes.

Borne Dallas Tx 1957
Moved littleton Colo. 1962.
 military service 1976-1980 Us Army.
Mos 11B 64C and back in my day I was called designated marksman or for lake of better words Sniper.

To use the modern Armies MOS it would be Bravo-4
Ir was not uncommon in the 70s for a dude that shoot well to be the company" shooter"

I was stationed at Ft Carson Colo.
With the 4th mech INF.

I pent time TDY at other bases including Ft Benning and Ft Bragg.
Ft StewertAnd Ft OrdAs well as Ft Leornardwood.

I was released from the Army following a knee injurie Wich I got In phase three Of Ranger school.

Yeah thats right I flunked out.

I located to Garland Tx where my mother had moved .
I found work as a truck driver and did that for about 10 years
I was also an owner operator but Ir got way out of hand and had to sell out.

Worked as a motorcycle mech off and on for most of my adult life.

Then I Found I wanted to help people so I enrolled in EMT school at methodist medical center in Dall.
Thats was in 1992.
Worked as an EMT for about 8 years for companys like central American and rural -metro ambulance.

Got burned out as a lot of people do in that buissness.
Went back to working In motorcycle shops and started playing in the markets abit.

Well by blind luck I made some money and Here I am today 46 and set for life.

Now Being as I am very close to where the CON will be held
I will be more than willing to hold a BBQ at my place and I can at that time show you some pretty cool stuff.

My loves have always been Moto-cross wich I can no longer due
because Of to many head injurys and kness and so on LOL.

Now I just sit around and srew with you fellas as you do me LOL.

I am also a very good drummer but no longer own a kit.
Been playing guitar for a couple of years and I suc but I enjoy It anyway.

To me Stevie Ray Vaughan was God And He Is missed by me.

So there Hate me all you want but thats about all there is to me.
I feel I have opened my self up more than I should have .
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: senna on February 22, 2004, 06:18:47 PM
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My loves have always been Moto-cross wich I can no longer due
because Of to many head injurys and kness and so on LOL.


I hear ya mrblack. Injuries suck.

:(
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: mrblack on February 22, 2004, 06:22:45 PM
Yeah knowing I can never ever do the sport I have done Since I was 8 I s killing me.

But my last tumble cost me 4 broken ribs and an almost torn aorta.
That put the fear of God into me.
Been thinking of trials Lokking at some bikes..
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: Airhead on February 22, 2004, 06:36:56 PM
OK, now it's my turn-

Hello everybody, my name is Airhead and I am a Libra. I am over six feet tall and weigh a hundred and ninety-two pounds. I have soft brown eyes, my hair is graying which makes me appear distinguished, and I have the boyish good looks of a much younger man.

My favorite color is blue and my favorite turn ons are candlelit dinners, gentle messages and long walks on the beach when I need to be calmed down.

Biggest turnoffs are cigarette smokers, fat Texans and pathological liars.

I'm interested in being friends first, perhaps more later if I feel comfortable and safe with you.

OK, who's next? :D
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: Shane on February 22, 2004, 06:41:05 PM
I'm me.

you're all slobberdonkeys.
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: Capt. Pork on February 22, 2004, 06:47:47 PM
Just need one thing cleared up:

What would qualify as 'messing with Texas'?
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: senna on February 22, 2004, 06:48:02 PM
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Originally posted by mrblack
Yeah knowing I can never ever do the sport I have done Since I was 8 I s killing me.

But my last tumble cost me 4 broken ribs and an almost torn aorta.
That put the fear of God into me.
Been thinking of trials Lokking at some bikes..


Jeeze mrblack, how about some peacfull trail riding where people aint trying to run you off or into some mound. LOL, talk about eating the dirt.

:aok :D
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: Holden McGroin on February 22, 2004, 06:58:19 PM
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Originally posted by Airhead
OK, who's next? :D


As I am preparing for another experiment in the accelerator, I cannot take too much time, but let me tell you a little about myself.

In a past life I was Shirley McClain.  You may think that it would be impossible to live a past life as someone who is still alive, but only if you think of time as a linear dimension instead of it’s true manifestation.  I was the childhood spiritual teacher of Tenzin Gyatso, now known as the 14th Dali Lama, and then moved to Shelby, North Carolina to instruct an adolescent Earl Scruggs as to proper three-finger banjo picking techniques.  

