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Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Nash on April 13, 2004, 06:30:28 PM
(inspired by Eagler)

Lets make it interesting - here's how it will work.

Your pick is either Bush, Kerry, or a write-in candidate of your choice.

$20 US is the wager.

When the elections have produced a winner, I'll administrate it, including who sends what cheques where with all relevant shipping info.

Keep the debate to other threads. Here, simply say "Bush" or "Kerry".

In order for you to collect, I will need to know your address, which we'll do through private email after the results are known.

Deadline for the betting is August 31st.

Once you've committed to your bet by indicating a choice here, you may not change it. Any "edited" post is disqualified.

To be eligable for the bet, you must have registered on this BBS as of March, 2004.

(I hope that covers everything).

Ok chumps - time to put your money where your mouth is!
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Sixpence on April 13, 2004, 06:31:47 PM
Ralph Nader in a landslide
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: ra on April 13, 2004, 06:32:06 PM
Can people who bet on Kerry also bet on Bush?
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: MrLars on April 13, 2004, 06:33:49 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Sixpence
Ralph Nader in a landslide


Robert Stack has more of a chance than Nader.
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Nash on April 13, 2004, 06:34:48 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ra
Can people who bet on Kerry also bet on Bush?


No.
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Sixpence on April 13, 2004, 06:35:30 PM
Quote
Originally posted by MrLars
Robert Stack has more of a chance than Nader.


OK, Robert Stack in a landslide
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Nash on April 13, 2004, 06:39:03 PM
Why not... "write-in" candidates are allowed.

Do I have you down for Stack, then?
Title: Re: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Batz on April 13, 2004, 06:41:39 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Nash
(inspired by Eagler)

Lets make it interesting - here's how it will work.

Your pick is either Bush or Kerry.

$20 US is the wager.

When the elections have produced a winner, I'll administrate it, including who sends what cheques where with all relevant shipping info.

Keep the debate to other threads. Here, simply say "Bush" or "Kerry".

In order for you to collect, I will need to know your address, which we'll do through private email after the results are known.

Deadline for the betting is August 31st.

Once you've committed to your bet by indicating a choice here, you may not change it. Any "edited" post is disqualified.

To be eligable for the bet, you must have registered on this BBS as of yesterday.

(I hope that covers everything).

Ok chumps - time to put your money where your mouth is!


Didn't you claim to have blow 65 grand  on dope? And you want people to send you money?
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Nash on April 13, 2004, 06:45:28 PM
lol

No - y'all will be sending money to eachother.

If you receive your shipping instructions and all the addresses point to one place in Calgary Alberta, then that would be a red flag. :)

Otherwise, I don't have post office boxes in Montana and Norway and couldn't be arsed to travel the world collecting 20 dollar cheques. :)
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: MrLars on April 13, 2004, 06:48:33 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Nash
Why not... "write-in" candidates are allowed.

Do I have you down for Stack, then?



hehehe...I'll wait until John Kerry announces his running mate before I'll commit. Maybe it will be Robert Stack, hell, Ashcroft lost an election to a dead man.
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: StabbyTheIcePic on April 13, 2004, 06:59:45 PM
Can i vote for Ike?

http://coursesa.matrix.msu.edu/~hst306/documents/indust.html
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Nash on April 13, 2004, 07:03:14 PM
Sure, write in candidates are allowed.

Even dead ones.

I'd put you down for Ike, but unfortunately your registration to this BBS makes you ineligable.

But you are funny so I'll give you a haha haha ha ha hahhaha.

It's what you're after, and hey - I aim to please. :)
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Sixpence on April 13, 2004, 07:03:33 PM
Quote
Originally posted by StabbyTheIcePic
Can i vote for Ike?

http://coursesa.matrix.msu.edu/~hst306/documents/indust.html


"My bike likes Ike!"- The Fonz
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Ripsnort on April 13, 2004, 07:45:34 PM
In. (b4 the lock)
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Nash on April 13, 2004, 07:47:27 PM
huh?
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: GRUNHERZ on April 13, 2004, 08:30:01 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Nash
huh?


Pornography! I'm shocked to see pornography in this thread!!!
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Nash on April 13, 2004, 08:33:52 PM
Ahhh...

I threatended to change my avatar once, but the avalanche of outraged emails made this idea untenable.
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Mini D on April 13, 2004, 08:46:03 PM
Ironic that this thread was started by a brit.
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Nash on April 13, 2004, 08:48:09 PM
And not so ironic that you're quite mistaken.
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Nash on April 13, 2004, 08:53:45 PM
But... what's the (ooooh) controversy here?

This is in the same spirit as betting accounts over Scenario outcomes.

Not a huge deal.

20 bucks. And no big point to make. Just a bet.

I really don't understand the trepidation. Is 20 bucks too high? I thought it's not a big deal to lose, yet big enough to be worth posting the bet. We could lower it.? Is that it?
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Mini D on April 13, 2004, 08:58:53 PM
You're American?  For some reason I thought your... um... meltdown occured overseas.

