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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on April 19, 2004, 07:46:02 AM
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OFFICIAL 2004 DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM
6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.
7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.
9:30pm - * Intermission *
10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.
11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues
11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.
:rofl
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Kerry is hitler!!!
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closer to stalin or... somebodys mom.
lazs
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BTW, you forgot to mention shut down the central artery for 4 days.
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I specifically remember seeing a workshop on the itinerary: How to blame bush for just about anything.
Maybe they figured out that doesnt quite work anymore
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I hear bob woodard is the guest of honor and will have a book signing.. He has been hired by CNN to give unbiased coverage of both conventions.
bad news for democrats is that women don't vote as readily for ugly men. He will have to appear "sensitive" to get their vote. Might even have to resort to a few tears in some speeches. If he loses the women and the gay vote all he will have left is the unions and blacks.
lazs
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Originally posted by lazs2
If he loses the women and the gay vote all he will have left is the unions and blacks.
lazs
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Only 2 flag burnings? Man, the democrats are slacking...
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Punt for Silat ;)
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It's not as funny* as Si's post, but you get points for making it up yourself, unlike that slut Silat who cut-and-pasted.
*Because it's too close to the truth!
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
It's not as funny* as Si's post, but you get points for making it up yourself, unlike that slut Silat who cut-and-pasted.
*Because it's too close to the truth!
Nah, this was an old cut and paste.
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:eek:
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* LEST WE FORGET -- HONORARY ROLL CALL of All Members of (and Friends
of) Bush Administration Who Might Very Well Have Been Killed In Vietnam
If It Hadn't Been For Nasty Trick Knees, Anal Cysts, Recurrent
Headaches, and Highly-Placed, Overly-Protective Parents. (Sponsored by
Tyson Chicken)
lol, sponsored by tyson chicken
Ok, where is the Nader spoof?
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Originally posted by Sixpence
* LEST WE FORGET -- HONORARY ROLL CALL of All Members of (and Friends
of) Bush Administration Who Might Very Well Have Been Killed In Vietnam
If It Hadn't Been For Nasty Trick Knees, Anal Cysts, Recurrent
Headaches, and Highly-Placed, Overly-Protective Parents. (Sponsored by
Tyson Chicken)
lol, sponsored by tyson chicken
Ok, where is the Nader spoof?
oops, getting threads crossed, Bush made me do it!
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Don't forget the BOOING of the Boy Scouts when they present the Colors.
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For those "Fair and Balanced (yea, right)" among us, a rebuttal:
GOP Convention Program
5:30am - Richard Butler opening convocation speech
6:00pm - cross burning ceremony.
6:15pm- Condi Rice photo journal, "My first supertanker"
6:30pm - Anti-education rally no. 1. Spot and Barney, speakers
6:40pm - Dick Cheney's workshop on proper pretzel eating
7:00pm - Tribute theme to Saudi Arabia.
7:10pm - Anti-education rally no. 2. Barbara and Jenna (beverages served, ID not required)
7:20pm - Columba Bush proposes a toast
7:25pm - Tribute to Orlando Bosch.
7:45pm - Anti-education rally no. 3. Moderatred by India
8:00pm - Bill O'reilly presents one side of the issues
8:30pm - Barbara and Jenna crude oil wrestling exhibition.
9:00pm - Gay bashing ceremony
9:59pm - Tribute to Log Cabin Republicans
10:00pm - * Intermission *
10:05pm - Cross burning ceremony no. 2.
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Bush' pilgrimage form Texas to Alabama, 1968
10:30pm - Cameo by Chris Hannity plugging his book
10:40pm - Bush and Cheney propose a toast.
10:50pm - Ann Coulter speech - "Suicide Bleaching: A Prelude to Binging and Purging"
11:00pm - gay bashing ceremony.
11:19pm - Tribute to Log Cabin Republicans
11:20pm - G.W Bush's workshop: "How to run a company into the ground, and earn a 15 million buyout."
11:30pm - Blame Everyone Else pep rally.
12:00am - George W. Bush Virtual Tour of "The Crawford Express" (AirForce One)
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8:30pm - Barbara and Jenna crude oil wrestling exhibition
Tickets??
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Originally posted by stiehl
8:30pm - Barbara and Jenna crude oil wrestling exhibition
Tickets??
I've got 4 "Heinz Ketchup wrestling" tickets featuring Teresa Heinz Kerry and former Sec of State Madelyn Albright that I'll trade for 2 Barbara/Jenna Crude oil tickets!
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
I've got 4 "Heinz Ketchup wrestling" tickets featuring Teresa Heinz Kerry and former Sec of State Madelyn Albright
MUST CLEAN EYES WITH BLEACH!!!!:eek:
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Originally posted by Pooh21
MUST CLEAN EYES WITH BLEACH!!!!:eek:
Good news! Madelyn has been scratched, Hillary will replace her!
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Good news! Madelyn has been scratched, Hillary will replace her!
So you had to get this back on top. You are just jealous that my post was by far a bigger laugh.
:lol
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lol Ripsnort. Funny stuff (I missed this earlier today) While Silats counter post had more detail and a deeper humour but this made me laugh too.
(equal opportunity patterer of the back)
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
I've got 4 "Heinz Ketchup wrestling" tickets featuring Teresa Heinz Kerry and former Sec of State Madelyn Albright that I'll trade for 2 Barbara/Jenna Crude oil tickets!
No way, man....you got Madeline tix, you use em...I'm a man, not a masochist...gimme the spoiled rich kids, they're all freaks anyway :lol