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Title: Nazi Racoons on the warpath!!!
Post by: Replicant on March 10, 2004, 03:23:28 PM
Taken from the Sun newspaper http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004111424,00.html

HORDES of Nazi racoons are out to conquer Europe.

They are just across the Channel from Britain after marching through France, Belgium, Holland and Denmark in a furry blitzkrieg.

Hitler aide Hermann Goering had the US mammals introduced to German woods in 1934 to “enrich the Reich’s fauna”.

But numbers have soared and they are invading new territory — just like the Nazis did. Germany has more than a million racoons.

The 2ft-long creatures have no natural predators and are a serious pest, entering houses to steal food and endangering local wildlife.

Now there are plans to launch a cull. Expert Ulf Hohmann warned: “Racoons will eventually spread to the whole of Europe.”

The menace follows reports of ten million “Stalin” crabs with a 3ft claw span heading towards Britain from Russia.
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/44_1078953742_Racoon.jpg)
Title: Nazi Racoons on the warpath!!!
Post by: Dowding on March 10, 2004, 03:29:29 PM
I think Winston summed it up perfectly:

"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!"

(http://www.sterlingtimes.org/bull_dog_john_bull.jpg)
Title: Nazi Racoons on the warpath!!!
Post by: Torque on March 10, 2004, 03:41:30 PM
Just hope they don't have Rabies, the hordes are heading north on us as we speak.:eek:
Title: Nazi Racoons on the warpath!!!
Post by: lazs2 on March 10, 2004, 04:19:44 PM
I have a .45 acp 1917 revolver that got sent to you guys in WWI and  then sent back (british proofs)... it then got sent back to you guys in WWII and came back with even more british proofs and a conversion to 455.

looks like you might be needing it  again.

lazs
Title: Nazi Racoons on the warpath!!!
Post by: Pei on March 10, 2004, 04:24:35 PM
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Originally posted by lazs2
I have a .45 acp 1917 revolver that got sent to you guys in WWI and  then sent back (british proofs)... it then got sent back to you guys in WWII and came back with even more british proofs and a conversion to 455.

looks like you might be needing it  again.

lazs


I think a rifle or shotgun might be more useful.
Title: Nazi Racoons on the warpath!!!
Post by: lazs2 on March 10, 2004, 04:49:01 PM
I think you're right but the revolver is handier to carry while those guys are gardening or whatever it is they  like to do... plus... when the fighting gets in close and personal the revolver might saved a brit.

but I can probly send rifles and shotguns with british proofs over too.

lazs
Title: Nazi Racoons on the warpath!!!
Post by: GtoRA2 on March 10, 2004, 04:52:15 PM
If these coons team up with the US squirels it is over for  you guys....




LOL
Title: Nazi Racoons on the warpath!!!
Post by: VOR on March 10, 2004, 05:09:00 PM
(http://photos.friendster.com/photos/54/01/11045/2048087067l.jpg)
Title: Nazi Racoons on the warpath!!!
Post by: GtoRA2 on March 10, 2004, 05:26:27 PM
VOR
 Someone posted some news articals from England a few years back about how the US squirels where killing all the wimpy english squirels and attacking people....


I just thought it was funny as hell.
Title: Nazi Racoons on the warpath!!!
Post by: LAWCobra on March 10, 2004, 05:51:03 PM
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Originally posted by GtoRA2
VOR
 Someone posted some news articals from England a few years back about how the US squirels where killing all the wimpy english squirels and attacking people....


I just thought it was funny as hell.


Aw man thats just nutt"s
Title: Nazi Racoons on the warpath!!!
Post by: GRUNHERZ on March 10, 2004, 06:43:53 PM
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Originally posted by Dowding
I think Winston summed it up perfectly:

"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!"

(http://www.sterlingtimes.org/bull_dog_john_bull.jpg)


Nah just wait till the USA saves ur butts again... :)
Title: Nazi Racoons on the warpath!!!
Post by: midnight Target on March 10, 2004, 06:46:56 PM
coon hound lend lease?
Title: Nazi Racoons on the warpath!!!
Post by: Pei on March 10, 2004, 07:53:58 PM
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Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Nah just wait till the USA saves ur butts again... :)


Wait being the operative word. If you want the US to start on time issue a request 2 years early... :D
Title: Nazi Racoons on the warpath!!!
Post by: GtoRA2 on March 10, 2004, 08:32:06 PM
PEI
 If you listen some of the UK bananas on this board, they never needed the gold old USA...

We are just a big glory hound..

:D
Title: Nazi Racoons on the warpath!!!
Post by: Shuckins on March 10, 2004, 08:35:09 PM
Given a couple of weeks, about half-a-dozen Cajuns and with a pack of Catahoula curs could eliminate that problem.

Regards, Shuckins/Leggern
Title: Nazi Racoons on the warpath!!!
Post by: vorticon on March 10, 2004, 08:40:46 PM
canada will send a legion of beavers to help stop this invasion!!!
Title: Nazi Racoons on the warpath!!!
Post by: Lazerus on March 10, 2004, 08:58:30 PM
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Originally posted by vorticon
canada will send a legion of beavers to help stop this invasion!!!


You won't have to send them, they'll be happy to go after all the guys marry each other.................

:D
Title: Nazi Racoons on the warpath!!!
Post by: Pei on March 11, 2004, 12:11:25 AM
Quote
Originally posted by GtoRA2
PEI
 If you listen some of the UK bananas on this board, they never needed the gold old USA...

We are just a big glory hound..

:D


GtoRA2
If you listen to some of the US bananas on this board you would have thought nobody else actually fought on the allies side in WWII. :D
Title: Nazi Racoons on the warpath!!!
Post by: Dowding on March 11, 2004, 03:09:10 AM
Touche, Pei. :D
Title: Nazi Racoons on the warpath!!!
Post by: Vermillion on March 11, 2004, 07:27:05 AM
LOL! If you guys ever had to deal with Racoons that raid your garbage cans or try to get into your house, you wouldn't laugh so hard :)  Especially if you live within city limits where you can't shoot them.

Plus Racoons are a leading carrier of Rabies.  Are known to kill cats and smaller dogs.

They are extremely intelligent, tough, and can be downright MEAN.