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Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Capt. Pork on March 10, 2004, 10:28:00 PM
Bill Mahar--slowly and painfully.

Rosie O'donnell--slowly and painfully by having Bill Mahar inserted completely into her.
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Lizking on March 10, 2004, 10:29:15 PM
She would devour Mahar and go looking for a suitcase of Twinkies and a diet Coke to wash him down with.
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Capt. Pork on March 10, 2004, 10:31:25 PM
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Originally posted by Lizking
She would devour Mahar and go looking for a suitcase of Twinkies and a diet Coke to wash him down with.


Perhaps, perhaps... But you're assuming that I, the arbitrator of their demise, will insert him into her mouth.

Or are you. :eek:
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: john9001 on March 10, 2004, 10:35:22 PM
EEEWWWW.....OMG ...i'm going to have nightmares.... (....thinking about baseball......thinking about baseball....whose on first, no whose on second , i don't know is on first)
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: LAWCobra on March 10, 2004, 10:37:00 PM
The list Is really to long to post.
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Post by: Arlo on March 10, 2004, 10:38:50 PM
Longer than the top 100 guitarists?
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Capt. Pork on March 10, 2004, 10:39:31 PM
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Originally posted by LAWCobra
The list Is really to long to post.


Pick your top 2, top 3 at the most.

Here's some help... I'll assume that Ellen Degeneres is going to be popular, so if you're going to list her, think of another.
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: LAWCobra on March 10, 2004, 10:40:38 PM
Yeah ellen and rosie.
Sean penn.
Johnny depp.
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Post by: Lizking on March 10, 2004, 11:34:46 PM
Who said anything about her Mouth?
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: capt. apathy on March 10, 2004, 11:56:52 PM
nah,  Ellen has always been pretty funny.

johny depp is weird but one hell of an actor

none of them are as bad as Liza minelli, richard simmons, or Christopher lowell.
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Post by: JB73 on March 11, 2004, 12:09:33 AM
Barbra Streisand

the cast of the west wing

gwenth paltrow

ben aflack
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Post by: SOB on March 11, 2004, 12:14:59 AM
Joan Rivers - she's technically already dead, but she needs to be banished from television too.

Gordon Elliot - from the Food Network and Campbell's soup commercials.

Kelly Love - from the KGW news in Portland Oregon . . . every time I see her I just want to punch my television for some reason.
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Glasses on March 11, 2004, 12:21:00 AM
Ben Affleck and J Lo except for her butt we can leave that part untouched :D

Rosie O' Donnel too
Barbara Streissand
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: rpm on March 11, 2004, 12:32:01 AM
Billy Mays (Guy from the OxyClean and SpaceBag infomercials) from slow deliberate insertion of Rosie O'Donnell into him.

Inventor of the Reality TV Show. Whomever this guy is, he must die. Actually we need to invent a time machine, invent a Terminator, send it back in time to find his Mother and kill her before she gives birth.

Reba McEntire. (Self explanitory)
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Post by: LAWCobra on March 11, 2004, 12:53:41 AM
Oh yeah JANE FONDA:aok
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Post by: Arlo on March 11, 2004, 01:32:50 AM
I'm just glad that Robert Stack is still around.
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Sandman on March 11, 2004, 01:47:18 AM
Ashton Kutcher
Catherine Zeta Jones
Sean (P Diddy, Puff Daddy, Yada Yada) Combs
Jessica Simpson and her trophy husband
Tom Green
Dave Chappelle
Absolutely everyone on Friends
Carson Daly
Michael Jackson
Justin Timberlake
Britney Spears
Howard Stern
Rush Limbaugh

Anyone that has ever been described using the following words:
Diva
Pop Icon
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Steve on March 11, 2004, 02:13:59 AM
Madonna
Penn
Depp
Odonnell
Sheen
Streisand
Moore
Robbins
Frankin
Kerry
Sharpton
Jackson
Maher
anyone w/ the last name of Clinton
Kennedy
Dixie Chicks
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Capt. Pork on March 11, 2004, 07:27:47 AM
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Originally posted by Sandman_SBM

