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Title: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Post by: Pfunk on March 25, 2004, 04:25:58 PM

SLAP

Exercise guru Richard Simmons cited for assault
Thursday, March 25, 2004 Posted: 5:36 AM EST (1036 GMT)



http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/03/25/simmons.cite.ap/index.html

Title: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Post by: FUNKED1 on March 25, 2004, 04:35:22 PM

Wow, PWN3D.

Title: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Post by: FUNKED1 on March 25, 2004, 04:37:07 PM

OMG
"The victim, whose name was not immediately available, was described by police as a burly man known to compete in the spectator sport of cage fighting, otherwise known as mixed martial arts."

Title: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Post by: Steve on March 25, 2004, 04:52:16 PM

If Richard Simmons slapped me in public I'd have to pummel him into fruit jelly or never show my face again.

Title: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Post by: LAWCobra on March 25, 2004, 05:00:46 PM

LOL the little studmuffingottt would have needed a six man surgical team to remove my foot from his arse.

Title: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Post by: Dago on March 25, 2004, 05:17:44 PM

Talk about your textbook "biatch-slapping".


dago

Title: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Post by: Octavius on March 25, 2004, 05:19:36 PM

That 'victim' is a piece of **** for yelling like that.  Score one for Simmons ;)

Title: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Post by: midnight Target on March 25, 2004, 05:58:28 PM

Wow! Richard is the ..er... man?

Title: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Post by: Dinger on March 25, 2004, 06:08:26 PM

"Mr. policeman, mr. policeman! that bad man slapped me!"

Title: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Post by: irritant on March 25, 2004, 06:42:24 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Dinger
"Mr. policeman, mr. policeman! that bad man slapped me!"

Bad man?

Title: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Post by: Lizking on March 25, 2004, 07:12:13 PM

Cha-Ching!

Title: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Post by: OIO on March 25, 2004, 07:53:04 PM

thats horrible!


Can you imagine that guy's life? He should be suing for mental anguish.

He'll go home to his work,  everyone will point and say : "HEY! thats the guy R. Simmons *****slapped!"

his kids will be forever marked as the sprouts of He Who Was *****slapped By Simmons.


The humanity of it!


:D :D :rofl