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Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: GtoRA2 on March 22, 2004, 01:47:30 PM
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Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: Maverick on March 22, 2004, 01:50:52 PM
Your cat is a spitdweeb?!?!?!?!

Is the dog a Niki???
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: ra on March 22, 2004, 01:51:34 PM
Ironically, 'cat', 'box', and 'spitfire' are all slang terms for the same thing.
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: GtoRA2 on March 22, 2004, 01:55:39 PM
For what Ra?
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: GtoRA2 on March 22, 2004, 01:56:55 PM
Mav...

The dog is more of a B&Zer, I am thinking P-51!
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: Russian on March 22, 2004, 02:07:10 PM
someone needs some cleaning to do. Slob!!!
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: GtoRA2 on March 22, 2004, 02:10:44 PM
Hey! The GF is out of town, I can be a slob!

Besides, its all the damn dogs mess. She has to have life 5 chew toys out to be happy...
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: GRUNHERZ on March 22, 2004, 02:15:23 PM
OMG you are the evil man behind Bonsai Kitten arent you? And now Bonsai Puppy...  ;)
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: GtoRA2 on March 22, 2004, 02:18:01 PM
LOL LOL

No no, I have never tortured this cat.... My GF would beat me..


The dog did get her head stuck in a box once......

One of the long coke boxes!! lol lol I should have taken picture of that.
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: Horn on March 22, 2004, 02:25:52 PM
"If you are able, save for them a place inside of you and save one backward glance for the places they can no longer go. Be not ashamed to say you loved them, though you may or may not have always. Take what they have left and what they have taught you with their dying. And in that time when men decide they feel safe and call the war insane, take one moment to embrace those gentile heroes you left behind." Major Michael Davis O'Donnell, 1 January 1970. Dak To, Vietnam"

Hey Mr Faux Pas, I imagine the noble Major Davis would also embrace Jewish heroes?  :D

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Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: GtoRA2 on March 22, 2004, 02:26:41 PM
Horn LOL


GRRR
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: midnight Target on March 22, 2004, 02:31:40 PM
Nice dog.
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: GtoRA2 on March 22, 2004, 02:34:46 PM
MT
 Yeah she rocks, she is smarter then hell, she could sit, stay, roll over, play dead, sit up, and shake all in under six months.

He only bad trait is a nervous stomach.... ehheeh I think she may be alerigic to red dye, whenever she eats anything with red dye in it she pukes.
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: midnight Target on March 22, 2004, 02:36:54 PM
My lab would be licking cat from his lips right after the second picture... he hates 'em.
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: GtoRA2 on March 22, 2004, 02:39:12 PM
LOL LOL

She chases outside cats, but she loves that little kitty... We got the kitten when the Dog was 6 or 7 months, so they like each other, it is a riot to watch the cat making a flying leap at the dogs tail from a couch....


Also when I have the dog do trick the kitty will come over and steel the bits the dog drops on the floor. She also will run into the dogs crate, to steal dog food! It's dry too... lol
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: 2stony on March 22, 2004, 03:16:03 PM
Originally posted by midnight target:

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My lab would be licking cat from his lips right after the second picture... he hates 'em.


     My 16 lb. orange Tabby would be turning your lab's face into confetti. Pound for pound cats will kick a dog's arse every time. Even outweighed 4 or 5 to 1 they'll usually kick a dog's arse.

:aok
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: GtoRA2 on March 22, 2004, 03:18:50 PM
LOL
 2Stony

 Yeah for the most part but ia big agresive dog just has to get his teeth in and its all over fort he cat.


We had a Boxer Pitbull miz growing up. It did not like cats. It spotted a cat in the back yard and went after it. It had about a 4 times wieght advantage.... The cat Wacked the dog on the nose and cut him and that dog came SCREAMING into the house yelping the whole way. I almost fell over laughing, all in like 10 seconds.
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: 2stony on March 22, 2004, 03:29:29 PM
Oh yea! I've seen dog's noses explode when a cat nails them. We had a Siamese mess up the neighbor's poodle one day. Our cat is walking along the fence in the grass in our yard and the neighbor's poodle stick's its nose through the slats in the fence and start's barking. Our cat hits it with one swipe and the poodle's nose explodes into blood. A couple of days later my dad and I are sitting in the living room playing cribbage and I look over at the neighbor's bathroom window and I see this BB gun barrel sticking out. I look to see what he's aiming at and I see our cat walking along the fence way down in back. I guess he was trying to take revenge for his poodle(lol).



:rofl
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: GtoRA2 on March 22, 2004, 03:41:07 PM
Hope you called the cops on the *******./..

We had a guy killing people pets cats in my neighborhood when I was a teen, he would never get them all the way on the first shot so they would suffer..... jerk.


If some **** took potshots at my pet he would pay...
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: maslo on March 22, 2004, 05:24:54 PM
thanks for pictures, you gave me a hope, that there is someone with similaty mess on the floor as i have :D
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: GtoRA2 on March 22, 2004, 05:27:04 PM
Man that is nothing. I have friends who such slobs, you wouldn't Believe it!