Britney Spears
 



As long as you're killing her, I'm gonna have to request coitus before hand.
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Post by: ra on March 11, 2004, 07:53:39 AM
Sandman's list, but remove Dave Chapelle and add Sharon Osborne, Ben Afleck, and J-Lo.
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Post by: Ripsnort on March 11, 2004, 08:02:48 AM
I don't wish harm onto anyone in the form of death (Alittle extreme IMO) but I wish hardship on:

Alex Bald(face liar)win
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Drunky on March 11, 2004, 09:40:08 AM
Sandman had a good list.  I would add Sheryl Crow to it.
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Ripsnort on March 11, 2004, 09:44:43 AM
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Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Pongo on March 11, 2004, 10:09:26 AM
Sad thread, says more about the posters then the targets.
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Post by: GtoRA2 on March 11, 2004, 10:15:50 AM
Pongo..
Sadly I agree.

The people in hollywood are tools.  I just do not care what they say.

I do not wish death on them, and some of them are good at what they do. I can seperate that from the crap they spew.

We all have a right to our opinions. Wishing death on someone you do not agree with no mater how big a tard they are is pretty lame.
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: ra on March 11, 2004, 10:17:32 AM
The PC Police have arrived.  Surrender your sense of humor and no one will get hurt.
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Habu on March 11, 2004, 10:17:57 AM
Yes but Jane Fonda really does deserve to pay for what she did during Vietnam.
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Capt. Pork on March 11, 2004, 10:25:58 AM
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Originally posted by Pongo
Sad thread, says more about the posters then the targets.


Actually, the only post here that says anything about anyone is the one you just made.

It says:

I either have no sense of humor, or am too dense too recognize an wild exaggeration when I see one.

For the figuratively-challenged, here's a disclaimer: Nobody is actually wishing death on anyone, merely stating idle dislikes. Death, in this context, is synonymous with: If this person's career were on fire, I wouldn't piss on it to put out the flames.

That being said, J. Lo needs to die. I say cut off blood flow from her derrier--thus killing the rest of her body, including Ben Affleck.
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Mighty1 on March 11, 2004, 10:56:19 AM
The cast of Queer eye
Rosie
Ellen
 
Aw hell it's easier just to say every studmuffin on TV.

Every studmuffin supporter on TV.

Jessica Simpson's husband.(just want him out of the way so she is free to marry again)
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Maverick on March 11, 2004, 11:27:00 AM
Why waste time on a celebrity. The WORST thing you can do to a "celebrity" is to simply ignore them. When they fade into the mediocrity of their pathetic lives based on pretending to be something they are not without anyone paying to see them do it, they will go away.

When they can't get paid to pretend, or to play a game, they will have to get a real job in order to survive.
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: midnight Target on March 11, 2004, 11:32:52 AM
Wow.. funny chit!

Lets kill all the studmuffins... woot!! Hee hee!!! Yeehaww!!!

:aok
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Sandman on March 11, 2004, 12:09:15 PM
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Originally posted by Drunky
Sandman had a good list.  I would add Sheryl Crow to it.


No way! I like SC. :)


Oh... and rip, only five on the list are from television.
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Post by: Ripsnort on March 11, 2004, 12:10:17 PM
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Originally posted by Sandman_SBM
No way! I like SC. :)


Oh... and rip, only five on the list are from television.


Who are the others? Not that I'd care.... :rolleyes:
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: lasersailor184 on March 11, 2004, 12:11:01 PM
Johnny Depp, sean penn, Brittney murphey.  Afterwards, everything is cake.
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Pongo on March 11, 2004, 12:13:54 PM
Ya Im so politically correct.
Your hate mongering is soo funny.
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: SOB on March 11, 2004, 12:23:02 PM
Pongo, it's time to refill your prescription.
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Maverick on March 11, 2004, 12:27:52 PM
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Originally posted by SOB
Pongo, it's time to refill your prescription.