When I was in West Virginia, I gave a first flight in my Jenny to a youth who hung around at the hayfield.  Chuck grew up to love aviation and eventually flew a rocket propelled aircraft past the speed of sound.  While there I schooled a young Jerry West in the art of the jump shot.

I am sure a few more memories will appear, but I must be back to the accelerator.
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: hawker238 on February 22, 2004, 07:06:15 PM
It was a pretty decent attempt actually Mr. Black, but people are good at ruining things.
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: Steve on February 22, 2004, 07:06:35 PM
Airhead, would you like to have dinner together?

Edit:  Things just haven't been the same since Shawk made off w/ Beverly's head.
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: Mini D on February 22, 2004, 07:09:12 PM
Lies lies and more lies
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: Holden McGroin on February 22, 2004, 07:15:23 PM
Okay, I stretched the Dali Lama part...  I was just his Caddie... magnificent sight, the Dali Lama... the flowing robes...big hitter
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: hawker238 on February 22, 2004, 07:19:04 PM
Boo this thread!
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: Holden McGroin on February 22, 2004, 07:23:49 PM
Hawker238, you're not any fun at all....

[Foghorn Leghorn Voice] It's a joke son, I made a funny[/Foghorn Leghorn Voice]
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: senna on February 22, 2004, 07:27:43 PM
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Been thinking of trials Lokking at some bikes..


Yeah I was looking at the Yamaha 250F, 450Fs. But I've got to decide between a truck or a bike, sigh. I hope you get your health up to specs so you can enjoy tromping over the competition again. Or at least out timing them in the time trials.

:D
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: hawker238 on February 22, 2004, 07:28:20 PM
I know Holden, its just been way funnier than this, and thusly my standards have risen.


[Homer Voice] I demand satisfaction! [/Homer Voice]
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: Holden McGroin on February 22, 2004, 07:51:36 PM
Hawker won't let me be funny anymore, so I add this to the thread.  Yamaha doesn't make trials bikes....

Go Beta...(http://www.betamotor.com/media/trial/rev3_foto1.jpg)
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: mrblack on February 22, 2004, 07:59:02 PM
Yeah I looked at the beta .
I also like the montesa cause its really a honda LOL
good and reliable.
also I like the gas gas very light.
But I need something to hold up under my fat arse.
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: mrblack on February 22, 2004, 08:04:16 PM
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Originally posted by Mini D
Lies lies and more lies


Well Mini Dic What can I say It's the truth as un exicting as it is.
No s.american sniper missions just me .
I like yankin peoples chains hell I was the kid that put tacks in the teachers seat and put signes on the back of people saying kick me.

I just thought that maybe I have pushed my little gag too far and It was time to spill the beans.

As far as Lorna Morgan goes we are pen pals Nothing more.
She really is a nice person I have got to speak with her on many occasions and If I was not married to a wonderfull woman I would be pround to call Lorna my girl.

I like her type and BTW she Is 1005 natural.
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: SOB on February 22, 2004, 08:06:33 PM
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: mrblack on February 22, 2004, 08:07:52 PM
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Originally posted by SOB


My man juice giving you gas:aok
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: Mini D on February 22, 2004, 08:29:27 PM
liar
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: AdmRose on February 22, 2004, 08:38:26 PM
blah blah blah I sit at my back upstairs window and pick birds off the power lines with my .177 pellet rifle...
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: Pongo on February 22, 2004, 09:22:26 PM
So was the rape thing a lie too?
Have you always lied. then threatend to beat up people that call you on it?
You have painted this BBS an ugly shade of baby crap. could you move on and lose your mind somewhere else?

Are you voss or his violent cojoined twin, joined at the bellybutton and seperated by chewing yourselves free.
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: Capt. Pork on February 22, 2004, 09:29:09 PM
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Originally posted by mrblack


As far as Lorna Morgan goes we are pen pals Nothing more.
She really is a nice person I have got to speak with her on many occasions and If I was not married to a wonderfull woman I would be pround to call Lorna my girl.

I like her type and BTW she Is 1005 natural.