What's up with the bad teeth?
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Nash on April 13, 2004, 09:06:22 PM
You're refering to the pic I posted?

My mouth was closed.

bzzzzt.

Not being overseas does not mean being an American.

bzzzzt.

Funny, you and I had a little spat about how insignificant us Canadians were compared to you Oregonians. I don't blame you for not remembering - it was idiotic. But it does speak to something, you're authoritative way of saying, nothing.

Here's a toaster on yer way out.
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on April 13, 2004, 09:07:36 PM
I think he's one of them further north Americans.
-SW
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Mini D on April 13, 2004, 09:12:08 PM
Ah.. canadian... and that makes it less ironic?

MiniD
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Mini D on April 13, 2004, 09:13:06 PM
PS... I notice you didn't deny the bad teeth thing.
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Nash on April 13, 2004, 09:19:13 PM
a) I don't know how "irony" even enters the picture. You were just plain dumb-arsed mistaken. Would you find it somehow ironic if I called lamas basketballs? Whatever turns yer crank.

b) What's with the fixation on teeth all of a sudden? And what's with that logic? You haven't said that yer donut isn't small... so....?
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Mini D on April 13, 2004, 09:30:52 PM
You don't know where irony enters into the picture in regards to a thread about the U.S. Presidential Elections being started by a foreigner?  Umm... that's just being obtuse nash.

And I was wrong about you being british... saying it again won't make it any more true.  It doesn't make you starting this thread any less funny.

As for your teeth... it was a joke based on thinking you were british... you're response was pretty funny though.  Almost as if you went through the thought process of "when could he have seen my teeth".  I'd hardly call it an obsession, but if that makes you feel better, then go ahead.

MiniD
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Nash on April 13, 2004, 09:35:13 PM
Well, then....

uhm...

Thanks for playing?
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Nash on April 13, 2004, 09:41:41 PM
Actually.... You tell me.

How is it ironic for me to be the one starting this bet?

Would it also be "ironic" for a foreigner bet on Tiger Woods or the WBC title?

Do you even know what the word "irony" means?

I don't think I'm being obtuse. I think you're being an arse, for some reason.
Title: well Im game
Post by: Eagler on April 13, 2004, 09:48:29 PM
just make it a month of AH

I can always use another free one :)

LANDSLIDE BUSH!
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Nash on April 13, 2004, 10:01:18 PM
I thought about that Eagler...

But unless an equal number of people bet one way vs an equal number of people betting the other way, it wouldn't work out to a clean predetermined amount.

But... is 15 bucks more acceptable to wager?
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Eagler on April 13, 2004, 10:03:24 PM
sure

it might be hard to get enough kerry money to cover though :)
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Nash on April 13, 2004, 10:12:16 PM
Yeah...

If 10 people bet on Bush, and 5 on Kerry... and Bush wins... Obviously the 5 wouldn't be able to cover the 10.

So...

I'm going to guaruntee a 150% return if that happens.

If you bet $20 on Bush and he wins, you get $30 back, minimum.

And visa versa.

Hope that makes sense.
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Mini D on April 13, 2004, 11:44:11 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Nash
Actually.... You tell me.

How is it ironic for me to be the one starting this bet?

Would it also be "ironic" for a foreigner bet on Tiger Woods or the WBC title?

Do you even know what the word "irony" means?

I don't think I'm being obtuse. I think you're being an arse, for some reason.
Actually, I do know what the word means nash.

And no, it would not be ironic for a foreigner to bet on Tiger Woods in an international sport.  It is ironic for a foreigner to start a betting pool on the U.S. elections that are not in any way shape or form "international".

MiniD
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: SaburoS on April 14, 2004, 12:13:34 AM
I'll take Kerry if I get some odds.
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: AKIron on April 14, 2004, 12:43:43 AM
Quote
Originally posted by SaburoS
I'll take Kerry if I get some odds.


If you take Kerry you are odd. :p
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Capt. Pork on April 14, 2004, 12:47:08 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Nash
Ahhh...

I threatended to change my avatar once, but the avalanche of outraged emails made this idea untenable.


Where did you get this avatar? I want more footage of the girl in the forground.
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Holden McGroin on April 14, 2004, 12:51:28 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Nash
Funny, you and I had a little spat about how insignificant us Canadians were compared to you Oregonians.


MiniD says he's from Portland.  That's not Oregon.  In order to be a true Oregonian you must be outside of the Tri-Met area and the Willamette drainage.
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: SaburoS on April 14, 2004, 12:54:58 AM
Quote
Originally posted by AKIron
If you take Kerry you are odd. :p


You know, I am ;)

Figured most here would bet on Bush as he's still the one to lose it.