Besides, its all the dogs fault!!
:D
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: AKWeav on March 22, 2004, 10:53:58 PM
So lets see a pic of the spit that came in the box.
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: Capt. Pork on March 22, 2004, 11:01:16 PM
Does the ionic breeze work? Mine sucked, right out of the box. Did you get it from Sharper Image?

The animals are cute. All the cats I ever lived with had to get used to getting shot with rubber bands. Some of them hated it, some liked it. One of them got so good he could swat them out of mid air as they flew towards him. That was my favorite.

How old are you?

I could have sworn you said you were in 6th grade in the airsoft thread--I probably didn't read it carefully enough.
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: GtoRA2 on March 22, 2004, 11:28:47 PM
Here you go, the spit and some others by the same company


21st Century Toys

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/314_1080019567_spittop.jpg)
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/314_1080019542_spitfront.jpg)
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/314_1080019519_spitcp.jpg)
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/314_1080019438_spit3.jpg)
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/314_1080019419_p-38front.jpg)
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/314_1080019397_jug.jpg)
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/314_1080019375_hoglowfront.jpg)

All 1/18 scale and all come with a pilot action figure, they have a bunch of tanks the same scale
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: GtoRA2 on March 22, 2004, 11:31:45 PM
Pork, thats just a fan, I can not see spending that kinda cash on an air purifier.

I am 30 actualy. In the airsoft thread I gave a story from 6th Grade... a long long time ago.

Ruberbands and the little cat are not a good combo... Pulling a rubber band out of an upset cats bellybutton is not fun. :(
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: LAWCobra on March 22, 2004, 11:34:55 PM
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Originally posted by GtoRA2
Ruberbands and the little cat are not a good combo... Pulling a rubber band out of an upset cats bellybutton is not fun. :(


Ben there done that It aint fun still have the scares.

Had to pull a full pair of panty hose out my dogs arse once too .
Kinda funny the poor dog had this paniced look on his face:rofl
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: NUKE on March 22, 2004, 11:39:28 PM
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Originally posted by LAWCobra
Ben there done that It aint fun still have the scares.

Had to pull a full pair of panty hose out my dogs arse once too .
Kinda funny the poor dog had this paniced look on his face:rofl


how exactly did a full pair of panty hose get into your dog's arse?????  I am calling BS on this one!
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: GtoRA2 on March 22, 2004, 11:47:36 PM
LoL for my kitty Nuke the rubber band went in the front....
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: rookie_spitfire on March 23, 2004, 08:27:53 AM
I have a cat that is like 14 yrs old, she is about 10 lbs and she teases my dogs, she'll go up to them, rub her tail and everything up against their faces purring like she doesn't care and then when they go to sniff her, she snaps, goes totally sckitzo on thier faces and  just attacks them, then runs, and of course my dogs will chase and she goes up a tree and goes to almost the very top, and then the dogs get bored, walk away and it starts all over again... almost every day it happens. U'd think my dog's would learn by now!
:D
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: Vermillion on March 23, 2004, 01:13:58 PM
I own 3 Boxers and they all see the cat (or other cats they encounter) as a living fluffy play toy.  Mine don't actually want to hurt the cat, they just see them as play things.

I've seen each of them get clawed in the face, and just ignore it.

The thing is with a Boxer, they see a cat pull up and start to swat with its claws, they do their "boxer" act and swat back with their paws.  Which given the disparity in size and reach usually means the cat gets knocked head over tail several times, and before it recovers it bearings the dog has it pinned to the ground.

Ocaisonally a cat will get a good hit in, but its usually ignored until the end of "play time" ;)
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: Swoop on March 23, 2004, 01:20:39 PM
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Originally posted by LAWCobra
Had to pull a full pair of panty hose out my dogs arse once too .



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Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: Ripsnort on March 23, 2004, 01:47:34 PM
Funny thread! Cute pics too.
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: FUNKED1 on March 23, 2004, 02:59:27 PM
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Originally posted by Vermillion
I own 3 Boxers and they all see the cat (or other cats they encounter) as a living fluffy play toy.  Mine don't actually want to hurt the cat, they just see them as play things.

I've seen each of them get clawed in the face, and just ignore it.

The thing is with a Boxer, they see a cat pull up and start to swat with its claws, they do their "boxer" act and swat back with their paws.  Which given the disparity in size and reach usually means the cat gets knocked head over tail several times, and before it recovers it bearings the dog has it pinned to the ground.

Ocaisonally a cat will get a good hit in, but its usually ignored until the end of "play time" ;)


Cats play too.  They have two or three "gears" on the swats.  There's "just playin", "yer pissin me off", and "It's on, b*tch!"
Title: My dog and cat are funny
Post by: GtoRA2 on March 23, 2004, 03:03:08 PM
We have another cat that is not fond of the dog, and is big enough it has hurt me a few times when startled. LOL

Big chicken..


The dog leave that one alone.


The little one was a riot to watch when she was gettign used to the dog. I saw Lab Lip stretch like 3 inches as the kitty had her claw stuck in it and was slowly being pulled to the edge of the end table.