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Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Hortlund on February 28, 2004, 11:33:04 AM
http://attraction.match.com/PhysicalAttractionTest.aspx
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: pugg666 on February 28, 2004, 12:53:07 PM
I don't need a test to tell me that!

(http://www2.freepichosting.com/Images/421458090/12.jpg)
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Chairboy on February 28, 2004, 01:13:48 PM
Dangit....  spent 20 minutes on the test, only to find out that they will only email you the results and their privacy policy says they like to share information with lots of 3rd party businesses.

No thanks, and beware others who take this.  You might be tempted to relax you usual standards after investing so much time, just enter the site knowing what's ahead.
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Hortlund on February 28, 2004, 01:17:17 PM
No, you can give them a fake email and still get your results onscreen.
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Nilsen on February 28, 2004, 01:32:26 PM
If their tits are infront im happy
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Stoned Gecko on February 28, 2004, 01:37:48 PM
Yeah. You don't need a real email addy to get the result. They hit mine on the dot!

(http://images.match.com/attraction/physical/images/seekreport/2667-ff_03.jpg)
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Kanth on February 28, 2004, 01:44:36 PM
(http://kathrynshop.com/images/x2_wolverine_flex.jpg)

They hit mine on the dot too. :)
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: quig on February 28, 2004, 02:21:52 PM
Hmmm....

http://attraction.match.com/PhysicalReport.aspx?trackingid=0&bannerid=536975&reportid=2439863e-1c05-48a6-b260-c92099712b56&tid=fnAHAGGKD%2bk%3d&ra=UaicO2bIVd2%2fTJx9jxL6Mw%3d%3d


(http://images.match.com/attraction/physical/images/seekreport/3042-ff_05.jpg)

Yep :)
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Stringer on February 28, 2004, 02:26:08 PM
I think for most of the guys on this board, any girl who would say yes to the awkward request for a date......
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Nilsen on February 28, 2004, 02:57:55 PM
How much do these ladies cost?
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: LAWCobra on February 28, 2004, 03:15:51 PM
oh thats an easy one.

(http://www.angelfire.com/ne2/tazziet/images/001PrettyPinkweb.jpg)
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Nilsen on February 28, 2004, 03:17:44 PM
LOL
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: LAWCobra on February 28, 2004, 03:17:57 PM
Our crest.

(http://www.angelfire.com/ne2/tazziet/images/law.gif)
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: FUNKED1 on February 28, 2004, 03:25:38 PM
I cleaned up the little one for ya.
(http://home.earthlink.net/~mikeywaltz/lawcrest.gif)
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: LAWCobra on February 28, 2004, 03:27:51 PM
wow looks great thx.
Title: easy answer...
Post by: VFJACKAL on February 28, 2004, 03:57:42 PM
I'm married to mine.:)
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: pugg666 on February 28, 2004, 03:59:59 PM
Pics jackal, preferable with out clothes ;)
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Steve on February 28, 2004, 04:29:10 PM
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/ah_54_1078007239.jpg)
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: FUNKED1 on February 28, 2004, 04:36:01 PM
Wow, Groucho Marx with boobies!
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Vulcan on February 28, 2004, 04:41:05 PM
It did reasonably well...

(http://images.match.com/attraction/physical/images/seekreport/3083-ff_04.jpg)


Quote
 
Very Picky: It's official: You're "picky." The fact is you are drawn to the most beautiful of the beautiful. You know what you like in women and are more selective than most men your age. Your tastes seem instinctual. You'd make a great casting agent, because you have a good eye for women who have "star quality." In real life, your high standards may be an obstacle for you. It's hard to find a woman with the strong features you like, who's also well-rounded in other ways. Still, you know the importance of a real physical "spark" in a relationship, and aren't willing (or able) to settle for less. The challenge is finding a woman who really wows you physically, even if she's not the most attractive woman in the room.
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: LAWCobra on February 28, 2004, 04:45:33 PM
very nice steve:aok
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: FUNKED1 on February 28, 2004, 04:55:40 PM
3'6" tall, deaf/mute, no teeth, flat head, big jug ears.  :aok
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Nilsen on February 28, 2004, 05:11:10 PM
yeah yeah....blowjob with tabletop for your beer..its perfect funked1 :D
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: john9001 on February 28, 2004, 05:22:16 PM
my ideal woman is one that will put up with my BS.
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: stiehl on February 28, 2004, 06:21:56 PM
pretty close
(http://images.match.com/attraction/physical/images/seekreport/5083-ff_01.jpg)

