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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Vulcan on May 29, 2001, 10:51:00 PM
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Last night while being abused and accused after killing some dweeb with my uber-tiffie, and of course prodding the poor soul into a downward spiral of profanity using my superior intellect and wit - I suddenly realised that it had been some time since I had seen the FDBs earn the B.
When was the last time you saw an FDB provoke a stream of abuse and profanity?
Even SOB whimpers like a bullied-nerd when you shot him down. Animal just shrugs like he gets beaten up every day. Even Creamo has lost the edge on the chute kills. And Fatty... well hes just a mommas-boy.
So I ask you... Fat Drunk Bastards? Or Fat Drunk rutabagas?
Time to revoke the mancard and rename the squad I say.
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Look at my IL2 kills. Every one is Headon, believe me, I'm trying (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Look at that... A WHIMPER of a reply: "I'm trying".
Shame SHAME SHAME. Pathetic, just pathetic.
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Oh, bite me, yah weenie shaped excuse fer a dildo. We still got yer mojo inna wiretop on display and awaiting scheduled electron microscope examination by experts on small apendages... (the Assasins)
Now shaddap, or we'll send the rest of yah off to Fatty's mom fer Tunnel Drills.
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
hang
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As well as being an off-topic post, posted in the wrong forum, this is also purely argumentative and derogitory. I've discussed it with the rest of the squad and they agree that you've crossed the line of good taste and common courtesy with this posting of yours. And the use of the word "rutabagas", not used in the context of a feline is the most disturbing of all. Shame on you. I truely can't comprehend what would cause such angst in our direction from you, and while I feel a bit of anger, I'm mostly just saddened by it.
Please Pyro, lock this thread. Vulcan has clearly stepped over the line.
SOB
...I'm off to have a good cry now while I watch Oprah and drink a cup of tea.
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Vulcan,
You have clearly missed the gunman26, DeeZCamp, Urching sagas, inspired by yours truly.
Those who were present when either of these guys just had a nervous breakdown on channel 1 know that there is still much fun to be had on the MA.
here are some quotes, as accurate as I can remember then:
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DeeZCamp: You didnt beat me with your GAY hammerhead and fancy ACM, you beat me because of lag, you studmuffin (repeat a different variation of this sentence every minute for almost an hour and a half)
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gunman26: Youre still living with your dad? get a life you loser, and also get a job. (I dont remember what caused this attack)
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Urchin: I thought you were leaving, too bad you didnt. I just met you and I already detest you. Is there anything that irritates you? I would do my best to make your life miserable.
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Nash: why are you so mean to me? you are always a jerk to me. (after I revealed on channel one he has Cooties)
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I still do my best to make Channel 1 more colorful each day. But with TOWD gone, and CavemanJ barely around, its no easy task. People seem to be bailing out less now too. You rarely see a chute anymore.
Still I get lucky sometimes when I find someone trying to ditch and shoot him to hell.
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You got the quote waaay wrong there, pal. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
I said in effect: "Why are you always so mean to me. I'm trying to be your friend and want you to like me but you're just so mean to me."
If you didn't take that as tongue in cheek then we've got some serious communication issues to deal with here. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Besides.... I said that about a month ago. You said I had cooties only 2 days ago. Again, how you lie and pervert the facts.
And I can't remember what happened next... I probably smacked yer sorry arse around the arena a few times. Oh no wait! I remember - you had *switched* to Rooks in order to avoid me smackin' yer arse around the arena.
Btw... I belive Urchin said he "loathed" you... not "detested" you... If memory serves.
Yes Vulcan.... Animal surely does put the B in FDB.
Btw Animal... It's nice to see ya back... but don't ever deprive me of shootin' ya down... stay Bish where you belong (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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NASH HAS COOTIES!!!!1
it was not tongue in cheeck when you told that to me on ROGER WILCO and I could hear your voice it was shakey and almost crying.
I moved to rooks so I could track you and make the bishes dweeb hunt you.
but I was stupid not to realize that every time you log into AH its a dweeb hunt were every red plane gets to shoot YOU down.
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Nethawk: Does your squad openly shoot down chutes?
Fatty: At times, but only if they want to.
Nethawk: Theyre scum
Fatty: cc they are scum
Fatty: as am I
Fat DRUNK Bastards
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No no no....
Man, the weed down there MUST be good like you say.... because yer memory is *shot*.
When we were on Roger Wilco, that was the time I kicked you off your own "reserved exculsively for the FDB" channel.
