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General Forums => Axis vs Allies => Topic started by: Sakai on March 18, 2004, 07:36:29 AM

Title: New, Improved! Real Axis Complaints and their Allied Counterparts
Post by: Sakai on March 18, 2004, 07:36:29 AM
20:10 Zulu, Somwhere near Kwajalein . . . .
"Look, Trouser Trout Handler, I was trying to fly my aeroplane, you know, the really lithe and dextrous one with the red circles accenting the striped pattern, and these guys in another aeroplane, they fired bullets at me.  BULLETS.  My god I hemmorhaged.  I could sure use a Margarita."

20:12 Zulu, Unfortunately for the brave allied pilots on an unsecured channel . . .
"Oh too-too Missus fancy pants!  I was going to fly a Corsair, because blue is my color, but the guy who used it previously?  He hadn't bathed.  Then those Oriental fellows, oh those lads, the ones whose planes cheat by turning?  They shot my plane while I was cleaning the floor borards and you know I cannot fly with those rubber gloves on and these hands will not be ruined just to keep my stats up.  I need a Pina Colada and a back rub, have you seen Manuel the Cabana boy?"

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Title: New, Improved! Real Axis Complaints and their Allied Counterparts
Post by: Grits on March 18, 2004, 09:15:10 AM
Well, its clear that in this instance the Axis is FAR superior to the Allies, since Margaritas are WAAAAAAAAAY better than Pina Coladas!


What do you know anyway Ricardo Cabeza?
Title: New, Improved! Real Axis Complaints and their Allied Counterparts
Post by: Sakai on March 18, 2004, 09:45:03 AM
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Originally posted by Grits
Well, its clear that in this instance the Axis is FAR superior to the Allies, since Margaritas are WAAAAAAAAAY better than Pina Coladas!


What do you know anyway Ricardo Cabeza?


"Its my Cabeza, I'll Ricardo if I want to  . . . "

Herr Richard Kopf
Title: New, Improved! Real Axis Complaints and their Allied Counterparts
Post by: Grits on March 18, 2004, 10:11:01 AM
Sorry Sakai, I dont know any more Richard Head translations other than Spanish.