      In a parallel dimension, a singularity has just popped into existence and sucked Earth into oblivion.
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: mrblack on February 22, 2004, 09:50:23 PM
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Originally posted by Pongo
So was the rape thing a lie too?
Have you always lied. then threatend to beat up people that call you on it?
You have painted this BBS an ugly shade of baby crap. could you move on and lose your mind somewhere else?

Are you voss or his violent cojoined twin, joined at the bellybutton and seperated by chewing yourselves free.


You idiot I have no Idea about the Rape.
As I am not that person.

And being as this Is an AMERICAN Game IN AMERICA made by AMERICANS.

you can take your smartarsed comments about my country and stick up your not so virgin arse.
:aok
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: LWACE on February 22, 2004, 09:52:56 PM
Pongo that wasnt Mr.black there buddy, same squad different people.
Title: Re: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: rpm on February 22, 2004, 10:12:51 PM
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Originally posted by mrblack
Ok Here goes people I have had fun yanking you chains but I feel I owe you the truth so here goes.
I found work as a truck driver

This I believe.
Quote
My loves have always been Moto-cross wich I can no longer due
because Of to many head injurys and kness and so on LOL.

This I REALLY believe.
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: Mini D on February 22, 2004, 10:22:05 PM
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Originally posted by LWACE
Pongo that wasnt Mr.black there buddy, same squad different people.
Ummmm... I think you're wrong there... though the guy that just told us "the truth" may say otherwise.

MiniD
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: Pongo on February 22, 2004, 10:51:11 PM
Who the hell knows what country your from you pathalogical lier.
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: Munkii on February 22, 2004, 10:51:22 PM
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Originally posted by mrblack
You idiot I have no Idea about the Rape.
As I am not that person.

And being as this Is an AMERICAN Game IN AMERICA made by AMERICANS.

you can take your smartarsed comments about my country and stick up your not so virgin arse.
:aok


Pongo IS American, although just not in your minimalistic view.  He is a Canadian, which last time I check resides due North of the United States, which both lie on the continent of North America, therefore everyone that lives in Canada or the United States is an American, although not necesarrily a United States Citizen.  :aok

(yes I realize that Mexico, and the countries of central america are also american, as well as all the countries in South America)
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: Dune on February 22, 2004, 11:04:18 PM
Is there even such a thing as a "Real MrBlack"?  Or is it something like dry water or cold heat?
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: Pongo on February 22, 2004, 11:43:02 PM
The truth is out..I always wanted to be american..

here is something worth having in another worthless MR black thread.

Id like to buy a beer for this guy (http://www.pbase.com/rash/flight)
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: NUKE on February 22, 2004, 11:43:16 PM
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Originally posted by Munkii
Pongo IS American, although just not in your minimalistic view.  He is a Canadian, which last time I check resides due North of the United States, which both lie on the continent of North America, therefore everyone that lives in Canada or the United States is an American, although not necesarrily a United States Citizen.  :aok



What name would you use in describing a US citizen? The full name of the US is the United Sates of America and thus our citizens are known as Americans. No other country is known as America that I am aware of.

Canada is not part of the USA and it's citizens are not known as Americans.
Title: Re: Re: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: rpm on February 22, 2004, 11:49:49 PM
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Originally posted by GScholz
Head injuries? Who would have guessed?! ;)

(http://www.comcentral.com/images/tvshows/cy/photos/cy_102f_a10.jpg)
YAAAAAA! I'm a Sniper! YAAAAAAAA!
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: Munkii on February 23, 2004, 12:18:30 AM
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Originally posted by NUKE
What name would you use in describing a US citizen? The full name of the US is the United Sates of America and thus our citizens are known as Americans. No other country is known as America that I am aware of.

Canada is not part of the USA and it's citizens are not known as Americans.


When did I say you can't call US citizens Americans?  I just pointed out there can't be a exclusionary claim on the American moniker.
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: Steve on February 23, 2004, 12:32:16 AM
Munkii, you are certainly correct in the literal sense of the term.

Absolutely, the citizens of other countries on on the two american continents are Amercans.

I think that we can both agree though that most of the world uses the term "Americans" to refer to U.S. citizens.
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: mrblack on February 23, 2004, 12:39:57 AM
Pongo you are a bright fellow and that I respect.
But your constant bashing of my country I do not.
Nothing personal dude thats just the way i feel.

You like I live in a free country so you may voice your opinions as may I but I doubt you will ever hear me say anything about Canada (other than in a joke) that would be negetive.

