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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Saintaw on March 29, 2000, 01:54:00 AM
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Woke up pretty weak this morning (We had a few Drink yesterday as my girlfriend passed her "Viva" In Oxford & is now a Doctor in Medical Sciences....)
Was walking to the office this morning, already thinking about some AS500 tricky stuff that I am facing this week when I saw a friend's car Stop by the side of the road & honk his horn...Since it's raining I say to myself "Cool, a ride to the office...". I step in the car, close the door & turn aroud to say hello to my Mate........................A nd I see a TOTAL stranger looking at me with a Baffled look on his face (Mine was not bad as well....).....
Saw<----Err, sorry, I thought this was a mate....
Stranger<----LOL ! No problem Mate, It's the morning, I understand !.....
I left the car & walked to the office laughing my Ar***e off for a few minutes.....
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Saw/Saintaw
=XO=III/JG2~Richthofen~
GMT T.O.D. SITE (http://www.wardogs.org/ah/)
(http://saintaw.tripod.com/dorasaint.gif)
JG2 "Richthofen" (http://www.busprod.com/weazel2/)
Don't shoot ! I am only an observer......
[This message has been edited by Saintaw (edited 03-29-2000).]
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LOL! Saw...hey next time drink Coke!!!!!
(I knew it...Saintaw cant stand a few beers... (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif))
Better change to Tea
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Ram, out
I/JG-2
JG2 "Richthofen" (http://www.busprod.com/weazel2/)
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[This message has been edited by RAM (edited 03-29-2000).]
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LOL! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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AH : Maniac
WB : -nr-1-
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http://www.rsaf.org/osf/ (http://www.rsaf.org/osf/)
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Hehe. Good one, Saw. Good one. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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leonid, Komandir
5 GIAP VVS RKKA (http://www.adamfive.com/guerrero)
"Our cause is just. The enemy will be crushed. Victory will be ours."
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Hahahhaha
If you would've been in the US Saintaw, the driver would have just figured you were carjacking them. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Vermillion
**MOL**, Men of Leisure
Carpe Jugulum
"Real Men fly Radials, Nancy Boys fly Spitfires"
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CC, had my Dad on the phone this morning & he told me : Son, if ya'd been in Texas, ya'd be dead by now....they shoot 1st there (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Saw
ZZZZzzzzz.....
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Aint that an great country <G,D,R>
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AH : Maniac
WB : -nr-1-
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Yep, if you would have jumped in my car you would have had a makarov pointed at your head. What a wonderful country I live in. Long live the South! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Mak's Luv Emporium (http://members.home.net/mlagarde)
[This message has been edited by Makarov1 (edited 03-29-2000).]
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My uncle and I went to a supply store.Upon leaving the store we get to the car, uncle puts key in and opens the door, we both get in and buckle up.I start scratch'n my head thinking this looks different.My uncle is having a hardtime getting ignition key into column, as I look over my should at a car that is few spaces over and say "hey isn't that your call uncle Archie".
DOH!
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I came into my dorm last month with an armful of groceries. I had my head down and was fishing for my keys. I got to the door and tried to unlock it while juggling the groceries.
The key wouldn't work! I spent about 30 seconds jiggling the key and cursing under my breath, making quite a racket.
I was about to give up when a very confused asian man opened the door. I was on the wrong floor!
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Funked !
The VERY SAME story happened to me !!! Only differences was tat I was bringing a friend back to his flat (We both drank so much he could barely walk)....after 5 minutes fiddling with the Lock, An Asian guy came out with a wooden stick in his hand and started to hit us both !!! LOL
-------> Ended up explaining this to the Police that sure didn't find this entertaining...
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Saw
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LOL I think it was the same guy!
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At least you bike probably says triumph on the side and not trumpit.
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LOL Saw! Good story!
Last year in Fresno California (well known for car jacking, and I kept my .45 under my seat) had a story in the editorial that you all will enjoy.
An elderly woman walked out of the local mall at about dusk to find a stranger trying to open her car door. She whipped out her .38 and screamed at him to get away. He dropped his bag and ran from the scene. She put away her pistol, kicked his bag away from her car and tried to open the door. Her key would not work and it was then she noticed her car (which looked like the one she was trying to open) parked two spaces away. Feeling silly she went to her car, put away her packages and started her car. Only a minute later as she was pulling out of the large parking lot a Police Officer stopped her and asked if she was all right. She said "Yes officer I am fine". "Why do you ask"?
He replied "Oh nothing to worry about mam, just a car jacking attempt that took place a few minutes ago".
Turning red she said "Well I hope you catch him". She drove away.
And your right about Texas, just ask texdog one of my squadies. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
daddog C.O.
