Aces High Bulletin Board

General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Octavius on March 31, 2004, 10:05:51 AM

Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Octavius on March 31, 2004, 10:05:51 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, I refuse to look any further.  The tour still has one day to go, but one day is negligable.  The previous all time record number of hours online in a given tour was held by UMAMA in Tour 48 (314:17:15)...  

Skatter has put on a jawdropping performance that will take much energy to beat...  He's held the previous couple tours in first place... this tour he has successfully defended his throne.  His legendary actions (or lack thereof in the real world) vault him into the PSA Hall of Fame.

Skatter's total time for Tour 50 is:

357 hours, 35 minutes, and 47 seconds.
.

Congratulations once again Skatter. :D
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Vipermann on March 31, 2004, 10:23:47 AM
Simply amazing, almost half the entire month spent online.
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Kubwak on March 31, 2004, 10:34:48 AM
mother o' gawd!

when i grow up, i wanna be like him!!!:)

S! skatter
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: bockko on March 31, 2004, 10:42:29 AM
Sheesh, that is 47% of the total hours of the month! After factoring for sleep, not much else goin on. Then again, it is better than TV.
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Furball on March 31, 2004, 11:03:52 AM
:eek:

and thats just flying time... dont forget tower time etc.
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: HUN on March 31, 2004, 11:16:52 AM
2948 sorties --this man is addicted:eek: :rofl

Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: SELECTOR on March 31, 2004, 12:31:56 PM
and i've never heard of him..:lol
Title: ...just think...
Post by: Adogg on March 31, 2004, 01:16:21 PM
...he could have learned carpentry, been rejected 357 times by women, jerked-off 1,428 times (assuming 15 minutes start to finish + recoup.), gotten laid 1,428 times, (assuming Mrs. Pasty Skin was amenable) learned a new language, resolved the contradictions in the Grand Unified Theory, completed a University level Term complete with readings and final exams, helped old ladies across the street, watched the entire run of the first Star Trek series 7.1 times over, working for 10 bucks an hour he could have earned $3570, watched Saving Private Ryan 142 times, in 357 hours he could have... he could have... he could have...

...LIVED! :eek:

Let's petition HTC to save this poor soul by cutting him off. (and leave some bandwidth for the rest of us.):cool:

Imagine what you could do in 357 hours.
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Pfunk on March 31, 2004, 01:33:43 PM
Wow you would think that with all those hours logged he would at least be a decent pilot.
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Sway on March 31, 2004, 07:14:50 PM
Wow, out of 2,948 sorties, he has died over half of them.  If I died that much I would quit from frustration, not to mention lack of life...

:(
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: eskimo2 on March 31, 2004, 08:18:54 PM
Octavius,

It's been 9 hours since you made this post this morning and his time is exactly the same!  I wonder if he just plays till he passes out.

This is truly the most amazing moment in PSA history.

I am dumbfounded.

eskimo
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Sway on March 31, 2004, 09:50:35 PM
lol!  sad...
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Sixpence on April 01, 2004, 03:10:25 AM
Is he away and just in the tower? Or is that flight time?
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Wilbus on April 01, 2004, 04:32:49 AM
That is sortie time Sixpence, meaning flying, driving etc.

Freaking Amazing!
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Shane on April 01, 2004, 06:40:43 AM
i hereby dub him....

lemming king!!!

1134 attack sorties, 146 hrs... =  7.7 mins per sortie....
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: YUCCA on April 01, 2004, 08:36:19 AM
Though i was gonna take that award home this month.. Mannnn.. I feel cheated.. Thought i was doing good but he has like twice the time i do lol.
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: killnu on April 01, 2004, 09:11:57 AM
somebody must save him from himself:D
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Wilbus on April 01, 2004, 10:50:29 AM
Really, it's kind of sick. I have 100 hours this tour, I've had this much like one or two tours before and IMO 100 hours is extremely much. but over 300?!?!
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Wilbus on April 01, 2004, 10:52:45 AM
Btw, this is how much Skatter got up to before the Tour actually closed, you just post way too early Octavius!

 [SIZE=10]369:04:41[/SIZE]


That is 49.5% of the total time of a month with 31 days Like Mars was!!!
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Grits on April 01, 2004, 11:07:16 AM
Silly me, I was feeling guilty about nearly breaking 60 hrs.
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Furball on April 01, 2004, 11:43:12 AM
Skatter on previous tours : -

It appears he started in tour 47.

