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Title: I want to buy a gun
Post by: Swoop on March 01, 2004, 05:26:32 AM
Why?


So I can shoot beetle and end this mind numbing crap for good.

Oh btw beetle: Yes.  
Now what was the question again?
 

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Title: I want to buy a gun
Post by: beet1e on March 01, 2004, 05:49:32 AM
LOL Swoop! One of my clients was Unipart - the Austin Rover parts division. Their company maxim was "The answer is yes - now, what's the question?" Had it all over their post-it memos etc.
Title: I want to buy a gun
Post by: Dowding on March 01, 2004, 06:18:54 AM
Well, to be fair, you would have to shoot Lazs as well given that he starts a fair few of these gun vs no-gun sessions.
Title: I want to buy a gun
Post by: Swoop on March 01, 2004, 06:46:38 AM
Yeah but Beetle is closer.  

And besides, Lazs would shoot back :).

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Title: I want to buy a gun
Post by: -tronski- on March 01, 2004, 06:57:48 AM
perhaps you could just throw a few knives at Beetle instead?

Aparently they're are far more dangerous than guns....

 Tronsky
Title: I want to buy a gun
Post by: Pooh21 on March 01, 2004, 07:04:17 AM
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Originally posted by Swoop
Yeah but Beetle is closer.  

And besides, Lazs would shoot back :).


thus settling the debate, the cold-blooded psychopathic man,with bad fashion sense planning his act of criminality, chooses the unarmed sheep Bleatle :p
Title: Re: I want to buy a gun
Post by: GRUNHERZ on March 01, 2004, 07:13:16 AM
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Originally posted by Swoop
Why?


So I can shoot beetle and end this mind numbing crap for good.

Oh btw beetle: Yes.  
Now what was the question again?
 

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Wouldnt you rather invite him to a BBQ at a cemetary first?
Title: I want to buy a gun
Post by: Mini D on March 01, 2004, 07:42:25 AM
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Originally posted by Swoop
Yeah but Beetle is closer.  

And besides, Lazs would shoot back :).
You see, it only took one post to sum up the entire gun debate.
Title: I want to buy a gun
Post by: Swoop on March 01, 2004, 07:44:26 AM
:D

Well that's how I see it anyway.


Sorry but I agree with Lazs.

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Title: I want to buy a gun
Post by: Dowding on March 01, 2004, 08:02:46 AM
Communists and fascists shoot people they don't agree with. ;)
Title: I want to buy a gun
Post by: Swoop on March 01, 2004, 08:11:01 AM
Touche.


Ok, you know I'm not serious, I don't want to shoot anyone.  However, I would like the constant rubbish to cease.  Who gives a crap anyway?  We can't change our countries laws on this BBS even if we wanted to, the US has it's laws and we have ours.  The US can't impose it's laws on us........and most of the time we can't either.  

You can't change anything, least of all Beetle/Lazs's minds.  So why continue beating heads against a brick wall?


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Title: I want to buy a gun
Post by: lazs2 on March 01, 2004, 08:12:18 AM
and the point sails over dowdings young little mind yet again.   I may or may not agree with someone who is going to shoot me but I will shoot back regardless.    We can sort out his philosophy and political bent later.  If I wasn't armed he would be able to shoot me.   as deja says... the gun debate in a nutshell.

swoop...  you must have been reading those NRA magazines I sent you...  Have you looked at the Makarov?

lazs
Title: I want to buy a gun
Post by: Dowding on March 01, 2004, 08:18:24 AM
Of course it sailed over my head. The complexity behind the ideas spawned by that monumental Californian intellect simply baffles me. I bow to your incredible wisdom, oh Great Lazs, and await, with baited breath, the commencement of another thread in General Discussion about furballing, or a thread here in the O-Club about gun ownership.

I know you will not let me down. In the mean time, I will continue to be amused by your apparently serious discussion regarding the myriad circumstances in which you would shoot someone who didn't agree with you.

Do carry on, old bean.
Title: I want to buy a gun
Post by: lazs2 on March 01, 2004, 08:20:42 AM
in the meantime you could just call people commies and nazis...  I know you won't let me down.

lazs
Title: I want to buy a gun
Post by: Dowding on March 01, 2004, 08:21:50 AM
Great comeback.
Title: I want to buy a gun
Post by: Swoop on March 01, 2004, 08:22:54 AM
Would you believe I've held a Makarov pistol?  

Didn't fire it though.  The only thing I can remember was that the safety was on the wrong side.


There was an ad for a Ruger .44 Super Blackhawk Hunter which I thought was.....damn sexy.  But no point in drooling any further since I can't have one.  Or shoot one.  Or anything else for that matter.

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Title: I want to buy a gun
Post by: Swoop on March 01, 2004, 08:24:35 AM
P.S.   'kin 'ell lads.  Be nice fercryinoutloud.  You can't change anything so quit bloody arguing.

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Title: I want to buy a gun
Post by: beet1e on March 01, 2004, 08:26:12 AM
Swoop - in this thread, you've created a monster!
Title: I want to buy a gun
Post by: Dowding on March 01, 2004, 08:26:45 AM
It's all in good spirits from this side of the pond. Obviously, I can't speak for Lazs.
Title: I want to buy a gun
Post by: Swoop on March 01, 2004, 08:29:22 AM
Ya know....I've been real quiet on this BBS for a while now, considered posting in the 'are you a homophobe' thread that no I'm not, couldn't ever be cos then I'd have to stop calling Dowding a friend.....but decided not to.

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P.S.  Dowd!  NEVER gonna let you forget!  :D
Title: I want to buy a gun
Post by: Dowding on March 01, 2004, 08:34:32 AM
There are many words that would describe you. None of them would pass the filter.:D
Title: I want to buy a gun
Post by: lazs2 on March 01, 2004, 08:34:49 AM
well dowding I suppose that you are being fair in a limp wristed liberal sort of way... as you say, and as everyone here knows... I am only capable of speaking to firearms and furballs.  

Boy are you gonna be embarassed when you grow up... unless you hide in some little liberal enclave like education or something.

lazs
Title: I want to buy a gun
Post by: Raubvogel on March 01, 2004, 08:39:09 AM
You guys should duel to settle this
Title: I want to buy a gun
Post by: Dowding on March 01, 2004, 08:40:57 AM
Sorry old timer, but I left full time education years ago. And even if you were right, I can grow up whereas you can only grow... old(er).

Besides, I don't think anybody really puts much stay by what is said on this BBS (apart from you, obviously) and therefore it would be hard to be embarassed about it.
Title: I want to buy a gun
Post by: Capt. Pork on March 01, 2004, 08:45:37 AM
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Originally posted by Dowding
Of course it sailed over my head. The complexity behind the ideas spawned by that monumental Californian intellect simply baffles me. I bow to your incredible wisdom, oh Great Lazs, and await, with baited breath, the commencement of another thread in General Discussion about furballing, or a thread here in the O-Club about gun ownership.

I know you will not let me down. In the mean time, I will continue to be amused by your apparently serious discussion regarding the myriad circumstances in which you would shoot someone who didn't agree with you.

Do carry on, old bean.


How many rough drafts did it take to arrive at this opus?
Title: I want to buy a gun
Post by: lazs2 on March 01, 2004, 08:47:46 AM
I take everything said here as being absoluitely solem serious... again... you have pegged me like a butterfly in your collection!

best of wishes on the growing up thing... let me know how it turns out.

lazs