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Title: Real life Jurassic Park experiment gone awry
Post by: SunTracker on March 11, 2004, 05:02:38 PM

Pulled this off a dinosaur forum.  Think it could have any truth to it?

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but in 1999 6 guys in Penn convinced the US Government to begin a program to extract dinosaur DNA.The organization genetically manipulated the few traces of what they found and thought they'd have a "winning combination". After a full year of incubation, the egg (yes, they used an egg but it was soft-shelled like a fish egg) never developed. This past year was spent trying to correct the supposed mistakes of the past project. They program finally managed to get a cell to divide, they use the same process and created a growing egg. When the egg was examined everything looked fine, weight was a little more than expected, but nothing more that that. In Feb of this year, 2003, the egg was manually hatched. There was no dinosaur, or even anything that looked like oh cookies!ed lizard. What they had grown was a 22lb infectious tumor, that could be spread by blood contact. I spent the last 4 months in a hospital bed having had 3 surgeries and chemonuclear radio therapies. I wish I wouldn't have ever had anything to do with DinoC.E.L.L. There is no way in hell that dinosaurs will walk the earth again, believe me, I've tried. Now the government won't even recognize any of the work I've put forth, and they sure as hell aren't paying my bills.
Craig B.
D.C.A. Molecular Geneticist

Title: Real life Jurassic Park experiment gone awry
Post by: Ripsnort on March 11, 2004, 05:05:43 PM

Click this link (http://home.comcast.net/~ripsnort60/JurrasicFart.wmv) if you want to see how/why the Jurrasic period ended.

Title: Real life Jurassic Park experiment gone awry
Post by: Dowding on March 11, 2004, 05:08:20 PM

My guess would be that it isn't very true.

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There is no way in hell that dinosaurs will walk the earth again, believe me, I've tried.

For some reason I find this bit hilarious.

Title: Real life Jurassic Park experiment gone awry
Post by: GtoRA2 on March 11, 2004, 05:09:38 PM

nothing on snopes.


Still it sounds pretty far fetched.

Title: Real life Jurassic Park experiment gone awry
Post by: Replicant on March 11, 2004, 05:09:55 PM

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Click this link (http://home.comcast.net/~ripsnort60/JurrasicFart.wmv) if you want to see how/why the Jurrasic period ended.

Hey Rip, that's funny as hell! :)

Title: Real life Jurassic Park experiment gone awry
Post by: Vulcan on March 11, 2004, 05:15:22 PM

I didn't think a tumor could be infectious?

Betcha hes a sniper too.

Title: Real life Jurassic Park experiment gone awry
Post by: john9001 on March 11, 2004, 06:16:17 PM

OMG ...IT'S ALIVE ...IT'S ALIIIIIVVEEEE....AAGGGHHHHH