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Title: Calling all Texans!
Post by: rpm on March 02, 2004, 04:45:07 PM: Happy Texas Independence Day!
(http://texashistory.info/i/Texas-flag.gif)
The Republic of Texas was born on March 2, 1836 when a delegation at Washington-on-the-Brazos adopted the Texas Declaration of Independence. Four days later, the Alamo fell to Santa Ana. On March 27, over 300 unarmed Texans were massacred at Goliad. But on April 21 at the Battle of San Jacinto, Santa Ana met defeat and for almost 10 years Texas was an independent nation.
(http://www.tsl.state.tx.us/treasures/images/giants/houston/houston.jpg)
Also, Happy Birthday Sam Houston!
It's a great day to hail from The Lone Star State, but then so is everyday.
Title: Thanks...
Post by: VFJACKAL on March 02, 2004, 04:47:44 PM: And from the CAPITAL of TEXAS same to ya !!!!!!!:D
Title: Calling all Texans!
Post by: midnight Target on March 02, 2004, 04:53:45 PM: two words.....

Steers - Queers
Title: Calling all Texans!
Post by: VFJACKAL on March 02, 2004, 04:57:18 PM: Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
two words.....

Steers - Queers

:rolleyes: how original....you think that up all on your own?
Title: Calling all Texans!
Post by: Lizking on March 02, 2004, 05:02:18 PM: The Steers are native-the Queers migrated from Cali.......
Title: Now THAT was a good one
Post by: VFJACKAL on March 02, 2004, 05:03:55 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Lizking
The Steers are native-the Queers migrated from Cali.......

LOL....Perfect Liz....Have a Ritta at Baby A's for that one:rofl
Title: Calling all Texans!
Post by: Dune on March 02, 2004, 05:04:57 PM: My dad's side of the family has done a lot of geneaology work and we've tracked our roots to Texas.

The first Heards arrived with Sam Houston's second wagon train. A relative, William Menafee was a signer of the Texas Declaration of Independence. Another, Cpt. William Heard lead Company F, 1st Rgt. of Texas Volunteers at San Jacinto.

A very interesting write-up on Cpt Heard is here: The San Jacinto Veterans Website (http://www.sanjacinto-museum.org/Herzstein_Library/Veteran_Biographies/Browse_Biographies/biographies/default.asp?action=bio&id=3223)

So happy B-Day Texas!!

PS, I think MT was letting us know that gay cows can be married in San Francisco now.
Title: Calling all Texans!
Post by: rpm on March 02, 2004, 05:15:54 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Dune
I think MT was letting us know that gay cows can be married in San Francisco now.

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Title: Calling all Texans!
Post by: LAWCobra on March 02, 2004, 05:17:32 PM: In Texas she would be at the stock yards with a ring in her nose.
Title: Calling all Texans!
Post by: midnight Target on March 02, 2004, 05:59:23 PM: Quote
Originally posted by LAWCobra
In Texas she would be at the stock yards with a ring in her nose.

Check out Rosie's left hand.
Title: Calling all Texans!
Post by: LAWCobra on March 02, 2004, 06:10:44 PM: Oh did I offend your sweety there MT?
Title: Calling all Texans!
Post by: midnight Target on March 02, 2004, 06:16:27 PM: You know, you're right. I apologize to all you Texans for the little joke. I only have one question.

When you determine the population of Texas - how many times do you count each person?
Title: Calling all Texans!
Post by: LAWCobra on March 02, 2004, 06:30:31 PM: Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
You know, you're right. I apologize to all you Texans for the little joke. I only have one question.

When you determine the population of Texas - how many times do you count each person?

Well we dont count the immigrunts from kalifornia cause most of them are gay anyway.
Title: Wellllllll
Post by: VFJACKAL on March 02, 2004, 07:04:33 PM: Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
You know, you're right. I apologize to all you Texans for the little joke. I only have one question.

When you determine the population of Texas - how many times do you count each person?