5 minutes later there was a post saying you're leaving AH, and I'm sure a pair of soiled diapers to go along with it.
If I knew I hurt your feeling so much, I would have stopped. I did not realize you were so sensitive, or I never would have pushed it this far.
You are a good man Animal. A *decent* man. A kind, gentle, caring, and generous person with love in his heart and sunshine and joy to spread throughout the world. Please don't ever let anyone bring you down (for this can be a cold, cruel and lonely place, and there are some *bad* people out there!).
Take your dreams, you hopes, your ambitions and your desires, and put them in a special place inside of you. Walk with your head held high (smile!), and may no dwarves pee on your parade.
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I rule.
Take it to email guys.
Regards
Dar
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Hang... aren't you in the 357th Alt-Monkey-Ack-Running Squad?
I'm sorry Animal but do you really think getting a rise out of Gunman26, Deezcamp, or Urchin actually means you've achieved something? Comon... you could swat a fly across the other side of the world and these guys would break out in hysterics. My god its easier to get these guys to spew forth on channel 1 that it is to get RAM to quit (again)! And easier than getting a meaningless message run through some bizzare god-knows-what language to English parser from Minus.
Show me some real acheivements? For instance... I rope a doped <censored> last night and the guy went storming out clutching a film he was gonna email to HTC. Not only that but I kept reminding him he was the later in the rope a dope. Guy was damn near in tears.
Face it, you lot have lost it. Your balls have shrunk up and crawled into your apple and put a "RETIRED" sign between your buttcheeks.
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Holy.... keerist..
lol... damn!
That was awesome.
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Crap Vulcan, ease up.. you've got a stranglehold on these boys balls.
-SW
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"Look at my IL2 kills. Every one is Headon, believe me, I'm trying"
This is a fact. Having been a first hand witness several times in this last week. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
- Westy
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No Vulcan. I came outta the closet and declared my love fer Fatty's Mom. As we all know now, fatty's mom's was once a man... I now have her glorious fat-assed photo on the nose of my pony, and she inspires me (as she does all who know her) to not bother commin home.. Died every sortie this tour.
And Vulcan.... touch my monkey. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Hang
p.s... got any naked pictures of yer mom?
no??? wanna buy some??
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There was a day when the FDBs more than made up for flying ineptness by verbal assaults that caused most recipients to actually question their own self worth.
Ah... the good old days.
Now, they strive to stay politically correct and are actually the recipients of more than they dish out. I'm going to have to agree with the FDP label... though if I say it out loud I'm sure my wife will know and will kick my ass.
Yes... that's right... I'm calling the FDBs the FDPs... me... someone that's afraid that his wife is going to kick his ass.
AKDejaVu
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I believe SOB is right, this open hostility can leave permanent scars upon the community. If we wish to live and fly in a loving community, this inflammatory language cannot be allowed to continue.
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Originally posted by Fatty:
I believe SOB is right, this open hostility can leave permanent scars upon the community. If we wish to live and fly in a loving community, this inflammatory language cannot be allowed to continue.
fargin pansy
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Mason Fat Drunk (chute shooting) Bastards (http://fdb.50megs.com) -- "shut up and FLY"
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amazinhunks
you want verbal abuse?
I'll give you some.
but not here.
cya all in channel 1
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Nethawk: Does your squad openly shoot down chutes?
Fatty: At times, but only if they want to.
Nethawk: Theyre scum
Fatty: cc they are scum
Fatty: as am I
Fat DRUNK Bastards
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[This message has been edited by Animal (edited 05-30-2001).]
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Oh shut up animal. After your post about "moving back in with dad and re-evaluating my life"... you might as well just get back under fatty's desk. Heard he likes to ask you about your daddy on a regular basis.
I swear... the FDBs used to have rules regarding sex with sheep: 1) Just say ewww to ewes. 2) If it doesn't have horns its probably not horny 3) Did you say your name was Ram? <Schwing!>
Now, I seriously doubt they mention sex with seep anymore. I'm even beginning to think a couple of them may be hetro. I also believe that they are now aware of their own nakedness and refuse to fly nude anymore.
The new caring sensitive millenium is upon us. The FDBs have become the Weight Conscious Alchohal Abusing Single Parent squad. FDPs is still a better handle.
AKDejaVu
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you will regret this, dirtball.
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Nethawk: Does your squad openly shoot down chutes?
Fatty: At times, but only if they want to.