Tour 47: 325:00:52
Tour 48: 287:38:19
Tour 49: 304:54:10
Tour 50: 369:45:51

Thats over 1200 hours in the last 4 months :eek:
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Plankton on April 01, 2004, 11:49:28 AM
Any chance that this might be an account that's being shared a bunch of different guys?  That might explain why he (they) has such bad stats.
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Octavius on April 01, 2004, 11:58:06 AM
Furball, wow!  UMAMA never even held the record... Tour 47 is the first I've seen two players in past the 300 mark.  Thanks for researching that :D

Plankton, that sure is a possibility.  But it's fun to make ourselves feel less of an addict than the next :D
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Furball on April 01, 2004, 12:01:34 PM
hope he has no pets to feed, kids  - or even a garden for that matter.
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: myelo on April 01, 2004, 12:05:47 PM
These threads always remind me of how I feel about other drivers. Anybody that drives slower than I do is a slow poke that needs to get out of the way. And anybody that drives faster than me is a dangerous psycho that should be arrested.
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Octavius on April 01, 2004, 12:06:42 PM
Quote
Originally posted by myelo
These threads always remind me of how I feel about other drivers. Anybody that drives slower than I do is a slow poke that needs to get out of the way. And anybody that drives faster than me is a dangerous psycho that should be arrested.


lol!  myelo = George Carlin.
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Overlag on April 06, 2004, 08:33:51 PM
and i thought my 100+ hours was sad........:eek:
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: airbumba on April 06, 2004, 09:47:47 PM
Maybe he's the Maytag man?   :confused:
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: opus on April 06, 2004, 10:47:30 PM
Always expect the unexpected. It might be an HTC acount.
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: RedDg on April 06, 2004, 10:51:05 PM
or one of Zazen's shade accounts
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: opus on April 06, 2004, 11:00:01 PM
Or maybe an account set up in a bar or deli. I can't believe any individual logged 1200 hours in 4 months.
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: 38ruk on April 07, 2004, 12:39:24 AM
well lets see the mileage aroung the world is 24,859 miles ,lets say skater was driving at 60 mph ...... he could have drove around the world more than twice in the last 4 months with those amount of hours ... simply amazing
Title: Re: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Fariz on April 07, 2004, 01:04:39 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Octavius
357 hours, 35 minutes, and 47 seconds..

Congratulations once again Skatter. :D [/B]


Its one whole family playing from a single account. And it is a big family.
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Saintaw on April 07, 2004, 06:52:07 AM
You're just jealous, all of you. I know I am :)
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Maniac on April 07, 2004, 08:41:35 AM
357h x 2$ =  714$

Damn that would have been expensive in Warbirds pre flatrate era ;)
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Furball on April 07, 2004, 10:32:58 AM
anyone asked him about this yet?
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: opus on April 07, 2004, 12:48:35 PM
Figure the cost for AW on Geni :)

$6 per hour evenings, $12 per hour prime time.

I think there were a few pilots who ran bills of $1000+ for a month.

My largest was $454 (I remember because it was $5 less than my house note).
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: gologt on April 07, 2004, 03:17:51 PM
Maybe he is just trying to get his moneys worth!

Is he getting better from previous months?
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: NoBaddy on April 07, 2004, 04:02:31 PM
Quote
Originally posted by opus
Figure the cost for AW on Geni :)

$6 per hour evenings, $12 per hour prime time.

I think there were a few pilots who ran bills of $1000+ for a month.

My largest was $454 (I remember because it was $5 less than my house note).



Ask HT how many credit cards he melted. :D
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: opus on April 07, 2004, 09:03:35 PM
Hehe, NB. I wasn't going to mention any names - but I do recall seeing HT up in prime time :)
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Dlord on April 08, 2004, 05:09:25 PM
I've flown with him before on several different occasions and as far as I can tell it's one guy.
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: bloom25 on April 08, 2004, 11:34:03 PM
He should contact the manufacturer of his joystick and setup an endorsement deal.  They obviously make a quality product.
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Shuckins on April 09, 2004, 07:54:15 AM
At Last!  I have a goal to aspire to!

Shuckins/Leggern
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Gixer on April 10, 2004, 10:10:09 PM
And here I am completed zero hours since November last year.



...-Gixer
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Pei on April 10, 2004, 10:18:34 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Gixer
And here I am completed zero hours since November last year.



...-Gixer


And you still lurk on the BBS? Get a life!
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Gixer on April 11, 2004, 01:37:12 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Pei
And you still lurk on the BBS? Get a life!



Get a life? Taking a break from AH over the summer because my real life is to busy. With work,flying,racing and my GF.  Isn't that a life? Or is playing AH a life?


...-Gixer
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Ack-Ack on April 11, 2004, 01:52:29 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Gixer
And here I am completed zero hours since November last year.



...-Gixer



wanna cookie?  and where are those damn pictures?


ack-ack
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Gixer on April 11, 2004, 02:20:04 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Ack-Ack
wanna cookie?  and where are those damn pictures?


ack-ack




You mean a bisuit? ;)

And like I said, I sent the pics but you must have some sort of anti babe firewall as the attachements never get through. :D


...-Gixer
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Ack-Ack on April 11, 2004, 04:33:12 PM
anti-babe firewall disabled now


you going to come back for AH2?



ack-ack
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Gixer on April 11, 2004, 06:20:30 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Ack-Ack
anti-babe firewall disabled now


you going to come back for AH2?



ack-ack




Yes, looking to get involved with the Beta versions, probably start sometime next week on a regular basis. Might be under a different ID since last account closed. I'll let you know if there's a change.



...-Gixer
Title: Tour 50 Pasty Skin Award {new record!}
Post by: Octavius on April 15, 2004, 11:28:52 PM
New information has come to light thanks to parker00:

Getsome makes his PSA debut as 2nd place last tour with 347 hours, 0 minutes, and 47 seconds.