[Very Picky: It's official: You're "picky." The fact is you are drawn to the most beautiful of the beautiful. You know what you like in women and are more selective than most men your age. Your tastes seem instinctual. You'd make a great casting agent, because you have a good eye for women who have "star quality." In real life, your high standards may be an obstacle for you. It's hard to find a woman with the strong features you like, who's also well-rounded in other ways. Still, you know the importance of a real physical "spark" in a relationship, and aren't willing (or able) to settle for less. The challenge is finding a woman who really wows you physically, even if she's not the most attractive woman in the room
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Saurdaukar on February 28, 2004, 06:51:40 PM
Im super pissed.  I just took that whole test and and I didnt get the results?  Buncha crap.

Took my own damned test with Google.

(http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos17/kate-beckinsdale.jpg)
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Sandman on February 28, 2004, 06:54:19 PM
LOL... I like redheads... :D

(http://images.match.com/attraction/physical/images/seekreport/5030-fbrb_01.jpg)
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: weaselsan on February 28, 2004, 07:01:17 PM
One size 44 hooter in the middle of her back for Slow Dancing.
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: LAWCobra on February 28, 2004, 07:02:39 PM
I got the same chick stiehl got LOL.
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: FUNKED1 on February 28, 2004, 07:05:30 PM
What's up with the lazy eye?  Reminds me of that bully in the movie "Friday" LOL :aok
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: ravells on February 28, 2004, 07:21:53 PM
I got Sandman's. Tell you what Sand, I'll have her on days with a 'y' in, and you can have her the rest of the time

Ravs
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: weaselsan on February 28, 2004, 07:43:51 PM
Just snapped a pic of the lovely Ms. Weasel....Somebody please shoot me.


(http://www.dd841.com/images/finger.jpg)
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Sandman on February 28, 2004, 08:03:24 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ravells
I got Sandman's. Tell you what Sand, I'll have her on days with a 'y' in, and you can have her the rest of the time

Ravs



Works for me... I'm already married. :)
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Pfunk on February 28, 2004, 11:55:59 PM
Im confused, so Mr. Black gets banned, then comes back a few days later as LAWCobra and is allowed to post?  WTF is the point in bannings then?
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: JB73 on February 29, 2004, 12:04:41 AM
man im pised . that test said i like women over the age of 55

WTF all those dmn "models" looked like they were over 40. all too old looking IMHO. only 1-2 they were decent looking.

crappy test

btw this is what i like:

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/ah_180_1070708527.jpg)
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: eilif on February 29, 2004, 12:35:17 AM
(http://C:\Documents and Settings\Eilif\My Documents\COMIC STORIES\Noir(3)\Dames\marilyn monroe)

Dito
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: eilif on February 29, 2004, 12:37:10 AM
rats didnt attach
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Sandman on February 29, 2004, 12:39:57 AM
Hmmm... That's one that I've never understood... Marilyn Monroe.

She doesn't do a thing for me... come to think of it... there isn't a single platinum blonde that does...
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Pongo on February 29, 2004, 01:25:22 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Pfunk
Im confused, so Mr. Black gets banned, then comes back a few days later as LAWCobra and is allowed to post?  WTF is the point in bannings then?


Hell you missed his other account getting banned in the mean time. Hes a sniper dood...as long as there are internet cafes and librarys with email accounts he will be here.
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: JB73 on February 29, 2004, 01:32:48 AM
Quote
Originally posted by eilif
rats didnt attach
you have to host it somewhere in the internet... not your PC.

try this:

http://www.onpoi.net/ah/index.php

you can upload the pics there then link to them here
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: LAWCobra on February 29, 2004, 02:00:51 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Pongo
Hell you missed his other account getting banned in the mean time. Hes a sniper dood...as long as there are internet cafes and librarys with email accounts he will be here.


It's more like as long as Skuzzy continues doing a great job moderating this board I will be here as long as I don't break the rules.
LOL:aok
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Roscoroo on February 29, 2004, 02:06:13 AM
(http://www.idreamofjeannie.com/jeannie001.jpg)

the only Blond to have ...

She can grant wishes ...
Blink ya to far away places...
And ya can shut her up in the bottle .
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: LAWCobra on February 29, 2004, 02:07:08 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Roscoroo
(http://www.idreamofjeannie.com/jeannie001.jpg)

the only Blond to have ...