Nethawk: Theyre scum
Fatty: cc they are scum
Fatty: as am I
Fat DRUNK Bastards
Join Team Aces High, help cancer research. (http://members.ud.com/services/teams/team.htm?id=68A1910C-C1C3-4049-93ED-01295390EE17)[/url]
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"Oh shut up animal. After your post about "moving back in with dad and re-evaluating my life"... you might as well just get back under fatty's desk. Heard he likes to ask you about your daddy on a regular basis."
ROFLMAD! Oh my GOD! that one is gonna be an classic Deja!!!
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Sorry couldnt keep away
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<hands Fatty a box of tissues>
cough studmuffin cough
Originally posted by Fatty:
I believe SOB is right, this open hostility can leave permanent scars upon the community. If we wish to live and fly in a loving community, this inflammatory language cannot be allowed to continue.
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Heehehehheee...
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I like ice cream
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This just in......
Phil Donahue has been made a squad member of the FDP's.
In a press release, Mr. Donahue stated that "this is a group of fellows that he can really bond with and relate to."
He goes on to say that, and I quote, "One would have to look far and wide to find a more sensitive, caring group of men who don't put up false testosterone facades.
This collection of men, I am proud to bring into my sensitivity workshops as modern role models for today's caring male, who unencumbered by male machismo, can relate and share common interests with our female friends."
Now, if this wasn't enough, Mr. Donahue stated that Alan Alda has also been invited to join the group.
And in an even more bizarre twist, the FDP's have appointed Richard Simmons as their physical trainer.
The Press Conference was held at the FDP's new headquarters, which was tastefully decorated with some tips from their new plane decorator, Martha Stewart.
I am told the FDP's new cockpit designs will have very tasteful window treatments. Accented with nice hanging plants.
Their new Logo will incorporate the NOW symbol.
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Cobra.. had you heard anything on the Pat Boone recruiting drive? I hear they may have gotten him.
AKDejaVu
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From what I understand, Pat Boone was all set to join when the FDP turned him down at the last minute.
It was recently discovered by one of the FDP members that Pat Boone appeared at the American Music Awards in 1997 dressed in chains, a leather vest and sporting fake tattoos. He was promoting a new album that he had made of covers of heavy metal music.
This was deemed too offensive and demonstrated a complete lack of character and a clean set of moral values. In essence, it was distasteful.
The offer was quickly rescinded.
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..but not before he cleaned the latrines, paid the 1st 20 year memebership dues and spent the obligiatory 12 hours in a 6x9 with Fatty's Mom.
Fact is; my cat kicked his bellybutton with a 205 in a HO while he wuz in a Chog. We were forced to disapprove his application.
Further, Martha Stewart withdrew her support after Fatty's Mom wiped her bellybutton using martha's new chintz bathroom curtains..
Richard Simmons quit right after Animal came back and swiped the new teddy he was saving for Sally...
Alan Alda was asked to leave after he swiped Mason's sack of Oreo's and botched Creamo's testicle enlargemenet operation.
All in all we're havin a hell of a time.. Trimmer thinks the squad goldfish is God's Chosen Voice on Earth, Fatty's annoyed at the stinky curtains in the bathroom, Animal keeps augering when his new teddy flys up in the inverts, Mason's still lookin fer his magic cookies and Creamo sounds awful shrill lately on RW.
*sigh*
On the good side... ummm... ahhh....we still got 27 kegs of iced beer here in the ready room. Now if Sally would just quit playing grab-ass with SOB's monkey and produce the tap we sent him out for last week... (that's when all this wierd toejam strted, yah know??)
Hang
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We are still the same bastards....we just got tired of the whiners and decided to play the game nice.
As for you Vulcan you run like a pansy in your Typhoon.
Nice post though.....hooked almost the whole dam squad (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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What in the hell was Sally doing with my monkey?!? Keep yer fargin' paws off of Jocko or he may cut 'em off ya fairy!
(http://www.matthoffman.cc/img/cabin010101/jocko2.jpg)
Now go and write your name all over Fatty's airplane!
SOB
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I asked you people to be nice. Now SOB's feelings are so hurt he's afraid to appear in public without a disguise.
(http://home.flash.net/~collis/images/turtle.jpg)
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"In the picture above, SOB is pointing out the size of his penii"
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What's a Cootie?
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You guys are lacking the testosterone levels you once had... I'm guessing the real FDBs have been replaced by LimpWristed, open hearted, leather wearing wierdos...