332nd Flying Mongrels (http://www.ropescourse.org/flying.htm)
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Saw,
I know what you mean. I was on the way in to work this morning and saw a Mac truck coming at me when I tried to pull up and roll to avoid a HO. Took me a while to get myself back under control, but I did survive the merge. All the while, I was watching that trainer flying over the Air Force Academy trying not to let him get behind my 3-9 line.
I think I won't fly tonight!
buhdman, out
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Walt (buhdman) Barrow
(formerly lt-buhd-lite)
The Buccaneers - "Return with Honor"
home.earthlink.net/~wjbarrow
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Walt,
Really now!!!!!
Sounds just a little far fetched.
delta
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Well, here is a good story... and true one too (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
From my navy times..
We pulled in to Haifa, Israel. 1996 it was i think.. CVN 73 George Washington
This buddy of time, his name is Joe, 3 weeks out of bootcamp. He goes out and get a room out in town in local sheriton hotel. ( i think it was sheriton, not 100% )
So he goes out in town and gets toejamfaced. ( he has a talent for getting toejamfaced ) goes back to the hotel, opens the room and just passes out on the couch.
In the morning he wakes up just to find an 17 year old israelee girl covering herself with sheets and yellling like mad in hebrew. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
Her mother busts in and starts beating the toejam out of him - thinking that he just raped her little girl or at least used her..
He doesn't speak any hebrew and has a pounding hangover..
Security shows up.
Sec: "Sir, do you live here ?"
Joe: "yes, room 208"
Sec: "Well, it is 208 ... can i see your key ?"
Joe hands over the key.... sure as hell, its a key to room 208... in hotel accross the street (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
This earns Joe limo ride to Telaviw and long visit to embassy (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
E-1 - 3 weeks out of bootcamp (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
CO of the ship laughed so hard that he let him get away with 6 weeks without liberty... pretty good punishment for creating international incident (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Bartlomiej Rajewski
aka. Wing Commander fd-ski
Northolt Wing
1st Polish Fighter Wing
303 (Polish) Squadron "Kosciuszko" RAF
308 (Polish) Squadron "City of Cracow" RAF
315 (Polish) Squadron "City of Deblin" RAF
Turning 109s and 190s into scrap metal since 1998
If nothing makes you happier then burning 109 - come and join us - we're looking for few good men
Northolt Wing Headquarters (http://www.raf303.org/northolt/)
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>Son, if ya'd been in Texas, ya'd be dead by
>now....they shoot 1st there
As a Texan, born and raised, I take exception to that statement.
We don't shoot first.
We AIM first...then shoot. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
Wab
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Originally posted by delta:
Walt,
Really now!!!!!
Sounds just a little far fetched.
delta
Sorry to say, but it's true...(To my own shame...)
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Saw
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just great stories (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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bikekil
308 (Polish) Squadron RAF "City of Cracow"
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Phillip "Duckwing6" Artweger
Flight Officer "E" Flight
Skeleton Crew (http://www.picknowl.com.au/homepages/oneshot/main.htm)
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Boy.. this post sure ended up in the wrong thread????
[This message has been edited by AKDejaVu (edited 03-31-2000).]
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LOL,
Been there seen that Got the tee shirt (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Give your girl friend my congrats and ask her where my beer was.
One thing tho,
Originally posted by Saintaw:
Was walking to the office this morning, already thinking about some AS500 tricky stuff that I am facing this week
Shouldn't that have been "AS400" (Sorry to be so pedantic. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
TTFN
snafu
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No (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
AS400 is a system while AS500 is a NOS (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Saw
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I stand corrected (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Remind me story happened with me 8 years ago. Was the Soviet Union time, I studied in Medical Univercity, had to pass some tests, while me and friends had good time all year long so started studing last 4 days . So, I had not slept for 30+ hours before the test, but studied the subject more or less ok, was lucky also, passed that test for 4 (B) and happy was on the way home. Needed a lift, so stopped someone, sat in the car, said address. 15 minutes later driver stoped close to the home, I gave to the driver 2 rubles and the he burst laughing. I turned to him, it was my father (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) I was so drowsy that I had not paid attention on car and driver (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
BTW father never gave me my money back. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) Said he worked hard for it.
Now it is "another family story". (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Fariz
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Texas?
(http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Hollow/5439/bilder/texas_plow.jpg)
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jochen
Geschwaderkommodore
Jagdgeschwader 2 'Richthofen' (http://personal.inet.fi/cool/jan.nousiainen/JG2) (Warbirds)
jochen
JG 2 'Richthofen' (Aces High)
If you ever get across the sea to England,
Then maybe at the closing of the day
The bars will all be serving German lager
Which means we won the war - hip hip hooray!
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LOL Fariz!
That's exactly what my father would have done. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Saintaw, please see my post to you in the O' Club.
Mickey
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Originally posted by Mickey1992:
Saintaw, please see my post to you in the O' Club.
Mickey
Sorry Mikey, hadn't seen it, I replied now...
Saw