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General Forums => Axis vs Allies => Topic started by: gear on April 18, 2004, 10:16:13 PM

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Post by: gear on April 18, 2004, 10:16:13 PM
WTH is up with the muted message when you call some one a chute killer?
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Post by: Shane on April 19, 2004, 12:22:56 AM
you must have said, "****ing chute killer" i guess.

:eek:

:aok

:rofl
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Post by: najdorf on April 19, 2004, 08:36:58 AM
Let's get this straight, you fly the Nazi symbol and yet are somehow offended by chute shooters?
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Post by: Shane on April 19, 2004, 08:39:54 AM
when will poepl learn?!?

don't shoot the chutes!!!

aim for the little meatbomb dangling beneath it!

:aok
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Post by: najdorf on April 19, 2004, 08:47:08 AM
Chut shooting 101.

Step 1:  Spot the chute.

Step 2:  Set up for high speed level run that will place you with proper guns solution at no farther than D150.

Step3:  Open up with every gun onboard until you get that delightful little POP.

Step4:  Watch text buffer for indignant condemnation of your actions on channel 1.

Step5:  Once the whining starts, apologize profusely on channel 1 that it was a mistake and you didn't mean it.

Step6:  Wait for the whiner to calm down and accept your apology.

Step7:  Reverse position and tell him over channel 1 that he's a coward for popping his chute and that you will kill any chute you come across.

Step8:  Wait for the obligatory whine on the BBS.

Step9:  Repeat as necessary.
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Post by: eddiek on April 19, 2004, 09:15:16 AM
Step10:  Laugh your a** off and keep flying.
Step11:  Tell 'em if they were manly, they'd ride their bird down.  

I rarely bail, most times I ride her all the way in.  Gets me back in the air faster than even freefalling does.
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Post by: Reschke on April 19, 2004, 10:59:32 AM
Yeah thats true eddie but that freefall is such a rush. Especially when those virtual bugs decide to pop you in the mouth after you have been in freefall for 2-3 seconds. :aok
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Post by: Shane on April 19, 2004, 12:55:18 PM
i prefer to try and nail them in their freefall. it's so much more challenging.
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Post by: Slash27 on April 19, 2004, 11:09:28 PM
Let's get this straight, you fly the Nazi symbol and yet are somehow offended by chute shooters?

Now we're just splitting hairs:D