I couldn't even sucker Creamo into a pissing match on channel 1.
Absolutely dissappointing.
-SW
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Hiya Ddriag,
A Cootie, as Animal used the term, is Puerto Rican meaning "large testicle".
I hope this helps.
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SOB is pointing out the size of his penii
He has more than one? Freak.
AKDejaVu
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Doesn't everybody?
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wolf37
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Freak. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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LOL, you guys are dead funny, you should write stand -up. I don't usually laugh at mom jokes,but these are some of the best ones I ever heard. Is this just an act on the BBS or do you do this on Wilco also?
[This message has been edited by NHFoxtro (edited 06-01-2001).]
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its worse on RW
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I've never heard or seen ANYTHING like it anywhere; anytime. And I been around some. They (we) are certifiable. Even in Georgia.
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ONLY place better than this would be the Frogs place down town next to the multi-plex XXX. I think they CALL it Senor Frog's sound like something fattys would like?
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It's a franchise.. he owns it. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Times change, and so do people. We of the Fat Drunk Bastards have spent a lot of time in AH now, and many of us no longer find enjoyment from simply eliciting whines from the populace. We still have some -- like Fatty -- who cling to our old, ignorant ways, but most have come to realize the joy of a fair fight and to respect our adversaries.
To reflect these changes, I am redesigning our website. I think the pastel color scheme well reflects our squad's newfound attitude.
You can check it out here. (http://http://www.so-how-does-roadkill-taste-you-dumb-mother-diddlyer.com)
<S> and Cheerio!
Gordo
[This message has been edited by Lance (edited 06-04-2001).]
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I think your incompetence got in the way and you fat fingered in the URL of your new website, Gordo.
http://www.so-how-does-roadkill-taste-you-dumb-mother-diddlyer.com (http://www.so-how-does-roadkill-taste-you-dumb-mother-diddlyer.com)
As you can see that URL is entirely too long to be a proper address... I think this is the URL you meant to post.
http://www.rutabagas.com (http://www.rutabagas.com)
As for your new, more mellow tone and your apparent lack of self-esteem and competence, I can only attribute that to the fact that you are no longer drinking beer. You must have moved to wine coolers, and we all know wine coolers are for men that like to get "in touch with their feminine side".
On top of this, I have been told by Fatty that I need to cease with making fun of your squad name, or else he'll send his boyfriend after me and have him scratch my eyes out with his long, red painted finger nails.
I am very disappointed with you guys, I never thought you would swing "that way"....
(http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/funny/rolling_eyes.gif)
-SW
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WTF!?!?!?! I go on vacation for a week and come back to this crap?
Cant we all just get along?
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Originally posted by sling322:
Cant we all just get along?
No.
-SW
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I guess some people still have emotional scars and cant recover months after getting chute killed by Creamo months ago
Shut up SW, you sure talk a lot, go prove yourself on the REAL no-mans land, the place were heroes fear to walk.. CHANNEL 1
[This message has been edited by Animal (edited 06-04-2001).]
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Originally posted by Animal:
Shut up SW, you sure talk a lot, go prove yourself on the REAL no-mans land, the place were heroes fear to walk.. CHANNEL 1
First of all, it's "where" you ignorant, incompetent, uneducated fruit cake. If you weren't too busy being Creamo's play toy, you would publicly announce that your girlfriend is in fact just a blow up doll, and that fine lady in those pictures you have been freely posting on the HTC UBB is just some girl you follow around paying her to take pictures with you so you can brag about how kewl you are to your Fruity handsomehunk B*tches. I see through you charade Animal, that poor girl has no idea how deranged you are and is just allowing you to take photos with her so she can get your money... the same money you acquire by giving BJs to Fatty.
That tattoo that says "B*tch" on your forehead fits you perfectly, now get back to work... I'm sure Fatty has a load to blow off.
-SW
(http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/funny/moon.gif)
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SeaWulfe, you're just a poo poo head.
SOB
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uhh..
Fine Lady..?
MONEY?
Geez if there was any money involved I'd sure be begging her to let me take naked pictures.
Sorry SW, you trying too hard to be a jerk, but its something that comes off natural, and its not in you.
Now go outside and plant some trees and help old ladies cross the street, the kind of things you really enjoy doing when you are finished trying to make us whine here.
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I don't plant trees, I don't help old ladies cross the street, I don't sit around having pillow talk with Fairy Dinky B*tches and sip on wine coolers like you Animal..
