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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on March 29, 2004, 04:17:53 PM
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"Its only a flesh wound..."
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040326/80/epm1s.html
Hot oven shoots woman
SAN ANTONIO, Texas (Reuters) - A woman heating fish fingers has been shot in the leg by a gun that had been stashed in her oven, police say.
Roxanne Perez, 29, from Texas, was taken to hospital on Friday where she was in good condition, they said.
A friend of hers had hidden the .357 calibre handgun in the stove two weeks earlier without telling her after she told him no guns were allowed in her house.
When Perez heated up the fish fingers she also heated up the gun, which caused several rounds to be fired. One hit her in the leg.
No charges have been filed because the shooting was accidental, police said.
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Well that shooting was accidental. Thne next one at that house will likely be pretty darn intentional. :rofl
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Originally posted by Maverick
Well that shooting was accidental. Thne next one at that house will likely be pretty darn intentional. :rofl
:lol
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Any woman that hasn't cooked for her man in 2 weeks needs to be shot.
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Hmmmm...
"time for my semi monthly dinner.... Guess I will just put the frozen fishsticks right here next to this .357 Smith and Wesson.... say... how long do you think for a 2 1/2 lb revolver.. medium rare 20 minutes maybe??"
lazs
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Ya gotta preheat, lazs :)
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obviously she doesn't have kids. nobody with kids would turn on an oven without checking it out for toy, crayons, a frog, whatever.
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I am sure glad that not all laws are passed based on trying to save the least bright humans... the trend is heading toward that tho.
lazs
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Originally posted by lazs2
I am sure glad that not all laws are passed based on trying to save the least bright humans... the trend is heading toward that tho.
lazs
Uhhh - the woman didnt put the gun in the oven - someone else did - how is she the least bright human?
she is the victim of someone else's stupidity and inability to safely handle a loaded weapon. Those who put the gun in the oven should be prosecuted for criminal reckless endangerment and sued in a civil suit too
sheesh, do you spin EVERYTHING your way Lazs?
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Oven gets hot, woman gets shot.
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Originally posted by DmdBT
Any woman that hasn't cooked for her man in 2 weeks needs to be shot.
That's good for a chuckle. :)
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Originally posted by strk
Uhhh - the woman didnt put the gun in the oven - someone else did - how is she the least bright human?
she is the victim of someone else's stupidity and inability to safely handle a loaded weapon. Those who put the gun in the oven should be prosecuted for criminal reckless endangerment and sued in a civil suit too
sheesh, do you spin EVERYTHING your way Lazs?
No, no, no. See, it was stupid for the man to think he could hide a gun in the oven in the first place. His point was, at least gun laws aren't trying to save the man from the beating he's going to get when she gets out of the hospital.
And no jury would convict her!
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Originally posted by capt. apathy
obviously she doesn't have kids. nobody with kids would turn on an oven without checking it out for toy, crayons, a frog, whatever.
lol...sooooo true.
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Originally posted by capt. apathy
obviously she doesn't have kids.
29 year old Hispanic female from San Antonio with no kids???? I am betting she has at least 5. 2 of which are probably mine...;)
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Yeah thats the scary part.
The dumb arses like this have mucho bambinos.
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strk... who said I was talking about the woman? In this case, I would imagine that neither of them is very bright or worth making laws to save.
certainly, neither of them is worth me losing any of my rights over.
lazs
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I'll start a lobbyist group to propose legislation for the control of ovens. Obviously they're a menace to society!
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Oh... my girlfriend is of Mexican descent but... she knows enough to check the oven for guns before using it... or the bed... or the shower or..
lazs