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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Ripsnort on February 29, 2000, 03:16:00 PM
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THE WORST EXCUSES FOR BEING LATE FOR A SOFTWARE RELEASE DATE:
1) My millennium countdown clock stopped running a couple of months ago.
2) The dog ate my laptop.
3) I stayed up late watching Johnny Carson.
4) It took me six hours to put on my makeup (clowns only).
5) I had to find out how Blue's Clues ended.
6) Last night I made the mistake of requesting Midnight Train to Georgia - at Amtrak.
7) On my planet, being two hours late is a sign of respect.
8) It took me six hours to pick my nose (plastic surgeons only).
9) That keg of beer wasn't going to just drink itself.
10) I tried to explain to the officers, I could have sworn the sign said "Heavy Petting Zoo."
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You took that from joke-of-the-day