And SOB.. STOP MAKING FUN OF ME YOU DOOKY FACE!!!!
-SW
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I apologize for wulfie. He's still a virgin and it obviously shows. He'd be able to wear a white tux to his senior prom if he could get a date (black gloves of course).
But don't let that serve as an indication that there will be any lightening up in regards to the FDPs... especially SOB... literally.
You guys are empty vessels... void of the bile and filth that made you a great squad in days gone by. Now merely fit to serve as sample specimine jars for Wulfie's quest to generate a living sperm cell.
AKDejaVu
[This message has been edited by AKDejaVu (edited 06-04-2001).]
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wolfie, you should post more like Deja, now that is class.
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Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
He's still a virgin and it obviously shows.
I think your pets will say otherwise. I mean......
I'm not on a quest to generate a living sperm cell, I'm on a quest to find out and duplicate the genes that comprise the genetic make-up for people that are complete failures in life.
So far, with the sample I've collected from Animal.. I'm already 75% there.
-SW
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You should have conducted the experiment with your own genes.
With your 100% loser genes, the experiment would be the only successful thing in your life.
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I tried that, test only concluded 2% loser genes... and there's a 2% margin of error.
*I'M* the one conducting the test, therefore *I'm* the scientist.
The only experiment you've conducted is to see how deep throat you can go on Fatty.
-SW
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yeah you are a scientist alright
A studmuffin SCIENTIST!!!![/i]
HAHAHAH TAKE THAT l0s3r, TRIX0RED!!!!!1
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What's that? I can't understand you... (http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/cwm/cwm/eek7.gif) get your mouth off of Fatty's johnson for two seconds so I can understand you.
-SW
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:::chuckles::: Seawulfe, your answer to the question I posed in that URL has been duly noted as "Yummy! FEED ME MORE!!"
Unfortunately for you, I don't do requests for hungry coprophiliacs.
We are not drinking less, getting in touch with our feminine side, and so fourth -- no matter how much you wish it to be so. I know this must leave you heartbroken, as it has long been common knowledge that you AK's are a sad lot of phalically challenged pre-op transexuals who only play AH because it is the closest thing to a 1940's era USO showgirl sim on the market.
So it is without sorrow that I have to tell you that your probing attempt at finding a likeminded squad to fraternize with has failed, but as a suggestion, you might try the Assasins. They are said to like effeminate men with perty mouths and a sway to their hips (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Gordo
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Gordo, I am forced to concur with your assesment of the Assassins, but other than that your post is ass.
I put forth a scene recently witnessed at a bar in Oregon:
An "FDB" (FDP) at a bar said "No more for me, thanks, I have to drive home".... after two drinks! And I swear he lost 3 pounds just sitting there. And what was one of the main topics?.... his dad.
I put it forth to one of your members (freak): SOB... tell me this didn't happen.
AKDejaVu
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Gordo, now I know you are used to being spoken to in an abusive manner by your pimps, but please do not confuse my condescending tone with that of an aggressive pimp giving you "the talk" and about to take part in your goods. I am merely trying to toughen you up, so you will not whimper "yes" everytime your pimp tells you to get on your knees and top him off, instead you will flick him off and let Animal give your pimp the BJ.
As for the Assassins thing, yes I know their whole story. When I was fighting them in the Dueling Arena with the FDBs, everytime I shot a 20mm up their bellybutton they would tell me on the private radio that "they really enjoyed it" and would I "do it again".
With a squad name like ASSassins, what could you expect?
-SW
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That aint true of SOB Deja, stop spreading lies.
That just couldnt have happened.
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Things are getting back to normal I see. Scrollin thru this thread leaves me with the same happy feeling I get after takin a good dump.
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Scene: You're in a bar, sitting across a table from two pasty white engineer-types sucking down beer and looking at you with a certain glint in their eyes that lets you know they want to make you the meat in their man sandwich. Do you...
A. Drink past the point of beligerent and leave yourself in an alcohol induced haze and at the mercy of these meatgazers.
B. Continue on the with conversation about how pretty Ripsnort would look in a dress and lots of makeup, and how HTC would be the dream team of sweet tulips if only Yankee and Ronni weren't there to throw off the curve.
C. Use all of your willpower to have as few drinks as possible for a fat assed lush, change the conversation to whatever comes to your mind so that it doesn't turn into a discussion about anything to do with pastels, little boys in dresses, or the latest model of the foot long double dong at the transsexual porn shop. Then, while still in control of your faculties, get away post haste and liquor yourself up throroughly at home while flying and doing your best to alienate your squadmates with filthy comments about their loved ones.