Its basically like this.....1 or Uno....2 or dos (sp) 3 or tres....

But in cali...I think its like...

onesey...twosey..oooo threesey....(best lisp)..say it it girls...foursey...fivsey...WO RK IT GIRLFRIENDS...sixsey....:p
Title: Re: Wellllllll
Post by: LAWCobra on March 02, 2004, 07:07:01 PM: Quote
Originally posted by VFJACKAL
Its basically like this.....1 or Uno....2 or dos (sp) 3 or tres....

But in cali...I think its like...

onesey...twosey..oooo threesey....(best lisp)..say it it girls...foursey...fivsey...WO RK IT GIRLFRIENDS...sixsey....:p

LOL:rofl
Title: Calling all Texans!
Post by: Frogm4n on March 02, 2004, 07:17:47 PM: Yes! celebrate your independence from mexico, who unlawfully tried to force the texans to free their slaves!!! Take that Santa Anna
Title: Calling all Texans!
Post by: Ripsnort on March 02, 2004, 07:20:08 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Frogm4n
Yes! celebrate your independence from mexico, who unlawfully tried to force the texans to free their slaves!!! Take that Santa Anna

Only because they wanted the slaves themselves. ;)
Title: Calling all Texans!
Post by: Ripsnort on March 02, 2004, 07:21:15 PM: Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
Check out Rosie's left hand.

Her index finger? Can't smell it from here, nor do I want to.
Title: LOLOL....
Post by: VFJACKAL on March 02, 2004, 07:24:27 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
Her index finger? Can't smell it from here, nor do I want to.

sung to the chicken of the sea tune......

Ask any Lesbo you happen to seeeeeeeeeeee.........Whats the best Tuna...........Rosie of the Seaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:lol
Title: Calling all Texans!
Post by: Ripsnort on March 02, 2004, 07:30:50 PM: Bumper sticker seen on the freeway in a big-*** 4X4:

"Just say NO
To the leather Cheerio"
Title: Calling all Texans!
Post by: Tarmac on March 03, 2004, 11:34:38 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
Her index finger? Can't smell it from here, nor do I want to.

EWWWWWW
Title: Calling all Texans!
Post by: AKIron on March 03, 2004, 12:09:45 PM: Texans

My family in Texas goes back to the Republic.

Don't let the buzzing gnats spoil our day. ;)

ooops, see i was a day late, will celebrate today
Title: Calling all Texans!
Post by: Udie on March 03, 2004, 12:27:17 PM: Day late but Happy Birthday Texas! :D
Title: Calling all Texans!
Post by: Rude on March 03, 2004, 02:37:28 PM: I'm huntin ground in Palestine for retirement....I miss Texas!
Title: Calling all Texans!
Post by: Udie on March 03, 2004, 03:16:52 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Rude
I'm huntin ground in Palestine for retirement....I miss Texas!

If you ever need a fishin partner you let me know!
Title: Calling all Texans!
Post by: Dnil on March 03, 2004, 03:19:27 PM: Last I checked, had a relative that fought at the Alamo.
Title: Calling all Texans!
Post by: john9001 on March 03, 2004, 04:02:19 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Frogm4n
Yes! celebrate your independence from mexico, who unlawfully tried to force the texans to free their slaves!!! Take that Santa Anna

froggy man always has something good to say about americans.
Title: Calling all Texans!
Post by: Crapgame on March 03, 2004, 10:00:21 PM: and Happy B-day Texas.

My mother is from El Paso and I got my love of the Lone Star State from her and the time I spent at UT Arlington. Can't wait to retire there....
Title: Calling all Texans!
Post by: dread- on March 03, 2004, 11:02:04 PM: Happy birthday Texas.

And you gotta wonder why they've got laws in texas banning the sale of vibrators and dildos.....how many have been purchased that it became a problem? ...gives a whole new perspective to queers and steers, it ain't them buying the replacments is it :)