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Post by: Wolfala on April 04, 2004, 02:06:54 PM
A link to a code of conduct at this place.....


http://www.liberty.edu/StudentAffairs/index.cfm?PID=1378  

Not only would I be gone within a few days, do they outlaw masturbation? Wasn't there something written in the bible about being fruitful and multiply? Sorta like singing hym's about wacking it -


"1 stroke at a time....sweet jesus......"
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Post by: AdmRose on April 04, 2004, 02:13:27 PM
Your icon is enough to get you sent to the stocks for a day.
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Post by: Tarmac on April 04, 2004, 02:25:05 PM
Wow.  Is that a university or a boarding school for 12 year olds?
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Post by: Soulyss on April 04, 2004, 02:32:36 PM
This is one of those times (many many many times) where I wish I had a more money than I know what to do with, go there and raise hell, er so to speak. :)
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Post by: Furball on April 04, 2004, 02:40:40 PM
soulyss, ever seen that episode of the simpsons where homer goes back to college and stays with those nerds? he corrupts them and gets them into alcohol and eventually expelled?

That would be you. :D
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Post by: GRUNHERZ on April 04, 2004, 02:40:58 PM
This place is amazing!!!

Dress code, with pictures!!!!  No shorts allowed!!! No sandals either, odd since Jesus prolly only ever worse sandals...

MEN:

http://www.liberty.edu/StudentAffairs/index.cfm?PID=1335

Pictures...

http://www.liberty.edu/StudentAffairs/DeanOfMen/index.cfm?PID=2925

WOMEN:

http://www.liberty.edu/StudentAffairs/index.cfm?PID=1336

Holy crap, there is a huge powerpoint presentation  about womesns dress code - with plastic manequinds posing the clothing...

http://www.liberty.edu/Media/1210/[1336]DOW_Dress_Code_PPP_-_2003-04.PPT
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Post by: Kevin14 on April 04, 2004, 03:03:14 PM
(http://www.liberty.edu/Media/images/[2925]do_rag.jpg)  No do rags or hats in church or convocation.  


Damn, :(
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Post by: AKCasca on April 04, 2004, 03:10:08 PM
Its Jerry Falwells baby, used to be called LBC? (Liberty Baptist College)

and to think I missed my chance to run him over in '72 and took the shrubs instead...
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Post by: bpti on April 04, 2004, 03:10:51 PM
perfect location for a streaking party:D
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Post by: crowMAW on April 04, 2004, 03:13:42 PM
Liberty University...Patriot Act...what the hell is with naming something that is the exact opposite of the ideals suggested by the name?!!

BTW, Grun...I find it ironic that you raise an eyebrow at a place run by Jerry Falwell since it reperesents the exact kind of Amerikka that Bush and his religeous right/moral majority supporters would like to build.  Obviously, anyone who disagrees with Mr. Bush and Mr. Falwell lack a moral compass.
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Post by: bpti on April 04, 2004, 03:16:13 PM
my moral compass always points towards boobies!
 :lol
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Post by: loser on April 04, 2004, 03:29:36 PM
i LOVE this place.

Only because I lost my virginity on the student lounge room floor of just such a place with almost the exact same rules.

:rofl
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Post by: GRUNHERZ on April 04, 2004, 03:30:48 PM
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Originally posted by crowMAW

BTW, Grun...I find it ironic that you raise an eyebrow at a place run by Jerry Falwell since it reperesents the exact kind of Amerikka that Bush and his religeous right/moral majority supporters would like to build.  Obviously, anyone who disagrees with Mr. Bush and Mr. Falwell lack a moral compass.


Uhhmm and I find your inability to undrestand that an individual like me, can hold a varey of contradicting political stances on a range of unrelated issues to be very stange and limited. Your view is too black and white - because I support the war on terror, oppose US haters, oppose what I percive to be counterproductive economic policies doesnt mean squat as to what I think or should think about other issues..

You should also consider that perhaps it is only you who has painted this idea into your head that the evil Bush conspiracy is trying to turn america in to something like this, I see no such thing, not even remotely. This school, as bizzare as it, is is a private institution and has the legal right to enforce any (constitutional/legal) conduct policies  it wishes and it's members accept. But its a private selective membership instituon, its not a public oraginaztion. No president or political leadership could even dream to enforce such ideas nationally...  