While any AK, ASSassin, or Blue Knit for that matter would obviously choose both options A and B, I found it prudent to stick with C and spare myself the horror of what could have been. My apologies for not oblidging your fantacies DJ, but it's just not gonna happen...perhaps Milenko will be more forthcoming?
SOB
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BREAKING NEWS:
Reports are coming in that the Night Hawks beat up the FDBs in the MA last night!
Apparently the ***We bad*** team took offense at a FDB Fund Raising Cake sale held at A1 (ohhh Creamo looked so hot in that pink Apron).
2 NHs were injured with scratch marks and squeak slaps to the face. Most of the FDB squad was hospitalized, however MA-Moderators say charges cannot be laid as the NHs are technically all juveniles (under 12 years old).
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SOB,
I read through that whole post... and I can really just sum it up with one word:
Excuses
You turned down a drink. You lost weight while we were there (well.. it had to be at least 5 lbs off your weight when the bartender changed your depends). And you knew your father (even talking fondly of him).
<shaking head>
FDP
AKDejaVu
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Alright, I admit it, I did know my father and he was married to my mother at the time of my birth, and God help me, even during conception! Hopefully my squadmates can forgive that shortcoming.
SOB
BTW...I haven't sold my pickup yet, but I decided to buy that pinball game anyhow. It should be here next week. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
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BTW...I haven't sold my pickup yet, but I decided to buy that pinball game anyhow. It should be here next week.
Hmmmm... next trip will have to be down in Salem to play some Adams Family (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
AKDejaVu
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..or the latest model of the foot long double dong at the transsexual porn shop.
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DEJA: "..ooooh yes. thats the one I want."
PORN SHOP OWNER: "Righto, sport. Yah want it wrapped??"
DEJA: "Oh, my; no. I'll eat it here."
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Originally posted by SOB:
Scene: You're in a bar, sitting across a table from two pasty white engineer-types sucking down beer and looking at you with a certain glint in their eyes that lets you know they want to make you the meat in their man sandwich. Do you...
A. Drink past the point of beligerent and leave yourself in an alcohol induced haze and at the mercy of these meatgazers.
B. Continue on the with conversation about how pretty Ripsnort would look in a dress and lots of makeup, and how HTC would be the dream team of sweet tulips if only Yankee and Ronni weren't there to throw off the curve.
C. Use all of your willpower to have as few drinks as possible for a fat assed lush, change the conversation to whatever comes to your mind so that it doesn't turn into a discussion about anything to do with pastels, little boys in dresses, or the latest model of the foot long double dong at the transsexual porn shop. Then, while still in control of your faculties, get away post haste and liquor yourself up throroughly at home while flying and doing your best to alienate your squadmates with filthy comments about their loved ones.
While any AK, ASSassin, or Blue Knit for that matter would obviously choose both options A and B, I found it prudent to stick with C and spare myself the horror of what could have been. My apologies for not oblidging your fantacies DJ, but it's just not gonna happen...perhaps Milenko will be more forthcoming?
SOB
There is "OPTION D" which is to avoid being anywhere near Limp wristed, Pillow-Hugging, ButtBandits like You and Deja, ergo the reason I stay 50 miles west of you Fellas".
I don't think you guys are gay tho, cuz I just don't believe you're at all happy about the fact that ya can't git a woman and therefore hafta date men.
Well, maybe Gordo is.
OH MY! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Originally posted by milnko:
OH MY! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Now what in the hell is this you easy mode, green alien dweeb of a weenie???
I saw you flick your wrist and snap your fingers when you said that... you are just as fruity and shifty as Gordo, SOB and Fatty put together. That's just awful! (http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/shocked/Oogle_anim.gif)
I think that being HB's butt.. I mean wingman.. is making you choose the back door entrances rather than taking the skin boat to tuna town. (http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/shocked/shocked_2.gif)
You all need to just stop putting up this front, I can see you peaking out of the closet! You mine as well come all the way out, everyone can see you in there!
You girly men. (http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/shocked/icon24.gif)
-SW
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SOB,
I read through that whole post... and I can really just sum it up with three words:
Factually correct excuses
You turned down a drink and spurned my homosexual advances. You lost weight while we were there and it wasn't due to your sharing of your manchowder (well.. it had to be at least 5 lbs off your weight when the bartender changed your depends... er... oh wait, that was when SW came and visited. Sorry, these ambushes at the Rump Jungle blur together at times). And you knew your father (even talking fondly of him without exchanging any stories of him having sexually molested you as a child -- how could you respect a father who had so neglected his child?!).