She can grant wishes ...
Blink ya to far away places...
And ya can shut her up in the bottle .


You know In her day she was a hottie.
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Hortlund on February 29, 2004, 03:53:55 AM
Quote
Originally posted by LAWCobra
It's more like as long as Skuzzy continues doing a great job moderating this board I will be here as long as I don't break the rules.


So when he banned you...what conclusions did you draw from that?

Do you think he wanted to say "get the hell out of here you freak" or "Im banning you because I want you to register under a new nick"
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: JB73 on February 29, 2004, 04:48:19 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Roscoroo
(http://www.idreamofjeannie.com/jeannie001.jpg)

the only Blond to have ...

She can grant wishes ...
Blink ya to far away places...
And ya can shut her up in the bottle .
mmmmmm jeanie.


mmmmmmm jeanie.



mmmmmmm jeanie.



there's my three wishes
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Spooky on February 29, 2004, 05:21:44 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Sandman_SBM
LOL... I like redheads... :D

(http://images.match.com/attraction/physical/images/seekreport/5030-fbrb_01.jpg)


hey ! that's MY girl !!!!

I challenge you to a swordfight !
She's mine you hear ??? MINE !!!!!!
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Ripsnort on February 29, 2004, 08:54:06 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Spooky
hey ! that's MY girl !!!!

I challenge you to a swordfight !
She's mine you hear ??? MINE !!!!!!


Pull your pants up, there will NO sword fights on the HTC BBS.
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Spooky on February 29, 2004, 09:53:11 AM
Quote
Originally posted by GScholz
Wouldn't that be a table knife fight Rip? ;)


It's how you wield the blade anyways...
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Kevin14 on February 29, 2004, 10:18:17 AM
(http://images.match.com/attraction/physical/images/seekreport/3042-ff_05.jpg)

Oh yeah :)
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Pfunk on February 29, 2004, 12:38:08 PM
Quote
Originally posted by LAWCobra
It's more like as long as Skuzzy continues doing a great job moderating this board I will be here as long as I don't break the rules.
LOL:aok


SO you broke the rules not once but twice? Was banned twice, and you are still openly posting?  Can you take a hint that you are not wanted here.
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: VWE on February 29, 2004, 12:50:15 PM
Hey... that's not funny... I think this test is whacked!(http://nunzioweb.com/images/fuglies/smurfy008.jpg)
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: pugg666 on February 29, 2004, 01:02:25 PM
ok here she is.

I've always had a thing for south east asians

(http://www2.freepichosting.com/Images/421458090/14.jpg)

I would have shown the whole pic but Skuzzy would blow :D

and again, I don't need a test to tell me what i like :)
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: eilif on February 29, 2004, 01:41:43 PM
Veronica Lake!


(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/ah_283_1078083321.jpg)


This is a drawing i did of Veronica Lake, a sultry film actress from the 30s and 40s. I will be basing a character off her in an upcoming comic book i am co creating with a writer. The story will be in the hard boiled fiction genre. Similare to the maltese falcon, and Public enemy #1. If you dont know these classics i would encourage you to check them out!
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Kanth on February 29, 2004, 02:00:42 PM
Hey! That's my highschool picture! where'd you get that?

classmates.com?

Quote
Originally posted by VWE
Hey... that's not funny... I think this test is whacked!(http://nunzioweb.com/images/fuglies/smurfy008.jpg)
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: FUNKED1 on February 29, 2004, 04:06:23 PM
That's what we call "fractally ugly".  Not only is the whole thing ugly, but you can break down each component and they are all equally as ugly as the whole.
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: JB73 on February 29, 2004, 04:43:26 PM
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/ah_180_1078094580.jpg)
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: maslo on February 29, 2004, 04:56:25 PM
How tall are you ?
Feet: Inches:

in this moment i quit that test.

go and learn SI boys
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: CyranoAH on February 29, 2004, 05:02:27 PM
Here's my first choice:
(http://images.match.com/attraction/physical/images/seekreport/4149-ff_15--2.jpg)

and my second:

 (http://images.match.com/attraction/physical/images/seekreport/5004-ff_01.jpg)

Daniel
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Kanth on February 29, 2004, 05:24:25 PM
basically here's what it was giving me to work with..

