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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Pei on April 16, 2004, 10:10:27 PM

Title: In Summary
Post by: Pei on April 16, 2004, 10:10:27 PM

Everything good that has happened in the last few years is because of Bush.

Everything bad that has happened in the last few years is because of Clinton.

Bush is war-mongering manipulative mental defective with Pretzel problems.

Bush is the best thing since sliced bread (especially that pinko-commie granary stuff).

American is finest, most beautiful,  happy, luvvy magical land in whole wide world and doesn't need those "lesser nations" (TM) chirping up and spoiling the show, especially because you have guns (not that you need guns because Lazs can send his son around to beat them up, especially if they are women, european or democrat or all three).

The US in the throws of creating a global evil empire and the White House is going to be dumped in favour of Skull Island. The Deathstar is in construction  (by a company that used to be run by Dick Cheney) and Darth Rumsfeld will be using the force to strangle well meaning reporters and small fluffy animals.

And the Yanks still think Mike Myers is the expert on British dental health.

Did we really need 30-odd thousand posts to get all that?

Title: Re: In Summary
Post by: Sixpence on April 16, 2004, 10:55:13 PM

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Originally posted by Pei
The Deathstar is in construction

Sorry, that was already done, it was the B25 in Fighter ace 2.5

Title: In Summary
Post by: Saintaw on April 17, 2004, 12:03:14 AM

*clap clap clap!* :)

Title: In Summary
Post by: GRUNHERZ on April 17, 2004, 12:05:22 AM

Can we use the deathstar on france?

Title: In Summary
Post by: Pei on April 17, 2004, 12:48:16 AM

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Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Can we use the deathstar on france?

It's your Deathstar, you can do what you want with it mate.

Title: In Summary
Post by: FUNKED1 on April 17, 2004, 12:49:53 AM

You forgot:

Everything good that has happened in the last few years is because of Clinton.

Everything bad that has happened in the last few years is because of Bush.

Title: In Summary
Post by: storch on April 17, 2004, 12:52:24 AM

Nope on france you drop portapotties, the contents soon become "Haute cuisine"