<shaking head>
FDP
AKDejaVu
Er, well, SOB, I was all prepared to bust you down to latrine scrubber again after Deja's contention that you refused a drink. However, in light of the circumstances surrounding the event, I believe you did the right thing. Carry on.
Gordo
[This message has been edited by Lance (edited 06-05-2001).]
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Gordo, I admire you ability to talk out of your ass.. it's a skill I have been working quite hard on doing, unfortunately I fail miserably and am left with an unpleasant odor and mess in my pants.
As for SOB turning down drinks, that only further points to your squad losing the hair on their balls (let me guess, you guys are into that 'Nair' crap??). Stopping at 2 beers? What was he doing... reserving himself for when he gets home so he can pop open a case of wine coolers and hop out back with Animal?
Your insults are lamer than ever, as if you guys are popping ecstasy so you can love everyone around you.
What's the deal guys? Did you strafe too many chutes and now you can't take it anymore? You guys can't stand the whines and belly aches from the aggrivated weenie gamer? That doesn't sound like a Bastard to me... sounds more like a popsicle!
-SW
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Stopping at 2 beers?
Beers? SOB didn't want beer.. he said it tastes yuckie. Instead, he wanted a drink where "he couldn't taste the alcohol".
FDP.
And Gordo, there was a time when turning down a drink merrited some quality latrine duty time alongside Hangtime. Now, as long as there is a good "excuse", you can get out of it. Remember when there was no such thing as an excuse?
FDP.
AKDejaVu
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Damn, you really are sad. Insulting a man for drinking Jack Daniels while you're downing one of the latest trendy NW microspews? After I'm done drinking I piss beer, and you're welcome to it.
SOB
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The Bastards WILL be separated from the rutabagas at the con. I have a spare liver on ice that I grabbed off the leading edge of my wing from shooting down AK's.
I recon it's brand new and never REALLY been tested.
SPEWwolfe can sip the fruity drinks with umbrella's.
Vulva (a.k.a. vulcan) does not have the balls to make an appearance, which is fine, because he would likely miss his sheep and want to chase down hblair and the rest of the cute, cuddly ASSassins.
Now PISS off.
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Wonder what frued would say about your fantasizing about me being a part of a female genitile? Must be the man-loving-women-substitution the FDPs are into.
I'll be at the con, if someone can give me a lift (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Originally posted by skernsk:
The Bastards WILL be separated from the rutabagas at the con. I have a spare liver on ice that I grabbed off the leading edge of my wing from shooting down AK's.
I recon it's brand new and never REALLY been tested.
SPEWwolfe can sip the fruity drinks with umbrella's.
Vulva (a.k.a. vulcan) does not have the balls to make an appearance, which is fine, because he would likely miss his sheep and want to chase down hblair and the rest of the cute, cuddly ASSassins.
Now PISS off.
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Didn't bother reading the whole thread. Saw a funny picture of SOB in there though. LOL! I quit reading when the usual drivel started. Saw my squads name mentioned a few times, ho hum, maybe in good light, maybe bad, who cares.
Funny thread turned retarded. Same old song and dance....
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none of this is serious wolf or hblair.
-SW
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LOL...get more drunk, then actually read all of the posts Hblair. It's all just in fun. Except that part about you being the Mullet King of southern Alabama. I think that part was purely factual (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
SOB
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You guys need to get together and have one, long, hard scrap...
... or shag, whichever takes your fancy.
BTW, this is a great thread, and is the perfect anti-dote to all them there 'I quit' posts around here recently. Please keep it up.
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SOB, SW, you don't have to straighten up just because you're afraid I'm gonna clean house at the con.
First, I gotta mop the floor with Mr. 6377, then I'm gonna throw gunowner#26 out the window, along with rhino.
Then and only then I'll prolly use SOB as a bowling ball and roll him over the rest of the FDB's. After that, I'm gonna take on all the AK's at once, pulling some Charlie Chan action on 'em. Then throw them out the window along with gunowner#26.
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We've been talking about it Hblair, and we think we can kick your ass. We'll see you at the con.
Muahahaha
We also talked about kicking SOB's ass, but decided that experience would be too "squishy".