I'm probably gonna lose money but ain't gonna bet unless we make this interesting :D
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Mini D on April 14, 2004, 12:57:44 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Holden McGroin
MiniD says he's from Portland.  That's not Oregon.  In order to be a true Oregonian you must be outside of the Tri-Met area and the Willamette drainage.
I agree, Oregonians outside of the tri-counties area (Tri-Met is public transportation) are as insignificant as Canadians.

MiniD
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: AKIron on April 14, 2004, 01:01:12 AM
I woulda bet the farm that George H.W. woulda won in '92. I lose in Vegas too.
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Nash on April 14, 2004, 01:06:32 AM
SaburoS - the odds are gonna take form in front of you in this post. I don't know what they're gonna be.

I have Eagler down for Bush.

Do I write you down for Kerry?
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Mini D on April 14, 2004, 01:08:14 AM
BTW Holden... is that Eugene, Corvalis or Salem?  I see you're south of the 45th which makes you a bit too californian.

MiniD
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Octavius on April 14, 2004, 01:09:14 AM
Write in:  Dave Chappelle running with Rick James. :D
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Holden McGroin on April 14, 2004, 01:27:01 AM
If your water flows to the Willamette, (which includes the few communities you mention) or you can ride the light rail to OMSI, you're living in faux Oregon.

Now if you live near Grants Pass, Roseburg, Klamath Falls, Lakeview or John Day, and feed your transportation hay or diesel, then you are a true Oregonian.
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: _Schadenfreude_ on April 14, 2004, 01:54:34 AM
Well poll recently showed 83% of people thought Bush could lose, lets wait till we see Kerry's running mate.
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: _Schadenfreude_ on April 14, 2004, 01:59:21 AM
Another interesting issue would be terrorist action - if they feel that they could influence the political process by a massive attack in the USA between August and November I think they would attack.

How would the Americans feel about electing Bush if there was a serious attack just before election is the question.

I would say that there is a high probability of a terrorist attack between August and November in the USA and if there is such an attack that Bush will lose the November election.
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: AKIron on April 14, 2004, 02:02:50 AM
Quote
Originally posted by _Schadenfreude_
Another interesting issue would be terrorist action - if they feel that they could influence the political process by a massive attack in the USA between August and November I think they would attack.

How would the Americans feel about electing Bush if there was a serious attack just before election is the question.

I would say that there is a high probability of a terrorist attack between August and November in the USA and if there is such an attack that Bush will lose the November election.


I think an attack intended to influence our election against Bush would have an effect opposite that desired. Americans are a scrappy lot for the most part.
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: SaburoS on April 14, 2004, 02:07:41 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Nash
SaburoS - the odds are gonna take form in front of you in this post. I don't know what they're gonna be.

I have Eagler down for Bush.

Do I write you down for Kerry?


The most I could lose is $20.00? If that's so, then yes, put me down for Kerry.
At least I'll be a sport about this.:)
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Thrawn on April 14, 2004, 02:09:29 AM
(http://www.pollingreport.com/images/GENLapril.GIF)


http://www.pollingreport.com/
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Nash on April 14, 2004, 02:39:49 AM
Rgr Saburo. Yer down for $20 on Kerry.
Title: over 50 posts ...
Post by: Eagler on April 14, 2004, 06:03:51 AM
yet not many who want to put their money where their mouth is

LOL :)
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Sixpence on April 14, 2004, 06:34:22 AM
Official Presidential Elections Betting Post ® is a registered trademark of Eagler Inc. You are advised to remove this post or appropriate legal action will be taken.
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: _Schadenfreude_ on April 14, 2004, 08:06:55 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Thrawn
(http://www.pollingreport.com/images/GENLapril.GIF)


http://www.pollingreport.com/


Yep definite signs of one of them landslides that Eagler keeps squawking about.
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: _Schadenfreude_ on April 14, 2004, 08:09:45 AM
btw put me down for £20 on Kerry..... that's $36.40 for you lot unaccustomed to dealing in real money.
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: lazs2 on April 14, 2004, 08:13:17 AM
nash...if I  were in the early stages of recovery from drugs I would not be jumping feet first into every poilitical debate... you might want to concentrate on recovery for a while before you get all worked up about things as unimportant as politics...

lazs
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: Nash on April 14, 2004, 08:49:46 AM
lol, who's all worked up?

Gosh, some people are taking this thing waaaay too seriously.

I do appreciate what yer saying though.
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: midnight Target on April 14, 2004, 12:12:35 PM
20 Canadian? That's like ..what.... $2.50 ?
Title: Official Presidential Elections Betting Post
Post by: MrLars on April 14, 2004, 12:27:25 PM
OK, I'll commit now.

I'll give $20 to Kerry's campaign for every $20 bet for Bush to win here.

Hurry up guys, my quarterly contribution check is due to go out at the end of this month and I'm still allowed to give $1,250 more.


Debait is what you use to catch defish.