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Title: What?
Post by: Frogm4n on April 01, 2004, 12:31:29 PM
http://www.jcracingteam.com/

What?
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Post by: boxboy28 on April 01, 2004, 12:37:01 PM
WHY?
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Post by: GRUNHERZ on April 01, 2004, 12:39:11 PM
Frogman do you think your general hatred of religion is a form of bigotry?
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Post by: SOB on April 01, 2004, 12:58:38 PM
Does your inability to find something called the "Christmobile" funny indicate that there's a stick up your ass?
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Post by: GRUNHERZ on April 01, 2004, 01:01:53 PM
The christmobile race car is funny, sure.

Still I'm getting tired of Frogman's ignorant hatred of religion..
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Post by: gofaster on April 01, 2004, 01:14:52 PM
"Voted Fan Favorite 2002"

Gotta love the theme.

:edit: I'm kind of surprised that they used a Pontiac body instead of a Dodge.  You know, part of the Christ-ler Corporation.
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Post by: Yeager on April 01, 2004, 01:15:32 PM
sob whats driven up your tailpipe to make you such a...... sob?

You ever been loved by anything even remotely identifiable as human?
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Post by: mason22 on April 01, 2004, 01:17:44 PM
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Originally posted by Yeager
sob whats driven up your tailpipe to make you such a...... sob?

You ever been loved by anything even remotely identifiable as human?


i think there was a trout stuck in his zipper once...
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Post by: Saurdaukar on April 01, 2004, 01:19:47 PM
Ewww... thats gross.
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Post by: Ripsnort on April 01, 2004, 01:47:19 PM
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Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Still I'm getting tired of Frogman's ignorant hatred of religion..


Its a character flaw. Currently focused on religion, but subject to change.  Has to do with lack of self esteem,  self respect and a missing block on his "Pyramid".
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Post by: Furious on April 01, 2004, 01:51:49 PM
bush is christ!!
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Post by: GRUNHERZ on April 01, 2004, 02:14:58 PM
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Originally posted by Furious
bush is christ!!


This is a very odd, but telling construction...
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Post by: Frogm4n on April 01, 2004, 02:15:07 PM
Its so funny my only reply is: what?

The Christmobile. christians belittle their religion far far better then i could ever could.
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Post by: SOB on April 01, 2004, 03:24:06 PM
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Originally posted by Yeager
sob whats driven up your tailpipe to make you such a...... sob?

A gerbil.  I tried to stick a cat up my bellybutton to get it out, but that only got me on the news, and I still have my girbil problem.

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You ever been loved by anything even remotely identifiable as human?

I had this doll once that kind of resembled Bea Arthur, but she kept popping under my weight.  There was also that time at the rest area, but I don't think the trucker loved me, even though he said he did at the time.


BTW...Grun is my lovable, huggable croation cream puff, and I feel it is my duty and right to insult him mercilessly with or without cause.  If you don't like it, tough titty.
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Post by: Frogm4n on April 01, 2004, 06:57:01 PM
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Originally posted by SOB


BTW...Grun is my lovable, huggable croation cream puff, and I feel it is my duty and right to insult him mercilessly with or without cause.  If you don't like it, tough titty.



All croation immigrants were associated with the croatian mafia.
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Post by: Drunky on April 01, 2004, 07:08:52 PM
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Originally posted by Frogm4n
All croation immigrants were associated with the croatian mafia.


News Flash:

All Croation immigrants were also associated with Croatia.

Detail at 11:00.
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Post by: GRUNHERZ on April 01, 2004, 09:10:04 PM
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Originally posted by Frogm4n
All croation immigrants were associated with the croatian mafia.


Have fun starting that Prius tommorow morning!  :D
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Post by: Torque on April 01, 2004, 09:23:04 PM
Does the Christmoblie have seatbelts??:D
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Post by: Holden McGroin on April 01, 2004, 10:19:51 PM
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Originally posted by Frogm4n
The Christmobile. christians belittle their religion far far better then i could ever could.


The following wish to belittle themselves by sponsoring stock cars:

Tide
Budweiser
Busch
Nextel
Dupont
Cheerios
Old El Paso
GM Goodwrench
Kodak
Interstate Batteries
Coors Light
UPS
US ARMY
Miller Beer

What are these people trying to do?
Imagine trying to get your message out to the public by advertizing.
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Post by: Frogm4n on April 02, 2004, 10:31:12 AM
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
The following wish to belittle themselves by sponsoring stock cars:

Tide
Budweiser
Busch
Nextel
Dupont
Cheerios
Old El Paso
GM Goodwrench
Kodak
Interstate Batteries
Coors Light
UPS
US ARMY
Miller Beer

What are these people trying to do?
Imagine trying to get your message out to the public by advertizing.


LOL they are all trying to make money. Exactly what the christians are doing. Trying to get more people to go to their perticular church in order to get more money. Why else would they ask for donations on their TV programs that already make money via commercials. They belittle their religion by stooping to common corprate markeing scheme's.
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Post by: Gunslinger on April 02, 2004, 10:59:36 AM
This is the best thing since "Buddy Jesus"

(http://www.newsaskew.com/dogmarc/dogma-jesus.jpg)

(http://pw1.netcom.com/~h2omn/jesus-buddy.jpg)

If JC wants a NASCAR team than it is god's will.
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Post by: Frogm4n on April 02, 2004, 11:20:59 AM
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
This is the best thing since "Buddy Jesus"

(http://www.newsaskew.com/dogmarc/dogma-jesus.jpg)

(http://pw1.netcom.com/~h2omn/jesus-buddy.jpg)

If JC wants a NASCAR team than it is god's will.


lol everyone loves buddy jesus.
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Post by: texace on April 02, 2004, 12:39:17 PM
SOB, I almost cried reading that, I was laughing so hard.

