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Title: Interesting headline
Post by: Gryffin on March 02, 2004, 05:10:32 PM

Check the headline out ...

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-rosie27.html

hmmm ....

Title: Interesting headline
Post by: ra on March 02, 2004, 05:12:46 PM

:rofl

Title: Interesting headline
Post by: LAWCobra on March 02, 2004, 05:14:52 PM

It's not a real marriage and most of the country knows that.
That fat sweat hog really needs to shut her big fat pie hole.

Title: Interesting headline
Post by: LAWCobra on March 02, 2004, 05:23:37 PM

AP news wire.
Several green peace protesters were arested today for repededly
pushing ex talk show host rosi o donell out to sea and spashing water on her today while the star was trying to sunbath on montego bay resort.

The activist reapetedly stated they thought they were saving a whale.
Charges are pending.

Title: Interesting headline
Post by: hawker238 on March 02, 2004, 05:26:09 PM

*doesn't care*

Title: Interesting headline
Post by: Samiam on March 02, 2004, 06:32:14 PM

Now that *is* a funny headline. Who reviews these things before they go to print?

Title: Interesting headline
Post by: irritant on March 02, 2004, 08:02:59 PM

Look ma, two cows getting married

Title: Im Wondering....
Post by: VFJACKAL on March 02, 2004, 08:14:49 PM

Her (meaning Rosie the Baluga Whale) girlfriend was a dancer...

cut n paste from article....Carpenter, a former dancer

Would you get a table dance from her?


NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rofl

Title: Interesting headline
Post by: irritant on March 03, 2004, 06:52:29 PM

What's wrong with Rosie O' Donnel fighting for livestock marriage rights?

Title: Interesting headline
Post by: Capt. Pork on March 03, 2004, 07:07:19 PM

Instead of sending any more probes to the Red Planet, we should send the organic land-yacht known as Rosie O'Donnell, along with a bag of viable plant seeds.

Here's my reasoning:

Given the biological mass within her body as well as the bacteria-laden human waste that seems to cascade, copiously, from both ends of her digestive system, Mars would be able to spawn an entire eco-system based solely on her decomposing remains. Internally-stored bacteria would start the process and before long, the seeds would have a healthy substrate in which to flourish. Gases from within her body would replenish the atmosphere and contribute to the melting of ice at Mars' poles, thus flooding the now barren landscape with life-giving H2O. The landing spot would become a nucleus of rabidly aggressive terraformation and after only a generation or two, we'd have in habitable land, breathable air and drinkable water--that is, if you don't mind living in what would essentially be a planet sized fart.

Title: Interesting headline
Post by: midnight Target on March 03, 2004, 07:17:32 PM

Sooooo....

Someone who

1. Insisted on and maintained a 'G' rating on her talk show.
2. Provided hundreds of thousands of dollars in scholarships to deserving kids.
3. Practices what she preaches... adopting 4 unwanted and at risk kids.

deserves our ridicule... cause she's fat.

OK, got it.

Title: Interesting headline
Post by: Capt. Pork on March 03, 2004, 07:24:07 PM

Quote

Originally posted by midnight Target
Sooooo....

Someone who

1. Insisted on and maintained a 'G' rating on her talk show.
2. Provided hundreds of thousands of dollars in scholarships to deserving kids.
3. Practices what she preaches... adopting 4 unwanted and at risk kids.

deserves our ridicule... cause she's fat.

OK, got it.

We're not rediculing her charitablity, are we?

Aside from being a good high-profile humanitarian, she's also annoying, obnoxious and unfunny.