AKDejaVu
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Spermsk, I'll slam your head into Fatty's bellybutton so hard that you'll come out of Animal's wang.. all this WHILE sipping on my fruity drink and admiring the beauty of my pretty miniature paper umbrella. I won't even break a nail and my dress won't get messed, I won't fall over in my high heels either!
I'll beat your half-wit canadian bacon bellybutton into the ground and won't so much as break a sweat!
Bring it on squeak, don't make me hafta slap you around like a red headed step child!
And as far as you go Hblair... I'll grab cumman26 by his girly arms and beat you unconscious with him while he flails about screaming like a lil' sissy!
(http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/funny/rolling_eyes.gif)
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-SW
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I don't know what rituals you arabian nits like to go through, but hands off my bellybutton if you don't mind.
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but Fatty you are so phat... with a p h!!
-SW
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Anyone else noticed the FDPs didn't even try and deny that the Night Hawks ***we bad*** team beat the crap outta them (hmm... how do you beat the crap outta ship -> interesting topic for a new thread)?
Just another example of the FDPs laying down at taking like good southern inbred banjo playing gimp wearin studmuffins!
Squeeeeeeee SOB.... Squeeeeeeeeee Creamo......
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I love you Vulcan.
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Personally, I consider Night Hawks ***we bad*** to be the finest squad on Aces High. Finer even than the glorious *{{NAZGUL}}* or the infamous BEAT DOWN POSSE
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This isn't serious?
Hell, I quit then:P
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He is kind of cute when he gets prissy, isn't he SOB?
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I'd expect that from you Gordo... know why???
BECAUSE QUITTING IS FOR LOSERS!!!!!!!!
-SW
ps: Who the hell is rating me? You crackheads, stop that crap... I just left it enabled cuz it was one less thing to click!!
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OK I'm downgrading you lot from the FDPs to the OMAGG (Overweight Middle Aged Gay Guys).
Note the use of guys... you lot don't deserve to be called men.
Originally posted by SOB:
I love you Vulcan.
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Vulcan... a life lived in New Zealand amongst all those sheep (diseased sheep, no doubt) has allowed yer wooly brain to cum un-knitted.
My brethern FDB's are neither gay, (tho they do dress odd) nor are they guys. They are GODS, and as such are permitted certain personal foibles. Consider yerself blessed as they have not (yet) deemed you worthy enuff to be sacraficed upon their pink fluffy altar.
Hang
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I'll take the sheep thanks.
BTW Hang you're talking like a studmuffin now
Originally posted by Hangtime:
Consider yerself blessed as they have not (yet) deemed you worthy enuff to be sacraficed upon their pink fluffy altar.
Hang
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My God! Did hangtime use the term "foibles"?
studmuffin.
AKDejaVu
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100 posts in this thread and the FDBs have done nothing to kick the FDP label.
Zero.. zilch.. nadda.
Instead, they use the term "foible".
AKDejaVu
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Yup. Foible. I like the way it makes yer lips purse when you[/b] say it Deja. Say it again for me; bayyyybie...
Ooooohhhh.. I'm gettin a woody. :D
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Originally posted by SeaWulfe:
quote: Originally posted by milnko: OH MY!
Now what in the hell is this you easy mode, green alien dweeb of a weenie??? -SW
That is a quote from the Wizard of Oz, it's when Dorothy sez "FDPs and AKs and Queers OH MY" :eek:
My favorite quote from that movie is;
"Toto did WHAT on Tinman's leg!?!?" :cool:
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FATTY AND SOB the sexiest fat men on earth.
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[ 06-07-2001: Message edited by: Hobodog ]
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The ASSassins doing their victory dance.
-SW
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i thought that was the beat off pose am i wrong animal??
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Huh i didnt get that of course it would take me a year to read the posts between 70-100 so it prob. refers to one of them.
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SOB
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and FATTY
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LOL! Watch it or I'll slap you silly with my big fish!
(http://www.matthoffman.cc/bb/trout.jpg)
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Look at it this way you look better than you loviing wife fatty.
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This thread REALLY needs to be locked after all of these vicious personal attacks.
Bah, I miss the good old days.
sniffs.
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We should kick AKDejaVu's ass.
MiniD
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i hear he's just a big office jockey pansy...shouldn't be too hard.
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We'd have to have a note from your mom to let you go with us mason. And you'd have to keep an eye on froggy in case his mom let's him go too.
We could take lance along so he could slap whatever was left over.
MiniD