I wonder if the Buddy Christ makes an appearance on the Christmobile? On the trunk or something.

*pic of Buddy Christ saying "God thinks you're cool for letting me pass you."*
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Post by: Stoned Gecko on April 02, 2004, 02:21:11 PM
That is some funny shiet. I guess we can wish them God speed :)
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Post by: Holden McGroin on April 02, 2004, 09:13:08 PM
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Originally posted by Frogm4n
LOL they are all trying to make money. Exactly what the christians are doing. Trying to get more people to go to their perticular church in order to get more money. Why else would they ask for donations on their TV programs that already make money via commercials. They belittle their religion by stooping to common corprate markeing scheme's.


The US Army is trying to make money?

Religious marketing schemes predate corporate marketing schemes by millenia.  I think you are getting the originator of the idea mixed up with the follower.  Since the dawn of man religions have marketed themselves to grow and win converts and many (of course not all) have believed that they are doing the right thing with little thought of personal gain.  

Religious organizations have had missions to 'spread the word' and in order to do that donations have traditionally been accepted.  Many religious followers have taken (and lived with) vows of poverty.

I think you paint with a broad brush... Mother Teresa did  not own a Mercedes...
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Post by: Sixpence on April 02, 2004, 09:23:36 PM
So they are tax exempt to sponser race cars, interesting.
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Post by: Holden McGroin on April 02, 2004, 09:35:20 PM
It's my guess that the money Budweiser spends on racing is tax exempt in some fashion as it is the business expense of advertising.
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Post by: SOB on April 02, 2004, 09:36:34 PM
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
... Mother Teresa did  not own a Mercedes...

Yeah, she was always known as saying "Mercedes are for classless avacados".  Teresa was a Jaguar woman all the way.
Title: What?
Post by: Drunky on April 02, 2004, 11:11:08 PM
I think Frogm4n is gay, feeling guilty about it due to religion, feeling abused because he's the beoitch for the FDB's, and is turning his anger towards religion for making him feel guilty and/or willing to be abused by the FDB's.

This, of course, is just a hypothesis.

My other hypothesis is that Frogm4n is a super advanced cybord sent from the future to kill the mother of his maker because of his guilt derived from religion and his homosexualness.

I have another hypothesis...but I'll save it for another time.
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Post by: Shuckins on April 02, 2004, 11:46:23 PM
God MUST have a sense of humor...witness all the CLOWNS he created.

Shuckins
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Post by: Frogm4n on April 03, 2004, 12:56:31 AM
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Originally posted by Drunky
I think Frogm4n is gay, feeling guilty about it due to religion, feeling abused because he's the beoitch for the FDB's, and is turning his anger towards religion for making him feel guilty and/or willing to be abused by the FDB's.

This, of course, is just a hypothesis.

My other hypothesis is that Frogm4n is a super advanced cybord sent from the future to kill the mother of his maker because of his guilt derived from religion and his homosexualness.

I have another hypothesis...but I'll save it for another time.


getting warmer!
Title: What?
Post by: Sixpence on April 03, 2004, 01:57:03 AM
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
It's my guess that the money Budweiser spends on racing is tax exempt in some fashion as it is the business expense of advertising.


Well, i'm assuming that money was taxed in the first place when they earned/collected it. Or would have been. It would seem kind of odd for that tax exemption to be used to sponser auto race teams. I wonder where they will expand to next? Jimmy Buffet concerts?
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Post by: Sixpence on April 03, 2004, 02:12:14 AM
nm, I misunderstood, I thought they were using church money. Carry on.
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Post by: Hawklore on April 03, 2004, 02:19:24 AM
WTG GILBERT!







:lol


I'm sorry but that kinda touched me as I built a pine wood derby car with my dad, and still lost, red and orange and yellow, 3 of my fav. colors to this day, wasn't back then though..
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Post by: SOB on April 03, 2004, 02:22:08 AM
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Originally posted by Drunky
I think Frogm4n is gay, feeling guilty about it due to religion, feeling abused because he's the beoitch for the FDB's, and is turning his anger towards religion for making him feel guilty and/or willing to be abused by the FDB's.

That's nothing but a bunch of slanderous filth.  You lying sack of poo poo!  It's FunkdedUp, not Frogboy, who is our official squad fluffer.  Froggy's only 12, so he has to sit in the front lobby of FDB HQ sipping shirley temples from a curly straw.
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Post by: Arlo on April 03, 2004, 02:30:52 AM
Why does everyone insist on making things much more complicated than they really are? It's because "Frogm4n" is a dumbarse. So is `bout near everyone else on the forums here. Except me, of course. :D
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Post by: Frogm4n on April 03, 2004, 06:01:23 AM
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Originally posted by SOB
That's nothing but a bunch of slanderous filth.  You lying sack of poo poo!  It's FunkdedUp, not Frogboy, who is our official squad fluffer.  Froggy's only 12, so he has to sit in the front lobby of FDB HQ sipping shirley temples from a curly straw.


Roy rogers sob, get it right.
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Post by: Saintaw on April 03, 2004, 08:01:00 AM
LMAO!

Froggie for President !
Title: What?
Post by: Drunky on April 03, 2004, 06:50:16 PM
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Originally posted by Frogm4n
getting warmer!

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Originally posted by SOB
That's nothing but a bunch of slanderous filth.  You lying sack of poo poo!  It's FunkdedUp, not Frogboy, who is our official squad fluffer.  Froggy's only 12, so he has to sit in the front lobby of FDB HQ sipping shirley temples from a curly straw.


LOL to both of ya