I know you must dislike Bush very much, but it would greatly help your credibility to cut down on the wishful fascist fantasizing and instead counter bush on m,ore sensible areas of disagrrement...
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Post by: Otto on April 04, 2004, 03:42:19 PM
Somebody need to tell Wes Craven about this place.  I really think he'd be interested.
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Post by: capt. apathy on April 04, 2004, 03:46:23 PM
most of these rules I feel are reasonable (kind of a "if you don't like it don't go" thing).

but this one is way out of line -
 Participation in an unauthorized petition or demonstration

you actually have to check with the school administration before voicing an opinion.

it is a Christian college and I see nothing wrong with setting rules to try and adhere to those ideals.

but I've studied the Bible some and I don't think I ever saw where Jesus said you can't speak your mind without the deans aproval.
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Post by: Wolfala on April 04, 2004, 03:49:50 PM
Help for Pornography Addiction...... (http://www.liberty.edu/StudentAffairs/DeanOfMen/index.cfm?PID=3213)
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Post by: vorticon on April 04, 2004, 03:54:56 PM
looks like no one there is paying there way through as a stripper...

Quote
Immorality


from what ive read elswhere in the site that could include looking at a person of the opposite sex for more than 2 seconds...


anyone else notice the irony in the name "liberty university"
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Post by: Wolfala on April 04, 2004, 03:55:02 PM
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Originally posted by bpti
my moral compass always points towards boobies!
 :lol


U are a true American :)
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Post by: SOB on April 04, 2004, 03:56:00 PM
Mommy, is that what hell is like?
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Post by: Stoned Gecko on April 04, 2004, 04:14:27 PM
And this place is called Liberty University? I guess it does depend on one's definition of liberty. :rolleyes:
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Post by: Saurdaukar on April 04, 2004, 05:00:44 PM
Thought this was gonna be a thread about your first threesome.
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Post by: GRUNHERZ on April 04, 2004, 05:25:48 PM
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Originally posted by capt. apathy
most of these rules I feel are reasonable (kind of a "if you don't like it don't go" thing).

but this one is way out of line -
 Participation in an unauthorized petition or demonstration



Actually this one is quite standard on college campuses today. Schools use it to control content of campus speech - ie they often dont give permits to non liberal non PC groups...
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Post by: texace on April 04, 2004, 05:29:43 PM
Heh, you get reprimands and fines for abortion. :lol
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Post by: GRUNHERZ on April 04, 2004, 05:31:09 PM
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Originally posted by texace
Heh, you get reprimands and fines for abortion. :lol


whats the punishment for getting impreganted?
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Post by: texace on April 04, 2004, 05:31:55 PM
More reprimands! :rofl
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Post by: Bodhi on April 04, 2004, 05:51:04 PM
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Originally posted by Wolfala
Help for Pornography Addiction...... (http://www.liberty.edu/StudentAffairs/DeanOfMen/index.cfm?PID=3213)


How much you want to bet that the "4 week session" is a lot like the treatment in "A Clockwork Orange"

:lol
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Post by: Charon on April 04, 2004, 06:08:04 PM
I didn't think Jesus was such a tight ass.

Charon
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Post by: AKIron on April 04, 2004, 06:14:45 PM
You guys do realize that no one is forced to go there right? In fact people actually pay money to go there. I don't imagine those rather prudish restrictions will hurt anyone. Unlike some of the antics that have killed many students at some less restrictive educational facilities. Freedom and liberty also mean you may go to a school with other disciplined and self-controlled people interested in focusing on education much like yourself.
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Post by: capt. apathy on April 04, 2004, 06:15:00 PM
He wasn't.  His first miracle was to show up at a party and make more wine.
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Post by: AKIron on April 04, 2004, 06:18:46 PM
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Originally posted by capt. apathy
He wasn't.  His first miracle was to show up at a party and make more wine.


He never went to college either.
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Post by: Charon on April 04, 2004, 06:21:06 PM
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He wasn't. His first miracle was to show up at a party and make more wine.


He better not try any of that stuff at liberty:

30 Reprimands + $150 Fine  
(regardless of previously paid fines) + 30 hours Disciplinary Community Service + possible Administrative Withdrawal and/or possible 100% Scholarship Reduction. NOTE: For each accumulation of six (6) or more reprimands after 30, an additional $150 fine will be assessed.


Charon
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Post by: capt. apathy on April 04, 2004, 07:53:23 PM
he was also quite fond of speaking out against those who held themselves up as the authority of the day.  

ya, I think they'd probably kick Jesus out of liberty college before he finished a semester.

IMO these types of Christian seem to miss the whole point of Christ, salvation, and the Bible.

the point (as I see it), is to read and understand the word of God,  develope a close personal relationship with God/Christ,  use the Bible and prayer as a guide to live your life in a way that honors the scarifice made in your name.

so when you read the Bible it helps you anderstand what you need to do in your life.

the people that miss the point seem to read through the Bible looking for things that they can use to tell others how to live their lives.
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Post by: muckmaw on April 04, 2004, 08:24:08 PM
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Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
whats the punishment for getting impreganted?



