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Title: Think about it..
Post by: SunKing on April 10, 2004, 09:32:43 PM
1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in t he freezer?

4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

8 Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then wha t is baby oil made from?

12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

13 Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

14. Stop singing and read on..........

15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog 's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Title: Think about it..
Post by: Swoop on April 10, 2004, 10:03:28 PM
18.  Where do all the ice cream vans go for the winter?

19.  If dolphins are so bleedin' clever how come they never invented the wheel?

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Title: Think about it..
Post by: Heretik on April 11, 2004, 12:29:52 AM
if firefighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?
if blueberries are blue, are boysenberrys boys?
Title: Think about it..
Post by: Estes on April 11, 2004, 12:34:52 AM
Why do they show the same episode of Chappele Show 80 times a week?
Title: Think about it..
Post by: bullett308 on April 11, 2004, 01:33:52 AM
Why do that call hot water heaters hot water heaters?
Hot water dont need heating!
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Post by: MaddDog on April 11, 2004, 02:29:17 AM
lol great stuff!:D
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Post by: SaburoS on April 11, 2004, 03:15:30 AM
LOL!
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Post by: senna on April 11, 2004, 03:37:37 AM
Who invented T&B and B&Z and energy fighting? Who invented the 190? I often think about that.
Title: Think about it..
Post by: Mini D on April 11, 2004, 09:45:53 AM
2/3 of them are pretty lame.  Dismiss the first two with "someone saw another animal eating it and decided to give it a try.  I'm sure there's alot more disgusting things out there than milk and eggs (things that were only tried  once).

The "I wonder" thing for me is tapioca.  It's supposed to be poisonous if uncooked.  I wonder if someone ate it raw, got sick and/or died and then someone else said "well... let's try cooking it and see how it tastes."  Who did they get to try it?

MiniD
Title: Think about it..
Post by: Swoop on April 11, 2004, 11:10:35 AM
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Originally posted by Mini D
The "I wonder" thing for me is tapioca.  



Tapioca is a root starch derived from the yuca plant, the roots have traces of cyanide in them.  It was the Mayans who figured out how to extract this poison for their blow darts, leaving the uncontaminated roots free for eating.

How they did this.....well I don't know.  And how the first Mayan was convinced to try eating a yuca root that's just had the poison sucked out.......well considering we're talking about the Mayans it was probably an attempt at the death penalty that didn't work very well.

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Title: Re: Think about it..
Post by: Drunky on April 11, 2004, 12:26:30 PM
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Originally posted by SunKing
8 Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!


Why are you looking at aninal genatalia?
Title: Think about it..
Post by: Gnslngr on April 11, 2004, 12:32:16 PM
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Originally posted by Swoop

How they did this.....well I don't know.  And how the first Mayan was convinced to try eating a yuca root that's just had the poison sucked out.......well considering we're talking about the Mayans it was probably an attempt at the death penalty that didn't work very well.
 


mayan witch docotor:  Here if you eat this and live you'll be rich......damn.....that recipie didnt work.....NEXT........Here if you eat this and live you'll be rich......damn.....that recipie didnt work.....NEXT.....Here if you eat this and live you'll be rich......damn.....that recipie didnt work.....NEXT.....Here if you eat this and live you'll be rich......damn.....that recipie didnt work.....NEXT.......Here if you eat this and live you'll be rich......damn.....that recipie didnt work.....NEXT