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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Replicant on March 10, 2004, 03:23:28 PM
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Taken from the Sun newspaper http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004111424,00.html
HORDES of Nazi racoons are out to conquer Europe.
They are just across the Channel from Britain after marching through France, Belgium, Holland and Denmark in a furry blitzkrieg.
Hitler aide Hermann Goering had the US mammals introduced to German woods in 1934 to “enrich the Reich’s fauna”.
But numbers have soared and they are invading new territory — just like the Nazis did. Germany has more than a million racoons.
The 2ft-long creatures have no natural predators and are a serious pest, entering houses to steal food and endangering local wildlife.
Now there are plans to launch a cull. Expert Ulf Hohmann warned: “Racoons will eventually spread to the whole of Europe.”
The menace follows reports of ten million “Stalin” crabs with a 3ft claw span heading towards Britain from Russia.
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/44_1078953742_Racoon.jpg)
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I think Winston summed it up perfectly:
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!"
(http://www.sterlingtimes.org/bull_dog_john_bull.jpg)
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Just hope they don't have Rabies, the hordes are heading north on us as we speak.:eek:
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I have a .45 acp 1917 revolver that got sent to you guys in WWI and then sent back (british proofs)... it then got sent back to you guys in WWII and came back with even more british proofs and a conversion to 455.
looks like you might be needing it again.
lazs
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Originally posted by lazs2
I have a .45 acp 1917 revolver that got sent to you guys in WWI and then sent back (british proofs)... it then got sent back to you guys in WWII and came back with even more british proofs and a conversion to 455.
looks like you might be needing it again.
lazs
I think a rifle or shotgun might be more useful.
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I think you're right but the revolver is handier to carry while those guys are gardening or whatever it is they like to do... plus... when the fighting gets in close and personal the revolver might saved a brit.
but I can probly send rifles and shotguns with british proofs over too.
lazs
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If these coons team up with the US squirels it is over for you guys....
LOL
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(http://photos.friendster.com/photos/54/01/11045/2048087067l.jpg)
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VOR
Someone posted some news articals from England a few years back about how the US squirels where killing all the wimpy english squirels and attacking people....
I just thought it was funny as hell.
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Originally posted by GtoRA2
VOR
Someone posted some news articals from England a few years back about how the US squirels where killing all the wimpy english squirels and attacking people....
I just thought it was funny as hell.
Aw man thats just nutt"s
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Originally posted by Dowding
I think Winston summed it up perfectly:
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!"
(http://www.sterlingtimes.org/bull_dog_john_bull.jpg)
Nah just wait till the USA saves ur butts again... :)
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coon hound lend lease?
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Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Nah just wait till the USA saves ur butts again... :)
Wait being the operative word. If you want the US to start on time issue a request 2 years early... :D
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PEI
If you listen some of the UK bananas on this board, they never needed the gold old USA...
We are just a big glory hound..
:D
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Given a couple of weeks, about half-a-dozen Cajuns and with a pack of Catahoula curs could eliminate that problem.
Regards, Shuckins/Leggern
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canada will send a legion of beavers to help stop this invasion!!!
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Originally posted by vorticon
canada will send a legion of beavers to help stop this invasion!!!
You won't have to send them, they'll be happy to go after all the guys marry each other.................
:D
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Originally posted by GtoRA2
PEI
If you listen some of the UK bananas on this board, they never needed the gold old USA...
We are just a big glory hound..
:D
GtoRA2
If you listen to some of the US bananas on this board you would have thought nobody else actually fought on the allies side in WWII. :D
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Touche, Pei. :D
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LOL! If you guys ever had to deal with Racoons that raid your garbage cans or try to get into your house, you wouldn't laugh so hard :) Especially if you live within city limits where you can't shoot them.
Plus Racoons are a leading carrier of Rabies. Are known to kill cats and smaller dogs.
They are extremely intelligent, tough, and can be downright MEAN.