SIG material!!!!  :rofl

Not just for pongo, insert name of your selected BBS poster at will. :p
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Sandman on March 11, 2004, 01:16:24 PM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Who are the others? Not that I'd care.... :rolleyes:


There's a search engine called "Google". Maybe you've heard of it. ;)
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Post by: Ripsnort on March 11, 2004, 01:17:45 PM
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Originally posted by Sandman_SBM
There's a search engine called "Google". Maybe you've heard of it. ;)


Lifes too short to waste on searching for celebratie's names, trust me on this one. ;)
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Post by: Drunky on March 11, 2004, 01:35:55 PM
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Originally posted by Mighty1
Jessica Simpson's husband.(just want him out of the way so she is free to marry again)


She is so freaking stupid that I'm surprised she doesn't forget to breathe.

I don't care how pretty or how well she sings, she should given to some third world country as a trophy wife.
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Gunslinger on March 11, 2004, 01:47:36 PM
at the top of my list would have to be:

Tim Robbins
Sean Penn
Rosie O
Michal Moore
Jane Fonda
MOBY (surprised no one has mentioned him yet)


Celebraties who would be no were near my list would be:

Mel Gibson
John Travolta
Robin Williams
Bruce Willis
Quinton Terintino
Tom Hanks

Some of those may not agree with my views on life but they are very good in thier trade and mostly stay out of politics.
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Capt. Pork on March 11, 2004, 02:01:38 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Pongo
Ya Im so politically correct.
Your hate mongering is soo funny.



If you don't like the thread, stay the hell off.
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Sandman on March 11, 2004, 03:58:30 PM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Lifes too short to waste on searching for celebratie's names, trust me on this one. ;)



Then I don't recommend doing the search. Ignorance can be truly blissful. :)
Title: Re: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Rude on March 11, 2004, 05:06:17 PM
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Originally posted by Capt. Pork
Bill Mahar--slowly and painfully.

Rosie O'donnell--slowly and painfully by having Bill Mahar inserted completely into her.


You shouldn't post this crap....uncalled for.
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Dowding on March 11, 2004, 05:17:33 PM
I don't think any celebrities need to die. There are plenty of truly evil people out there who could do with seeing the light at the end of the tunnel without resorting to killing off a bunch of rich people.

Here's my list:

Robert Mugabe
Idi Amin
Slobodan Mlosevic

I know they don't appear in crappy TV programs, but they killed alot of people which must mean they are nearly as bad as .
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Capt. Pork on March 11, 2004, 05:52:02 PM
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Originally posted by Dowding
I don't think any celebrities need to die. There are plenty of truly evil people out there who could do with seeing the light at the end of the tunnel without resorting to killing off a bunch of rich people.

Here's my list:

Robert Mugabe
Idi Amin
Slobodan Mlosevic

I know they don't appear in crappy TV programs, but they killed alot of people which must mean they are nearly as bad as .


Again, I meant it figuratively. I do not actually hate anyone I have not met personally, nor do I hate anyone at all enough to wish death or even extreme pain upon them(well, almost anyone).

And your list is totally, legit... Except for the fact that Idi Amin is already dead.
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Post by: Capt. Pork on March 11, 2004, 05:54:19 PM
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Originally posted by Rude
You shouldn't post this crap....uncalled for.


Take your holier than thou attitude, roll it up, and insert it into yourself, completely.
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Dowding on March 12, 2004, 01:27:00 AM
I knew he was ill last year, but didn't realise he died. One down...
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Post by: Saintaw on March 12, 2004, 06:01:25 AM
Did I just see Ripsnort saying here he didn't have the time to do Google searches? does that cut down on your Cut/paste time Rip? ;)
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Capt. Pork on March 12, 2004, 07:41:30 AM
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Originally posted by Dowding
I knew he was ill last year, but didn't realise he died. One down...


Yeah, he's toast. Would have been nice if the Israelis had capped his bellybutton during their raid on entebbe but they had a more important job to do.
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2004, 08:21:28 AM
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Take your holier than thou attitude, roll it up, and insert it into yourself, completely.


What about soaking it in kerosene, then lighting  it on fire after insertion?
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Otto on March 12, 2004, 09:00:46 AM
Pork, how about a 'one for one' ?  You.... and a Celebrity of our choice?
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Post by: Rude on March 12, 2004, 09:29:05 AM
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Originally posted by Capt. Pork
Take your holier than thou attitude, roll it up, and insert it into yourself, completely.