Children.;)
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Post by: Wolfala on April 04, 2004, 08:29:02 PM
Apathy, you pretty much hit it right on the nose. Now - all we need to do is throw those guys without paintball rifle's in Tippman Castle at Skirmish USA and bunker them to death.
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Post by: LAWCobra on April 04, 2004, 09:27:51 PM
quote:Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
    whats the punishment for getting impreganted?




Children.

__________________
Muck


LOL:aok :rofl
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Post by: SunTracker on April 05, 2004, 12:08:15 AM
I dont know.  Some girls wear little more than bikinis when going to class at my school.  Analogous to trying to learn math with a P-51 simulator sitting next to you.
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Post by: Wolfala on April 05, 2004, 12:55:07 AM
Get it right son...its the P-38 that has breasts. Yr the 51 because you only have 1 spinner.....
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Post by: TheDudeDVant on April 05, 2004, 01:16:15 PM
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Originally posted by Wolfala
Get it right son...its the P-38 that has breasts. Yr the 51 because you only have 1 spinner.....


lol Wolfala.. the P38 is Jesus's gift to air-combat!!!

dude
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Post by: muckmaw on April 05, 2004, 01:36:19 PM
BLASPHEME!!!







Everyone knows Christ Flies the Hellcat!
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Post by: TheDudeDVant on April 05, 2004, 01:47:08 PM
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Originally posted by muckmaw
BLASPHEME!!!







Everyone knows Christ Flies the Hellcat!


Ha! He died for our sins in a hellcat.. he was ressurected in a p38 though..  He wanted to live and all..

dude
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Post by: Nod on April 05, 2004, 02:59:24 PM
About men:
In pornography, men are apparently here to have sex with as many women as possible. Marriage is either a hindrance to their purpose, or irrelevant because fidelity is abnormal and possibly unnatural. In pornography, men certainly don't value women for their minds, since they don't appear to have discovered that women have such a thing.

lol got this from the pornography addiction page.......

they have a problem with this.............queers
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Post by: Stoned Gecko on April 05, 2004, 03:46:04 PM
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Originally posted by Nod
About men:
In pornography, men are apparently here to have sex with as many women as possible.


So what's different outside or pornography? :confused:
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Post by: vorticon on April 05, 2004, 04:23:56 PM
i just noticed that they dont have any rules about gay sex
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Post by: Stoned Gecko on April 05, 2004, 05:25:23 PM
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Originally posted by vorticon
i just noticed that they dont have any rules about gay sex


:rofl

They can't. If they do, they'll lose most of their religious faculty.
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Post by: majic on April 05, 2004, 06:59:29 PM
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Originally posted by AKIron
You guys do realize that no one is forced to go there right? In fact people actually pay money to go there. I don't imagine those rather prudish restrictions will hurt anyone. Unlike some of the antics that have killed many students at some less restrictive educational facilities. Freedom and liberty also mean you may go to a school with other disciplined and self-controlled people interested in focusing on education much like yourself.


Well said.
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Post by: LAWCobra on April 05, 2004, 07:05:39 PM
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Originally posted by AKIron
You guys do realize that no one is forced to go there right? In fact people actually pay money to go there. I don't imagine those rather prudish restrictions will hurt anyone. Unlike some of the antics that have killed many students at some less restrictive educational facilities. Freedom and liberty also mean you may go to a school with other disciplined and self-controlled people interested in focusing on education much like yourself.


Can I get an AMEN brothas and sistas!:p
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Post by: majic on April 05, 2004, 07:17:44 PM
You ever have someone agree with you and then you have to go, wait... there must be something wrong with my position cause this guy agrees with you...



just sayin'....
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Post by: Mathman on April 05, 2004, 07:30:08 PM
Hey, that isn't Faber College!

(http://www.chucksconnection.com/animal/animal1.gif)
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Post by: Mathman on April 05, 2004, 07:33:18 PM
Oh, and what's the difference between "unauthorized borrowing" and "stealing?"
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Post by: AKIron on April 05, 2004, 07:37:27 PM
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Originally posted by Mathman
Oh, and what's the difference between "unauthorized borrowing" and "stealing?"



oh oh oh, sat on a jury a while back, I can define theft for ya. You must have intent to deprive the legitimate owner of an items use. I would suspect that unauthorized borrowing means you intend to return the item but failed to get permission to take it. Hmmm, kinda obvious ain't it?
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Post by: OIO on April 05, 2004, 07:42:03 PM
now THATS the college you go to pick up girls.


I bet they dont get sex ed until ... graduation. *evil grin*


:aok :cool: :D ;)