Do all Americans agree with this presidents policies?
Hell no I agree with some and strongly disagree with others.
But I will let my voice be heard in the form of my vote in Nov.

Now I know I have siad some harsh things to you so I will say I regret doing so.

Like I said I respect your intelligence.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: mrblack on February 23, 2004, 12:41:49 AM
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Originally posted by rpm371
(http://www.comcentral.com/images/tvshows/cy/photos/cy_102f_a10.jpg)
YAAAAAA! I'm a Sniper! YAAAAAAAA!


Rpm371 If that Is the best you can do you really need help.
Let me take you school on how to be a complete arse.
Right now you are only95% there.
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: Pongo on February 23, 2004, 01:10:28 AM
Mr Black. your respect means nothing to me. When my country acts in stupid ways I point it out too.
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: Hortlund on February 23, 2004, 01:30:37 AM
Give the guy a break. It takes alot to stand up and admit to lying, and spill it like that. Granted his posting record has been a disaster area so far, but when someone says "hey, Im sorry, I was an idiot, but can I have another chance" I think that guy has deserved a second chance.

So MrBlack, at least in my book, you are back at square 0 now.
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: Octavius on February 23, 2004, 01:32:00 AM
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Originally posted by Hortlund
"hey, Im sorry, I was an idiot, but can I have another chance" I think that guy has deserved a second chance.
 


If I saw those exact words from mrblack, then I might consider it :cool:
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: Saintaw on February 23, 2004, 01:41:28 AM
This is where where're supposed to say something like "I'm impressed!" ?
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: mrblack on February 23, 2004, 02:12:11 AM
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Originally posted by Octavius
If I saw those exact words from mrblack, then I might consider it :cool:


Well you wont ever see those exact words.
But what you will see is what Is at the top of this thread.
Thats where i stand on this gentlemen like it ot not.

I said my piece you now have the truth before you I can do no more.
I have respect for some of you but it seems some of you are not man enohgh to respect yourselves.

Do get on with your lives people there is nothing to see here that has not been seen before LOL.
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: mrblack on February 23, 2004, 02:13:58 AM
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Originally posted by Saintaw
This is where where're supposed to say something like "I'm impressed!" ?


Nope this Is where your suppossed to say something intelligent or shut up.
But I see you can do neither.
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: mrblack on February 23, 2004, 02:16:54 AM
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Originally posted by Steve
Airhead, would you like to have dinner together?

Edit:  Things just haven't been the same since Shawk made off w/ Beverly's head.


LOL:rofl
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: Maniac on February 23, 2004, 02:42:35 AM
Hi Mr Black.

Can you please send me some money?

Thx in advance.
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: Arlo on February 23, 2004, 07:22:33 AM
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Originally posted by Hortlund
... but when someone says "hey, Im sorry, I was an idiot, but can I have another chance" I think that guy has deserved a second chance.
 


I may tend to agree .... when that actually happens. :aok
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: Saintaw on February 23, 2004, 07:34:05 AM
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Originally posted by mrblack
Nope this Is where your suppossed to say something intelligent or shut up.
But I see you can do neither.


Funny you of all poeple should say that.

you realy don't have a clue, do you?
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: Mini D on February 23, 2004, 08:01:09 AM
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Originally posted by Hortlund
Granted his posting record has been a disaster area so far, but when someone says "hey, Im sorry, I was an idiot, but can I have another chance" I think that guy has deserved a second chance.
Where have you been the past 6 months?  Second chance went out the window in September.

This is more of a "the gigs up... everyone sees through me" type of post.  Big difference.  One you can find a bit of respect for, the other should be soaking in a bucket of piss with the rest of his posts.

MiniD
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: lazs2 on February 23, 2004, 08:16:55 AM
hortlund... he didn't say he was a liar he claimed that he was "yanking our chain" when he got caught in numerous lies.  

lazs
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: Saintaw on February 23, 2004, 08:58:39 AM
Hortlee's playin Devil's avocate. Job turnover???
Title: Will the real MRBlack stand up
Post by: Bodhi on February 23, 2004, 09:33:53 AM
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Originally posted by Pongo

....Are you voss or his violent cojoined twin, joined at the bellybutton and seperated by chewing yourselves free.


:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

WTG Pongo!  :aok