Typical.....a simple mind generates simple thoughts.
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Post by: AKIron on March 12, 2004, 09:34:30 AM
This just in. We're all gonna die. Some with more toys than others.
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Post by: midnight Target on March 12, 2004, 12:23:49 PM
comon Rude...these guys are True Americans!! Hate the different, kill the loudmouthed, and freedom for all.











ijits.
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Post by: Holden McGroin on March 12, 2004, 12:47:06 PM
I would like to express my extreme displeasure and indignation at those who would stoop to such a low level as to label an entire population, whose only differences are sense of humor and attitude, idjits.  There are fellow human beings after all.

I am seriously offended and issue this objection on their behalf.
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Post by: SOB on March 12, 2004, 02:26:39 PM
LOL, Rude & MT, I don't even know what to say... but maybe, have a drink and lighten up.
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Post by: midnight Target on March 12, 2004, 03:14:25 PM
OK, if you're buying.....
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Replicant on March 12, 2004, 03:31:56 PM
Kim Basinger and Anjelica Houston and their IRA supporting friends.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Capt. Pork on March 12, 2004, 03:32:12 PM
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Originally posted by Rude
Typical.....a simple mind generates simple thoughts.


Astute observation. Because only renaissance men self-appoint themselves armchair moderators of internet BBSs.

Here's a suggestion,  one I've made before. If you don't like the thread, or the content therein, why not take the higher ground ignore it, rather than waste your time trying to chastise somebody who most likely doesn't share your taste in humor?
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Capt. Pork on March 12, 2004, 03:38:33 PM
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Originally posted by midnight Target
comon Rude...these guys are True Americans!! Hate the different, kill the loudmouthed, and freedom for all.
 



You clearly only hear and see what you want ot hear and see. I've said many time, even on the thread you yourself started in defense of Rosie O'donnel, that I neither hate nor actually wish death on any of these people. If you took it literally you're, well, mistaken. I personally enjoy the company of many, the different included, and have often been labeled a loudmouth myself. And yes, I continue to dislike Rosie O'donnel, her 'humor' and her style in general. That's my decision. My dislike towards her notwithstanding, I am proud to live in a country that can make somebody like her famous, because it indicates that there is room for all tastes and opinions. Would I be upset if she were plunged into obscurity tomorrow? Not at all.

Chill the hell out.
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Rude on March 12, 2004, 04:23:30 PM
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Originally posted by midnight Target
comon Rude...these guys are True Americans!! Hate the different, kill the loudmouthed, and freedom for all.











ijits.


Well...I'm as conservative in my outlook on life and issues as you will find, yet I have nothing in common with some of these folks.

As a Christian man, you would think I would not voice my opinion on alot of these issues...still, I to this day, have a difficult time repressing my flesh and not calling an idiot an idiot.

Sorry for the backslide:)
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Rude on March 12, 2004, 04:25:40 PM
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Originally posted by SOB
LOL, Rude & MT, I don't even know what to say... but maybe, have a drink and lighten up.


MT and I have more in common than you would think.:)

That's whats funny about these boards....if we all could actually meet each other, I wouldn't be suprised to get along with most of all of you....either that or knock you on your arse.:)
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: Rude on March 12, 2004, 04:28:58 PM
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Originally posted by Capt. Pork
Astute observation. Because only renaissance men self-appoint themselves armchair moderators of internet BBSs.

Here's a suggestion,  one I've made before. If you don't like the thread, or the content therein, why not take the higher ground ignore it, rather than waste your time trying to chastise somebody who most likely doesn't share your taste in humor?


You know...ignoring this thread is good sound advice....unfortunetly, I don't seem to have the will to do so today.

Forgive me.
Title: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll!
Post by: hyena426 on March 12, 2004, 04:50:38 PM
george cloony<~~i use to like his movies,,but after i heard his remark about Charlton heston ,,saying he desurved to have alzhimers because he was the persident of the NRA,,,that just wrong and sad to say,,my grampa died of alzhimers,,and it was not a pretty way to go,,i wouldnt wish it on my worst emeny,,but i allmost wish it apon him for such a remark,,charlton heston desurves more respect than that,,and i wont buy anothere clooney movie<~~like it matters,,but it does for me,,being glad that some one caught a disease is just wrong in my book