(http://kathrynshop.com/images/wtf.jpg)

lets see, my father  *with* or *without* glasses..

hmmmmmmmm

END OF TEST!!!!
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: JB73 on February 29, 2004, 08:51:12 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Kanth
lets see, my father  *with* or *without* glasses..
i thought i read every woman wants to date their "father" in the sence that they seek out guys that resemble some trait of their father.
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on February 29, 2004, 09:00:01 PM
Quote
Originally posted by JB73
i thought i read every woman wants to date their "father" in the sence that they seek out guys that resemble some trait of their father.


There must be a lot of *******s for fathers out there, I have no other explanation for the abundance of sweetheart bags with hot girlfriends if thats true.
-SW
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Shane on February 29, 2004, 09:43:33 PM
hmmmm interesting test....


from

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/ah_150_1078112550.jpg)


to

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/ah_150_1078112593.jpg)
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Munkii on February 29, 2004, 10:59:29 PM
Interesting test, said I like women older than 25, but younger than 35.  It also gave me two pictures, both of which resemble ex-girlfriends and my current girlfriend (who just turned 27).

(http://images.match.com/attraction/physical/images/seekreport/2144-ff_01.jpg)

and

(http://images.match.com/attraction/physical/images/seekreport/4028-ff_08.jpg)
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: bpti on March 01, 2004, 09:33:56 AM
kerry marie has gotten too fat for my taste :( :( :( :( :( :(
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Tarmac on March 01, 2004, 09:44:53 AM
Quote
Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
There must be a lot of *******s for fathers out there, I have no other explanation for the abundance of sweetheart bags with hot girlfriends if thats true.
-SW


Thread's over.  SW wins.
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Eagler on March 01, 2004, 10:16:22 AM
The one that has put up with me for the past 25+ years..
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Sikboy on March 01, 2004, 12:13:49 PM
Hmmm. I think this test was specifically designed to earn me a divorce.

Right when I first started dating my future wife, everything nearly came off track. This was back when I was in the Navy, stationed on an Air Force base. We had a new Air(wo)man show up whom I really liked. She was a lot of fun to hang out with and aside from the bad habit of word overuse (she'd pick a single word and use it to death, one word being "repugnant." For example, nothing was "bad" or "awful" or "terrible" If it was any of those things she called it "repugnant.")

Anyhow it was a concious and CLOSE decision for me to stay with Denise (probably a lot closer than she knows). Anyhow, that girl looked an awful lot like this:

(http://www.warszawa.hailcesarz.com/images/5032-ff_01.jpg)
 

-Sik
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Nakhui on March 01, 2004, 01:31:34 PM
Quote
Originally posted by weaselsan
Just snapped a pic of the lovely Ms. Weasel....Somebody please shoot me.


(http://www.dd841.com/images/finger.jpg)


Is she offerring a "sniff"?
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: BlckMgk on March 01, 2004, 04:57:11 PM
Man my chick is such a slut she appeared on two before me
(http://images.match.com/attraction/physical/images/seekreport/3042-ff_05.jpg)

haha they also suggested
(http://images.match.com/attraction/physical/images/seekreport/2520-ff_03.jpg)  She's not bad

and ...
(http://images.match.com/attraction/physical/images/seekreport/4097-ff_06.jpg)

Oh and my unique features girl was
(http://images.match.com/attraction/physical/images/seekreport/2680-ff_03.jpg)

Wish this would just happen already! I'll take em all haha
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: bpti on March 01, 2004, 05:17:46 PM
I got stuck with one I didn't even particularly like :P
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Kanth on March 01, 2004, 05:26:50 PM
Ya, I've heard that.

 The same people that say that, probably crap their pants several times a day.

Quote
Originally posted by JB73
i thought i read every woman wants to date their "father" in the sence that they seek out guys that resemble some trait of their father.
Title: What is your ideal girl
Post by: Russian on March 01, 2004, 07:44:20 PM
(http://images.match.com/attraction/physical/images/seekreport/4028-ff_08.jpg)


 
Open: You have a more open and accepting view of what makes a woman attractive than a lot of other men your age. In the test, you didn't pick the most "popular" women, but instead seemed to focus on your own personal tastes. This doesn't necessarily mean that looks are less important to you than to other men. You simply have a unique set of criteria and keep your eyes open for special qualities that make a woman, who may seem ordinary to most, extraordinary to you. See the pie chart below to see how many men fall into picky or open categories.  
 


That's me.....very near